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OBITUARY

Dear All, The death is reported of the GREEN EAGLE at the Ohene Djan sports
Stadium on the 03-Feb-08. The body was laid in state at the forecourt of the
Fiesta Royale Hotel, North Dworwulu (adjacent to the head offices of Nestle
Ghana Ltd), Accra. According to Doctorâ? Ts post mortem report, the GREEN EAGLE died of two teaspoonfuls of goals. It was revealed by doctors that the eagles showed signs of ill-health at the Essipon stadium in Sekondi between 20-Jan-08 and 03-Feb-08 before being flown to Ohene Djan for intensive care, but gave up the ghost after 93 minutes of soccer surgery.

Chief Mourner: Alhaji Umar Musa Yarâ? Tadua (Aso Rock, Abuja â?" Nigeria)

Children: Augustine Eguavon, Stephen Keshi, Rashid Yekini, Garba Lawal, Friday Ekpo, Sunday Oliseh, Sampson Siasia, Emmanuel Amunike, Mitiu Adepoju, Finidi George, Agu Alloy, Amokachie.

Grand Children: Nwanko Kanu, Joseph Yobo, John Utaka, Yakubu Aiyegbeni, Obafemi Martins, Mikel Obi, Nsorfor , Nwaneri, Austin Ejide, Taiwo Taye, Odemwienge, Danny Shittu.

Uncles: Olusegun Obasanjo, Mahamadu Buhari, Abdulsalam Abubakar, Wole Soyinka, Sani Abacha, Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida, Chief Emeka Anyaoku.

IN-LAWS: Dele Momodu, Dr. Adanugu, Clem Ohameze, Kanayo O. Kanayo, Zack Orji, 2Face idibia, John Okafor.

Meanwhile, the BLACK STARS of Ghana were invited to the Osu police station for interrogation in connection with the murder of the Green Eagle. During prosecution at the Accra fast track high court, Captain John Mensah pleaded guilty to the murder charge. Presenting the case, the bias referee Muhammad Benouza from Algeria( May his sins be forgiven), revealed that he saw Junior Agogo & Michael Essien putting 1 teaspoonful of poisonous dosages of goals each into the cocoa-net of goal keeper Austin Ejide in the 38th & 83rd minutes respectively. Though the rest of the STARS were acquitted and discharged, Essien & Agogo were sentenced to 1 goal each with surety to appear at the semi final match between the winners of the cameroun/Tunisia quarter final match. Meanwhile, a report reaching us indicates that SOS messages have been sent from Alata to the EAGLES camp that only one member (Mikel Obi) of the deceased family would be allowed to enter Alata. The rest return at their own risk & danger. NB: It must be emphasized that eba & brukutu would not be permitted at the funeral grounds, but kenkey & pusher (shaa lai fishua).

OBITUARY

Dear All, The death is reported of the GREEN EAGLE at the Ohene Djan sports
Stadium on the 03-Feb-08. The body was laid in state at the forecourt of the
Fiesta Royale Hotel, North Dworwulu (adjacent to the head offices of Nestle
Ghana Ltd), Accra. According to Doctorâ? Ts post mortem report, the GREEN EAGLE died of two teaspoonfuls of goals. It was revealed by doctors that the eagles showed signs of ill-health at the Essipon stadium in Sekondi between 20-Jan-08 and 03-Feb-08 before being flown to Ohene Djan for intensive care, but gave up the ghost after 93 minutes of soccer surgery.

Chief Mourner: Alhaji Umar Musa Yarâ? Tadua (Aso Rock, Abuja â?" Nigeria)

Children: Augustine Eguavon, Stephen Keshi, Rashid Yekini, Garba Lawal, Friday Ekpo, Sunday Oliseh, Sampson Siasia, Emmanuel Amunike, Mitiu Adepoju, Finidi George, Agu Alloy, Amokachie.

Grand Children: Nwanko Kanu, Joseph Yobo, John Utaka, Yakubu Aiyegbeni, Obafemi Martins, Mikel Obi, Nsorfor , Nwaneri, Austin Ejide, Taiwo Taye, Odemwienge, Danny Shittu.

Uncles: Olusegun Obasanjo, Mahamadu Buhari, Abdulsalam Abubakar, Wole Soyinka, Sani Abacha, Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida, Chief Emeka Anyaoku.

IN-LAWS: Dele Momodu, Dr. Adanugu, Clem Ohameze, Kanayo O. Kanayo, Zack Orji, 2Face idibia, John Okafor.

Meanwhile, the BLACK STARS of Ghana were invited to the Osu police station for interrogation in connection with the murder of the Green Eagle. During prosecution at the Accra fast track high court, Captain John Mensah pleaded guilty to the murder charge. Presenting the case, the bias referee Mohammed Benouza from Algeria( May his sins be forgiven), revealed that he saw Junior Agogo & Michael Essien putting 1 teaspoonful of poisonous dosages of goals each into the cocoa-net of goal keeper Austin Ejide in the 38th & 83rd minutes respectively. Though the rest of the STARS were acquitted and discharged, Essien & Agogo were sentenced to 1 goal each with surety to appear at the semi final match between the winners of the cameroun/Tunisia quarter final match. Meanwhile, a report reaching us indicates that SOS messages have been sent from Alata to the EAGLES camp that only one member (Mikel Obi) of the deceased family would be allowed to enter Alata. The rest return at their own risk & danger. NB: It must be emphasized that eba & brukutu would not be permitted at the funeral grounds, but kenkey & pusher (shaa lai fishua).

2008 with joy.
happy new year to everybody. hope we make good friends this year

@ janedoe
yes it did.
happy new year

their is soo much sensibility in your post. i just wish i could say so about the replies.

, , , , has it that new year has been postponed to 15 January, is that true.

so the big question is "who will be the head of EFCC?"

Merry Christmas, filled with joy, hope, peace, and laughter

even if na rumor, we no mind

Tampico has declared the floor open indefinitely

at last, some one is one the side of MTN.
i wonder who is given more epileptic service in the country, National Assembly, with the Legislootives and the Executhieves or MTN trying to do business in a very harsh environment without power supply, high cost of diesel _{and they can't just change their tariff}, vandalized equipments, "_{what happened to the oil pipelines}"
let the government give them [b]ENABLING ENVIRONMENT [/b]then let us see what they can do.

i knew you were waiting for an opportunity to say that

It is officially left for Tampico to close this thread.

"office romance" is interesting until it gets into the full blown thing. then both parties just have to be careful and know where they are heading to. when it get sour ^{if it ever gets sour} going to work in the morning becomes something worse than a nightmare. And what happens when one of the party starts dating another person in the office, going to work becomes

an online newspaper mail&guardian online has the following story. i wonder if it is true because i have not heard anything about the story on Nigerian news
http://www.mg.co.za/articlePage.aspx?articleId=327232&area=/breaking_news/breaking_news__africa/

Some parents scrape together sums needed to pay for a deliverance -- sometimes as much as three or four months' salary for the average working man -- although the pastor will explain that the witch might return and a second deliverance will be needed. Even if the parent wants to keep the child, their neighbours may attack it in the street.

This is not just a few cases. This is becoming commonplace. In Esit Eket, up a nameless, puddled-and-potholed path is a concrete shack stuffed to its fetid rafters with roughly made bunk beds. Here, three to a bed like battery chickens, sleep victims of the besuited Christian pastors and their hours-long, late-night services. Ostracised and abandoned, these are the children a whole community believes fervently are witches.

Sam Ikpe-Itauma is one of the few people in this area who does not believe what the evangelical "prophets" are preaching. He opened his house to a few homeless waifs he came across, and now he tries his best to look after 131.

"The neighbours were not happy with me and tell me 'you are supporting witches'. This project was an accident, I saw children being abandoned and it was very worrying. I started with three children, then every day it increased up to 15, so we had to open this new place," he says. "For every maybe five children we see on the streets, we believe one has been killed, although it could be more as neighbours turn a blind eye when a witch child disappears.

a friend of a friend of someone i know once told me that the mother is from Jamaica. but his family rejected him because he was not as handsome as the others.
are you sure we did not get our story from the same source

i installed Ubuntu "my first attempt at Linux" i found it easy to use and so far, no problem with it. i have a copy if you are interested.

@ poster
Where are you, Lagos? you have two options, though restricted to one if you don't want to change your mother board.
my best advice would have been to change the board. option 2, go to the market and get the highest speed processor that you board can use and then increase the memory. i dont know the type of board you have and the availability of processors in your area so i cant tell you the exact processor to buy.

unbelievable

@ texazzpete
when it comes to fraud,
the vulture is a patient bird

@ Odada

opens door
Thread re-opened Grin Grin Grin

Guess i forgot to lock the door

@ Teriba your post was very interesting.

Ojukwu for starting a reckless war he would never be able to win in a million years;

but the part about Ojukwu, does not conform with what i have been hearing. what are your facts?

hi Uche1, how did it go? waiting for the upload

is this your personal experience?

For years, i have been trying to watch Nigeria films. i am still trying to

Like BB2, i hope we get the full gist about the reunion here.
please mind how you drink,
no one should be as tipsy as Rich ard
as drunk as Ofunne
as confused as Maurine
as smug as the paramedics,
so you wont end up like BB2 Africa, trying not to wash in public the dirty linen they have wearing in public

@ spora

I was not Raped- Ofunneka Insists

"i was only fingered"

their is more to "fingergate" than "this little clip".
like some unanswered questions "why did the paramedics lock R up?
"Why dont they want to release the complete video"
etc

those that are in love with their phones, tell us the name of your phone

LG Chairmen give more than that at their friends wedding not to talk of this (national) issue. tax payers money or not, Mr Governor ca n do that if he wants to.

@ adechuks
thanks