adepeter2027:
Felixomor currently in an argument with the gatekeeper.

He's about to be thrown back to earth

adepeter2027:
1sharon don take Analice10-7 heaven ticket

1Sharon:


Telling them to check the list again

hopefulLandlord:


the day has come, I'm in heaven but you didn't make it, Yahweh said you're a porn and masturbation addict, that's the reason you didn't make heaven, don't take the mark of the beast abeg, hope still dey for you

hopefulLandlord:

Nobody, Rapture has happened and you didn't make it

I'm in heaven using free WiFi, faster than the speed of light, I just finished eating an entire steak and the temperature here is anything I want it to be

Sukkot and I are cracking jokes, the only downer is there's no s*x but who cares? its enjoyment galore here

Hier:


lwkmd
mark of what

hopefulLandlord:

the great tribulation, mark of the beast 666

haffaze777:
nah werey people full here

hopefulLandlord:
I love humour laden threads like this

adepeter2027:

Mydn44 can never & will never make heaven.

Lalasticlala narrowly escaped hell because he do push snake related threads to FP.

Daeylar:


But you cannot snap picture of where you are,

so God approved your sending of this message but won't approve picture.

Hier:


like we are forgetting Seun ooooo

help me find am.

We dey beg am make him create new section for us, him yari kanle ni fa

hopefullandlord, you see catfishbilly or butterflylion those monikers are sth else walia

Hier:


Walia, you got Yahweh's rib cracking

Psalm2:4 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.

Even the angels are like, why is God laughing like this

Hier:
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hi, are you a Christian?

hopefulLandlord:


the day has come, I'm in heaven but you didn't make it, Yahweh said you're a porn and masturbation addict, that's the reason you didn't make heaven, don't take the mark of the beast abeg, hope still dey for you

hahn:

It is probably high, Like "most high"

Daeylar:


Hello, yes I am

hopefulLandlord:


one guy has taken a pic of Yahweh's abode and was thrown out but he uploaded the pic and sent it to all of us via heavenly WiFi in time before he was ejected

below is the pic of Yahweh's abode

Hier:



ooooooh, close one eye to view the verse





































Hahn do you like driving, ehn ehn keep strolling



























wait Hahn, you didn't answer me na





























Hahn















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okay, keep driving



































why is the road so scanty
















no one is even making noise here





































did you see, ooooooh, never mind


























Dada



















we almost home hahn

























oooooooh. you didn't close it.

by way, Yahweh is He not it

hahn:
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hopefulLandlord:

and look where Jesus led you to? we are In heaven enjoying the fruit of our skepticism while you're on earth blowing grammar upandan

adepeter2027:

Myself and Yahweh are cruising in heaven.
He's showing me where hes gonna throw Mydn44 into (aka hellfire)

bloodofthelamb:
SONS OF MEN MOCKING THE ABODE OF "THE ANCIENT OF DAYS"...SPEECHLESS! BUT THEN, I RECALL THAT CHRIST JESUS ALSO DIED FOR HIS BLASPHEMERS AND MOCKERS...NO SIN OR OFFENCE THE PRECIOUS BLOOD OF JESUS CANNOT TAKE CARE OF...I CAN'T HOLD MY PRAISE ANY LONGER: "OH LORD MY GOD, HOW GREAT IS YOUR MERCY TOWARD THE SONS OF MEN".

adepeter2027:

You want amadioha to strike YAHWEH abi?

IF ya r3sponse is NO, then quit quoting me. But if you choose YES, I will send SANGO as subordinate

adepeter2027:

You want amadioha to strike YAHWEH abi?

IF ya r3sponse is NO, then quit quoting me. But if you choose YES, I will send SANGO as subordinate

dalaman:


I always knew excessive masturbation and pornography will stop this one from going to heaven. Mr Felixmoron.

HopefulLandlord abeg enjoy heaven ooo. We still dey earth dey run our things. Nothing do us.

1Sharon:


Telling them to check the list again

dalaman:


His name has been removed from the list because of excessive masturbation and pornography.

hopefulLandlord:


lol

1Sharon:


Felixomor you see ur life?