₦airaland Forum

LaurelP:
U still please women?

No...i tease em.

United 4 life..
well the stoke game..i must confess its coming at the wrong time..wulda prefered a team like sunderland after 2draws.

TrollMan:
You're wasting your time.
They themselves don't know what they want.

lol..confused lot.

Touching story...


but sha..theres one market at alaba..where they sell fine and polished agberos...
since men don turn weavon wey dem dey buy from market

If it would yield money..broke

if it would yield more money....rich

Cheddas for his next 4 generations to come..


















As do all nigerians...


ok politicians.

Cheddas for his next 4 generations to come..

The fact you have freedom of speech..dont mean you should 'speech' without thinking.

Newkidoo:
Don't please them.. Live your life and be happy.. You can never please women..

I'm telling you...they are too complicated...

One useless chemistry teacher gave me FELA..

buh my guys called me DBK 'don baba k'..








Btw i had many guys name...barano..k.o..vegas..blablabla...i was changing nicks like clothes then..each session new nick.

If you give her sex, she will say you are after
her
body; if you don't give her sex she will say
you are
not man enough.

If you give her money she will call you a
mugu; if
you don't give her money she will say that
you are
stingy and greedy.

If you are very caring she will take you for
granted; if
you are not caring she will say that you don't
love
her.

If you always call her she will say that you are
disturbing her; if you don't call her she will
say that
you are cheating on her.

If you dress very well she will call you a
player; if
you don't dress
well she will call you a dirty guy.

If you are quiet she will say that you are too
boring.
If you are not, she will say that you are too
lousy.

Help her in the kitchen she will say that this
man is a
woman wrapper; if u don't help her in the
kitchen she
will say that this man is
using her as a slave..
.NA WAH FOR UNA
OOOH""WETIN PERSON GO DO TO LUV
UNA:]Y

Age 50. Is there any verse in the bible that says all women must marry?

That awkward moment your guys keep screaming "fresh boi, fine boi"..any talk about girls end with you lol..





you go look mirror tire...never passing a Parked car without checking yourself out.

14. You've been dating for 7years..and he keeps telling you he's planning for a mature wedding..

Since when did you care


i'm sure his pocket is 17years older too..



























go and enjoy yourself o..

Op you nor know say na dat nairabet dey bring all those money i dey use buy her suya every saturday nites?






But sha i dont play nairabet..

Tommywa2:
oh my goodness! Rotfl! Lmao!
Gosh. So sorry dear. Lol

Thanks hon.

Burningstar:
Yes

i dont believe you

lefulefu:
fruit ke?
they prefer junk food top with a bottle of small stout

Lol..always try to read between the line.. I meant apple products like iphone..laptop..ipad bla bla

Hmmm..my own na big fxck up o.

i was on a bus going home o..instead of me to wait till i reached my bus stop gently...i wanted to feel my self cause of this beautiful damsel seating beside me..

then it was bb bold2 that was invoke..so i brought out my white bold2..and pretended i was making a call. Talking to my buddy..telling him how the finest girl in our dept has been calling and begging me to hook up with her...come see forming na.



that was how i got carried away.. That i didnt even remember my ringtone again... The phone has been blasting terry g 'nuwenuwe' almost getting to 2nd verse...

by the time i realised what was happening..all the girls and guys on board were laffing their heart out..including the babe beside me..that caused everything..the old mamas didnt even know what was going on.


chai! I just felt the floor of the bus and the ground should open and swallow me..

That was how i was humbled till i got down o.

Burningstar:
I love flowers and I even prefer them to an iPhone 6

Did you just type that

LordDarius:
C'mon 3D, i kinda really really like this girl. Cant just bone her.
But i hear you

Ok just give her small distance...she'll come crawling back.

Hope she has no bf?

Only with my back facing them..

No..i dont think so.

buh i heard they like fruits alot..





mostly APPLE products.

Op dont ever allow her put you in the "i'm safe on the bed with you" zone.

YOU HIA!!!









My advice....bone her.

Na strong case be this your own o..
but sha cry no more cause i've got a solution for you..






My child..tonite,at exactly 11:59:15 sacrifice a co'ck to the great ojanga..rub the coc'ks blood mixed with palm oil on your dic'k...then with the head of the coc'k on your head..run round your house..singing ojanga..the great and merciful..

i assure you..your problems would be solved.

When you were giving your principal the wrong date of birth cause you didnt want the girls to know your real age..you never thought it would back fire..lol

all those dean and co forms too much..i just pray they take pity on you...(was once in your shoes...but not dob ish though)..i know how it feels.