Daeylar:


Please describe heaven and post pictures of heaven, since you can browse on nairaland over there, you should be able to take pictures too
Hahn please, pictures of hell also
Pics or .......you know the rest

butterflylion:


You say so much nonsense in your self decomposing anger it's not even remotely sensible.

Did God also "snatch" your girlfriend like that other atheists (ericsunday) Abi Wetin be his handle claimed he did in his anger and as his reason for hating God?

Oh wait he probably allowed you to have headaches and malaria and maybe loose a loved one

Anything new we haven't heard before?

analice107:

I'm marked already. I can't be unmarked.

In my body, i bear the Mark of Christ.



Wait, but i thought there was no heaven?

hopefulLandlord:


I discovered there is o

I just asked Yahweh why you didn't make rapture and he told me you're too hypocritical to be here, change your ways and refuse the mark of the beast

hahn:


It collapsed a church on thousands of Christians just to prove how much he loved them and send armed men to shoot up another church so it's name can be praised and it watches 2,000 children die from malaria daily just because it loves to

hahn:


It collapsed a church on thousands of Christians just to prove how much he loved them and send armed men to shoot up another church so it's name can be praised and it watches 2,000 children die from malaria daily just because it loves to

hopefulLandlord:


All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.

Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom.
He made their horrid wings.

All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.

Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid--
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!

All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.

hopefulLandlord:


All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.

Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom.
He made their horrid wings.

All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.

Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid--
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!

All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.

Daeylar:


But you cannot snap picture of where you are,

so God approved your sending of this message but won't approve picture.

hopefulLandlord:

All things dull and ugly, All creatures short and squat, All things rude and nasty, The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons, Each little wasp that stings, He made their brutish venom. He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous, All evil great and small, All things foul and dangerous, The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet, Each beastly little squid-- Who made the spikey urchin? Who made the sharks? He did!
All things scabbed and ulcerous, All pox both great and small, Putrid, foul and gangrenous, The Lord God made them all.

hopefulLandlord:


one guy has taken a pic of Yahweh's abode and was thrown out but he uploaded the pic and sent it to all of us via heavenly WiFi in time before he was ejected

below is the pic of Yahweh's abode

hopefulLandlord:


the day has come, I'm in heaven but you didn't make it, Yahweh said you're a porn and masturbation addict, that's the reason you didn't make heaven, don't take the mark of the beast abeg, hope still dey for you

hopefulLandlord:

All things dull and ugly, All creatures short and squat, All things rude and nasty, The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons, Each little wasp that stings, He made their brutish venom. He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous, All evil great and small, All things foul and dangerous, The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet, Each beastly little squid-- Who made the spikey urchin? Who made the sharks? He did!
All things scabbed and ulcerous, All pox both great and small, Putrid, foul and gangrenous, The Lord God made them all.

hopefulLandlord:


All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.

Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom.
He made their horrid wings.

All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.

Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid--
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!

All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.

hahn:


Wow!

Oboy you get talent ooo

butterflylion:


Post the link next time.

http://www.montypython.net/scripts/allthing.php

You couldn't be original if your life depended on it.

hehe busted . He was trying to be creative on someone else's foolishness

butterflylion:


Hahn is God real or a fabrication? I need to know this because if an atheist claims God does not exist why then do you blame the same non existent God for the things you just said in your comment?

Yaba left done open your file?

butterflylion:



I am just looking at them all with amusement.

With the number of threads so far opened on Nairaland regarding this 23rd ridiculous prediction and the number of atheists on them you can only see that deep down they were hoping it wasn't true because they were afraid of the consequences if it were

Na looku looku and laugh I just dey here dey do.

Jacksonville:




hehe busted . He was trying to be creative on someone else's foolishness

Jacksonville:




hehe busted . He was trying to be creative on someone else's foolishness

hahn:


Which god are you talking about?

Yes, yaba left opened my visiting file. I will be in your cell soon. I brought you cookies

butterflylion:


It doesn't matter the God. Is he real or a fabrication? A simple answer would do.

hahn:


Ok then. All gods are fabrications

Next question

[s]PS: No vex, I am being held up by security at the gate. They said your sickness has gotten out of hand and do not want to grant me entrance to your cell. I will try to convince them by telling them I will pray for you and you will be healed[/s]

hahn:

It collapsed a church on thousands of Christians just to prove how much he loved them and send armed men to shoot up another church so it's name can be praised and it watches 2,000 children die from malaria daily just because it loves to

butterflylion:


yes and he deliberately did not say it was copied from someone else's stupidity but had no choice later since I now posted where he borrowed his idiocy from.

Any idiocy is permissible as long as its anything anti God.

Happy Saturday to you Mr Jackson.

Happy saturday too my brother

hahn:


Wow!

Oboy you get talent ooo

Really That must be one hell of a talent

hopefulLandlord:


Na copy I copy am o

No oo, na u originate am. Like you would have gladly admitted it if not that you were busted by butterflylion

hopefulLandlord:


you no make heaven, that's sad

hahn:


If Christians who have been serving Jehovah for 2,000 years have been unable to get a pic of heaven na we wan come get am?

Actually Jehovah is camera shy and doesn't want you guys to see how much of a made he has made of the place

Jacksonville:
HopefulLandlord u better come out because sense is from above is about to fall on you :...You n your cohorts can lieeee Master of plagiarism...

Jacksonville:
HopefulLandlord u better come out because sense is from above is about to fall on you :...You n your cohorts can lieeee Master of plagiarism...