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these are just the things nerds think when they aproach a lady,
i don't want sm1 petty by my side,
i like buying things my self,
i like a guy who knows hw 2 prove me wrong when ever i think i'm superior
i like a guy who doesn't accept every A i say,
i like a guy who doesn't ask 4 my approval every 2 mins
i like a guy who's not brutal and without attention
i like a guy who doesn't freak out on my period
i like a guy who understands that i've got a life out of the relation
i like a guy who doesn't ask me 4 money either directly or ingìdirectly
i like a guy who tresures me and make me feel heart beats
i like a guy who can say i'm sorry when he thinks so not when i need it
i like a guy who can prepare me a good morning breakfast,

these are my tips 4 any guy who needs a girl, nt that rubbish

do it do it do it,
well reverse psyco, if i say don't do it then u're gonna do it,
so i'll say do it so u don't do it,

nothing, just let go, having female friends in facebook doesn't mean eating thier biscuits, and hw many male friends have u got in ur fb??
don't u think he's uncomfortable 2??

[quote author=Area_boy link=topic=145623.msg5704829#msg5704829 date=1268754986]there u go again,

on my way home the other day i saw two chics with a parked car and they had no clue wat to do,  i stopped asked the problem and they had no idea either,  found out they had a bad battery and the car had stalled (due to her poor driving skill). popped my bonnet got mine out, started it for them instructed her wat to do so it wont stall again. opted to follow her until she got close to where she was going just in case it died again.

after that,  i waved and headed home,


I dont even know their names until today,  why? both of them were too skinny,  ( i dun like skinny girls)
So i didnt find them attractive and i helped them,

What are we saying here then?[/quote]1 are u the son of the good samaritan
2 u really did help them and took a good look at their body shape, face etc,
3 u didn't ask contact bcoz u were first decieved that they were pretty, then when u found out that none of them where ur type u just let go,
simple and nice

daduke2k:
Lie lie i gree not

y not??

adolfe bad:
@ Mz DarkSkin

lol

we no longer need to decieve ourselves in this present dispensation

what is between a ladies legs is far SWEETER and more desirable than that thing protected by her ribs and lungs

perhaps if every man kept that in mind, and dosn't pretend about it,
life myt be fairer to both parties~ if you really think of it

and then u're gonna spend d rest of ur life alone or 2 feed ur desire u'll get 2 pay 4 the service

andysnoopy:
Hmm 3ndy I've never looked at it from the psychological point of view.  I don't even think she did all that consciously, even the game she was playing,  we spent more than half of the time she used Kissing and stuff,  So If she did all that consciously,  wow cool!!!

just look @ d pic u use 4 this site,  i mean man u're a cook,
and that is a complement because only men are great cooks since women go normaly on the tradition meal,
men like 2 explore and invent,
that's why in europe i've heard only abt great male cook,  so your gf is very lucky 2 have u

stillwater:
It's worse in Nigeria.

really?? then i remain on my ideas,,

luizworld:
i no be bartender oo. i be manager for here. u wan kill me.

sorry nah,
i no know b4, abeg manager who dey make ur hair 4 u?? awsome

[quote author=Area_boy link=topic=145623.msg5704687#msg5704687 date=1268754147]how can i be wrong, would i ask you out if i dont find you attractive??
answer that and quote me again[/quote]no u wouldn't ask me out,
and neither would u help me,
so we'll just not meet at all

stillwater:
They are not few o.
Go to the banks or even Nepa offices. They help you to do something, you are now entitled to give them your number.

but aimè,
i live in italy, not in Nigeria and my experience are based on the nigerians abroad

[quote author=Area_boy link=topic=145623.msg5704614#msg5704614 date=1268753793]Any man that doest show interest to ask for your details doesnt find you attractive,  Short and simple,

you should be happy ppl are asking to know u better,[/quote]oh my dear very wrong, very very wrong,

Udiculus:
Hey girl,d fact dat one egg is bad does not make a whole crate of eggs bad.your practical experiment is not yet a theory because a man offering u an assistance nd all he thinks is 2 take advantage of u doesn't mean all Nigerian men are like dat.Even a saying make it clear dat among d good lies the bad,so what has being happening 2 u is what i call unfortunate situation dat is when u were needing help,it was d bad guy dat responded so dont condemn all just because of a few.

very true, but if these few keeps popping up my believe of the create of eggs starts shading away

bartender isn't your hairstyle the sean paul's type?

smooooooth:
you may not blive this, but some 9ja guys do this things for free, at least i know i do it. several times i've seen ladies dragging heavy luggages, i help them, i help women with their tyres, when they have a car break down, in lagos traffic, i allow women get in line, i still open doors for women, even yesterday i helped a girl with t-fare go home, and she just asked me at the bus-stop i dnt know her b4, and i dont ask for numbers or addy, blive me if i see these ladies anywhere i wont even recognise them. i just cant stand seeing ladies do tedious stuff. once told my ex to stop pounding yam for me, but she wont listen.

my family and friends always say i'm not meant to be an African dou.

well if that's not a lie then u're 1 in a million dude

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=414161.msg5704451#msg5704451 date=1268752626]hissed! [/quote]r u mad @ me??

smooooooth:
and wat u trying to tell me?

guess she's trying 2 say that when a girl dates a boy doesn't mean she should byforce cook 4 him, 4 God sake couldn't men just at least 3 times a year wake up and prepare a surprising meal 4 their beloved?
the only words u hear are "woman get me my meal i'm starvin, ,,

luizworld:
yes, my bartender is own the way** here u go**
Pips and looks at 3andy's face, not Bad at all

lol thx, mmm could i get smthg with it where's every1 i mean are they all in the VIPs?

andysnoopy:
Why are you guys focusing on the trust part ehh?  I'm not saying she will kill me or anything just saying that it's her first time spending the nyt in my house and i'm not comfortable enough to make her cook for me,  Maybe my choice of word was wrong. And as for you 3ndy,  You're Happy ehh? what makes u think she's ma Match? Thanks my dear goggles, at least the shame is leaving me small,   

well normally the story goes this way if u where a female poster:
" hello my NL i'm in big trouble, this guy i'm dating just spent the night at my house and didn't want 2 eat the food i cooked for him althogh when my friends came on visit and met him playing the ps3 he laughed and played with them even when he refuses my meal, my dear NL what should i do"
this would have been the story otherwise, but as for u being the man and not wanting her 2 cook coz it's her first night she behaved exactly hw a man would have done in her place, she played the ps3 so u 2 match perfectly coz u're d househusband shes's the husband-wife

it is not a good thing that there is interaction between teacher and student,

chukz4real:
I wonder!

u wonder?
sure just ask any of ur friends wot the'll do if they met a naked girl lying on the floor

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=413331.msg5704135#msg5704135 date=1268750507]where is d barman  [/quote] maybe he ran out of drinks and went 2 d winery 2 get sm

mylove4him:
If u can't trust her enough to cook for u then why date her. i know some guys way back my service year that won't allow women cook for them because of fear of unknown. A man can die in different ways, remember that there are so many ways to kill a rat. Utapiapia, gum, indocid, etc. so my dear be careful.

don't exagerate, it's just food,
and in the meanwhile she's playing the ps3 so i don't think that an homicide is in her mind

lolllllll
there is no crime in it, i just think both of u match perfectly,
lmao&rotf

bartender a drink pls,
smthg non-alcoholic thx