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Re: Lady Advises Men Who Like Assumptions When Wooing Women by Nobody: 11:19am On Dec 23, 2017
True. Toast me or let another sharp guy do the toasting. No time for slow guys abeg
Re: Lady Advises Men Who Like Assumptions When Wooing Women by tuna4servi(m): 11:19am On Dec 23, 2017
Ok
Re: Lady Advises Men Who Like Assumptions When Wooing Women by kenzysmith(m): 11:20am On Dec 23, 2017
Non be same eye they use take share eba they use take dey share meat o

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Re: Lady Advises Men Who Like Assumptions When Wooing Women by Trustme2(m): 11:21am On Dec 23, 2017
AmAlbert:
Bikozienu which one come be Egg and swimmers

Please help à bruh out
Her eggs and your sperm. Oya pay for the enlightenment grin
Re: Lady Advises Men Who Like Assumptions When Wooing Women by Nobody: 11:21am On Dec 23, 2017
Saintsammurai:
That is the normal mentality of the average Nigerian Lady that will somehow give herself up for money.

this mentality is however caused by poverty..

Ladies coming from poor homes, often agrees to date guys or have sex because of money..

They are unrepentant cheaters..

White ladies and ladies from rich homes, however want guys or agree to date guys that makes them feel like the Queen they are..

They want you to be romantic, say those sweet words, they want to see you tell them, you will die for them, they want guys that can sacrifice for them..

But the average Nigeria lady wants you to just show them the money.

Looks like you are senile or lost ability to comprehend if you can at least still read!

The girl is not talking of money!!

Not everybody is used to oloshos like you

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Re: Lady Advises Men Who Like Assumptions When Wooing Women by mistik(f): 11:23am On Dec 23, 2017
OfficialAwol:
I learnt long ago to stop asking a girl if she has a boyfriend.

And 2017 was all about the girls falling in....

Please 2018 come with the money, I'm done with girls I've had enough.
What if I tell you that for each of those girls you slept with, a part of your Chakra or u may say grace of success was left behind

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Re: Lady Advises Men Who Like Assumptions When Wooing Women by JONNYSPUTE(m): 11:23am On Dec 23, 2017
Felixalex:
No be lie, I used to be scared of walking up to ladies for the fear of embarrassment....

Until one night, I was high so wih the confidence of being high, I saw one babe with big ngwongwo for her back, I just met her without any complements and said "give me ur number" grin she got scared, she was still trying to understand if I was normal, I opened my dialer for her and gave her, she typed the number herself and said "please can I go now?" cheesy grin grin I said "don't u have a name? Save d number with ur name" and she did.... Later that night I texted her apologizing for being rude, explained it was because of d influence of alcohol, after some days we were already smashing cheesy cheesy cheesy

Since then if I see any babe wey I like, I go just activate Pseudo-Highness Mode walk up to her...
. Hahahahah. You re very funny but some days re like that sha.

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Re: Lady Advises Men Who Like Assumptions When Wooing Women by AmAlbert(m): 11:23am On Dec 23, 2017
Trustme2:

Her eggs and your sperm. Oya pay for the enlightenment grin
You too much joor

I don shift oya come sidon follow me sip this my dogonyaro and aki awusa together with alligator pepper and kulikuli..

Make you follow me see say na 2019 January be Dis
Re: Lady Advises Men Who Like Assumptions When Wooing Women by Tmalik09(m): 11:24am On Dec 23, 2017
Thats her opinion alone,bt babe check ur brain box are u sure u are OK.
Re: Lady Advises Men Who Like Assumptions When Wooing Women by Nobody: 11:24am On Dec 23, 2017
Honestly sometimes it's just annoying. Go straight to the point and ask for my number. Not asking all these questions like I'm in an interview.

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Re: Lady Advises Men Who Like Assumptions When Wooing Women by mediclife1987(m): 11:25am On Dec 23, 2017
JamieNaij:
A Nigerian Lady, Eketi Edima Ette has given a priceless advice to men for free this Christmas.

She apparently wants them to stop beating around the bush when wooing ladies and go straight to the point.

You know why: "Time is going for his swimmers and her eggs".


NEWS VIA: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/12/nigeria-lady-shares-h.html


Unfortunately her eggs are the endangered ones here, swimmers biologically continue swimming for as long as blood continue running through them.

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Re: Lady Advises Men Who Like Assumptions When Wooing Women by blowjob: 11:25am On Dec 23, 2017
JamieNaij:
A Nigerian Lady, Eketi Edima Ette has given a priceless advice to men for free this Christmas.

She apparently wants them to stop beating around the bush when wooing ladies and go straight to the point.

You know why: "Time is going for his swimmers and her eggs".


NEWS VIA: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/12/nigeria-lady-shares-h.html

I JUST LUV DIS EKETE GIRLS,DEM DEY REASONS LIKE WHITE GIRLS,I JUST LUV DEM,WATIN DIS LADYS DO WITH MY ROD,THE LAST TIME ,I VISIT,NA ONLY GOD,KNOW,AND I THANK HIM,I CAME OUT VICTORIOUS... grin
Re: Lady Advises Men Who Like Assumptions When Wooing Women by Nobody: 11:29am On Dec 23, 2017
Safiaaa:
Honestly sometimes it's just annoying. Go straight to the point and ask for my number. Not asking all these questions like I'm in an interview.


Interesting....
Re: Lady Advises Men Who Like Assumptions When Wooing Women by Nobody: 11:30am On Dec 23, 2017
Tweetysparkles:
i suppose you babe, let them hit the nail on the head grin at times when they talk much , dey just over talk and you just feel they are piece of trash undecided
Suppose or support?
Re: Lady Advises Men Who Like Assumptions When Wooing Women by OfficialAwol(m): 11:33am On Dec 23, 2017
mistik:
What if I tell you that for each of those girls you slept with, a part of your Chakra or u may say grace of success was left behind

Please tell me more...

I'm really sceptical about things such as this submission of yours, but this year has been like someone tilling a rock. Nothing moved despite intimidating potentials that make people stay in awe of me. But then I keep staying stagnant and nothing I've tried progressed.

Most especially I am suspicious of my girlfriend if she's of the spirits.

Talk to me.
Re: Lady Advises Men Who Like Assumptions When Wooing Women by LadyMarionette(f): 11:41am On Dec 23, 2017
undecided I'm gonna state an unpopular point: some people are just trying to be nice with the compliments they give; they're not trying to toast you and, therefore, aren't beating about the bush. If you like the guy, please toast him and clear your doubts. Time is going for those eggs and swimmers.

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Re: Lady Advises Men Who Like Assumptions When Wooing Women by sandrahnaub(f): 11:41am On Dec 23, 2017
I be like "baba you are talking to much hit the damn nail on the head" grin
Re: Lady Advises Men Who Like Assumptions When Wooing Women by sogud(m): 11:42am On Dec 23, 2017
JamieNaij:
A Nigerian Lady, Eketi Edima Ette has given a priceless advice to men for free this Christmas.

She apparently wants them to stop beating around the bush when wooing ladies and go straight to the point.

You know why: "Time is going for his swimmers and her eggs".


NEWS VIA: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/12/nigeria-lady-shares-h.html


is it ur assumption
Re: Lady Advises Men Who Like Assumptions When Wooing Women by israelmao(m): 11:45am On Dec 23, 2017
Ladies love nice opening like:"Good evening Angel,I'm Israelmao,you just took my breath away.Can I meet you?Then other things follow...You can just pounce on them like that, different situations determine the approach.

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Re: Lady Advises Men Who Like Assumptions When Wooing Women by lovethchioma(f): 11:53am On Dec 23, 2017
OfficialAwol:


Please tell me more...

I'm really sceptical about things such as this submission of yours, but this year has been like someone tilling a rock. Nothing moved despite intimidating potentials that make people stay in awe of me. But then I keep staying stagnant and nothing I've tried progressed.

Most especially I am suspicious of my girlfriend if she's of the spirits.

Talk to me.
You weren't talking to me but I'll like to come in here.
your gf has nothing to do with your stagnation.. please don't put the blame on nobody.
However I'll advice that you keep working hard and praying to the God you believe in.. things will someday click for you.
But if you still feel your case is spiritual then you need to pray earnestly to your God and get delivered.

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Re: Lady Advises Men Who Like Assumptions When Wooing Women by correctguy101(m): 12:01pm On Dec 23, 2017
OfficialAwol:
I learnt long ago to stop asking a girl if she has a boyfriend.

And 2017 was all about the girls falling in....

Please 2018 come with the money, I'm done with girls I've had enough.

Liar.... grin

You better delete all their numbers and deposit your propeller with GTB before I go believe you. tongue
Re: Lady Advises Men Who Like Assumptions When Wooing Women by biggy26: 12:02pm On Dec 23, 2017
Tweetysparkles:
i suppose you babe, let them hit the nail on the head grin at times when they talk much , dey just over talk and you just feel they are piece of trash undecided
Abeg, tell us, what will you like to hear from a guy on first approach that will hit it for u? Help Ur brothers.
Re: Lady Advises Men Who Like Assumptions When Wooing Women by BeeBeeOoh(m): 12:03pm On Dec 23, 2017
Felixalex:
No be lie, I used to be scared of walking up to ladies for the fear of embarrassment....

Until one night, I was high so wih the confidence of being high, I saw one babe with big ngwongwo for her back, I just met her without any complements and said "give me ur number" grin she got scared, she was still trying to understand if I was normal, I opened my dialer for her and gave her, she typed the number herself and said "please can I go now?" cheesy grin grin I said "don't u have a name? Save d number with ur name" and she did.... Later that night I texted her apologizing for being rude, explained it was because of d influence of alcohol, after some days we were already smashing cheesy cheesy cheesy

Since then if I see any babe wey I like, I go just activate Pseudo-Highness Mode walk up to her...
u no well at all I swear cheesy

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Re: Lady Advises Men Who Like Assumptions When Wooing Women by habsydiamond(m): 12:16pm On Dec 23, 2017
Tell them to stop playing hard to get like Indian film...wey dem go sing for 2hours inside 3hours film....tell dem ooo

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Re: Lady Advises Men Who Like Assumptions When Wooing Women by Ogaonos(m): 12:16pm On Dec 23, 2017
LionDeLeo:
Hmmm.

She no want hear story, go straight to the point.

But what she doesn't seem to understand is that all join, is part of the toasting.

Or he shouldn't comfirm your marital status again? Do you want him to start toasting a married lady? You don't want him to praise you?
any guy who follow dis lady luv advice na one chance u go enta.practice her advise nd u becum d tompolo of friendzone.even she wer dey advice hav friendzone a guy who did wat she saying.no lady wil tel u d truth mak guys no tak adv.of dem.is all a game
Re: Lady Advises Men Who Like Assumptions When Wooing Women by Omuneizzy6(m): 12:22pm On Dec 23, 2017
ok any girl here? I love you, talk your own.....
Re: Lady Advises Men Who Like Assumptions When Wooing Women by 360command: 12:24pm On Dec 23, 2017
This girl does not know that time goes for my swimmers at 50 but time goes for her eggs at 35...
Re: Lady Advises Men Who Like Assumptions When Wooing Women by mighty2: 12:27pm On Dec 23, 2017
no problem.i will try to adjust sha
Re: Lady Advises Men Who Like Assumptions When Wooing Women by muller101(m): 12:29pm On Dec 23, 2017
Felixalex:
No be lie, I used to be scared of walking up to ladies for the fear of embarrassment....

Until one night, I was high so wih the confidence of being high, I saw one babe with big ngwongwo for her back, I just met her without any complements and said "give me ur number" grin she got scared, she was still trying to understand if I was normal, I opened my dialer for her and gave her, she typed the number herself and said "please can I go now?" cheesy grin grin I said "don't u have a name? Save d number with ur name" and she did.... Later that night I texted her apologizing for being rude, explained it was because of d influence of alcohol, after some days we were already smashing cheesy cheesy cheesy

Since then if I see any babe wey I like, I go just activate Pseudo-Highness Mode walk up to her...
the day e go fail u eh.

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Re: Lady Advises Men Who Like Assumptions When Wooing Women by McBrooklyn(m): 12:30pm On Dec 23, 2017
Felixalex:
No be lie, I used to be scared of walking up to ladies for the fear of embarrassment....

Until one night, I was high so wih the confidence of being high, I saw one babe with big ngwongwo for her back, I just met her without any complements and said "give me ur number" grin she got scared, she was still trying to understand if I was normal, I opened my dialer for her and gave her, she typed the number herself and said "please can I go now?" cheesy grin grin I said "don't u have a name? Save d number with ur name" and she did.... Later that night I texted her apologizing for being rude, explained it was because of d influence of alcohol, after some days we were already smashing cheesy cheesy cheesy

Since then if I see any babe wey I like, I go just activate Pseudo-Highness Mode walk up to her...

Badt guy... grin grin

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Re: Lady Advises Men Who Like Assumptions When Wooing Women by 360command: 12:31pm On Dec 23, 2017
jamariwolf:
True. Toast me or let another sharp guy do the toasting. No time for slow guys abeg
is about toasting you now or is about the money?

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