So finally Vanessa got admission to study history of Ghana in unilag, though she's a ghaian but so in love with nija. This is a good thing for her father as she will help him in his pastoral duty, spreading gospel further. Albeit, rumor from( Biafranbushboy and ayoadalaragbe) has it that she doesn't only spread the gospel but it's none of my biz, so far she spreads for me, haters can die in budgeon and acrimony.

XSEM: So Bae, what is your response apropos to my request from you?

NESSA: yah, it's a good thing you remembered it oo, because I had already forgotten.
XSEM:so?

NESSA: OK, I will accept and reciprocate your love only if you will pay obeisance to my commandments

XSEM: OK, go on(very antsy, anxious and excited)

NESSA:No exchanging of nudes, whether half or full!!

XSEM:ha! But I like to be seeing your chocolate cream land nah, you know it giveths me life eternal Bae.

NESSA:sorry but I won't accede to your sweet talking. I fear it being exposed like one Asian whose broke ass bf exposed hers. This so guy is rumored to be abiding under one bridge in porthacourt and has none existing 18 mill.

XSEM : You don't mean it Nessa! (now skeptical)

NESSA:Hmmm,the worst is that some dudes still self serviced with that scrawny engorged repugnant eyesore of a urinal orifice. She fall below standard to the extent that she was unfit for proudtobemumu and retiredmumu.

XSEM:gooey!!!(nauseated and vomited a little)

NESSA:sorry I shouldn't have said that, and my fears is that one retrogressing artist might use my nude to shine and brighten his already flawed music career. He has been looking for my attention but none was given to him my love.

XSEM: I trust you. People can be jobless oo. Thanks to N power shaa. OK, let's go to my guy's shop, he is a professional popcorn seller.

NESSA:No! that woman wrapper (Casanova).I get uncomfortable with the way he looks at girls and ukwu. He also can stalk for Aflika.

XSEM:Must be why he's still a popcorn seller at his age. Fear women and lubricious lifestyle. They dried him to the core like Lagos crayfish.

NESSA: please another thing I hate is asslicking. Please don't do it unless you end up a deadrat in my life

XSEM: Yes Bae, so are you done?
NESSA:For now, maybe in due time things will unfold by themselves.

XSEM:Finally my dreams have been fulfilled like one guy told me.
NESSA: Reminds me of billyonaire
XSEM:wow,so you also know him?
NESS: yah, he is superb but weird.

XSEM:forget that, can I have just a kiss?

NESSA:No!!!first time ?Anty queenlovely and Benita27 will call me cheap. Let's go grab some snake meat at Lalasticala 's restaurant.

XSEM:hope you ain't a financial woman shaa, but we will follow short cut.

NESSA:No,i don't want NwaAmaikpe to see me, his bad mouth is out of this world,obontami hmmm, he will say lewd things that I don't know anything about and chiefpiiko, he won't allow me to rest,pursues everything on skirt.

XSEM:He should be wary of transgenders shaa."Okay darling, anything for your love, we can even go through the religious, education, politics and romance thread just to meet Lalasticala, all because of you.
Curtain drawns!!!!

Benita27

IamSINZ:
Beni.ta27

Good morning.

Benita27:
Good morning.

No smiley?

When are you going to agree to my own proposal?

IamSINZ:



No smiley?


When are you going to agree to my own proposal?

Is it by force to use smiley?.

Rumours on the streets of NL have it that you're a player. I don't want to get played.

Benita27:
Is it by force to use smiley?.

Rumours on the streets of NL have it that you're a player. I don't want to get played.

Na for where you dey I wan hang boot

...

IamSINZ:



Na for where you dey I wan hang boot

Abeg, never hang boot. You never reach retirement age.

Hmmm...xo sum1 just wake up in the mawin,and the only thing he thinks of is this??..
and a wise chinese man ones said "when you have brain busting wet dream in the night before,you wake up with an 'ejaculated' flaccid brain"...

well i almost smiled at the part of the portharcourt guy and asian gf part sha...GM

Benita27:
Abeg, never hang boot. You never reach retirement age.

"He who finds a wife findeth a good thing..
and obtains favour from the Lord."


I want to obtain favour from the Lord.

IamSINZ:




"He who finds a wife findeth a good thing..
and obtains favour from the Lord."


I want to obtain favour from the Lord.

LOL. I'd like you to keep playing. Bleep as much as you could, and we can discuss the "He who finds a wife findeth a good thing..and obtains favour from the Lord." in 5yrs. Can you wait?.

Benita27:
LOL. I'd like you to keep playing. Bleep as much as you could, and we can discuss the "He who finds a wife findeth a good thing..and obtains favour from the Lord." in 5yrs. Can you wait?.

5 years is eternity without you babe

IamSINZ:



5 years is eternity without you babe

SINZ. Abeg, I want sleep.
Talk later, have a nice day.

Is this section cursed with attention seeking and joblessness ?!?

Benita27:
SINZ. Abeg, I want sleep. Talk later, have a nice day.

Have a nice day, mami

Deborah we need this

Very nice piece. The niggaas you featured their characters i know them all.. Thumbs up.. You're very constructive.

Wiziman:
Very nice piece. The niggaas you featured their characters i know them all.. Thumbs up.. You're very constructive.

you know me??

Nice

ChiefPiiko:
you know me??

Why not.. Double Cheif lol

Wiziman:
Why not.. Double Cheif lol

that's my nickname for real

sKeetz:
Is this section cursed with attention seeking and joblessness ?!?

I tire.

Chybeibe:
I tire.

As if you no enjoy am nah. Lol

Very creative human person. Bad market for iamj