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Long throat

Tear ?

NevetsIbot:
God forbid!!!! Marrying an hippopotamus at home. Gross. All that fat stems down to glutonny,over feeding nd lack of excercise.

How can someone not disciplined in those aspects mother my children?

She worwor too. God have mercy. Ugh.

Well. Happy married life. Cowgirl reverse go bad

You are such a foolish fellow, only a fool thinks in this manner !

The groom needs to brush his eyes with tooth paste and tooth brush !
Looks like those uvwie youth collecting Deve

One out

One in

Abi na one she get ?

I hate it when girls cant stand straight in pix,
What's it with bending of legs like polio pikin.

Msheeeeew why is her pix here anyway ?

I used it. It haff teeeyyyy I married sef

It reminds me of the song :

When Nigeria will Brazil ....

Gullibility

michoim:
You can now see that PDP is an enemy to anything called development in this country. They never developed this country for the 16 years that they were in power except to constitute themselves into looting; neither do they want anyone else to move the country forward. Their judgement is at hand.

When u finish talking , pick your brain from the floor !

They should strip him off his duties untill he clears his name !

There's no justice on the Zoo

Rubbish talk

And for the first time , i'm glad Donald Trump won!

Demainman1:
Has Buhari sent his congratulation to Trump yet

For where , u want trump to remind him about his senseless policies and one sided corruption fight !

Good

OK

I think it's the parents that is missing

Change the caption to MISSING PARENTS

buffalowings:
See booby


Thank you for making me forget recession for 30secs








She has a belly
She Don born?

Do u think she's your mate?
Her daughter might be your age mate sef,

Why wont she accept , she knows her size !

I guess a kingsize cassava perfectly fits in thats why!

Mavin1:
Agbada and head tie?

Mehn I'm flaggerbasted

This is dress abuse !

Fear dey catch me , I nor fit talk my mind !

Beauty they say is in the eyes of the beholder

dalass:
You will never see a Moslem trash their Imams this way despite all the mannerisms in which they collect from their peeps who do it with joy.... its not by force.. keep your money including tithe n shut up..

Pastor spotted !

Repent !!!

You don't seem to realise that no unmarried guy can marry u, u should be a widower or divorcee , which young guy won marry u? Msheeeew

Gulder altimate search !

I am getting pissed with the way pastors are asking members for money these days . last week Sunday our pastor announced that we have to contribute 10% of our monthly salary to the church for the next six months , this means we are loosing 20% of our income to church alone (I.e 10% tithe ,10% for contribution to the church )
My anger is this , are these pastors not aware that times are hard?, what have they done to assist poor member who can't even afford A decent meal, pay fees, rent etc ?, all they do is senselessly ask for money!
They keep screaming , bring your tithe into the store house , yet we are yet to see anu store house in the church ! They ignore the part that talked about helping the poor, the fatherless and widows. This is the height of greed and selfishness.
Every January they will demand for first fruit , I cant imagine ,giving my entire salary to a pastor that doesn't care to know how I'm gonna survive !
Nigerian Pastors , WE ARE IN A RECESSION. Pls



Niaralanders what role has your pastors played in this period of recession?

U see why I hate all those lovey dovey engagement pics and pre wedding nonsence , people will just pretend to be in love ...rubbish

Behave yourself o, your father is no longer a billionaire I hope u know that !

BTW ....DJ isn't an occupation

dihalao:
Come to think of it, Annie and 2face started dating, Annie cannot give birth again after too many abortions for 2face, Annie tells him to go and have baby mamas... then 2face comes back to Marry annie as compensation. I am just thinking out loud while sipping my tea.

Stop thinking out loud, especially when u have the same brain as your president.

Annie has two kids , shame on your ignorance !

E haff do!


Shebi he is 2face son !

Ok

Someone once said , to be car owner is not moi moi!

I just realised what he actually meant !

Pls OLX it .

I'm good in shorthand , I only took the course serious not because I loved it , but because I didn't want to have it as a carryover .
I can do 250 words p/m but it's totally useless to me right now!

I can't just blame the typist , because there are also grammatical errors , the questions are not properly constructed , the theory questions shows the students were not properly taught, its obvious they didn't complete their scheme of work hence such questions!
I didn't see terms like :

List and explain ....
Mention four .....
Define .....
Outline......
State three......
Etc.

I blame the class teacher , the head teacher/HM , the examiner , and the teacher that administered the test!

Finally I blame the school for employing half-baked teachers and cheap labour !!!