[size=14pt]Jilted Java teenager cuts off Joystick, throws it into well[/size]
By Agency Reporter, Published: Wednesday, 31 Mar 2010


Devastated by the news that his girlfriend was going to marry another man, a teenager from a village in Central Java cut off his own Joystick in a fit of despair.

Any hopes of reattaching the severed member were dashed after the 19-year-old threw the appendage into a well and it could not be found by residents of Bantasari village.

According to Indonesian newspaper, Jakarta Globe, director of Cilacap General Hospital, Dr. Sugeng Budi Susanto, said on Monday that it was extremely fortunate that medical personnel were able to save the life of the teenager, who was identified only by the initials AMD.

He arrived at the hospital last Thursday in critical condition from blood loss, Sugeng said. “It was a critical time,” he said. “Cutting off a Joystick can be fatal.”

Sugeng said that after several days in the intensive care unit, the teenager had been transferred to a standard recovery room, though he was being provided with additional security to ward off the swarm of journalists besieging the hospital.

Sugeng appealed to journalists not to bother the family given the sensitive nature of the injury.

“The patient is in shock over what he experienced,” he said. “Reporters can ask the family about this case, but do not interfere with their comfort.”

Though family members declined to comment, a source confirmed that AMD had cut of his Joystick after he discovered his girlfriend intended to marry another man.

“The sliced-off Joystick has not been found,” the source said. “Allegedly, AMD threw it into the well with the intention of committing suicide because he thought nobody would be able to save his life.”

http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art2010033113101867

. . .meanwhile, the female population increased by one.

Foolish boy.

Nawa o d guy dey craze. C as im komot special koko.

Na teenage blood.

He will wake up 2 realise what he did <wise or foolish> when he grows up.

lol

dude has some obvious mental issues

ill pray for him

Wasted lyfe! poor thing

Some people can be dumb.

Wow!

hahahaha, a man without a Joystick.

He should better hang himself.

This story clearly shows that teenagers need special attetion and care to prevent them from doing silly things.

Utter foolishness

Let me remove all knives and scissors from around my fiance, NEVER KNOW!

Why are y'all sorry for him?
He can still father but just can't Bleep.

Ode boi

He mustta been mentally ill

o boyyyyy, which levels?

Beaf:

[size=14pt]Jilted Java teenager cuts off Joystick, throws it into well[/size]
By Agency Reporter, Published: Wednesday, 31 Mar 2010


Devastated by the news that his girlfriend was going to marry another man, a teenager from a village in Central Java cut off his own Joystick in a fit of despair.

Any hopes of reattaching the severed member were dashed after the 19-year-old threw the appendage into a well and it could not be found by residents of Bantasari village.

According to Indonesian newspaper, Jakarta Globe, director of Cilacap General Hospital, Dr. Sugeng Budi Susanto, said on Monday that it was extremely fortunate that medical personnel were able to save the life of the teenager, who was identified only by the initials AMD.

He arrived at the hospital last Thursday in critical condition from blood loss, Sugeng said. “It was a critical time,” he said. “Cutting off a Joystick can be fatal.”

Sugeng said that after several days in the intensive care unit, the teenager had been transferred to a standard recovery room, though he was being provided with additional security to ward off the swarm of journalists besieging the hospital.

Sugeng appealed to journalists not to bother the family given the sensitive nature of the injury.

“The patient is in shock over what he experienced,” he said. “Reporters can ask the family about this case, but do not interfere with their comfort.”

Though family members declined to comment, a source confirmed that AMD had cut of his Joystick after he discovered his girlfriend intended to marry another man.

“The sliced-off Joystick has not been found,” the source said. “Allegedly, AMD threw it into the well with the intention of committing suicide because he thought nobody would be able to save his life.”

http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art2010033113101867

Beaf:

. . .meanwhile, the female population increased by one.

You are fond of bad news, i wonder where you dug out this one.

This sounds like one of the many lies our media houses love to feed us with.

When someone cuts off his penís, its not exactly the same as scratching your back

I doubt if anyone that cuts his penís will be able to endure the pain enough to walk down to a well, open the well and watch ballz his sail away forever!

Its all BS!

evil666:

You are fond of bad news, i wonder where you dug out this one.

If you like don't keep hold of your Dr do good, cut it off when your babe declares independence.
Rubbish, be there wailing as if you're the one affected.

Damn! Did you post the whole article again because you think others couldn't read it first time?

Beaf:

[size=14pt]Jilted Java teenager cuts off Joystick, throws it into well[/size]
By Agency Reporter, Published: Wednesday, 31 Mar 2010


Devastated by the news that his girlfriend was going to marry another man, a teenager from a village in Central Java cut off his own Joystick in a fit of despair.

Any hopes of reattaching the severed member were dashed after the 19-year-old threw the appendage into a well and it could not be found by residents of Bantasari village.

According to Indonesian newspaper, Jakarta Globe, director of Cilacap General Hospital, Dr. Sugeng Budi Susanto, said on Monday that it was extremely fortunate that medical personnel were able to save the life of the teenager, who was identified only by the initials AMD.

He arrived at the hospital last Thursday in critical condition from blood loss, Sugeng said. “It was a critical time,” he said. “Cutting off a Joystick can be fatal.”

Sugeng said that after several days in the intensive care unit, the teenager had been transferred to a standard recovery room, though he was being provided with additional security to ward off the swarm of journalists besieging the hospital.

Sugeng appealed to journalists not to bother the family given the sensitive nature of the injury.

“The patient is in shock over what he experienced,” he said. “Reporters can ask the family about this case, but do not interfere with their comfort.”

Though family members declined to comment, a source confirmed that AMD had cut of his Joystick after he discovered his girlfriend intended to marry another man.

“The sliced-off Joystick has not been found,” the source said. “Allegedly, AMD threw it into the well with the intention of committing suicide because he thought nobody would be able to save his life.”

http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art2010033113101867

is this a joke, or is it because am just from sleep?

Lol an African man would much rather chop off his rival's dik than his own. i wonder what he'll think of this act years from now when he is with someone else

queeneve:

Let me remove all knives and scissors from around my fiance, NEVER KNOW!

na xo u dey fear.

what a dumbass

now why did you tell everybody about reality101's secret?!
he only said he cut it off to justify his short comings!

Wicked Gyal! What short comings?

violent:

This sounds like one of the many lies our media houses love to feed us with.

When someone cuts off his penís, its not exactly the same as scratching your back

I doubt if anyone that cuts his penís will be able to endure the pain enough to walk down to a well, open the well and watch ballz his sail away forever!

Its all BS!

Nna eh me sef dey wonder the same thing o,except say the guy go stand for the well then cut the thing,anyhow he would cry had I known tomorrow. Maybe she left him cos his kini was very small,him come use vex cut am.

She should have made a necklace and sold it.

ok. you are angry and you cut off your penis. fine. but why u come pollute the water wey all of us dey drink for village? haba!