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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by DaAwesome1(m): 9:11am On Mar 03, 2018
were is ghost han? come nd finish ya tin o
Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Sexyolori(f): 9:12am On Mar 03, 2018
BiadeFolar:
Abeg where is Milady?
where is ghosts na?so even u mr loverboi doesnt knw where she is?

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by BiadeFolar(m): 10:25am On Mar 03, 2018
Sexyolori:
where is ghosts na?so even u mr loverboi doesnt knw where she is?
iznuh like that jare... I think was dreaming when she went, you know she sweetly didn't want to distract me. angry
Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Humulity: 3:41pm On Mar 03, 2018
Hope Ghost is ok.
Any herdsman blocking her way be removed by "Invisible Bomb".
Ghost as you return to finish the story, may your "Allawi" be increased from N19,800 to N198,000.
Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by ClassicMan202(m): 12:40am On Mar 04, 2018
BiadeFolar:

iznuh like that jare... I think was dreaming when she went, you know she sweetly didn't want to distract me. angry


lols.... i thought as much, all these while you've been dreaming that gh0st is yours, time to wake up to reality bruh grin

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by gh0sts: 5:55am On Mar 04, 2018
I am so sorry guys that I have been away for so long. I have been struggling with a bad phone, I am here now. Expect am update this night. Thanks so much for the love. Love y'all.

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by electroilorin(m): 6:31am On Mar 04, 2018
Praise be unto the Lord.... Welcome back babes

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Jwonder(m): 7:27am On Mar 04, 2018
gh0sts:
I am so sorry guys that I have been away for so long. I have been struggling with a bad phone, I am here now. Expect am update this night. Thanks so much for the love. Love y'all.

Thank God ooh!.. but Ghost give us your Facebook name or something nah! i wish to know d face behind this beautiful story ooh!.
Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Sexyolori(f): 7:29am On Mar 04, 2018
BiadeFolar:

iznuh like that jare... I think was dreaming when she went, you know she sweetly didn't want to distract me. angry
HAHAHA,UNCLE U CAN LIE O

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by BiadeFolar(m): 8:04am On Mar 04, 2018
ClassicMan202:



lols.... i thought as much, all these while you've been dreaming that gh0st is yours, time to wake up to reality bruh grin

Classic Man warm yourself o... wetin I dey talk sef, I see say you be bad belle for this matter. nah awa wedding go finally shut your mouth. angry

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by BiadeFolar(m): 8:09am On Mar 04, 2018
gh0sts:
I am so sorry guys that I have been away for so long. I have been struggling with a bad phone, I am here now. Expect am update this night. Thanks so much for the love. Love y'all.
Baby I've been so worried! Please don't switch off on me like that again. My heart has been singing Wiz Khalifa's see you again since you left.
My love please don't let this happen again. Classic Man and Sexy Olori iyaff been shading me since sad

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by BiadeFolar(m): 8:10am On Mar 04, 2018
Jwonder:


Thank God ooh!.. but Ghost give us your Facebook name or something nah! i wish to know d face behind this beautiful story ooh!.
Don't start nonsense please. She said anonymous for a reason. My bae
Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by BiadeFolar(m): 8:13am On Mar 04, 2018
Jwonder:


Thank God ooh!.. but Ghost give us your Facebook name or something nah! i wish to know d face behind this beautiful story ooh!.
Don't start nonsense please. She said anonymous for a reason. My bae ain't sharing no goddamn details.
Awon ole. let me relax small before I continue vexing
Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Genazib: 4:34pm On Mar 04, 2018
Ghost ahhh my name no dey here
gh0sts:
This feels so good! Front page, I mean. Thanks guys, especially those that started with me, inspiring me with lovely comments; Cybriz82
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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by ClassicMan202(m): 5:39pm On Mar 04, 2018
BiadeFolar:


Classic Man warm yourself o... wetin I dey talk sef, I see say you be bad belle for this matter. nah awa wedding go finally shut your mouth. angry

hahaha, i go come your wedding quite alright, with gh0st as my date to the wedding grin

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by BiadeFolar(m): 6:54pm On Mar 04, 2018
ClassicMan202:


hahaha, i go come your wedding quite alright, with gh0st as my date to the wedding grin

bad man... make you warm yourself, you no go gree... if I suit masef now.

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Jwonder(m): 8:44pm On Mar 04, 2018
BiadeFolar:

Don't start nonsense please. She said anonymous for a reason. My bae ain't sharing no goddamn details.
Awon ole. let me relax small before I continue vexing

grin grin your bae wey i don already dey plan to slide into her DM
Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by gh0sts: 2:36pm On Mar 05, 2018
Recently things have been moving a lot too fast and I just can't seem to keep up. My promo job seems to be doing okay.

So I met Julfa. His sister owns the place where I work. First day we met, I had gone to work without eating. I was too busy that day that I hadn't had time to eat. To say I was hungry was an understatement...I was going to be walking around, dishing out fake smiles and convincing people to buy something I really don't care about. The acting even takes more energy. Three pm to nine may not seem long, but with the hunger, it seemed an eternity. It was at that point when I felt like I might die soonest, Julfa who has been drinking at a corner asked if I've eaten. It must have been too obvious because I don't know what else will make him ask me that. On a normal day, I would have said I was fine and thanked him. But that day was not normal...it was the day that I swallowed my pride and tell a complete stranger I was madly hungry. He told his sister, who offered me food. I ate it hurriedly, and greedily.

He called his friends over to drink, so I might meet my target faster. And I was grateful...
He offered to drop me home when I was done, although I felt like it was a little extra, I agreed. Mostly to stroke his ego as there were so many people there that heard him ask. I just had to ask boss if it was okay before I climbed on his vespa...the road to my house was dark and lonely, and I was glad I had joined him.

Things got crazy fast. As he stopped me in front of my gate, he asked that I kissed him...ugh.
I assumed he was drunk and since i was the one giving out drinks to him, I started pacifying him, talking to him like I would a child. At a point he held my hand tightly struggling to kiss me. I struggled to get away from his grip...I even apologized for giving him the wrong idea before running into my compound. I was still assuming he was drunk. I couldn't think of any logical reason why he'd act that way.

I was kidding myself, when I still thought it was the alcohol. The next day when he called to ask that I go out with him. I totally forgot that I was in Langtang and going out meant something totally different to them.
Since it was the next day and the alcohol had probably worn off, I thought that it wouldn't hurt to go with him. He picked me in front of my compound with his vespa. Next thing I knew, we took a turn and he was showing me his mother's grave...I knew right then that I was in Langtang and going out doesn't actually mean 'going out'. I regretted agreeing to go out with him...I was obviously expecting too much and It felt crazy that I was even regretting. But, what was I expecting sef?
When he asked that the generator be put on, I smiled. My regret reducing...At least one good thing will come out of this.
It was when he wouldn't let me watch the spiderman homecoming in peace that I knew I fu*ked up. I immediately felt cheap...see how light has turned me into an easy target. I felt horrible...I should have just stayed in my house.

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by franklyncj: 2:52pm On Mar 05, 2018
gbagam...I need details ghost biko...lolz
Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by ClassicMan202(m): 3:22pm On Mar 05, 2018
BiadeFolar:


bad man... make you warm yourself, you no go gree... if I suit masef now.

"The girl is mine" *in Micheal Jackson's voice" cool cool cool
Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by ClassicMan202(m): 3:24pm On Mar 05, 2018
gh0sts:
I am so sorry guys that I have been away for so long. I have been struggling with a bad phone, I am here now. Expect am update this night. Thanks so much for the love. Love y'all.

Love you too gh0st ..... if you delayed any longer, i would have initiated the "Ghost Protocol" cool
Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Damibiz(m): 3:34pm On Mar 05, 2018
Nice write up,it hv being a y ...welcome back
Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Nobody: 1:07pm On Mar 06, 2018
ClassicMan202:


"The girl is mine" *in Micheal Jackson's voice" cool cool cool
if you guys really love the story make una buy her phonena since she said she's struggling with her bad phone

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by BiadeFolar(m): 1:55pm On Mar 06, 2018
onuhabel1:
if you guys really love the story make una buy her phonena since she said she's struggling with her bad phone

She no want iPhone, She no want samsung, she no want my phones.... she only wants my love o, she belong to me, I belong to her oo... her favorite man nah Fola o....
Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Donpoker9(m): 2:02pm On Mar 06, 2018
BiadeFolar:


She no want iPhone, She no want samsung, she no want my phones.... she only wants my love o, she belong to me, I belong to her oo... her favorite man nah Fola o....



undecided undecided

Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Cadec007(m): 2:05pm On Mar 06, 2018
BiadeFolar:


She no want iPhone, She no want samsung, she no want my phones.... she only wants my love o, she belong to me, I belong to her oo... her favorite man nah Fola o....
na so e-love dey shark person?

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by BiadeFolar(m): 2:07pm On Mar 06, 2018
Cadec007:
na so e-love dey shark person?

You'l know the feeling when love finds you
Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Cadec007(m): 2:10pm On Mar 06, 2018
BiadeFolar:


You'l know the feeling when love finds you
yes o ellabae can testify to that
Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Ellabae(f): 2:16pm On Mar 06, 2018
Cadec007:
yes o ellabae can testify to that
Lol Abeg o. Don't let my boo see this o wink

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Cadec007(m): 2:18pm On Mar 06, 2018
Ellabae:
Lol Abeg o. Don't let my boo see this o wink
which boo? Me right?

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Cadec007(m): 2:25pm On Mar 06, 2018
Ellabae:
Lol Abeg o. Don't let my boo see this o wink
*psquare's voice* go tell that maga sey na me dey come for you!! kiss

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