She just bought him a lethal weapon, bad mother!

Daeylar:


This your sarcasm sha,

and people are taking you serious.
Anyways
it's what you see some Christains do that you're doing

Lol. Why you dey blow my bubble na?

frenzyduchess:
Shey you be atheist na

Lol

I want to open a church soon so I am practicing

emmayayodeji:



If something big happen for the guy

He go dey serve u ni ohh


Prophet hahn

My brother, I dey practice ni o

ahkenaten:




where is your Ford Mustang?

A Ford Mustang is too small for a man of God like myself. Please think bigger than your present situation

By the time you accept God in your heart you will give Ford Mustangs to your house help to do grocery shopping

Can I get an Amen?

TrumpDonald2:


I'm always guided by the Holy Spirit and He revealed it to me. Frankly, I don't need your prayers. So don't bother...

The devil has been speaking to you

I understand that the devil has devised new means to lead the children of God astray

I will still pray for you so that God can take you out of your bondage

RichieDaVinci01:
We've all been sinning bro

My sins have been forgiven by the glory of Jesus

halleluyah!

hahn:


Lol. Why you dey blow my bubble na?

You wan fall my religion hand na you dey use am catch fun so I gats return the favour
abi e no good like that?

Daeylar:


You wan fall my religion hand na you dey use am catch fun so I gats return the favour
abi e no good like that?

I want to open a church soon. I need to practice

You will come and pay offering and tithe abi?

hahn:


I want to open a church soon. I need to practice

You will come and pay offering and tithe abi?

Story.
That's means you'll be a fake pastor, since it's offering and tithe you are looking for.
You ehn

Daeylar:


Story.
That's means you'll be a fake pastor, since it's offering and tithe you are looking for.
You ehn

So?

God is fake
Jesus is fake
And I can bet you cannot point out a real pastor because even among Christians there has always been disagreement between what is what in your religion hence the 30,000 denominations you guys have

Don't worry, I will employ you as an usher. At all at all na him bad pass

I'm happy for you bro, we all serve a living God, though I'm not lucky enough because my mom can't buy that for me on my 21st bday, but she's lucky enough to have a son who can buy more of that for her.

You sef

hahn:


Lol

I want to open a church soon so I am practicing

hahn:


So?

God is fake
Jesus is fake
And I can bet you cannot point out a real pastor because even among Christians there has always been disagreement between what is what in your religion hence the 30,000 denominations you guys have

Don't worry, I will employ you as an usher. At all at all na him bad pass

Fake pastor, fake church
Don't worry as your fake usher, I will help you count your tithes and offerings

Daeylar:


Fake pastor, fake church
Don't worry as your fake usher, I will help you count your tithes and offerings

Count and pay into the fake account or you will receive fake beating

hahn:


The devil has been speaking to you

I understand that the devil has devised new means to lead the children of God astray

I will still pray for you so that God can take you out of your bondage

Oga, pray for yourself naa. You need the prayer more than me? Is it by force to pray for someone? That's how you people force the 'sheeples' to part with their money.

Bondage ke? That's what you use to instill fear in them before telling them to sow seed in order to be free Lol.

Bro, my brain is too sound to be brain washed by you and your likes. So try someone else. May God have mercy on you for you know not what you are doing.

hahn:


Count and pay into the fake account or you will receive fake beating

LMAO

You are a real pastorprennuer, don't worry as your fake usher. I will put into the fake account

BTW how's hell? No picture?

Daeylar:


LMAO

You are a real pastorprennuer, don't worry as your fake usher. I will put into the fake account

BTW how's hell? No picture?

No picture of heaven or God either. Go figure

TrumpDonald2:


Oga, pray for yourself naa. You need the prayer more than me? Is it by force to pray for someone? That's how you people force the 'sheeples' to part with their money.

Bondage ke? That's what you use to instill fear in them before telling them to sow seed in order to be free Lol.

Bro, my brain is too sound to be brain washed by you and your likes. So try someone else. May God have mercy on you for you know not what you are doing.

You shall be well in Jesus name

Daeylar:


LMAO

You are a real pastorprennuer, don't worry as your fake usher. I will put into the fake account

BTW how's hell? No picture?

No picture of heaven or God either. Go figure

TrumpDonald2:


Oga, pray for yourself naa. You need the prayer more than me? Is it by force to pray for someone? That's how you people force the 'sheeples' to part with their money.

Bondage ke? That's what you use to instill fear in them before telling them to sow seed in order to be free Lol.

Bro, my brain is too sound to be brain washed by you and your likes. So try someone else. May God have mercy on you for you know not what you are doing.

You shall be well in Jesus name

hahn:


No picture of heaven or God either. Go figure

I'm waiting for hopefullandlord, he gave me a drawing instead of a picture,, I still hope he will post. Or he can describe it, however you said you were in hell, so pics. And description

Pastor already in hell but practising how to come back to earth and open a business church.

I have a questions for you atheists, I will open a thread later, please answer

Daeylar:


I'm waiting for hopefullandlord, he gave me a drawing instead of a picture,, I'm still hope he will post. Or he can describe it, however you said you were in hell, so pics. And description

Pastor already in hell but practising how to come back to earth and open a business church.

I have a questions for you athetists, I will open a thread later, please answer

If Christians who have been serving Jehovah for 2,000 years have been unable to get a pic of heaven na we wan come get am?

Actually Jehovah is camera shy and doesn't want you guys to see how much of a mess he has made of the place

Evaberry:
I'm more concerned about his looks.



why do I find it hard to believe he's 21.



Looks like an over fed broiler.... A 21 year old looking like a 32 year old man.

Evaberry:
I'm more concerned about his looks.



why do I find it hard to believe he's 21.



Looks like an over fed broiler.... A 21 year old looking like a 32 year old man.

you harsh oh... Truth be told that was my thought

Daeylar:
I have a questions for you athetists, I will open a thread later, please answer

I'll be there

gabinogem:
it seems like mumsy is very religious

Well, aren't all mothers like dat?

Wedda yu are 30 as long as u live under their roof, they consider u a kid.

I got my own apartment & moved out 2 years later anyway...

hopefulLandlord:


I'll be there

Thanks

How far the pic na?

Daeylar:

Thanks
How far the pic na?

I've supplied a pic already

hopefulLandlord:


I've supplied a pic already

Not drawing that you uploaded jor, how you be in heaven and be lying this heaven you went to....hmmm,
Pics or.........

ladyF:
This life sha. Who will epp me with bicycle at least?

It's LadyF again.

my dear sorrow may last for a nigh but joy comes in the morning soon it shall be your turn

Birthday goals for my mum. Its going to be the reverse..

Congrats Man. lord i did'nt have this kinnda opportunity bt pls let me have the opportunity to do something bigger than this for my children