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Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by ayusco: 8:44am On Mar 06, 2010 |
1. You know you have wacthed a pete edochie when he delivers one of his animal metaphors eg ' u mean u dare to step on the tail of a lion while riding the tiger who jammed the elephant at iweka road?' 2. mercy johnson always appears in any movie with her TWO co-stars(don't u know them? the TWIN TOWERS of course ) 3. If Olu jacobs doesn't growl or grunt under his breath then he is an impostor 4. Apparently in nollywood movies if u are poor and the male lead u cannot afford N100 shaving stick hence the facial hair 5. Action themed music must always be played at regular intervals in naija movies even in scenes were u walk across the street to buy chewing gum 6. why do about to craze people in nollywood movies always have the urge to CONFESS 7. THE BATTLE HAS JUST BEGUN! WATCH OUT FOR PART 2 |
Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by Kunbee: 9:39pm On Mar 06, 2010 |
Hhehehehe |
Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by mamagee3(f): 9:41pm On Mar 06, 2010 |
ayusco: |
Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by aieromon(m): 10:27pm On Mar 06, 2010 |
Niyce |
Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by OgaMadam(f): 2:38pm On Mar 07, 2010 |
you peopo give me the jokes! |
Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by Nobody: 3:19pm On Mar 07, 2010 |
How 2 identify 1 nollyword film, you wil know how the film we end after 2 scenes. Each scene lookz familiar to u even though the film was just released. NO SUSPENCE, D FAMILIAR CRAPZ, NO TECHNICAL QUALITY ETC |
Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by AqRiUsAge(f): 3:23pm On Mar 07, 2010 |
You know you're watching a nollywood movie when you're cracking up, dying of laughter because the movie is so funny, even though its not even a comedy movie. |
Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by safarigirl(f): 12:07am On Mar 08, 2010 |
You know you're watching a nigerian film when the child actors count their words, you can hear the director's voice in a scene, Patience Ozokwor is an evil mother-in-law and jim iyke is a yankee man |
Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by beemex(m): 11:39am On Mar 08, 2010 |
STALE!!! where have u been, JUPITER? |
Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by SwtzMinx(f): 11:58am On Mar 08, 2010 |
.l0lification. . |
Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by usbcable(m): 12:10pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
the security personnel, often is an idiot attimes able to slap the sh*t out of his boss |
Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by cbjonstage(m): 12:11pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
Have you ever noticed during d slide transition, sometin like this wit contact details Starring >>>>> Screen play >>> Costume >>> Director of Films Chukwudi Afolabi (Eniyan Pataki) 040975927492 (chuksafos@hotmail.com) bleeped UP |
Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by maedan(f): 12:17pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
Lol. I like this. You know it's a Nollywood movie when the leading lady is seen wearing the same pair of shoes/hair-do even if the film spans 20-odd years. They say: "Ten Years Later" and you look, and see that Omotola still has the same kinky-dreads weave . Jeez. Poor continuation, people. LMBO. |
Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by Mpele(m): 12:27pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
1. Bad sounds effect. 2. Unclear picture 3 Noisy. 4 Some funny music |
Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by robby1(m): 12:36pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
You know its a Nigerian movie when the commercial tells the full story such that you wouldn't have to see the actual movie at all. You know its a Nigerian movie when the actors on the poster dont even appear in the actual movie. You know its a Nigerian movie when the producer, technician, director and make up artist coincedentally have the same name : Chico Ejiro |
Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by Parnassuss(m): 12:40pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
You know its a Nigerian film when even with the flashiest ad posters, something doesn't feel right,, you search, scan wrack your brain then wham! Iy hits you, this is the same ad style for total recall! But they're alright you know. |
Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by agitator: 12:42pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
same actor plays the same roles in all movies. E.g. Oge Okoye always snatching hubbies in love movies. Patience O. always a bad mother-in-law When you see black people, in an african background acting like americans. It's a nigerian movie |
Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by robby1(m): 12:44pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
You know you are watching a Nigerian movie when the gate man has a northern accent (fake or real, doesn't really matter) |
Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by Wrex(m): 12:45pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
You guys are funny!!! |
Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by agitator: 12:52pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
somebody is stabbed in the lower abdomen (not heart) looks at the attacker and dies in less than 10secs without shouting |
Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by DoubleN(m): 12:54pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
You forgot to add 'To God be the Glory' at the end of every movie. |
Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by franctony(m): 12:54pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
real funny |
Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by robby1(m): 12:55pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
agitator: You know its a Nigerian movie when someone is shot in the stomach and he's bleeding profusely. . . . . . . . . . . from the head |
Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by agitator: 12:57pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
Romance involves at least 1 multi-millionaire (either the hero or heroine) |
Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by celidion(f): 1:02pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
you know u are watching a home video when the house help is calabar, lol |
Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by blackmann(m): 1:05pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
ayusco: Maybe it's my eyesight, but after looking at a few of her pixs, it seems to me those twin "towers" have "down" syndrome. |
Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by robby1(m): 1:06pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
celidion: Not always true. No let my calabar brothers find u oh. lol |
Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by robby1(m): 1:07pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
blackmann:omg, downs syndrome, im going to use this on someone soon, hehe |
Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by davidsoj: 1:16pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
u know when d sound goes up and down |
Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by mykali(m): 1:20pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
I'm suing you guys for bashing my darling Nollywood Movies |
Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by agitator: 1:33pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
when a judge gives judgment by saying "the jury finds" in a Nigerian court an he's the only judge. |
Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by BluMalam(m): 1:35pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
_U Know Its A Nigerian Movie When the Cars in A Hot Chase are moving at 40km/hour MAX and the Police Van Behind Keeps Swerving on a Clear Highway, Avoiding God knows What. (Oh, and the camera is always as close to the ground as possible)_ 1 Like |
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