hopefulLandlord:


[s]the day has come, I'm in heaven but you didn't make it, Yahweh said you're a porn and masturbation addict, that's the reason you didn't make heaven, don't take the mark of the beast abeg, hope still dey for you [/s]

Nairaland for you in heaven?
Fowl brain!

felixomor:


Nairaland for you in heaven?
Fowl brain!

the supernatural controls the physical, heaven is supernatural and earth is physical, that explains why we're still able to visit Nairaland from heaven

take heart but reject the mark of the beast

hopefulLandlord:


[s]the supernatural controls the physical, heaven is supernatural and earth is physical, that explains why we're still able to visit Nairaland from heaven

take heart but reject the mark of the beast[/s]

Kwayet dia
Better go and debate butterflylion and stop usain bolting

felixomor:

Kwayet dia
Better go and debate butterfly.lion and stop usain bolting

no take MOTB oooo! I don tell you for the umpteenth time

felixomor:

Kwayet dia
Better go and debate butterfly.lion and stop usain bolting

no take MOTB oooo! I don tell you for the umpteenth time

I'm also yet to see Jacksonville, Annyplenty wey like rapture past him life self no make am

hopefulLandlord:
I'm also yet to see Jacksonville, Annyplenty wey like rapture past him life self no make am

I was on Annyplenty profile yesterday, walia, na only rapture rapture vision dream I dey see

uwammebi:


this is what happens when u drink akpuru achia immediately after smoking alimosho weed

cummando:
Bros abeg shey Beer dey heaven?

flenty flenty aboki

hopefulLandlord:


the day has come, I'm in heaven but you didn't make it, Yahweh said you're a porn and masturbation addict, that's the reason you didn't make heaven, don't take the mark of the beast abeg, hope still dey for you

Rilwayne001:
Happy rapturing!

uncle Rili greetings from Abraham and Moses

Ninethmare:
Yes o we made it together
Abeg you know where i fit watch match for here

try Jerusalem street. Lazarus get one beer parlor there with cable TV

Hier:


Chooiii, I saw Adepeter recently while I was on earth, but dude no won believe me oooo, probably Hahn will give him estate in hell, but in hell, but I doubt if satan built any estate in hell, because dude can lie

Actually Jehovah is the liar here. Heaven is a public toilet for boring people and stinks like poop. For real

Hell is full of beautiful things and that is why baba Devil decided to not to bother himself advertising it as opposed to Yahweh that has lied to the world

hopefulLandlord:

Yahweh said he made Hahn the real estate agent of Hell, so no heaven for him
I haven't seen Adepeter26 but I'll ask Yahweh when I enter his abode

lmao yeah Hahn is definitely the real estate agent of hell lmao. that nigga hates the bible with a passion. hahn to the bible is like salt to earthworm

hopefulLandlord:

Nobody, Rapture has happened and you didn't make it

I'm in heaven using free WiFi, faster than the speed of light, I just finished eating an entire steak and the temperature here is anything I want it to be

Sukkot and I are cracking jokes, the only downer is there's no sex but who cares? its enjoyment galore here

I PRAY THAT YOU WILL BE THERE...BUT, MY PRAYER IS USELESS WITHOUT YOU BELIEVING AND ACCEPTING CHRIST JESUS AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOUR...JESUS IS YOU AND I ONLY TICKET

I made it too.....the TV hear are so clear, and the programs here are fresh, no re runs
or repeat programme...

felixomor:

Kwayet dia
Better go and debate butterflylion and stop usain bolting

I am just looking at them all with amusement.

With the number of threads so far opened on Nairaland regarding this 23rd ridiculous prediction and the number of atheists on them you can only see that deep down they were hoping it wasn't true because they were afraid of the consequences if it were

Na looku looku and laugh I just dey here dey do.

Hier:


I was on Annyplenty profile yesterday, walia, na only rapture rapture vision dream I dey see

that one? everything that's happening is a sign of rapture

tell him you drank garri this morning and he could pull a sign of rapture from it

Hier:

Hopefullandlord in Heaven give the phone to Obinna58
Truly, God is merciful
Is Hahn and adepter2026 there, what about 1sharon??

Hopefullandlord is dead?

hopefulLandlord:
HopefulLandlord made heaven!!!!

Nairalanders can you believe that?

I'm in heaven and I've seen Sukkot, mhizesther but yet to see people like Analice107, Felixomor, Kingebukasblog, olaadegbu, asuustrike2009, Richirich713 bloodofthelamb, could it be they didn't make heaven? I'm now asking Yahweh what happened to them

R.I.P

analice107:

Hopefullandlord is dead?

God is dead. Hopefullandlord went to evict it's corpse. The thing was smelling everywhere

analice107:

R.I.P

they will not understand the RIP. Wait and see

analice107:
Hopefullandlord is dead?

No! I pulled an Elijah by flying to heaven

hahn:


God is dead. Hopefullandlord went to evict it's corpse. The thing was smelling everywhere

You say so much nonsense in your self decomposing anger it's not even remotely sensible.

Did God also "snatch" your girlfriend like that other atheists (ericsunday) Abi Wetin be his handle claimed he did in his anger and as his reason for hating God?

Oh wait he probably allowed you to have headaches and malaria and maybe loose a loved one

Anything new we haven't heard before?

analice107:

R.I.P

you didn't make heaven, sorry but there's hope, just don't take the mark of the beast

sukkot:
try Jerusalem street. Lazarus get one beer parlor there with cable TV

Baba space done full there

hopefulLandlord:
HopefulLandlord made heaven!!!!

Nairalanders can you believe that?

Please describe heaven and post pictures of heaven, since you can browse on nairaland over there, you should be able to take pictures too. Thank you
Hahn please, pictures of hell also,
Pics or .......you know the rest

butterflylion:



I am just looking at them all with amusement.

With the number of threads so far opened on Nairaland regarding this 23rd ridiculous prediction and the number of atheists on them you can only see that deep down they were hoping it wasn't true because they were afraid of the consequences if it were

Na looku looku and laugh I just dey here dey do.

This is how they will joke and lie about it, then it will no longer be a joke, for Christ shall indeed cone.

hopefulLandlord:


you didn't make heaven, sorry but there's hope, just don't take the mark of the beast

I'm marked already. I can't be unmarked.

In my body, i bear the Mark of Christ.



Wait, but i thought there was no heaven?

sukkot:
uncle Rili greetings from Abraham and Moses

You are currently in Abraham's bosom I suppose,