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SniperInADiaper: Mynd the wise one...same viceversa.. u should know |
endurance-kutotedoshikatomiku chineke.. person no go get heart attack after saying it?? |
ery very funny... i laughed till u "..take talk am.." the last parts could have been excluded |
[quote author=tpia@]ok, thanks for the detail, we're all learners here. i have also learned something new. but i guess the main point remains you say you are pregnant in spite of all the aforementioned.[/quote]i think i learned at school that u don't need book to get pregnant. correct me if i'm wrong. moreover i am an old fashioned african woman and one of our traits are always hoping he will change waiting for the day when things will get better. i mean i knew then that i had to leave but i didn't have enough will. call me whatever u want but i'm being honest here |
thank god i asked.. 1st in the browning of the meat u add minced carrots and celery. secondly once the fat melts outta d meat u deglaze with red wine then u add the tomatoes. u don't use ricotta cheese or anything u use besciamella (technical term) made with oil or butter flour milk nutmeg and black pepper.. i mean the lasagna call it nigerian style lasagna. coz italian lasagna is completely different sources: lived in italy for 13 years and graduated at the school of culinary art. |
[quote author=The_King'sQueen]U wanted to be rich and U went to a native doctor and he told U that U will be the richest man on earth on the condition that U will be mad for one full year. U agreed. Now U have been mad for eleven months and thirty days remaining just one day and a pastor from no where came to cast the spirit of madness out of U, hahahaha what will U do?[/quote]i will definitely kill d pastor LWKMD and use him to make money |
[quote author=tpia@]^well, if you're already pregnant and you say you dont want to be a baby mama and single mother, then just manage him like that. obviously, you're feeling him somewhere besides his spelling of nigeria. he's not illiterate nor stupid in bed, i assume.[/quote]actually sometime before i got pregnant i wasn't feeling him anymore. because he got selfish. he didn't pre-intimacy anymore to make me feel good. he didn't wait till i was wet to enter me. he stopped kissing passionately. once he finished his business he just roll off and sleep. and i do the cleaning and airing of the room on my own. i became a log of wood in bed. i seriously didn't mind these things before because he feigned to be who he wasn't he was lovely caring and so on. i really don't know why men pretend that much |
i am currently dating an illiterate that knows only how to write his name. he even needed help once to spell NIGERIA. just to clarify the boundaries of his knowledge never mind that.. before dating he humbly told me that he wasn't literate. i told him not to worry because as long as he was willing to learn i would gladly do the teaching. that was a year ago. and now i regret my decision because not only he his too proud to admit (NOW) he doesn't know, he'd rather have a fight (quarrel) with me than learn. if he makes mistakes and i correct him he suddenly gets angry and starts yelling (shouting) he thinks he knows too much and in fact with his illiterate friends when they speak (blissfully) in their ignorance it hurts my ears to hear so much stupidity. he once told me during a fight " do u think you are better than me because u went to school?? who do u think u are always judging me and weighing every single word i say" i was dumbfounded.. this and other insults were on a daily basis. then last but not least he humiliated my mother insulting her in front of everyone during Christmas and when i asked for explanations he simply told me she insulted me first why wont i insult her?? i asked him how would u feel if i did that u ur own mum.. in his stupidity he answered well u can insult her if u want.. i mean how stupid can one ever be?? most will think what am i still doing with him. well i got pregnant and no matter how, i believe in doing everything i can to have a family, that is i don't want to be part of single mothers and baby mammas. so if my circumstances were different my answer would be HELL NO |
i tried it once.. dating an ex that is coz d first time parting was awkward confusing and rushed then we re-dated for about 2 months or so and it was hell his constant jealousy of whom i had seen when we broke up the continue humiliation telling me he didn't do anything because obviously i was more important to him that he to me the fact that i couldn't talk to him because for a strange reason he felt he was superior and started calling me names.. meeeen once a ex always a ex. never again will i do that mistake there's a reason why the breaking up happened in the first place |
dabrake: mmmm that's strange, sorry pal, i really am sorry 4 u!! but u have dis pessimism in d way u sound/type that i think it's a 30 at least 40 percent ur fault as well |
dabrake:mmm perhaps u need some sweetness in ur romantic love!! smthg like a day 2gether, talking, walking, anything 2 bring u close again!! kiss her nape, she might like it, hold her from behind and hug her, tell her u love her, she'll smile and anything making dis love coaltar black will slowly dissolve! |
dabrake:wrong, i guess u didn't pass dat subject!! i was quoting freddie u were quoting me therefore u were quoting my quote on freddies quote sooo no transitivity here!! sorry!! |
in this moment my love is tender pink! |
dabrake:then u quote freddie!!! though i think ur comment hit da point!! |
but come to think of it, that is true. my ego is always overbloated whenever i am walking on the street with my girl with the all-eyes-on-me-syndrome i'm getting. but guy, if your girl do not have male admirers, shouldn't you be sad ![]() ![]() ?? it is worse than being epileptic. that means your girl aint beautiful enough(or you are tasteless) don't be annoyed [quote][/quote]guy ?? i'm a girl!!!! |
fr3ddi3: mr freddie, this "sick" girl over here is telling u to think b4 u talk, and for saying my ""sickness"" is natural means u're claiming my family is as well, mmm mmm carefull what u say to most pple, i wouldn't take it to heart coz it's jst a chat room and u're speaking from d protection this fact gives u, but if i were u i'd really watch my mouth!!as for the issue of the poster i think he's just as well resolved his case on his own case or he just needed to talk it out or smthg without taking any advicem serious, so my words were actually directed to YOU!!! god have mercy aren't u proud that u got this 'sick' chick over here's attention, i mean lots of pple wuld!! secondly mrs voltron is really happy to see dat u're speculatin ur advice around without a ground of experience, u'll really make it in life goin on dat way!! |
fr3ddi3: |
give up, if she were urs wld u like sm other guy 2 take her away?? where has d brother hood code gone to!!! don't make a robbery on ur fellow man, |
that actualy makes u ( and mind u i'm not insulting u just considering wot pple might think) a slutt |
i know why, it's becoz u recognize ur old catches and wonder y they left u, coz their the best u could have, |
fr3ddi3:shut the crap "BRO", those r just a bunch of junks, u think u know girls mmm?? we'r more cheeky than u can immagine!!! do u think sm girl'll possibly pick d call of her lover in front of her b/f and NOT PRETEND it's just her girl friend?? kind of like as soon as she sees the number she picks up d call and start with: " HEYYYYY girl name, hw r u doing?? long time!! where have u been " all in one, without even allowing d caller 2 talk and then she gets up still her talking no pause and then leave d room!! and when she comes back give explanation of who called, kind of like " she walks back in the room and without u asking she says", it was girl name, do u remember her?? wow she called, she said, bla bla bla, then she's guilty without doubt of cheating, u men don't know us, so shut d crap, poster ur girl is not cheating on u, but she might start thinking if u keep that ur jealous thing up, mind u |
hunnie, i'm also like ur g/f, i keep recieving calls from boys, but that doesn't mean i allow them to stick it in my doughnut hole, as for my reason it's bcoz i'm quite smart in my area, (pple not saying i'm smarter than all of em just went to higher grade than them) so they keep calling me for favors and since i'm a girl they think they can sweet talk me to do their tasks without payment, (coz i make them pay for my service, no mis-interpretion pls) so my b/f which i love so much is quite jealous, and keep saying that he doesn't like the fact i speak with them, and he arrives to actually time me and count the seconds i stay on the phone with them if it's more or less than his, i mean, i'm a girl i like compliments and attention but that doesn't mean i betraying him, or havin second thoughts, same thing if a guy being with his g/f sees a hot girl and start looking-commenting-whistling-etc so guy chill up, a girl can't have all that lovers, |
have u tried doing the doggie style, ?? could help, i mean it can't be so small that he can't stick it in from behind i hope 4 u!!! i mean when it gets 'hard' does he have to hold it with his hand to support it standing!!!?? if not then fair enough u could actually enjoy him from that position, n try licking on his carrot as well, with d tingling of ur teeth, might engross it, if he's sure hard enough, read it from a novel, |
she's been fooled, and tricked, |
this looks like the naija film "MEN IN LOVE" but never mind, my advice would be 4 d woman to kick d man's arse outta dat house, cuz d kid would suffer more if he/her were to grow up in that enviroment |
you are a bombbbbbb, laughed for minutes, can't seem to stop laughing ![]() |
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=842641.msg9950481#msg9950481 date=1326386060]huh? claremont u mate with goats? [/quote]no - - - she mated with u- - - take a look at the pics of that nita and - - - oopss- - - since when have u looked like that mrcork/crook |
i thought of adding this, little Alice Chioma my sister's baby of 1y 7mths
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THANKS EVERYONE, SORRY FOR BOTHERING/BORING YOU BUT THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE I CAN FEEL A LITTLE FRESH AIR I ADMIT NOT TO BE VERY WISE IN THIS ISSUE, SO PLEASE BEAR WITH ME, I'VE SURRENDERED, I GAVE HIM THE SPACE HE NEEDED, I'M HEART BROKEN BUT AT LEAST I'M SCATHELESS, THANKS TO YOU ALL, REALLY WILL NEVER BE GRATFULL ENOUGH, I DON'T KNOW HOW I BECAME LIKE THIS I ONCE WAS TOUGH AND THOUGHT NOTHING LIKE THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO ME!! ANYWAY, NOW IT'S OVER, BY THE WAY, I DON'T LEAVE WITH HIM BUT IN THE SAME CONDO I NEVER HAVE TAKEN ANYTHING FROM HIM, NOT EVEN A CENT ALWAYS HAVE RESPECTED HIM AND TRIED TO BE TOLLERANT BUT NOTHING WORKED SO I TOLD HIM I KNOW HE'S TIRED OF ME (THANKS TO SOME POSTS READ ONLINE) AND TOLD HIM IT WAS OVER, REACTION, SILENCE, I'D JUST LOGG OFF FOR A WHILE, SORRY PALS, |
DEAR NAIRALANDERS, DEAR SISTERS, TODAY SOMETHING MEMORABLE HAPPEND, I MADE OGBONO SOUP AND PEPPERSOUP STEW, (SEEMS LIKE STEW BUT IT'S ACTUALLY PEPPERSOUP, U CAN EAT IT IN DIFFERENT WAYS, ) I ACTUALLY WENT MINDLESS WHILE COOKING, RESULT IT WAS REALLY DELICIOUS, THEN I CALLED HIM TO COME MAKE POUNDY FOR US TO EAT!! HE SAID WHERE IS THE WATER?? ME: HONEY PLS COULD YOU HANDDLE IT?? HIM: WHAT DO U MEAN WITH THAT?? ME: WELL I'M OBVIOSLY BUSY, SO CAN'T U HELP ME? HIM: AT LEAST PUT THE WATER ME: (BLENDING TOMATOE AND PEPPER SNEEZING) HIM: WELL LEAVE IT I'M NOT HUNGRY ANYMORE ME: HONEY I REALLY DON'T LIKE WHAT U'RE DOING!! I ASKED U 1 THING AND U ACT LIKE THIS, IT'S REALLY NOT NICE HIM: AHN AHN U SAY U DON'T WANT TO MAKE IT NOW, NOW I'M NO MORE HUNGRY, ABEG I NO FIT SHOUT AND HE LEFT, I FINISHED PREPARING THE MEAL FOR EVERYONE, WE ALL ATE (STARCH NOT POUNDY) HE DIDN'T BOTHER TO COME DOWNSTAIRS (DINNING-KITCHEN ROOM) THEN I WENT TO OUR ROOM AND HE WAS WATCHING FILM, HE SAID NOTHING, LOOKED AT ME AND WENT TO BED, ASKED FOR WATER, AND NOW SLEEPING!! NOW I'M WAITING FOR THE STORM, SO I CAN KNOW IF THIS IS GOING TO STAND ANY FURTHER, |
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