BlowJobs:


You gotta do better than airtel bro. Dem dey block your blessing

BlowJobs:


Done

TheManOfTheYear:
Try my MTN line which I gave bro

BlowJobs:


e don enta. I bet you have glo too

that year, i get MTN, glo, Etisalat and AIrtel .,. glo for Blackberry BIS and others for my dual sim tecno, mtn constant, sim two swapping between airtel and etisalat. depending on which one give me free MB

sirhamilton:


Hmm. This one they are missing OP.

BlowJobs:


Bro, Women full Caribbean. i no fit lie, i enjoyed my time. From the beautiful Barbadian lady that help me out in 2013 to my Trinidadian girl wey dey always text at odd times to Jamaicans that always wants African clothes and tell them African stories, to the Guyanese wey no dey hang out at all!!!. i loved every bit of it. But when i get opportunity come yankee and i saw the difference I was like "See Morocco, see Spain"

Like i said, if i have the opportunity in the future, i'll move to the caribbean to retire.

Caribbean is a better life than naija. If you get family problem and you dey find where to hide, move to the Caribbean. Nobody go even know say you commot.. I never actually plan to move from the Caribbean that fast. i was waiting to file my Citizenship and become a citizen of a Caricom country before another migration. However,plans changed.

Like i said earlier, I didn't make much in the caribbean. I was making around 170-210$ per week working 8am-6pm, Mondays to Fridays even though it was a really easy job and better than the 30Knaira i made before going for service in Nigeria. I still had savings, i was able to do a lot of things with that little money and still attend Fete (fete is like a party) most Friday night. Mind you, that was me working as a student intern. I will earn more than that if i was a regular worker and salary based.

elfmann:
But OP, mak I ask u one question : women no dey Caribbean? Nigerian women no happy here.
Cc Ms/Ngo40. Hahahaha at no marry because of immigration.

BlowJobs:

Sorry bro.. i go press that tube hard next time

klexycole:

MsNgo40:



Huh? Sorry, but I can't understand what u said..

sirhamilton:


My village people have succeeded in using you

No vex o.

sirhamilton:


Hmm. This one they are missing OP.

error4040:


where that Winsh PIDGIN2 ?
come give ya number Also maybe the airtime would ease your current frustration

May God Bless ya hustle Brother

BlowJobs:


Oh yes.. i am adding PIDGIN2. The most patriotic Nigerian, Buhari pikin.

Where ever you are PIDGIN2, drop your number. You sef must enjoy a tiny bit from our obodo oyinbo hustle. At least your mind go dey pray for us secretly.

sunkieisland:
@ BlowJobs


which visa is most appropriate for relocating my family to the USA

pls do point procedures if you can

Eleniyan15:
Ghost mode deactivated!!!!!!!!


Because of awoof card

BlowJobs:


Oh yes.. i am adding PIDGIN2. The most patriotic Nigerian, Buhari pikin.

Where ever you are PIDGIN2, drop your number. You sef must enjoy a tiny bit from our obodo oyinbo hustle. At least your mind go dey pray for us secretly.

BlowJobs:


Oh yes.. i am adding PIDGIN2. The most patriotic Nigerian, Buhari pikin.

Where ever you are PIDGIN2, drop your number. You sef must enjoy a tiny bit from our obodo oyinbo hustle. At least your mind go dey pray for us secretly.

bigtt76:

BlowJobs:


Thank you bro. I am noting down the points you mentioned. Btw, how long did the process take you so far?. My permit will be expiring in some weeks and i really don't wanna stay the winter without work authorization. I like to keep busy.

No we are not married yet. Getting married in some days from today. I am excited and nervous. One part of me can't wait. Another part of me dey ask me "why i am signing my balls away for life"

Yes, i be hustler. i consider myself as one. I no get anybody so i dey always use my head. I dey over calculate sef..
Most times, i write these posts as a means of motivation. My targeted audience are Nigerian University undergraduates. Make dem no dull o. A lot of times, nothing special dey for most people after service. No job, no money. Dreams start fading away gradually. It almost happened to me before serving naija. That was why i start to dey gather my alawi together to commot naija and i am so glad everything worked for me. So, don't let those people wey dey promise you job after school deceive you, Most times, na empty promises o Some go even ginger you to get all the professional certifications wey dey naija. Start to dey use your head think forward o.

BlowJobs:


Na dem Solitin40 and Pronmix i selected. they seem to be the 2 people that needed it so i'm waiting their numbers. but i'll add you as the third person. Being that you sef dey visit the thread steady.

So, 3 numbers. Expect the credit from me between now and tomorrow morning (Eastern standard time)

Dashing credit done for now

wunmi590:


Lol, so you wan side line me, me Wey I be your regular customer here

Fish123:

denbaba:

Oga BJ Ur story is very motivating. May God continue to bless u.
I am a 31-year-old Medical lab scientist. I finished NYSC last year. Since then i have been working where they pay me #50k monthly. D money no reach anywhere I don't even have a savings. Pls advice me what route will be easy for me to leave this hopeless country. I'm ready for any menial job sef.

MsNgo40:
Good morning to you guys,
This isn't my thread so I want to try and make a brief statement and then be able to ultimately chat with the author of this piece (as I hope he feels better) .....as my question was addressed to him.

Thanks for all of your mentions guys....
They were very refreshing as I honestly laughed so much at reading them! You guys remind me of my dad...being humorous without trying (and not having a filter or tact)....something I like about Nigerians.

Well....guys...in the future tell yourself to skip over or IGNORE anything that MsNgo writes.
It's like this famous American children's book entitled, "The Little Engine That Could"...about a train who didn't think he was worth anything and therefore felt he couldn't perform his task as well as others.
The most famous words in that book were when the little train kept repeating to himself, "I...think....I can...."
I...think..I....can"

So just think about those above WORDS...and add the word "ignore" at the end of the sentence (when you are tempted to lose control) over 1 question I asked to someone else....or WILL ask in the future

Have a blessed day....

#NoLoveLost
#NotMadAtYouGuys
#LittleRascals (Famous American T.V. show in the 1960's...i think...google it)

BenNash
Elfmann
BeautyAddy
Jayriginal
NONNYG
Error4040

Pidgin2:


Sorry for the poor reception you were given, unfortunately you fell into wrong hands. Any Nigerian you see on this thread is likely to be a crook, trying to look for desperate means to travel. (I have to say this in pidgin to help his ministry becos whity go surely get access to im Nairaland ID) wetin u expect OP to talk na? For sure im go tell u say im love am but for im heart im know wetin im dey do and why im dey do am make I no spoil im show


Move over to another forum e.g. family, culture, literature etc you will see more friendly folks there. Hope I've been able to help.