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RomanceRe: Can You Marry An Illiterate For Love? by 3ndy(f): 6:04am On Jan 22, 2013
SniperInADiaper: Mynd the wise one...


Literacy and intelligence are different. We can see truth to that on Nairaland .. not all the literate folks here are smart.
same viceversa..
u should know
Jokes EtcRe: Check Your Name In Japanese Language by 3ndy(f): 5:36am On Jan 22, 2013
endurance-kutotedoshikatomiku
chineke.. person no go get heart attack after saying it??
Jokes EtcRe: Return Of The Jokes Proff..u Must Laff Even If You No Get Teeth In Your Mouth by 3ndy(f): 5:32am On Jan 22, 2013
ery very funny... i laughed till u "..take talk am.." the last parts could have been excluded
RomanceRe: Can You Marry An Illiterate For Love? by 3ndy(f): 5:18am On Jan 22, 2013
[quote author=tpia@]ok, thanks for the detail, we're all learners here.



i have also learned something new.

but i guess the main point remains you say you are pregnant in spite of all the aforementioned.[/quote]i think i learned at school that u don't need book to get pregnant. correct me if i'm wrong.
moreover i am an old fashioned african woman and one of our traits are always hoping he will change
waiting for the day when things will get better.
i mean i knew then that i had to leave but i didn't have enough will.
call me whatever u want but i'm being honest here
FoodRe: Take A Break From Swallows Try Italian Dishes.see The Difference. by 3ndy(f): 5:13am On Jan 22, 2013
thank god i asked..
1st in the browning of the meat u add minced carrots and celery.
secondly once the fat melts outta d meat u deglaze with red wine
then u add the tomatoes.
u don't use ricotta cheese or anything
u use besciamella (technical term) made with oil or butter flour milk nutmeg and black pepper..
i mean the lasagna call it nigerian style lasagna.
coz italian lasagna is completely different
sources: lived in italy for 13 years and graduated at the school of culinary art.
Jokes EtcRe: Assuming You Wanted To Be Rich And U Went To A Native Doctor... by 3ndy(f): 5:01am On Jan 22, 2013
[quote author=The_King'sQueen]U wanted to be rich and U went
to a native doctor and he told U that U will be the
richest man on earth on the condition that U will be
mad for one full year. U agreed. Now U have been
mad for eleven months and thirty days remaining just
one day and a pastor from no where came to cast the spirit of madness out of U,
hahahaha
what will U do?[/quote]i will definitely kill d pastor
LWKMD
and use him to make money
RomanceRe: Can You Marry An Illiterate For Love? by 3ndy(f): 4:53am On Jan 22, 2013
[quote author=tpia@]^well, if you're already pregnant and you say you dont want to be a baby mama and single mother, then just manage him like that.

obviously, you're feeling him somewhere besides his spelling of nigeria.

he's not illiterate nor stupid in bed, i assume.[/quote]actually sometime before i got pregnant i wasn't feeling him anymore.
because he got selfish.
he didn't pre-intimacy anymore to make me feel good. he didn't wait till i was wet to enter me.
he stopped kissing passionately.
once he finished his business he just roll off and sleep.
and i do the cleaning and airing of the room on my own.
i became a log of wood in bed.
i seriously didn't mind these things before because he feigned to be who he wasn't he was lovely caring and so on.
i really don't know why men pretend that much
RomanceRe: Can You Marry An Illiterate For Love? by 3ndy(f): 4:40am On Jan 22, 2013
i am currently dating an illiterate that knows only how to write his name.
he even needed help once to spell NIGERIA. just to clarify the boundaries of his knowledge
never mind that.. before dating he humbly told me that he wasn't literate.
i told him not to worry because as long as he was willing to learn i would gladly do the teaching.
that was a year ago.
and now i regret my decision because not only he his too proud to admit (NOW) he doesn't know, he'd rather have a fight (quarrel)
with me than learn. if he makes mistakes and i correct him he suddenly gets angry and starts yelling (shouting)
he thinks he knows too much and in fact with his illiterate friends when they speak (blissfully) in their ignorance
it hurts my ears to hear so much stupidity.
he once told me during a fight " do u think you are better than me because u went to school?? who do u think u are always judging me and
weighing every single word i say" i was dumbfounded..
this and other insults were on a daily basis.
then last but not least he humiliated my mother insulting her in front of everyone during Christmas and when i asked for explanations he simply told me she insulted me first why wont i insult her?? i asked him how would u feel if i did that u ur own mum.. in his stupidity he answered well u can insult her if u want.. i mean how stupid can one ever be?? most will think what am i still doing with him. well i got pregnant and no matter how, i believe in doing everything i can to have a family, that is i don't want to be part of single mothers and baby mammas.
so if my circumstances were different my answer would be HELL NO
RomanceRe: Can You Ever Date Your Ex Again? by 3ndy(f): 3:58am On Jan 22, 2013
i tried it once.. dating an ex that is
coz d first time parting was awkward confusing and rushed
then we re-dated for about 2 months or so and it was hell
his constant jealousy of whom i had seen when we broke up
the continue humiliation telling me he didn't do anything
because obviously i was more important to him that he to me
the fact that i couldn't talk to him because for a strange reason
he felt he was superior and started calling me names..
meeeen once a ex always a ex.
never again will i do that mistake
there's a reason why the breaking up happened in the first place
RomanceRe: What is the Colour of Love? by 3ndy(f): 12:07pm On Mar 06, 2012
dabrake:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
the love will grow 7 rhinoceros horns. Ive done that a lot when i truly loved without success. now that i just go after the punny, they now tend to love. WTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
huh huh huhmmmm that's strange,
sorry pal, i really am sorry 4 u!!
but u have dis pessimism in d way u sound/type that i think it's a 30 at least 40 percent ur fault as well
RomanceRe: What is the Colour of Love? by 3ndy(f): 11:49am On Mar 06, 2012
dabrake:
agape love = white
parental love = pink/blue/white
romantic love = coal tar black/bloody red
mmm perhaps u need some sweetness in ur romantic love!!
smthg like a day 2gether, talking, walking, anything 2 bring u close again!!
kiss her nape, she might like it, hold her from behind and hug her,
tell her u love her,
she'll smile and anything making dis love coaltar black will slowly dissolve!
RomanceRe: She Receives Male Calls Almost Everytime We Are Together: by 3ndy(f): 11:45am On Mar 06, 2012
dabrake:
you were quoting fr3ddi3    =   bRc
i was quoting the comment you     =   bRc
therefore i was quoting fr3ddi3    =     aRc


law of transitivity.  wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink
wrong, i guess u didn't pass dat subject!!
i was quoting freddie
u were quoting me
therefore u were quoting my quote on freddies quote sooo no transitivity here!! sorry!!
RomanceRe: What is the Colour of Love? by 3ndy(f): 10:41am On Mar 06, 2012
in this moment my love is tender pink! kiss kiss kiss
RomanceRe: She Receives Male Calls Almost Everytime We Are Together: by 3ndy(f): 10:38am On Mar 06, 2012
dabrake:
was referring to fr3ddi3. you roger?
then u quote freddie!!!
though i think ur comment hit da point!!
RomanceRe: She Receives Male Calls Almost Everytime We Are Together: by 3ndy(f): 10:31am On Mar 06, 2012
but come to think of it, that is true. my ego is always overbloated whenever i am walking on the street with my girl with the all-eyes-on-me-syndrome i'm getting.
but guy, if your girl do not have male admirers, shouldn't you be sadhuhhuhhuh?? it is worse than being epileptic. that means your girl aint beautiful enough(or you are tasteless) don't be annoyed
[quote][/quote]guyhuh?? i'm a girl!!!!
RomanceRe: She Receives Male Calls Almost Everytime We Are Together: by 3ndy(f): 11:04pm On Mar 05, 2012
fr3ddi3:
@3ndy:
Lets assume i get ur point Mrs. VOLTRON, defender of all ladies. Evrything i said so far are jst mere speculati0ns. I neva said dey are fact.
I d0nt knw y u're takin ds so personal, lik am talkin 2 u or sumthing, coz u're supposed 2 advice d OP & nt me.

And as 4 d name callin, trust me, i hav been readin lots of treads frm NL even b4 i joind. I knw very wel dat some pipo are naturally sick. I wunt be so surprizd by d way u post.

@killz;
lets say i was wr0ng all along, & evrything i wrote so far hav been "BULLSHIT in 3D". Wats ur personal opinion on d OP's topichuh?
undecided undecidedmr freddie,  this "sick" girl over here is telling u to think b4 u talk,  and for saying my ""sickness"" is natural means u're claiming my family is as well,  mmm mmm carefull what u say to most pple,  i wouldn't take it to heart coz it's jst a chat room and u're speaking from d protection this fact gives u,  but if i were u i'd really watch my mouth!!
as for the issue of the poster i think he's just as well resolved his case on his own case or he just needed to talk it out or smthg without taking any advicem serious,  so my words were actually directed to YOU!!! god have mercy aren't u proud that u got this 'sick' chick over here's attention,  i mean lots of pple wuld!!
secondly mrs voltron is really happy to see dat u're speculatin ur advice around without a ground of experience,  u'll really make it in life goin on dat way!!
RomanceRe: She Receives Male Calls Almost Everytime We Are Together: by 3ndy(f): 6:26pm On Mar 05, 2012
fr3ddi3:
Yeeey, I DON DIE OOOOH!!!

@3ndy: if dats ur style of cheatin on ur man, den go ahead sista. Bt plz d0nt cal me names.

oh hunnie bear-.- prefer this namehuh.-. cheating isn't an option for me, having the perfect b/f a girl could ever want-- honestly
but i wouldn't say the same of u, come on every body, we all know what cheating looks like, even without having cheated b4
we all hear stories, comportment, changing of character, the up mentioned relationship going astray, what d poster described didn't smell like d girl was cheatin-, so u guys cut her some slack, she speaks with guys!! and so?? if she were their consultant or smthg would it be bad to speak with them?? as for the late hours, well we all perfectly know that nigerians aren't d best in knowing when things r appropriate to do,
i mean my b/f gets calls from he pals at any hour of the day till i warned them!! that at night i prefere sleeping than hearing their non-sense i great u baba, u too much stuff, so if he hasn't got any other proof than that i'm sticking to the "your g/f isn't cheating on u!!""
as for the calling u name didn't notice ur name was crap!! or junk!! or shut up!! or am i wrong?? u know these days pple get the strangest names!!
RomanceRe: -- by 3ndy(f): 4:32pm On Mar 05, 2012
give up, if she were urs wld u like sm other guy 2 take her away??
where has d brother hood code gone to!!!
don't make a robbery on ur fellow man,
RomanceRe: Beauty Shock! From Being Ugly 2 Pretty! by 3ndy(f): 4:29pm On Mar 05, 2012
that actualy makes u ( and mind u i'm not insulting u just considering wot pple might think) a slutt
RomanceRe: I Am Allergic To Wowor Babes by 3ndy(f): 4:27pm On Mar 05, 2012
i know why,
it's becoz u recognize ur old catches and wonder y they left u, coz their the best u could have,
RomanceRe: She Receives Male Calls Almost Everytime We Are Together: by 3ndy(f): 4:23pm On Mar 05, 2012
fr3ddi3:
BUT ON THE OTHER HAND,

If u are with your girl, and she chooses to recieve chunks of calls in ur presence, that shows the level of DISRESPECT she has for u.
She should be able to put her damn phone away, and give u ur attention when u are around. For her to even receive the calls from those "male friendz" of hers, it means they are somehow important to her.

Jst follow my little tips above, its not a 100% guarantee that she will end up with u, but atleast u'll stand out from her numerous "male friendz" wink wink


Am talking from experience bro!!
shut the crap "BRO",
those r just a bunch of junks,  u think u know girls mmm?? we'r more cheeky than u can immagine!!! do u think sm girl'll possibly pick d call of her lover in front of her b/f and NOT PRETEND it's just her girl friend?? kind of like as soon as she sees the number she picks up d call and start with: " HEYYYYY girl name,  hw r u doing?? long time!! where have u beenhuh" all in one,  without even allowing d caller 2 talk and then she gets up still her talking no pause and then leave d room!! and when she comes back give explanation of who called,  kind of like " she walks back in the room and without u asking she says",  it was girl name,  do u remember her?? wow she called,  she said,  bla bla bla,  then she's guilty without doubt of cheating,  u men don't know us,  so shut d crap,  poster ur girl is not cheating on u,  but she might start thinking if u keep that ur jealous thing up,  mind u
RomanceRe: She Receives Male Calls Almost Everytime We Are Together: by 3ndy(f): 4:13pm On Mar 05, 2012
hunnie, i'm also like ur g/f, i keep recieving calls from boys, but that doesn't mean i allow them to stick it in my doughnut hole,
as for my reason it's bcoz i'm quite smart in my area, (pple not saying i'm smarter than all of em just went to higher grade than them) so they keep calling me for favors and since i'm a girl they think they can sweet talk me to do their tasks without payment, (coz i make them pay for my service, no mis-interpretion pls)
so my b/f which i love so much is quite jealous, and keep saying that he doesn't like the fact i speak with them, and he arrives to actually time me and count the seconds i stay on the phone with them if it's more or less than his, i mean, i'm a girl i like compliments and attention but that doesn't mean i betraying him, or havin second thoughts, same thing if a guy being with his g/f sees a hot girl and start looking-commenting-whistling-etc
so guy chill up, a girl can't have all that lovers,
RomanceRe: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by 3ndy(f): 4:02pm On Mar 05, 2012
have u tried doing the doggie style, ?? could help, i mean it can't be so small that he can't stick it in from behind i hope 4 u!!! i mean when it gets 'hard' does he have to hold it with his hand to support it standing!!!?? if not then fair enough u could actually enjoy him from that position, n try licking on his carrot as well, with d tingling of ur teeth, might engross it, if he's sure hard enough,
read it from a novel,
RomanceRe: Getting Married In A Couple Of Weeks, And Discovered Hubby Is A Fraud! by 3ndy(f): 8:28pm On Jan 14, 2012
she's been fooled, and tricked,
RomanceRe: She discovered her hubby is gay. by 3ndy(f): 8:12pm On Jan 14, 2012
this looks like the naija film "MEN IN LOVE"
but never mind,
my advice would be 4 d woman to kick d man's arse outta dat house,
cuz d kid would suffer more if he/her were to grow up in that enviroment shocked shocked shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Little Old Lady by 3ndy(f): 5:56pm On Jan 12, 2012
you are a bombbbbbb,
laughed for minutes, can't seem to stop laughing cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Will You Ever Consider Getting Married To A White Partner by 3ndy(f): 5:37pm On Jan 12, 2012
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=842641.msg9950481#msg9950481 date=1326386060]huh?  claremont u mate with goats?  undecided[/quote]no - - - she mated with u- - -  take a look at the pics of that nita and - - - oopss- - - since when have u looked like that mrcork/crook
FamilyRe: Nairaland's Cutest Baby Contest by 3ndy(f): 7:11pm On Jan 09, 2012
i thought of adding this,
little Alice Chioma
my sister's baby of 1y 7mths

RomanceRe: Ladies, Would You Date/marry A Submissive Man? by 3ndy(f): 7:42pm On Jan 06, 2012
THANKS EVERYONE,
SORRY FOR BOTHERING/BORING YOU
BUT THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE I CAN FEEL A LITTLE FRESH AIR
I ADMIT NOT TO BE VERY WISE IN THIS ISSUE, SO PLEASE BEAR WITH ME,
I'VE SURRENDERED, I GAVE HIM THE SPACE HE NEEDED,
I'M HEART BROKEN BUT AT LEAST I'M SCATHELESS, THANKS TO YOU ALL, REALLY WILL NEVER BE GRATFULL ENOUGH,
I DON'T KNOW HOW I BECAME LIKE THIS I ONCE WAS TOUGH AND THOUGHT NOTHING LIKE THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO ME!!
ANYWAY, NOW IT'S OVER,
BY THE WAY, I DON'T LEAVE WITH HIM BUT IN THE SAME CONDO
I NEVER HAVE TAKEN ANYTHING FROM HIM, NOT EVEN A CENT
ALWAYS HAVE RESPECTED HIM AND TRIED TO BE TOLLERANT
BUT NOTHING WORKED SO I TOLD HIM I KNOW HE'S TIRED OF ME (THANKS TO SOME POSTS READ ONLINE) AND TOLD HIM IT WAS OVER,
REACTION, SILENCE,
sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad I'D JUST LOGG OFF FOR A WHILE, SORRY PALS,
RomanceRe: Ladies, Would You Date/marry A Submissive Man? by 3ndy(f): 11:43pm On Jan 05, 2012
DEAR NAIRALANDERS,
DEAR SISTERS,
TODAY SOMETHING MEMORABLE HAPPEND,
I MADE OGBONO SOUP AND PEPPERSOUP STEW, (SEEMS LIKE STEW BUT IT'S ACTUALLY PEPPERSOUP, U CAN EAT IT IN DIFFERENT WAYS, )
I ACTUALLY WENT MINDLESS WHILE COOKING, RESULT IT WAS REALLY DELICIOUS,
THEN I CALLED HIM TO COME MAKE POUNDY FOR US TO EAT!!
HE SAID WHERE IS THE WATER??
ME: HONEY PLS COULD YOU HANDDLE IT??
HIM: WHAT DO U MEAN WITH THAT??
ME: WELL I'M OBVIOSLY BUSY, SO CAN'T U HELP ME?
HIM: AT LEAST PUT THE WATER
ME: (BLENDING TOMATOE AND PEPPER SNEEZING)
HIM: WELL LEAVE IT I'M NOT HUNGRY ANYMORE
ME: HONEY I REALLY DON'T LIKE WHAT U'RE DOING!! I ASKED U 1 THING AND U ACT LIKE THIS, IT'S REALLY NOT NICE
HIM: AHN AHN U SAY U DON'T WANT TO MAKE IT NOW, NOW I'M NO MORE HUNGRY, ABEG I NO FIT SHOUT
AND HE LEFT,
I FINISHED PREPARING THE MEAL FOR EVERYONE, WE ALL ATE (STARCH NOT POUNDY) HE DIDN'T BOTHER TO COME DOWNSTAIRS (DINNING-KITCHEN ROOM)
THEN I WENT TO OUR ROOM AND HE WAS WATCHING FILM, HE SAID NOTHING, LOOKED AT ME AND WENT TO BED,
ASKED FOR WATER, AND NOW SLEEPING!!
NOW I'M WAITING FOR THE STORM, SO I CAN KNOW IF THIS IS GOING TO STAND ANY FURTHER,
RomanceRe: Ladies, Would You Date/marry A Submissive Man? by 3ndy(f): 3:32am On Jan 05, 2012
3ndy:
dear sisters i seek your advice,
and hope to be happy,
but i love the evans (his name) who cared for me!!
wont he be back??
maybe i'm the one who changed him!!
maybe i changed!!
i mean i think i'm still d same person but i'm not too sure anymore!!
i cry and ask him to stop huting me he apologise today and do the same tomorrow!!
he cares abt me i know as much but he doesn't burn for me anymore!!
he's never showed any signs of violence,
apart from once when he was drunk and shattered my dress,  nothing like hitting me or anything just dragging me away from whom he thought
was my lover,  and repeatedly asked me if the man was more important than him,  so maybe he's just scared and he uses what he has to protect himself.

after this episode it took him 2 days to apologise,
and he promised to stop alcohol!!

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