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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Nellinis(m): 1:32pm On Oct 24, 2018
wow! WhizkidEfe, am impressed. I just registered into Nairaland and its cos of this your superb story. 4 a long time ave been a guest but i couldn't hold it any longer. Wow! Ur story made me become a member. Keep it up bro

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 5:38pm On Oct 24, 2018
Asemark:
Boss man i da feel u...
Nice update
Thanks, chairman.
topedoski:
To be continued!!!
When
Cos I cannot fit wait o grin
To be continued when the 'spirit' leads.. grin
ogyunging:
Oshare, you dey burst my kumkum.

Thiri gbosa for this man, abeg give that MAN chance.

Lovely writeup, am hooked!
See voltage, OMG... high spirit!.. Boss may you be younger than Ashley Young(of Man_U) and continue to be younging nonstop.

Thanks man, you don high my morale like-dis, like-dis.

*thumbs up.
Nellinis:
wow! WhizkidEfe, am impressed. I just registered into Nairaland and its cos of this your superb story. 4 a long time ave been a guest but i couldn't hold it any longer. Wow! Ur story made me become a member. Keep it up bro
Ona dey see am?
This very comment got me feeling like I have made it in life already grin .
(Oga Seun, oya comman pay me my referral bonus o) cheesy

Big thanks to you, I appreciate your comment, it goes a long way.(see as I dey feel like say I be writer, choi) cheesy

Welcome on board to this our E- community. *thumbs-up.

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:39pm On Oct 24, 2018
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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Culin(f): 3:46pm On Oct 25, 2018
WHIZKIDEFE:
This update is dedicated to Culin(The real Science student not the Olamide type o cheesy), Ekemi(motivational spirit), Ladidacanon, Dextinate(old newcomer), OlufemiWhit and Asemark.



To be continued.

Awwnn thanks!!
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Emzzypop: 8:25pm On Oct 25, 2018
Bro welldone,
shayo dey continue with table water #jawee
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by peterafo: 1:53pm On Oct 27, 2018
whizkidefe I dey feel u.....nice writeup�
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 4:58pm On Oct 27, 2018
Culin:


Awwnn thanks!!
Don't mention.. wink
Emzzypop:
Bro welldone,
shayo dey continue with table water #jawee
Thanks.. cool
peterafo:
whizkidefe I dey feel u.....nice writeup�
Peter, na you deny Jesus abi? grin Na community town hall you go tey explain later cheesy . Thanks. *thumbs-up

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 1:03pm On Oct 29, 2018
Good afternoon, my pipo, hope you guys are doing great.

I get one gist for ona o, it happened this morning.

I'll probably drop the gist before the day runs out..

watch out, e dey com wait.......

Do have a fruitful week ahead!
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 8:38pm On Oct 29, 2018
WHIZKIDEFE:
Good afternoon, my pipo, hope you guys are doing great.

I get one gist for ona o, it happened this morning.

I'll probably drop the gist before the day runs out..
Heads Up!!!

From the stable of yours truely, E happen to me dis morning, nor be say dem say.

So this morning, I received a call from a strange number and on answering, the following conversation ensued.

Caller: hello sir, my dad mistakenly sent card to your number, please send it back to me.

' I'm not sure about that but lemme check,' I replied him cos prior to his call I didn't receive any message.

Immediately the call ended I received a text message from a number and when I opened the message.

" ifayemi. baba ni ki ota card yi ki of wo motor wa sile won fe Bo if a Senator ni Ola,7412863242000012, 805232400812907. Each 1500." Was the content of the message. ( Yoruba reader, pls translate for me)

'Shebi you know say you no kukuma get airtime and your subscription don finish, oya load the card sharply before dem go load am for dat side,' a voice I suspected to be the devil's whispered to me.

While I was thinking about taking action about the suggestion of the voice, I heard another calm voice whispered to me saying, "don't load the card, send it back to the owner, you know the country is one kine now, it could had taken the boy's dad some pain before he could raise the money to send him this cards,don't be a source of someone's pain this week" the calm voice countered.

And that moment I was lost in thought as my subconscious battled, it was a war between me Vs me, the body was willing to follow the 1st voice's suggestion and load the card, damning any consequences but the spirit was weak, my conscience won't let me.

Na so I start to dey look for excuse to justify myself incase I load the card.

" Shebi GHW(Get Help World Wide) don carry your money run before, you fit do anything? (No), you hold any body (No), when MMM cast many people, wreck many families, put some people for serious debts wey some stil dey pay till now, life nor go on? (Yes, of course), abegi load the card jare, nothing dey happen, na miracle card be dis bone dat guy call," the 1st voice whispered in my ears again and I began to have a second thought.

After listening to both sides of my subconscious, I decided to put my self in the caller's shoes as the calm voice asked me the following questions;
" how would you feel if it was your dad that mistakenly sent airtime meant for you to another number and the receiver loaded it?

' My chest for don dey pain me by now, but I wee swear and lay enough curse on the wicked receiver that wee load the card meant for me,' I replied the calm voice, honestly.

You think say to get 3k dis period na child's play abi? Go theif 500 naira make dem catch you fess, na for Nairaland front page dem go tey read your story.. lol

After answering the calm voice's question, I took my decision, and that was sending the text back to the receiver, I did that within seconds and called the number to notify him that I had sentered the card back.

My people, na so oh, I called the number and he picked up immediately.

'I have sent the card back to you, hope you've gotten it,'

" yes, I have received it, I was even about to call you, thank you very much sir, my father wants to pray for you,' he said, I could feel excitement from the tone of his voice as he spoke.

' don't worry about that, send my regards to him,' I replied in a bid to end the call, no need for plenty 'thank you', as happy that atlast he appreciated.

'No baba say wants to pray for you'

' Oga, I would have loved that, but I don't have airtime'

' don't worry I'll call you back,' he said before I hanged up. ( shebi is you him that will burn card, no wahala)

He called back few minutes later and when I picked up, I heard a voice that sounded like an old man's voice.

" my pikin, thank you very much o, wetin you do make me happy wel-wel and I say I must pray for you,' he said with a shaky voice and I told him not to mention.
(for where? The baba nor gree o)

' I be royal man for one kindom inside Ogbomosho for Osun state, my pikin God go bless you, you no go ever lack money, you go be big man, you go buy plenty motor and build many houses,' he said while my 'Amen(s) flowed like a tap head with a bad valve.

' you don marry? How many children you get,' he asked while I replied in negative.

' How many years you dey?,' he asked and I added 10yrs to my age, subtracted 2 from it and mutiplied it by 2 and gAve him the result of my calculation. (Don't look at me like dat)

'Where you for dey work?,' he asked and my reply was, ' I dey find work oh, you get for me?'
(Answered his question with mine, up 9ja!) Lol

As I consult my oracle, he say your future bright wel-wel say you go big man and everybody go hear your name, you go get plenty money.

At the mention of oracle, I couldn't feel my heart beat for some seconds(shey na die be dat? Lol) i was like Jesu! Oracle? Warris all dis na, I kept the thought in my mind and I muttered my 'thank you'.

"na only you dey there?," he asked me.

'Yes, na only me dey here,' I replied with a BIG fat lie cos I was in midst of people.
( don't look at me like dat, e get why)

" see ehn, my card want to finish now, oya call me back let's finish our business,' he said and I was like 'business ke, since wen dat one start? (I thought).

Noticing so many red flags already I said, ' I would had love call him back oh but as it then, I don't have airtime but, baba nor wan hear dat one, he insisted that I should go and look for money and get airtime to call him back asap.

' thunder fire you dia, shebi na you I return 3k card for just now, you cannor call me with it abi, you go old for there,' I said in my mind before I replied him 'okay' and hanged up.

He called back some minutes later and

"why you end the call?,' he said immediately I picked up.

' ahhn ahn, oga shebi you were the one dat said your airtime was about to be exhausted? I helped you to save your airtime now and you are complaining, is your brain paining you?,' I asked him, in my mind though.

' oya go and recharge and call me back fast fast,' he said and I kept quiet searching my mind for the best reply to give him.

' dis man well so?,' I asked no one in particular.

' only you say you nor get airtime, say make I call you back, I tell you say I nor get, then you say make I go find money tey buy card and call you back, dis man are you, are you maaddd? Like seriously, are you alright?,' I wanted to reply him but kept my cool cos I felt it was to early to start my day on an angry note.

I just ended the call cos my 'para' mood was already activated and if I had replied him in that state, my network provider may had blocked my line for the perfect combination of wrong choice of words I intended to reply him.

I decided to share my encounter on my Whatsapp staus to create awareness, and I was suprised 3 people indicated they had encountered similar experience, that it is fetish/ritual stuff as I laughed it off cos I have the mindset that it is what one believes that works for them, I don't believe in such.

That if I had called him back, he could had asked me to make some incantations and so so.

That was when I asked myself,
What does he need my name for?
What does he need my marital status for?
Why does he wants to know my occupation for?



I attached pics of the text and the number of the IDIAT below (just incase)..

There's a saying in my dialect, ' eyon g'wanra, eyon gheén', which could be roughly translated to mean, ' you hear to get wise, not hear to be foolish'.


NP: Tim Godfrey ft Travis Greene_ Nara

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Damibiz(m): 9:40pm On Oct 29, 2018
Every where hard even Devil sit down de Press for hell fire nw.......dem no fit reach us nw
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by topedoski(m): 6:59am On Oct 30, 2018
So Baba want scam you?
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by ladidacanon(m): 7:47am On Oct 30, 2018
U dey try ma man bt som times ya explanation dey full board try dey cut ya explanations short and dey mk ya main tory longer than d explanations som times e dey boring to read(no hard feelings bro)..bt ya story is a bomb
Thumbs up! man
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:02am On Oct 30, 2018
Damibiz:
Every where hard even Devil sit down de Press for hell fire nw.......dem no fit reach us nw
Dem go hear word! I feel dat line from Erigga_Motivation.. cheesy
topedoski:
So Baba want scam you?
Nor mind the mugu, scam kee the IDIAT dia..
ladidacanon:
U dey try ma man bt som times ya explanation dey full board try dey cut ya explanations short and dey mk ya main tory longer than d explanations som times e dey boring to read(no hard feelings bro)..bt ya story is a bomb
Thumbs up! man
I have been yearning for honest criticism for so long and you just served me one, thumbs up bro. No bad blood, your input is duly noted. You too much!
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Damibiz(m): 10:38am On Oct 30, 2018
Motivate urself man,everyone with e mativatione..habeg
WHIZKIDEFE:
Dem go hear word! I feel dat line from Erigga_Motivation.. cheesy Nor mind the mugu, scam kee the IDIAT dia.. I have been yearning for honest criticism for so long and you just served me one, thumbs up bro. No bad blood, your input is duly noted. You too much!
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 8:43pm On Nov 01, 2018
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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:01pm On Nov 01, 2018
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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:53pm On Nov 04, 2018
Culin, I saw your mention and it got me smiling..

Thanks..

Do have a lovely week ahead.

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Culin(f): 12:00am On Nov 05, 2018
WHIZKIDEFE:
Culin, I saw your mention and it got me smiling..

Thanks..

Do have a lovely week ahead.

Uwc!
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 6:07pm On Nov 05, 2018
HBD! Tobitrueman.

My guyous guy, I wish you Lon life and Plenty Money.

May all your dreams and heart's deepest desires come true.

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Tobitrueman(m): 11:38pm On Nov 05, 2018
WHIZKIDEFE:
HBD! Tobitrueman.

My guyous guy, I wish you Lon life and Plenty Money.

May all your dreams and heart's deepest desires come true.

Thanks very much boss �

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by MichaelBlake40: 9:48am On Nov 06, 2018
Whizkidefe you try wella,started from the beginning and finally arrived here All those story for another day when you go write them?
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 8:50pm On Nov 06, 2018
MichaelBlake40:
Whizkidefe you try wella,started from the beginning and finally arrived here
All those story for another day when you go write them?
Just jot all of dem down, make you drop am here, I go dey look ur list dey write about dem dey go. cheesy

Welcome on board, bro. *thumbs-up
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by MichaelBlake40: 10:57pm On Nov 06, 2018
WHIZKIDEFE:
Just jot all of dem down, make you drop am here, I go dey look ur list dey write about dem dey go. cheesy

Welcome on board, bro. *thumbs-up
That one go hard but i go still try sha

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:21am On Nov 08, 2018
Hey babe(s),
if you are rocking BALENCIAGA, GUCCI, VERSACE and other expensive accessories and you don't have anything upstairs (ur brain), then you must be very, very, very STUPID. ( I dey shame for you)

You are the biggest FOOL ever liveth when all you can think of is posing in front of hotels and people's cars taking pics while displaying your boobs and bums that will lose their self esteem few years from now.
(Yess, Efe said so)

You think say booby and yansh na asset abi? Nor invest for you future now first, na you go dey see your mates dey dodge later-later. Kwantinue.

How can a big girl be dating a boy cos of financial benefit, are you a beggar?
(Shebi you see you life now) smh.

Now you've turned yourself to an indirect less privileged cos of money you'll be getting from him, to buy expensive things that you don't even need to impress people who don't even care if you exist.
(Your mumuness is A1)

Babe(s), I know 'all fingers are not equal', but, must you be the short one?

Don't be a parasite, a guy will be out there working, you go just sit down dey plan and strategize how you go tey wreck the poor boy life with expenses. I pity the kind of guys that get attached to your (materialistic) type though.

All you think of most times is what you can get from guys, ayam not understanding, why is your life like dat?
If you give, will you die?
(abeg change dat you beggar's mentlaity joor)

Dey sit down for front seat dey form wife first, you go soon get sense wen you discover sa bros wan marry better wife, not you.
Nor blame the bros, nobody loves a liability(you).

If you want something, work for it, there's dignity in the hustle.

While you are working, your peers may laugh at you, but, nor reason dem, just do your thing, na dem go dey famz you later wen your hustle don pay. (Shey you dey get?)

Babes(s)Before I calm down and bone dis matter, hear this,
Invest in yourself; read books,
Exercise, flat tummy issa goal you know.
Eat healthy, you are what you eat.
Take care of yourself,
Get something doing that will give you money for upkeeps,
Live within your means, your don't have to form porshe while you are camry, (shey you understand?)

Try to give, nor be only you dem go dey give, try to reciprocate it and you'll find yourself happy, have a positive attitude and ensure to be the best version of yourself daily.

If boobs, ass and sex is all you can bring the table, then you are a loser! Believe me, 100 yards husband material guys like me won't take you serious.

Get values and watch your worth increase.

Lemme stop here for now.

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by AyotossFund(m): 4:44pm On Nov 08, 2018
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As from today I don drop my crown of Ghost Mode chairman, infact I no go the office wey Ghost Readers Association Give me again, bcus this ur tori just dey sweet me for body.

More Inspiration Bro.
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 6:50pm On Nov 08, 2018
AyotossFund:
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As from today I don drop my crown of Ghost Mode chairman, infact I no go the office wey Ghost Readers Association Give me again, bcus this ur tori just dey sweet me for body.

More Inspiration Bro.

See as your comment make me wan laugh my 'liver-pull' .. cheesy .

Welcome on board bro, high star for you!

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by daviesblaze(m): 10:10am On Nov 09, 2018
WHIZKIDEFE:
Hey babe(s),
if you are rocking BALENCIAGA, GUCCI, VERSACE and other expensive accessories and you don't have anything upstairs (ur brain), then you must be very, very, very STUPID. ( I dey shame for you)

You are the biggest FOOL ever liveth when all you can think of is posing in front of hotels and people's cars taking pics while displaying your boobs and bums that will lose their self esteem few years from now.
(Yess, Efe said so)

You think say booby and yansh na asset abi? Nor invest for you future now first, na you go dey see your mates dey dodge later-later. Kwantinue.

How can a big girl be dating a boy cos of financial benefit, are you a beggar?
(Shebi you see you life now) smh.

Now you've turned yourself to an indirect less privileged cos of money you'll be getting from him, to buy expensive things that you don't even need to impress people who don't even care if you exist.
(Your mumuness is A1)

Babe(s), I know 'all fingers are not equal', but, must you be the short one?

Don't be a parasite, a guy will be out there working, you go just sit down dey plan and strategize how you go tey wreck the poor boy life with expenses. I pity the kind of guys that get attached to your (materialistic) type though.

All you think of most times is what you can get from guys, ayam not understanding, why is your life like dat?
If you give, will you die?
(abeg change dat you beggar's mentlaity joor)

Dey sit down for front seat dey form wife first, you go soon get sense wen you discover sa bros wan marry better wife, not you.
Nor blame the bros, nobody loves a liability(you).

If you want something, work for it, there's dignity in the hustle.

While you are working, your peers may laugh at you, but, nor reason dem, just do your thing, na dem go dey famz you later wen your hustle don pay. (Shey you dey get?)

Babes(s)Before I calm down and bone dis matter, hear this,
Invest in yourself; read books,
Exercise, flat tummy issa goal you know.
Eat healthy, you are what you eat.
Take care of yourself,
Get something doing that will give you money for upkeeps,
Live within your means, your don't have to form porshe while you are camry, (shey you understand?)

Try to give, nor be only you dem go dey give, try to reciprocate it and you'll find yourself happy, have a positive attitude and ensure to be the best version of yourself daily.

If boobs, ass and sex is all you can bring the table, then you are a loser! Believe me, 100 yards husband material guys like me won't take you serious.

Get values and watch your worth increase.

Lemme stop here for now.
You too much abeg
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 12:58pm On Nov 10, 2018
Hey you (reader),

Hope you doing good and enjoying the weekend, yess, I guess, dat one day. Carry on!

I know say these days updates dey wave like Glo network, it's not deliberate though, but I go stil dey try to drop one or two updates.
When they said 'to be a man is not a days job,' I thought it was a mere saying.

I just wanna give you ASSURANCE that we dey together for dis thread, ain't going nowhere, unless wen we wan pack go our permanent (web)site. grin

This update is dedicated to our repentant king- of-the-ghost-readers association, ladies and 'gentlemens', please with a clapping ovation, let's make welcome, AyotossFund and his vice, MichaelBlake40.


Continuation

The bar attendant came with a blue bullet which I emptied in seconds before I rested my head on the table beside me, waiting for the energy in me awaken by the drink.

Welcome to the club, no one cares about you, except maybe you slipped and fell, and if you are not in the company of your friends or anyone to pick you up, you might just be the center of attraction of fun lovers, except a good samaritan decides to help you up.

After 5mins that seemed like 5hours to me in that state, I found my legs and got small strenght to relocate the bar stand, 'give me Hollandia yoghurt,' I said to the the guy who attended to me.

I drank the whole chilled Hollandia yoghurt to balance my almost shayo fvcked-up self. Ayam not a science student but i knew milk has a way of reducing the effect of alcohol in the system. (@Culin, abi nor be so?) Lol.

I saw Otoski and Meekest looking around as if their future was missing and I signalled them with a wave.

'See dis yeye pikin, so na here you dey wen we dey find you since abi, somtin dey worry you wel-wel o,' Meekest fired when they got to where I was.

'Efe wetin dey happen to you na, everybody dey use eye dey find you for dat side since, we con dey worried sef, wetin dey sup?' Otoski asked while he sat down next to me.

'Ona nor go understand,make ona no vex abeg' was all I could say as I apologized for getting them worried.

'Wetin happen na, you nor fit talk again?,' Meekest gingered.

'Omo, village people almost get me down, na God save me, I for don loose guard for dis place na na,' I explained my condition.

'Efe nor be format you dey give us so? Wetin Hollandia dey do for here, abi you don con block one babe for here on code you no wan tell us,' Otoski remarked and we laughed.

' dem go check you oh,' was my reply while we laughed and went back to join the rest.

'Efe, where have you been?,' Bee asked immediately we got to our table.

'I've been to London, to see the Queen,' I gave her that line from that 'Pussy cat, pussy cat' nursery rhyme back then in nursery school, and they all laughed while her friend gave me a questioning look, I answered her with a wink and she smiled shyly and looked away.

I was singing 'thank you for saving me, thank you my Lord' in my mind when Azo stood up and left, came back some minutes later with some drinks and pushed a black bullet to my front.

I gave him that 'if I swear for you ehn' look as i smiled while Meekest and Otoski laughed out loud cos only them knew what I went through.

At about past 1am, we left the club, getting a bike was luxury at that ungodly hour and the few that were available took good advantage of the fact.

During the day, na dem (bike men) dey rush us, but on Friday nights, na clubbers dey rush dem bike men, dem go dey form boss, their price is fixed, you dare not haggle if not, dem go fire leave you to the nearest client.

While we stood there waiting for bike, Azo walked approached me, 'guy nor for my hand dis nite o, and make sure say you wear raincoat before the match start oh,' I whispered in his ear while he hitted my back playfully as a ' Spider' drove to where we were and stopped.

3 young boys came out and stood while Bee's friend approached one of them, they hugged before he held her hand and walked her away.

'Na wa o, all these G'boys nor wan hear o, see diz small boys don tear(buy) Spider, omo, dis one no be ordinary o, dem don go plus (ritual),' he complained while I laughed.

' bros, abeg leave that matter joor, na their time, make dem enjoy, abi you go follow dem suffer their suffer later?,' I asked him.

' omo, Efe, see, see, I must buy my Spider o, these small boys go just carry their Motor com intimidate me, chai, Azo you don suffer,' he said while he beated his chest.
(Azo is a car freak)

' bros, incase you wan join HK, tell me make I give you to one of my guy make he teach you work, na G-Wagon you go tear over night, 'Spider' too small,' I told him while he laughed.

' you dey craze, I tell you say na Yahoo money I wan tey buy my motor, who G help? Mtcheeeww, I nor go plus, make I GH (Get Help) first, na all of us go enta Lagos go pull the ride com, I don save the pictures for my phone' he voltaged while I laughed.


Dear Gee boy,
Why plus (do ritual) to get quick money if it won't make you to be richer than the likes of Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates and Dangote?( E nor goes well na, reason am)

If ritual money nor go fit make you buy your own private jet, wetin you gain?


To be continued.

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Damibiz(m): 9:13pm On Nov 10, 2018
Efe.....for don loss guard oh..any way,nice work man,i gat ur back
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Kvngfrosh(m): 1:38am On Nov 11, 2018
Ghost mode deactivated
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by daviesblaze(m): 1:08pm On Nov 11, 2018
Efe come update o
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 4:07pm On Nov 11, 2018
Damibiz:
Efe.....for don loss guard oh..any way,nice work man,i gat ur back
Dami 1 of Africa! Gingering spirit! After you, na you again. cheesy

Thanks, in Phyno's voice, 'yea, I know you gat my back, ibu Alobam'. *thumbs-up.

Kvngfrosh:
Ghost mode deactivated
Big man, you are highly welcome to our small E-community, if you had deactivated your 'ghost-modeship' earlier, @Ikdbabie would had served you pop corn and coke to keep your body and soul together. cheesy

It's a pleasure to have you here, amongst us.

Ehen, just incase you dont know, dem nor dey find trouble here, SARS dey around o, I know say you be sharp-frosh boy. cheesy
daviesblaze:
Efe come update o
Small David wey kill dat mumu Goliath, hwfa boss, hope say the current economy nor dey affect the size of your chest o. grin

I get high regard for you since the day I start to dey work out regularly to achieve my 'sexy Billionaire ' goals. grin

I don get to understand say getting fit na result of continous endurance of pain, no be child's play.
The motto na, No Pain, no Gain .

"Nothing good comes easy." If easy, e nor go make sense.

Make your head nor too big o, remember say you be still my bouncer o. cheesy

As for update, make we see as the go dey go first. wink

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