dayokanu:



You know I am a full blooded Nigerian. I am not American in any way and I must always return home.

No matter how bad naija is, I would always return there Not because its better but because Its my home, Its my country.

I be hardcore ajepako. And I had fun as an ajepaks.
Hopping into Molue,
Standing in Molue,
Using my body to rub females standing in Molues ,
Eating at roadside Bukas , Going to beer parlour and shekpe joint to make noise and argue,
Going to viewing centers,
Smuggling babes inside my house to avoid my parents seeing her ,
Making animal-like sounds in the campus-Hostel at ife were my recollection of growing up.
And I enjoy it every bit of it.

correct man.

davidylan:

Those who hate naija are in the majority.  

I don't think anyone hates Naija just the situation of little things that ought not to be 'luxury'.

Damn, I miss Naija sha

FL Gators:

True tho, who is foolish enough to boast about wealth/ food in a poor neighborhood?

that's why you must mellow if you have money, don't try splashing water on your neighbors oo, if you do, once those boys come visiting, none of them go help u oo

i swear, the only thing that will make me run is when this religious and ethnic thing gets out of hand

i can still cope wth the heat, bad roads, corrupt police and armed robbbers ( cant count how many times ive been waylaid and beaten blue black)
Dayo, can i get a witness?  

criminal  
ol boi, we go yarn tonite
i wan commot

No lele. We know as we dey do am.

Those who hate naija are in the majority.

Not that they hate Naija but they just opted for a better life

i swear, the only thing that will make me run is when this religious and ethnic thing gets out of hand

i can still cope wth the heat, bad roads, corrupt police and the armed robbbers ( cant count how many times ive been waylaid and beaten blue black)
Dayo, can i get a witness?

na lie. No be Robbers dey pursue you, Na men and boys you snathed their wives and girlfriends dey chase you.

stillwater:

Security was not a problem for me where I lived in Nigeria, but water and electricity. I can't count how many times I wanted to bomb Nepa, but it never happened, ended up fighting with countless Nepa officials.

Una nor get transformer?

Naija is the place to be . . . at least there you have real friends not wasting your time on FB and Nairaland.  

dayokanu:

 
Using my body to rub females standing in Molues ,

Shame no catch you abi?
Rubbing those poor women up and down, Agbaya oshi

davidylan:

Naija is the place to be . . . at least there you have real friends not wasting your time on FB and Nairaland.  

For real?

tkb417:

i swear, the only thing that will make me run is when this religious and ethnic thing gets out of hand

i can still cope wth the heat, bad roads, corrupt police and armed robbbers ( cant count how many times ive been waylaid and beaten blue black)
Dayo, can i get a witness? 

Really?
My skin n body are too delicate for stuffs like that

chic2pimp:

Shame no catch you abi?
Rubbing those poor women up and down, Agbaya oshi

As if u havent done it before. oniranu

~Sauron~:

Una nor get transformer?

Even with the transformer, will they give you light?

TOPE2000!:

Really?
My skin n body are too delicate for stuffs like that

Not once!!

i dont know o. Maybe Dayo is right
i think some people are planning to kill me

tkb417:

Not once!!

i dont know o. Maybe Dayo is right
i think some people are planning to kill me

Yea . . . . . prolly some ladies u have messed with.

stillwater:

Even with the transformer, will they give you light?

What other stuffs do you hate about Nigeria?

tkb417:

Not once!!

i dont know o. Maybe Dayo is right
i think some people are planning to kill me

That is what you get for acting like a 'big' boy.

stillwater:

Even with the transformer, will they give you light?

Our transformer b4 it was taken off used to act like a scud missile

the thing blows up like twice a day

rubbish and nonsense

Shame no catch you abi?  
Rubbing those poor women up and down, Agbaya oshi

Na the women dey rub me to collect free "effects" from me.

Another thing Refusing to pay conductors in Molue buses was also the thrill.

Honeric those Iyana-Ipaja to oshodi Molue.

The trick is stand in front, when they ask you for money tell them someone would pay at the back. By the time the Molue conductor gets to the back we are already at "Ikeja along" and he discovers nobody wan pay for me.

By the time he comes back to ask me I pick a fight by the time the fight settle down we are already at ladipo/Bolade.
If he wants to start a fight tell him "You sabi Sir-kay? Na my friend. In every area theres always a Sir-kay who is a bully.

TIPS: Dont try this during peak traffic hours because you would still be at Iyana Ipaja when the conductor would throw you out.

davidylan:

Naija is the place to be . . . at least there you have real friends not wasting your time on FB and Nairaland.  

Hehehehe
Are you by any means referring to the likes of. . . . . .  

TOPE2000!:

As if u havent done it before. oniranu

Me Ke?
Mba, o ti oo
Whilst I haven't, friends of mine have. Some of em' have even gone as far tapping those poor women's backsides and grabbing their bobbies

all the people shouting NEPA, how many times did you skip paying your NEPA bills?  

Did you ever pay taxes? and you want water abi? Yeye people.

Naija is a lot of fun . . . suya, kilisi, even NEPA's problems are the reason some of us can remember being told tales by moonlight while lying on the mat outside in the shade.

tkb417:

Our transformer b4 it was taken off used to act like a scud missile

the thing blows up like twice a day

rubbish and nonsense

hold the supplier accountable, the transformer must have be made in aba

dayokanu:

The trick is stand in front, when they ask you for money tell them someone would pay at the back. By the time the Molue conductor gets to the back we are already at "Ikeja along" and he discovers nobody wan pay for me.

By the time he comes back to ask me I pick a fight by the time the fight settle down we are already at ladipo/Bolade.
If he wants to start a fight tell him "You sabi Sir-kay? Na my friend. In every area theres always a Sir-kay who is a bully.

TIPS: Dont try this during peak traffic hours because you would still be at Iyana Ipaja when the conductor would throw you out.

ROLFMAO

tkb417:

Our transformer b4 it was taken off used to act like a scud missile

the thing blows up like twice a day

rubbish and nonsense

Our own neighbourhood transformer is the worst i have seen.
It has no cover and my neighbours used to carry a long bamboo stick to hit it when there's low voltage.
The shyte blows like 5 times a week and those corrupt NEPA officials would ask everyone to contribute to bring a new one.

I also hate land phones in Lagos.
FFS, you cannot dial and get a connection to the next door neighbour.
The line jams and you can hear hundreds of strange voices of other people trying to connect. I enjoyed the disses though.

~Sauron~:

What other stuffs do you hate in Nigeria?

Everything that has been cited on this thread.
But it's a good place to grow up. Wont trade my childhood for anything.

tkb417:

Our transformer b4 it was taken off used to act like a scud missile

the thing blows up like twice a day
rubbish and nonsense

Roflmao!!!!

dayokanu:


Na the women dey rub me to collect free "effects" from me


Another thing Refusing to pay conductors in Molue buses was also the thrill,

Honeric those Iyana-Ipaja to oshodi Molue.

The trick is stand in front, when they ask you for money tell them someone would pay at the back. By the time the Molue conductor gets to the back we are already at "Ikeja along" and he discovers nobody wan pay for me.

By the time he comes back to ask me I pick a fight by the time the fight settle down we are already at ladipo/Bolade.
If he wants to start a fight tell him "You sabi Sir-kay? Na my friend. In every area theres always a Sir-kay who is a bully.

TIPS: Dont try this during peak traffic hours because you would still be at Iyana Ipaja when the conductor would throw you out.

Those buses can be funny. . . . . .

Na only naija you can buy holyspirit water and God's grace for #20

dayokanu:



Na the women dey rub me to collect free "effects" from me.

Another thing Refusing to pay conductors in Molue buses was also the thrill.

Honeric those Iyana-Ipaja to oshodi Molue.

The trick is stand in front, when they ask you for money tell them someone would pay at the back. By the time the Molue conductor gets to the back we are already at "Ikeja along" and he discovers nobody wan pay for me.

By the time he comes back to ask me I pick a fight by the time the fight settle down we are already at ladipo/Bolade.
If he wants to start a fight tell him "You sabi Sir-kay? Na my friend. In every area theres always a Sir-kay who is a bully.

TIPS: Dont try this during peak traffic hours because you would still be at Iyana Ipaja when the conductor would throw you out.

Cos there was better life and reward for effort outside Nigeria. Plus my parents could afford it with their hard work.

~Sauron~:

Our own neighbourhood transformer is the worst i have seen.
It has no cover and my neighbours used to carry a long bamboo stick to hit it when there's low voltage.
The shyte blows like 5 times a week and those corrupt NEPA officials would ask everyone to contribute to bring a new one.

u're lucky your own even responds to bamboo sticks. Ours got blown a few days to WC 94, after mobilising a group to the NEPA office they replaced it with immediate alacrity. Well after the WC it was taken back and we had to endure 4 months of black out.

~Sauron~:

I also hate land phones in Lagos.
FFS, you cannot dial and get a connection to the next door neighbour.
The line jams and you can hear hundreds of strange voices of other people trying to connect. I enjoyed the disses though.

Which part of naija were u living? Our land phones worked just fine. you only needed to call NITEL every once a month.

Really?
My skin n body are too delicate for stuffs like that

Fights and getting beat up are normal runs for lagos boys

Quick secret: me and tkb were in rival gangs growing up but in 2005/2006 when we grew old we closed ranks.

Whilst I haven't, friends of mine have. Some of em' have even gone as far tapping those poor women's backsides and grabbing their bobbies

In those postures, you would be praying for the Molue to enter gallop and your reaction would be exagerrated. I know someone who grabbed a girls boobs trying to get his balance after Molue enter gallop.

See curses that day.

stillwater:

Everything that has been cited on this thread.
But it's a good place to grow up. Wont trade my childhood for anything.

Even with those blood-hungry mosquitoes?
Have you been bitten by Ikeja mosquitoes before? They are like butter-flies.

davidylan:

u're lucky your own even responds to bamboo sticks. Ours got blown a few days to WC 94, after mobilising a group to the NEPA office they replaced it with immediate alacrity. Well after the WC it was taken back and we had to endure 4 months of black out.

It responds to bamboo sticks but it's risky as well too.

Which part of naija were u living? Our land phones worked just fine. you only needed to call NITEL every once a month.

Ikeja. . . . . .The load was just too much for the exchange to bear.
Calling anyone on landfone and connecting was a miracle. . .

davidylan:

all the people shouting NEPA, how many times did you skip paying your NEPA bills?  

Did you ever pay taxes? and you want water abi? Yeye people.

Naija is a lot of fun . . . suya, kilisi, even NEPA's problems are the reason some of us can remember being told tales by moonlight while lying on the mat outside in the shade.

rofl . . . .david we are not 10yrs old anymore, not having electricity is not amusing and fun anymore jor

Me Ke?
Mba, o ti oo
Whilst I haven't, friends of mine have. Some of em' have even gone as far tapping those poor women's backsides and grabbing their bobbies

Tsssssk . SMH

davidylan:

all the people shouting NEPA, how many times did you skip paying your NEPA bills?  
Did you ever pay taxes? and you want water abi? Yeye people.

Naija is a lot of fun . . . suya, kilisi, even NEPA's problems are the reason some of us can remember being told tales by moonlight while lying on the mat outside in the shade.

Gerraway, I can proudly say we paid ours, we are not like that . I was the one always going there to pay. That was even the defining thing that made me annoyed, you pay but you don't get what you paid for.