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She Came, I Saw And I Conquered by cassidyjosh(m): 11:04pm On Oct 19, 2017
This happened to me last week Sunday, a female friend of mine said she wanted me to put her through computer, wanted me to help her with some aspect she forgot. I agreed and we decided to meet up in church after service go to my house and put her through, when we go home I made lunch we ate and started lectures" just then a friend of mine called me and asked if I was at home he said he was coming over with his babe, so i said ok "they could come" immediately she turned and looked at me she asked me where would they stay and will all of us be in the same room? I said yes and she said okoo. For my mind i was like wetin this babe mean e be like say she get plans for me ooh But before that she said she wanted to go and pee so I got her some water and took it to the rest room. When my friend with his babe came, they were busy loving up while we also busy with the computer" sadly the laptop's battery was low and it hibernated she then said she wanted leaving, she bid my friend goodbye and I escorted her to get a bike and she left. When I returned from seeing her off I was pressed and I wanted to pee when I entered the toilet I saw something strange in the toilet, I looked like a jazz or something hmmm and no one used the toilet after she did and before I kept the water for her to pee I had checked it my self and saw it was clean. Men then it occurred to me that the girl wanted me to lash her and maybe that thing came out of her private part may be if I had lashed her I would have been hooked for life. She was not happy when she left ooh, me that am trying to stop lashing anyhow and God is helping me hmm who knows what would have happened if I had lashed her maybe I will become like remote control" she go say do this and i go do hmmm guys be careful when a girl visits you and before anything tells you she wants to pee, my guy go and check the toilet girls are desperate nowadays.......hmmm that's my own God don save me.

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Re: She Came, I Saw And I Conquered by phintohlar(f): 11:10pm On Oct 19, 2017
Chaiii..
Re: She Came, I Saw And I Conquered by Nobody: 11:11pm On Oct 19, 2017
Bro, what kinda girls do you move with?
Re: She Came, I Saw And I Conquered by Nobody: 11:15pm On Oct 19, 2017
She's ur friend abi?


Hold ur ears and run like this.

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Re: She Came, I Saw And I Conquered by cassidyjosh(m): 11:17pm On Oct 19, 2017
fuckerstard:
She's ur friend abi?

Yes she is
Re: She Came, I Saw And I Conquered by febo15(m): 11:18pm On Oct 19, 2017
What then did you conquered? Modifie your topic pls.
Re: She Came, I Saw And I Conquered by gabinogem(m): 11:32pm On Oct 19, 2017
Lol... U see tissue paper stained with blood for inside ur toilet u come dey feel say na charm...na wa 4 u ooh cheesy
Re: She Came, I Saw And I Conquered by Bibi294(f): 11:40pm On Oct 19, 2017
Is she fromEdo?
Re: She Came, I Saw And I Conquered by olaleks007(m): 11:45pm On Oct 19, 2017
Am sleeping

I will comment when I wake up
Re: She Came, I Saw And I Conquered by tossie101(f): 12:11am On Oct 20, 2017
I'm
Re: She Came, I Saw And I Conquered by junnyjake(m): 12:18am On Oct 20, 2017
You lucky o.

Na so e for just be say dem knack you strong thing, you go come DE do like dundee.

Sell ur papa house carry money give her, abandon your family.

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Re: She Came, I Saw And I Conquered by sagerasaq: 12:26am On Oct 20, 2017
Lucky u!!!
That is why it is good to lash with d finger (left one Oo))) to check for any abnormalities inside d burger.

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Re: She Came, I Saw And I Conquered by Kobicove(m): 4:48am On Oct 20, 2017
So what exactly did you conquer? undecided

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