A man is only truly happy twice after his marriage.
1. Few months after d wedding (d honey moon, d beautiful names given to each other, d doing of almost everything together, etc).
2. When he gives birth to his first child (be it a boy or girl).
Apart from these two 'occassions' d man only pretends to be happy whereas he is clearly not. Its a bitter truth we all have to live with.
So fellas, enjoy ur singleness while it lasts cos marriage is d beginning of d temporary end of ur life.

I aint married yet. Aint planning on getting married very soon.

Good for you, now let people like me who still believe in the institution breath

^ lol are you a man?

Ebonyeyes:

Good for you, now let people like me who still believe in the institution breath

Yes only 2 of us that still believe in marriage. . . _{i think}

make that 3. its a prestige mehn

^^
count me in, 4!

Ah count me 5.

acidrop:

make that 3. its a prestige mehn

Noted

@ poster - If I may ask, wat are responsible for the man unhappiness after marriage?
Cos I believe 80% of Men that got married are looking robust and fresher than before they are married. Which signifies rest in mind.

With such mentality, one can already predict what Your married Life would be.
Accept ma sympathy.

if na curse, back to sender
wtf

^^^ Don't mind him, he's taking out his frustration on the institution of marriage! 

Dont mind him, Loneliness is a helluva a thing, you can only chase 20 something yr old girls for so long. We get married to produce kids that will change our nappies when we are old and grey

God instituted marriage, Jesus attended one while on earth and even produced wine for the celebration, I dont think Jesus and his mother would have attended something that is full of sadness as you so put it. Leave this talk for married men since you are not married besides, what is your basis of analysis and conclusion since you dont have any experience?
Change your mind set and get committed. people like you who dont want to be committed to anything always look for an excuse why it would not work. May God in his infinite mercy deliver you.
Amen!!!!

don't bring religion into it cause paul also said it is better to be unmarried

I bet that was said in context.

@poster

the way you lay your bed - finish the rest

Marriage Is D Beginning Of your End! - BACK AT YOU

r231:

@poster

the way you lay your bed - finish the rest

Marriage Is D Beginning Of your End! - BACK AT YOU

i concur

Guys u dont have to hate. All i'm tryin to do is educate y'all.
@acidrop, Its more of a prestige 4 women.
@kemisuga, Dont make me laugh. Fresh & robust after marriage only happens few months after d marriage which i of course included in d happy stages of d marriage. If a man gets any more robust after that, it means he's getting fat which is a bad sign.
@missyb, My married life will be wonderful cos i know these things on time. It aint gon be no surprise when i see them happening.
@ujujoan, I aint got nothing against marriage. Afterall God instituted it. God instituted it to be a perfect union for perfect humans (afterall Adam & Eve were perfect then); He didnt create it for one party to suffer cos of d union.
@Ebonyeyes, Yes we marry to produce kids; not to be happy. Is that not a summary of what u said?

Proceda, I know way more married men than unmarried ones & i'm not 27 yet.

Krissykriss:

Proceda, I know way more married men than unmarried ones & i'm not 27 yet.

oh, i see, a kid mixing up with the wrong crowd, and judging by his own standard what he knows nothing about. People like you get hooked and never want to let go, dont worry you will tell a different tale later.

Proceda, i dnt knw how old u are or whether u're married or single but 1 thing i know is that i know a lot more about marriage than u do. I should be doing marriage counselling! Old people like u are always afraid of reality. U better grow up at ur old age. Never said i aint getting married; i just know what to expect. U should expect such too. Just trying to help a fellow bro.

hahahaha, marriage councelling? That will be the day, what will be your advice to the brothers, "walk into that marriage and expect sadness". I can see how many brothers will get married after councelling session. I rest my case, oh by the way, good luck with the councelling outfit.

Kgdavid:

don't bring religion into it cause paul also said it is better to be unmarried

Kgdavid, I hope you also know that Paul highlighted the fact if you want to be unmarried you must stay celibate because God does not condone fornication, So 

Ebonyeyes:

I bet that was said in context.

lol yes but the context is relevant here.

Girl846:

Kgdavid, I hope you also know that Paul highlighted the fact if you want to be unmarried you must stay celibate because God does not condone fornication, So

lol yup i'm down with that celibacy cuz like lil wayne says 'Bleep em, Bleep em, even if they celibate'(jokes)

Well Well Well. Its interesting how women love marriage sooo much but not the man they're marrying. They just want to 'belong'. Rubbbbish. Marriage should be abolished. **institution kö, ivory towers níí**

I support the institution called marraige

it's just that i keep wondering, what makes two people love each other so much today and then turn out to be worst enemies tomorrow?

it remains mystical to me,

Negative man. . .

@poster

you can always divorce if you don't like the marriage right

Candylips, i dont support divorce. Even if u divorce her, u'll end up marrying another one as 'good' as her. Thats why i said its d beginning of d end of your life.

Martin, no matter how positive u are about marriage, u'll end up in d same place - pretending to be happy while u're clearly not. No be girl u go marry? Wait till u get married; u'll remember these words of mine one day in ur life.