ayusco:

1. You know you have wacthed a pete edochie when he delivers one of his animal metaphors eg ' u mean u dare to step on the tail of a lion while riding the tiger who jammed the elephant at iweka road?'

2. mercy johnson always appears in any movie with her TWO co-stars(don't u know them? the TWIN TOWERS of course )

3. If Olu jacobs doesn't growl or grunt under his breath then he is an impostor

4. Apparently in nollywood movies if u are poor and the male lead u cannot afford N100 shaving stick hence the facial hair

5. Action themed music must always be played at regular intervals in naija movies even in scenes were u walk across the street to buy chewing gum

6. why do about to craze people in nollywood movies always have the urge to CONFESS

7. THE BATTLE HAS JUST BEGUN! WATCH OUT FOR PART 2

agitator:

somebody is stabbed in the lower abdomen (not heart) looks at the attacker and dies in less than 10secs without shouting

ayusco:


2. mercy johnson always appears in any movie with her TWO co-stars(don't u know them? the TWIN TOWERS of course )

celidion:

you know u are watching a home video when the house help is calabar,  lol

blackmann:

Maybe it's my eyesight, but after looking at a few of her pixs, it seems to me those twin "towers" have "down" syndrome.