Recently we have witness the domestic violent carried out by women on their spouse, which has even lead to homicide.
I saw this funny post in Facebook and i feel like sharing. Sure it can even save a live.


Caveat: Sharing Is Not Endorsement
“In view of the unfortunate stabbing to
death of a young man by his wife by for
cheating, I would like to proffer the
following advise to my brothers:
Keep 2 phones- 1 for not to be brought
home but kept in the boot of the car
downstairs.
Develop the habit of deleting as you read. It
will save your life.
Take your wife for mental check up regularly
Save your girlfriends number with your
mothers name. It's a major repellent.
Change your password daily.
Never marry a quiet woman. The ones that
will scream and slap will never kill you.
Never pretend to be faithful. Let them catch
you once in a while. It's training and will
prepare them.
Lock up all the knives in your house and let
her sign a register stating what she needs
them for and allocate time frame for usage.
Regulate the usage of rat poison and other
chemicals In the house. Make sure her
mother taste your food before eating.
Regulate and supervise her relationship
with her mother. That would cut off supply
chain for arms.
Date secondary school girls they are not very
needy and will not send texts at night
Sleep with your body ensconced in armour
and borrow or buy okada helmet to protect
the head
Have a sit down with your wife and discuss
possible methods of your death on the
event of her catching you. This is to ensure a
painless transition
When choosing a girlfriend go for the most
beautiful and exotic that you can find. Since
it is now a matter of life and death chop
better so your death would be justified
Finally, update your will on a daily cos you
will surely be caught.”
Wise words