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|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:25pm On Jun 16, 2019|
I won’t sleep well tonight i don’t let you know that i was birthed by a lion.
Yea, he is my small god, a friend and a brother, my dad.
Although i didn’t like him that much while growing up because he never failed to give me that military drilling anytime i misbehaved up as a kid.
” A lion can never give birth to a goat” he always reminds anytime he spoils the rod of correction on me.
If you see where my dad for dey drill me then ehn, you go think say he adopt me.
Omo, at a point, his shadow and voice dey activate my ‘behave yourself’ mood, my dad presence dey put cold for my body.
I was too young to understand that my dad was trying to put me in the right path that i mistook his discipline for hatred towards me. What did i know then? A small boy that wanna be razz n go away it.. (Not in my father’s house!) Drilling wee jus end your career �
Kneel down, hands up and close your eyes, sometimes pick pin. this combination dey always reset my brain to default setting. If the offence is serious, 24 strokes of leather belt will be added to the dead combination.
How I’m still alive after those drilling is still a mystery to me. �
Aside from the drilling, my daddy get big heart oh, he never fails to spoil me with toys, clothes and new stuffs, those things do console me for the drillings.
He is too generous, when I was younger, i dey vex for am say if he use all him money tey help other people finish, which one go con remain for our upkeep and my toys. (small pikin sense)
For someone that hasn’t ever laid his hand on my mom for any reason whatsoever or shouted at her in our presence (i doff my hat). Only legends achieve that feat cos women get their own wahala.(ladies don’t look at me like dat)
As i grow up, my regard for my dad continues to increase. Now i understand all the sacrifices he made to ensure we never lacked anything. Sometimes he forfeited some things he wanted just for the happiness of his family. Remind me what selflessness means again.
Yes, my dad gave me some street OT n life lessons that guided me in the right part.
From Fela, Bob Marley, Lucky Dube, Peter Torch n co, dad influenced my love for music.
If my dad dey play blues for my mom then ehn, i go dey pray make i big fast so dat i go marry own wifey sharply and sing love songs for her too.
My dad is a living legend, my mum na small god. Their union is one of the reasons i believe that love exists. They’ve been through thick n thin 2geda, but their love game is still lit. I hope to replicate the love they showed me n my siblings to my unborn kids.
I’m proud of my dad and will ❤ him forever, he is my superman.
Happy Father’s Day! To all the real father’s worldwide, they are the real Mvps.
Now playing: Superman by Casper Nyovest
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 5:09pm On Jun 20, 2019|
TOBIllionaire , we get story to tell for front.
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|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by tu9ic3(m): 9:23am On Jun 22, 2019|
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Goalnaldo(m): 1:00pm On Jun 22, 2019|
WHIZKIDEFE:lol me self na DESPOLITE I be oh . Graj 2014 SLT.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Goalnaldo(m): 1:24pm On Jun 22, 2019|
WHIZKIDEFE:you write so well my brother
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:34am On Jun 24, 2019|
Goalnaldo:Thank you, sir..
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 12:27am On Jul 29, 2019|
In DJ Khalid's voice..... Another one! HBD to Me, Myself n I.
I wish myself long life n plenty money....plus inspiration and time to feed my E-community with updates wey go make dem dey alright.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by genius43(m): 8:51am On Jul 29, 2019|
Happy birthday bro.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 8:36pm On Aug 22, 2019|
Its been a while and i know most of you have given up on our thread already, nor be ona fault, i understand, i still want you to understand that i have a life outside here..
Now, there someone here who has always been a source of motivation both online n offline, and today seems to be her Bday.
HBD Pjewelsilva, I can't wish you anything less than the best things life has to offer, in Long Life n Plenty Money.
Now the edited version of this story is now available at our permanent site Efesblog.com , thanks.. Update loading......
Shout out to @ Meneski, Daviesblaze , Ikdbarbie, Favch, Slimynonny, Daddio, Brainyster, Cyber5, Kawo9ze, Topedoski, Ann2012, Ceecane2, Frederick555, Damibiz, Dextinate of you nor see your name, no vex abeg, you dey special too.
Below are pics attached of Pjewelsilva gingering for updates.. Do have more fruitful years ahead, Pj.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 5:24pm On Sep 25, 2019|
WHIZKIDEFE:HBD Meekest! I wish you long life n good health to enjoy your plenty fund$.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 3:54pm On Oct 09, 2019|
Omo.... E dun tey oh, see as community empty like say crisis happen here abi na draught sef. .
As e dun be like dis sha, i neva retire oh, for dis ministry give up nor join . Time is luxury these days.. I gats tidy 1 or 2 tins 2geda fess b4 person fit sit down write.
Thanks to all those that do find time to check up on me regularly, i really appreciate. Na ona be the real MVPs.. I go soon start sha, but before we continue...
Make ona use this one tey press...
It was during her matric, how i wan tey forget am..
Took an excuse from work that day, it was someone’s special day and if i nor turn up, i won’t forgive myself.
Na so i con dress finish, look myself for mirror and confirmed that God really did a good job while creating me. HE finish work for my body, no be joke �
Shout to my parents I’m a pdt. of 2 best combination �
Na so i con nice up, pef up, i feel myself… I was in that pepper dem mood b4 i stepped out and headed for the matric venue..
You know that feeling wen you kane up well guys go dey look you with bad eye while babes go dey look you dey swallow spit �
Na that mood i dey wen i stop bike, give am location, he con be tear me better bill, dat kine billing wen fit make chest pain you instantly .
I tell am say i nor be ajebo oh, so make he kam down or go ride come jejely, no time!
The bros say na small money na, say i be soft boy.. Say i no suppose pric e sef. He said it like he planted money tree in my backyard for me.�
Fine boy or not, haggling is allowed.. Na the street all of us dey and we’re all looking for the money 2geda. Make nobody come use me catch cruise cos hailing nor dey put money for person aza(account). I nor know about others sha..
After we agreed on price, i mounted the bike and we took off… Ear piece in my ear with the mad speed. The feeling was outta the world.. �
Na so, w con be like say make the journey nor stop cos the genre of music i was listening to and the speed thrill got me on a hyper mood..
We finally reach destination after about an hour. I dun com down finish, i shook hand for pocket make i pay bike man money, i nor see money, wallet nor dey. Na once Instant cold start to catch me under the hot sun o.
BMy village people must had been laughing at me when i searched all 4 pockets thrice in the space of 10 secs… E dun burst!
” my guy pay me make i dey comot na, i get business to attend,” the bikeman’s voice brought me back to reality. ‘Hei God, who i offend?,’ i thought as i was speechless.
It was just a minute o, na so the bikeman come down for bike say i dun too delay am, say make i nor play rough play with am.. Who am i to reply him without money in my pocket?..
The complete version dey our permanent site (efesblog dot com)
I hail o!
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by peterafo: 10:41pm On Oct 09, 2019|
Mr Whizkidefe u no well o since all this while no update.....wetin dey worry you self.....me I go unfollow you now now
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 5:41am On Oct 10, 2019|
peterafo:Peter, so after you deny Jesus finish, e nor do for you, you wan con dey misyan here abi..
I go forgive you sha, if not na jus order i go make and my bouncer go mend you anyhow 2secs.
Any way sha, your comment showed you didn't read the whole write up, if not, you should've seen where i stated my reason for being mia..
I for say you dey among people wey dey give 9ja problem cos you don't read to assimilate bt...... I nor go talk am.
Plenty talk nor dey full pot, do have a lovely day ahead bro..
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:20am On Oct 12, 2019|
I was tired, confused and speechless at thesame time, very wicked trio to happen to any1. My tots ran wild in different directions. You no go understand.
Bike man started shouting at me oh, say make i give am him money b4 he do me strong tin o..
I wan change am for the bros bt… i dey owe the bros him tfair na, so he get right to para..
“Bros you sure say i go jus gadge comot from house without tp,” i managed to ask but he was too angry to reason with me .
“Keep your talk for ur pocket, gimme my money make i dey roll,” he shouted back in reply. I was so embarrassed that, i nor jus fit yan again.. �
I called my host’s number several times bt it didn’t go 2ru.. my village people finally featured network to diss me.
I nor get choice na, i turned beggar for about 3mins explaining my situation to anyone i approached. Na one babe and 1 bros reacue me dat dat day sha..
After i paid the bikeman off, he con tell me say i make i stop to dey play bikemen wayo. I was about to give him a dose of my anger when my phone rang… It was Cleo, my host.
Why now?? This one na number wey i dey call since wen nor dey go oh.. My village people, God pass una!
If i was told that i would be stranded to the extent of begging total strangers for money to save myself, i sure say i for swear for the person wey talk am.
Thats how we come to the end of the most embarrassing day of my life.. �
I know say some people go look me
troway face say how fine boy wen dress fine go con dey beg dem money… some fit even reason say na temptation sef..
Bt, make i talk true, awish dem gimme options say make choose weda make ground swallow me or make i go beg for the money ehn, i for choose say make ground option oh.
Me wey no kukuma sabi beg or borrow, i dey shy die for those aspects.. I rather drink my garri in peace than beg person to gimme from their excess food oh. E get Why See finish na big sin where i come from.
See ehn, some strangers that approach you for assistance in the park or anywhere ehn, most times nor be clear eye oh.
There are some of dem that beg for fun oh.. infact, some even take am as full time job sef bt..
If you see a stranded stranger and you’re in position to help, i beg you with whatever you hold dear, pls help out..
I wish that you don’t get stranded in any situation sha. It’s not a sweet experience.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 2:34pm On Nov 05, 2019|
Tobitrueman:HBD Boss man!
The sky cried early this morning, you know why?? The angels cried when they remembered that God gave you to the earth on this same date many years ago.. (the tin pain dem!)
From a fan to a friend, a friend turned family.. I nor go yan much.. May all your dreams and heart's deepest desires come true.
We go achieve alot 2geda for life..
HBD bro, i wish you long Life n plenty money!
NP "Walk it like i talk for you".
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Tobitrueman(m): 10:20pm On Nov 05, 2019|
Thanks very much sir/boss/bro. I appreciate sir
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by LOGOBELT: 6:53am On Nov 06, 2019|
Abeg, make you change your laptop charger, its old. I need to eat, so please change your laptop charger na
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|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by odinga1of: 7:17am On Nov 06, 2019|
congratulations!!! you made front page
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by emperorblog21(m): 7:18am On Nov 06, 2019|
efe money, my niggar, padi of life oya shinr on
i say so.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by oyonu(m): 7:21am On Nov 06, 2019|
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Kindoo: 9:17am On Nov 06, 2019|
Read a story, Tell a story. Wurastories.com.ng
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by BonkoINC: 10:45am On Nov 06, 2019|
Nice one brother ..
We sef dey the otefe..
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:51am On Nov 06, 2019|
odinga1of:Front page for the second time!
Omo, e jus be like say dem dash me plenty money. Now I'm feeling like " My story just hit Front Page Of the Biggest Online Forum in Africa for the 2nd time! " (you go fear bragging rights)
Shout out to all our old and new readers, i for nor reach dis level if nor be ona.. You guys are the real Mvps!
@Tobitrueman, boss oya take the front page as your Bday gift... Ayiiiiii.
Update will continue shortly at our permanent site (efesblog .com) but, before then, expect one short story here before the day runs out..
I'll keep on Reppin Real now and always, we dey 2geda.
I hail oh!!
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:04am On Nov 06, 2019|
emperorblog21:Emperor of Nigeria, baddest and coded Millionaire.. Importer, Exporter n Entrepreneur.. Thanks bros. I greet you.
oyonu:Ll, mm, nn.
BonkoINC:Correct bros. I greet you!
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by itzzkhaliii: 3:18pm On Nov 06, 2019|
WHIZKIDEFE:Finally @ front page kudoss to the great writer
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Tejiriseth(m): 3:23pm On Nov 06, 2019|
Guy.. . This your story dope.. And you yarn many many sense inside join...
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by perry247: 12:41pm On Nov 07, 2019|
Baba your story make sense die, since I start to read am I no stop till I finish am
This story deserves to be acted upon[dem suppose use am act film cos the story make sense]
All the best baba
I don already dey enter www.efesblog.com
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 4:45am On Nov 09, 2019|
Tejiriseth:I greet you, bros. Thanks
perry247:Thanks bros, you fit see this story for Cinema for future, e dey my mind!
Na man you be!
Yampotatocarrot, i see you dey view.. Your moniker just dey make me laugh.. What inspired the name, sir?
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by perry247: 1:58pm On Nov 09, 2019|
I no even know the inspiration behind am,I just leave cos here nah anonymous e-village
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 8:21pm On Nov 13, 2019|
I greet the house oh!
I had time to write small today. Here's the short story as promised.
"Na i go do am later nai make fowl nor fit fly like other birds," na so Erigga talk am.
There's never a better time to write. Although I've been busy sha, na so i tey dey decieve myself say" i go settle down write update" for months now (nothing came out!). Village pipo jus dey look me laugh as i dey give myself hope with that excuse.
Had to shun that wicked deceptive voice whispering " you fit write later na, jus relax small" into my ears, so that i write a bit today.. I know say ona dun over wait oh, but, abeg make ona nor vex for the boy..
The kine leave wey i go, i know say if all of ona gather swear for me, na instanta e go catch me..
Wetin i do so, e reach for full community to gather me beat, but, na beg i dey, make ona nor vex, i be still ona loyal boy.
Watch your screen, short story drops by 9:00pm.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:16pm On Nov 13, 2019|
His heart is pure, he always wants to see everyone around me win and happy. The world is not fair, so he tries his best in making it a better place by putting smile on the faces of people in his own little ways. He is a true man!
Although people he trusted n cared about has taken advantage of his kindness in various ways, the broda has kept it 100 still. (story for another day)
He wasn't born with a silver spoon but, he wasn't born into penury either. His parents did their best and bits to ensure that they didn't beg for food and provided them with what they needed, not always though..
Trueman was always among the top 3 in his class all through primary school. Secondary school saw him acing A's and B's in all subjects. The boy na fine boy but, he was extremely shy. He has 2 hobbies, reading and watching movies. You'll barely find him in the company of others.
Wait fess, na only me dun observe say even subject dey dey upgrade too. From Subject to Course, you think say na beans? *lol* Some course for skul be like curse sha. ( what am i even saying sef?) Lol
Engr. Tobi, omologo! Gbayi!
If you check the dictionary for the definition of 'superhuman', you'll see Tobi's passport there as the picture illustration.
Tobitrueman is an electrical engineer by discipline, but, something made him discover a hidden talent of his, it was brokenness! I don't whoever said" the love of money of money is the root of of evil" know what brokenness is, that's the major root of evil!
I for say e nor go better for MMM, GHW, Tweakers n co, but, nothing go came out las las, your loss is someone else's gain, and verse varsa. that's how the universe is programmed(IMO).. You win some, you lose. (Inside life! )
Our broda was living fine till those ponzi people came with their wayo scam that carted away people's monies, including Tman's own.
The thing was that, being the shy but smart person that Tobi is, he nor kukuma get time to beg person for money. The bros fit win most shy person for Africa, i can bet with my life savings on that!
So when the ponzi schemes came along, a broda saw it as a lucrative venture, an avenue to secure some fortune for himself n those he'll help.
The thought of allowing your money work for you while you're alseep is the main bait that pushed most of us into these ponzis..
Any legitimate investment that promised Financial security issa goal!
The bait is the promise of getting ROI in the shortest time.. Who wouldn't want to self made overnight? Especially when it doesn't involve crime.. (suffer nor dey taya you? )
Na wetin dey blind our reality say most times, "what comes easy, won't last and what last, won't come easy."
See ehn, if MMM still repackage themaelves, come 9ja again, people go still fall put. Some people nor go mind go sell their properties tey invest.. Who nor wan tear ogbor(car/4 leg)? **lol**
Na so bros con invest all him cash for different schemes.. If i type the amount wey him lose for Twinkas ponzi scheme alone ehn, ona go beg me say make i drop him account number make ona donate money for am individually, but i nor go mention the amount but, the money big sha.. ** winks**
GHW do me(Efe) strong thing, i go yan ona my own for My Life At Despo. Anytime i think about the money and damage wey Ghw cause for me ehn, chest dey always pain..(real matter!)
If you're a student and your account has never been red and you haven't been hungry before, you better thank God for your life o cos, you dunno waz going on..
I for say life hard and head burn oh, but, i nor go talk am, you know why? Cos i be Winner! It is well, even wen we dey inside well.. It's all good! Las las we go dey alright!!
Na hunger fit make person chop winch food oh. (You wee nor understand)
Tobi nor know say him get talent for phone repair till bank account red for school n nobody reason with am, audio promises everywhere.
The bros is one highly intelligent somborry that never joked with studies. If you see where dis guy for dey jack(read) ehn, you go think say dem use book swear for am.. "Upper" dey cry for all him results.. All through his ND days, his results were always above 3point sumtin..
As man pikin enta HND, bar nor con dey come as be, broda was in sifia pains coupled with the fact that ponzi schemes haff wipe bros's source of confidence, him savings for Aza...
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by donkas: 9:45am On Nov 15, 2019|
Nice update...I dey follow up with you. Diplomatic Gifto na my course mate. Rep Mech Engr. DESPO. Congrats in advance for your HND life. .. HND na sense ooo.... Na make am be Higher National Diploma... All the best.
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