Pls pple i need a help here was havin sex wit my gal wit a condom,then few minutes lata i discoverd dat d condom is no longer on me,bt inside my gal n we cant seem to get it out now pls wat do we do?Very urgent!

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the condom no size you before ni?
na wa o. . . . . . if twas your salary that fell inside a pit
am sure you 'll put your hand inside and pick it
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dazzy4real:

Pls pple i need a help here was havin intimacy wit my gal wit a condom,then few minutes lata i discoverd dat d condom is no longer on me,bt inside my gal n we cant seem to get it out now pls wat do we do?Very urgent!

What do you do? Don't be silly - just get it out with your fingers! No woman's that deep, that a condom would literally be sucked in so far, you couldn't retrieve it.

Lol I hope your expired semen didn't disseminate inside her when the condom disappeared. if it did, be ready to do some damage control

Were you peeps that engrossed to notice when the condom was slipping off? 

Happy Fathers Day Just kidding. See a doctor, (A gynecologist to be specific) immediately

dazzy4real:

Pls pple i need a help here was havin intimacy wit my gal wit a condom,then few minutes lata i discoverd dat d condom is no longer on me,bt inside my gal n we cant seem to get it out now pls wat do we do?Very urgent!

dude, why u dey lie like this? and i know u fa. ur condom is inside ur woman and u decided to turn on ur computer then connect online and come ask for advice on NL? haba!

dude, why u dey lie like this? and i know u fa. your condom is inside your woman and u decided to turn on your computer then connect online and come ask for advice on NL? haba!

bro if u hve any contributn kindly gve 2 me,i ve been told on wat to do n hve done dat bt am nt jst confortable wit it yet,so na crime to seek advise?

dazzy4real:

bro if u hve any contributn kindly gve 2 me,i ve been told on wat to do n hve done dat bt am nt jst confortable wit it yet,so na crime to seek advise?

sorry, i cant give u any advice, just let me know when the naming ceremony will be taking place

@na2day,
For your information the naming is Uk standard o. Bring your own food and drinks. LOL . Strictly on invitation, And You sabi say him no go invite you, lol

nne_mak:

@na2day,
For your information the naming is Uk standard o. Bring your own food and drinks. LOL . Strictly on invitation, And You sabi say him no go invite you, lol

why nau? na the food dey carry me go dia ooo

H2O2:

Lol I hope your expired semen didn't disseminate inside her when the condom disappeared. if it did, be ready to do some damage control

LMAO!!!

roftlmao

buddy,get a pair of scisors,a pair of hand gloves and flashlight for it could be realy dark inside ang get down to work.this my advice .

bykes:

buddy,get a pair of scisors,a pair of hand gloves and flashlight for it could be realy dark inside ang get down to work.this my advice  .

this is just ridiculous


@Poster, the condom obviously slipped & u pushed it further inside with your "kini"  , i think u shld be able to remove it with your fingers, just make sure u wash your hands before u start & afterwards too of course

Cut her up, take it out and then sow her up!

is this not the kinda of story we used to hear when we were small, abt it blockin a girl from peeing n pelvic swelling n she dying,

an over sized condom, lost in an over sized pussy. thats a disaster. seek expert help!!!! call Dr. Wale.

wonders would never end on NL. U go fear threads naaaaa

milkan05:




wonders would never end on NL. U go fear threads naaaaa

U don see am, my broda.

@OP


What a calamitous connundrum (sic), is it the oversized condom to blame or the 100 feet long konga sized (borehole/well) kitty? ROFL

Hmmm, what a thread, anyways, guy, u don commot this thing already, so no come here come dey whine us jare, if na money dem put inside ur gf, u go come ask us make we teach you how to commot am ni ?

Maybe u tot u were wearing a condom when u ain't really wearing one.

hahahahahahahaaaajhhahhahaa,  ,

ask [size=20pt]GOOGLES[/size] to help you search for it.

I take it she is still laying on the bed while you are out here on WWW looking for solution

r231:

I take it she is still laying on the bed while you are out here on WWW looking for solution

LOL

Do it from d oda end and push d tin out. Or, better still, send her over to my place.

is the child going to be a boy or a girl? if it is a boy let us call him seun if it is a girl, seunina 

u can send that girl of urs to me cos i sebi remove cd from babes body well well,call me on this line o8000000000000.i hope say u no go vest sha

story,story, stoooooooooooooooory

Guyz and gals thanks for d ridiculous advice,bt i don remove d codom and it waz even very easy no need to stress myself,

noble_gas1:

hahahahahahahaaaajhhahhahaa, ,

ask [size=20pt]GOOGLES[/size] to help you search for it.

dazzy4real:

Guyz and gals thanks for d ridiculous advice,bt i don remove d codom and it waz even very easy no need to stress myself,

[size=13pt]lmao
so wat did u do??
pushed the thing in with ur[b] thing[/b] until it came out of her mouth ?? [/size]