lefulefu:

cc buharison

Patriot have been busy with baba in aso villa, we are dealing with terrorists, leave that ipod wailer

alajoshomolu:
Picked a lady with heavy looking bum on Friday feeling lucky to land such a curvy babe without much stress.
Became suspicious when her hips wasn't rolling d way it shld at d hotel lobby but decided to ignore d first warning signs since she was quite friendly and sounded quite intelligent.
We had great s*x ,though I felt somtin was amiss anytime I grabbed her.
Got up in the middle of d night to pee only to step on something that felt like a pillow.
Picked it up only to realize what it really was.
Screamed at d babe as I felt I had been scammed.
I really enjoyed d s*x cos of d thought of those hips.
D mind is indeed a powerful thing!

dis ur story no dey add up