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pro01:
Why should it be men doing all the 'helping', free or not. I'd genuinely help an obviously disadvantaged person (elderly people, children, disabled, etc.) for free. Or even do it for a fellow bruv in need. But for some vain chick, what nonsense. Any sort of 'free' help on them is a huge waste; worse, they might even call you a mugu.

mmmmmm
brother u seriously need a girl, hw could u possibly think that helping a girl is a waste of time??
i undersatnd that there is no longer the myth of the knight in shining armor who helps the girl in trouble in Nigeria but u're exaggerating a bitdon't u think
I know there are many girls who use this trick just to aborde men but be careful too not be cynical,

chukz4real:
The other day, the poster' g-string fell off her waist. The white samaritan man picked it up, raised her flowing long skirt up and wore her the panty without looking at her and asking any question,  if it were to be Nigerian guys, they would have opened their eyes wide while wearing her the panty!

would they have worn her the pants even self?
i think smthg would have stuck in between the girls legs instead

well 4rm your story i'll actually say,  madam haven't u ever tought of getting a maid or a butcher??
u've had a lot of pple helping u do a lot of things, 
haven't said that my point of view,
well nigerian men have in their DNA a nucleo that make them ask the contact 2 anything that's got the 222
and that is
2 legs
2 booobs
2 tighs,
with these 4sure u aint save among them,
even when they buy things in the store and take a very good look at the sales girl they'll definately ask her her number, adress, where she from worst than a police officer,
and then the part that baffles me the most,
"baby it was just destiny/luck/God that sent me here 2 admire this pretty/beauty, 2 be the witness of your beauty/gorgeousness,  mennn baby i really want 2 know u more/ i'd like 2 feel u better/ can we be freinds?/i want 2 be more than a friend 2 u,  damn baby i think i've just fallen in love/ i love u more than anything/ in shot baby my heart has just started beaten for u/ i know we just get 2 know our selvrs but i swear that it seems that i've known u for ever, " BLA BLA BLA, 
Nigerian men do u have a guide book where u get these words

yeah right,

if u're so loyal,
MARRY ME INSTEAD,

Ujujoan:
@3rndy and google

Two Fighting, eba make them fight, akpu seperate them, amala call police . .   

Boy you do need a friend!

     

LMAO & ROTF

Tarmpa:
Thanks very much,you've won my respect.

at least u've got sm1 in dis issue

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=411483.msg5670893#msg5670893 date=1268312892] some pple still get strength 4 fight  [/quote]of course,
i'm still young and i'm bursting out energy

googles:


[size=13pt]trouble dey sleep yanga go wake am
hmm u need to take a chill pill
looks like you really need it lady [/size]

wot i need is an "vive en lasse vivre", not a chill pill,
i'm chill as ice as 4 u 2 know

and by d way no psychic or so whatever,
just ur own worst enemy

googles:
[size=13pt]are you psychic or something ?? 
cos dat was wat i was actually looking for : trouble
friend ko kini nee [/size]

bring it on ma'am,
i see that we aren't really on good terms, coz dis is d second thread we're having a counterfight, (d first woz abt d tattoo stuff and i just let go d shooting on the leg stuff coz we were going outta issue, but now no worries i'm ready 4 d fight )
we couldn't really get along, **deadly grin**

yes i i am still a virgin
i'm 19
and love 2 be a virgin coz i feel pleased when my disvirgined friend cries out abt their last awfull lover and hw hw treated them,
so no suffer no tears,
then i'm also very romantic and think that i should give it ONLY 2 my husband, so i'm thrilled abt it,
Well don't have a fiance yet, not even a boyfriend, not even a male friend,
i wonder will i ever be able 2 give it away in this condition

Ujujoan:
Oh boy, you are reaaaly his friend!       

my bad

not intell what
hw dare u mister,
this is just y we talk negatively abt u,
dumbaxx

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=411483.msg5670343#msg5670343 date=1268308265] [/quote]come on girls,

Ujujoan:
Ok no need to get all worked up alright? I just thought he was using the word a little bit too loosely. Shows how trusting he can be which is probably why what happened to him did in the first place!

While whe are not his foes, I wouldn't exactly call us his 'friends' . . .  I think I like to know my friends a little better. 

he doesn't mean friends as in physical friends or intelllectual friends,
if u read his story u'll see that even his states friends don't know anything abt wot happend 2 him and that clearly shows that he's worried abt hw they'll look at him and point at him,
so it's easier 2 tell an intimate story 2 sm1 u know can't laugh or gossip @ u than sm1 u've known for years,
and that's consider a friendship, pen pal, net pal, computer pal, hwever u wanna call it, this is a site that helps u more than a psycologist, coz u don't pay and u have different points of view which maybe u've never considered

Ujujoan:
Friends  Hmmn! 

yeah friends, if u're not one u wouldn't have been interested in the topic

Tarmpa:
If you were in my shoes, maybe you would have been crying up & down the streets by now,  But for me,i'm so weak that,naira land is my source of consolation right now.It's not just a write up but what happend to me arround 8:11pm last night. If you know her house,you'll really belive that the switch is just at the side of the window,and any one trying to touch it can easily be held by some one outside without stress. But it can never be possible to open the door from outside because of the nature of the key & the bold down,  But please! Dont ever pray to be in my shoe, oh! U think i'm having fun?when i'm only trying to get consolation from friends.

i ought u'll be hitting ur chest in despair repeating the mea culpa ryhmn,
but don't be sad, at least look at the positive point of view,
u caught her b4 d dead line, and now u can choose either u want her in ur life or u never wanna c her again,
cm'on, a lot of husbands would have loved 2 find out that their wives are playing tricks on them and u're d lucky1

deeeemmmm men, u're so unlucky,
my sorries 4 wot happend 2 u,
i don't fink u shld marry such a girl,
yes there're still gud girls in town, i mean i dunno anything abt nigeria but there are over seas,
tell ur friends d truth now and raw, it's better than them finding out later and barging it on ur axx,
find a girl in d states, a nice gud appealing and faithful girl then u'll be happy,
true love no more exists,

[quote author=Bad_Mo_Fo link=topic=409992.msg5651350#msg5651350 date=1268067816]Baby, there's no need to lie. It's gotten to a point where girls don't even pretend anymore how much they want me. Boys, take notes: if you wanna score easily, just pretend to be an alpha male.

It has something to do with the electra complex I think.

Come now my love, there's no need for that. Im 100% natural.[/quote]ooohhhh helllllll shittttt, u've got some ego u know that?
the girls who don't pretend 2 like u r d ones who ask u for money, which i can clearly read through the lines u've not got,
go out there and find d one who doesn't care about your body and money but what u've got in our head and heart,

Freiburger:
Buuuulllllll-s-h-i-t. Don't u know every real girl feels protected by a bad Guy?

well no, it's unconceptable that u get protection from a bad guy 'coz just like u say he's a a bad guy and a bad guy is just a bad guy and can only break our heart, (sorry for d repetition)
this is not a film where d bad guy is fully in love with his woman, no he must always have another and sorry sirs and ma'ams but i'm sharing no body with another,

no thx

[quote author=Bad_Mo_Fo link=topic=409992.msg5651053#msg5651053 date=1268065694]What about a b.a.d.m.o.t.h.e.r.Zap.e.r like myself has their pussies dripping like water? Is it cuz you love my style? Is it because we're getting paper? Am very curious about this one.[/quote]well who says we like them
most of d girls wants sm1 who doesn't say Zap and Poo all d time, and most of all who doesn't say "u know" so awful, and antiquate,
i really prefer sm1 a lot more different, not reffering 2 nerds though
**if u're d 1 in d pic then i definately don't like u**

well that's smthg tough,
anyway couldn't u just go barehanded and ask her wat her intentions are with u
tell her that u don't mind in helping her mum but u wanna be sure if she goes out with u just for d assurance of the money,
although i see no reason y u ask sm1 else 4 money when there's a bank,
i'm fund of hearing pple saying that girls date men for money and men date girls for tits and money,
that's awful, **bleah** **yulk***

MoneyRule:
me too.

LOL

chrisrock:
@3ndy,what are you feeling like?

in wot sense?
wot i feel like in which way