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All Nigerian Women Are Witches by VeekeeO(f): 5:49pm On Dec 25, 2017
Just today, Christmas day. I was at home, when my neighbors started fighting. My amebo nature carried me to where I'd hear enough details.
They were fighting because the man did not make enough money this year to flex as he used to when he was still a bachelor and he called his wife a witch. That since he married her, money has stopped coming in

That got me thinking. In Nigerian home, if anything goes wrong, the woman is called a witch

If she doesn't give birth, if she has only girls, if her husband falls sick, if he loses his job, if her in-law dies

If that be the case, then every Nigerian lady is a witch.
Re: All Nigerian Women Are Witches by ClitoPen: 10:50pm On Dec 25, 2017
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Re: All Nigerian Women Are Witches by stinkmeaner: 11:13pm On Dec 25, 2017
I'm on syrup,painkillers,cigarette, weed, Hennessy.....I'm on everything cry cry
Re: All Nigerian Women Are Witches by Alonso91(m): 11:15pm On Dec 25, 2017
You say what?
Re: All Nigerian Women Are Witches by geolabious(m): 5:17am On Dec 26, 2017
including your mother
Re: All Nigerian Women Are Witches by VeekeeO(f): 8:45am On Dec 26, 2017
geolabious:
including your mother
Oga read the context well before showing off your illiteracy. Thanks

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Re: All Nigerian Women Are Witches by Nobody: 10:12am On Dec 26, 2017
Suffer me not a witch.. cheesy.
Re: All Nigerian Women Are Witches by boliswitpassprik(m): 12:34pm On Dec 26, 2017
VeekeeO:
Just today, Christmas day. I was at home, when my neighbors started fighting. My amebo nature carried me to where I'd hear enough details.
They were fighting because the man did not make enough money this year to flex as he used to when he was still a bachelor and he called his wife a witch. That since he married her, money has stopped coming in

That got me thinking. In Nigerian home, if anything goes wrong, the woman is called a witch

If she doesn't give birth, if she has only girls, if her husband falls sick, if he loses his job, if her in-law dies

If that be the case, then every Nigerian lady is a witch.


your mother is a witch! shocked
Re: All Nigerian Women Are Witches by abduljabbar4(m): 12:41pm On Dec 26, 2017
geolabious:
including your mother
If i insult this one now one olodo mod will ban me. Cant you read?

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Re: All Nigerian Women Are Witches by Macgreat(m): 12:48pm On Dec 26, 2017
grin

Define Witchcraft.
Re: All Nigerian Women Are Witches by BabbanBura(m): 12:59pm On Dec 26, 2017
VeekeeO:
Just today, Christmas day. I was at home, when my neighbors started fighting. My amebo nature carried me to where I'd hear enough details.
They were fighting because the man did not make enough money this year to flex as he used to when he was still a bachelor and he called his wife a witch. That since he married her, money has stopped coming in

That got me thinking. In Nigerian home, if anything goes wrong, the woman is called a witch

If she doesn't give birth, if she has only girls, if her husband falls sick, if he loses his job, if her in-law dies

If that be the case, then every Nigerian lady is a witch.

Kai, wannan yarinyan u sabi knowledge well well wallahi. All Ladies wallahi i witch true true. me know one ny name Ibkkk
Re: All Nigerian Women Are Witches by VeekeeO(f): 1:10pm On Dec 26, 2017
boliswitpassprik:



your mother is a witch! shocked
in the context which I write, yeah And even Your Own mother

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Re: All Nigerian Women Are Witches by boliswitpassprik(m): 1:17pm On Dec 26, 2017
VeekeeO:
in the context which I write, yeah And even Your Own mother

No,my mother is not a witch... but Your mother is a witch.

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Re: All Nigerian Women Are Witches by ibkkk(f): 6:21pm On Dec 26, 2017
BabbanBura:


Kai, wannan yarinyan u sabi knowledge well well wallahi. All Ladies wallahi i witch true true. me know one ny name Ibkkk
shocked
Re: All Nigerian Women Are Witches by julietkcee(f): 8:06pm On Dec 26, 2017
On point sweerie....!
Re: All Nigerian Women Are Witches by roarik(f): 8:08pm On Dec 26, 2017
lmao
Re: All Nigerian Women Are Witches by makydebbie(f): 8:13pm On Dec 26, 2017
VeekeeO:
Oga read the context well before showing off your illiteracy. Thanks
My dear, that's how most of them are. Not only that they cant stress their brain a little to read, comprehending the message you're trying to send is a bigger problem.
Re: All Nigerian Women Are Witches by Nobody: 8:28pm On Dec 26, 2017
If A Lady Is Very Beautiful, I Consider Her A Witch... You Suddenly Make Guys Stalk Your Profile, everyday you Get New "Likes" on Your Picture... This Is Pure Witchcraft...

Queensekxy

Sinaj

Lalas247

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Re: All Nigerian Women Are Witches by jesusdiedLOL(m): 9:02pm On Dec 26, 2017
Purebeerry:
Suffer me not a witch.. cheesy.
Why do you always type rubbish? undecided
Re: All Nigerian Women Are Witches by Nobody: 9:08pm On Dec 26, 2017
jesusdiedLOL:
Why do you always type rubbish? undecided
Iz it your rubbish? oya come and be going..
Re: All Nigerian Women Are Witches by jesusdiedLOL(m): 9:12pm On Dec 26, 2017
Purebeerry:
Iz it your rubbish? oya come and be going..
small sense you no get undecided
Re: All Nigerian Women Are Witches by Lalas247(f): 4:35pm On Dec 27, 2017
DeadRat:
If A Lady Is Very Beautiful, I Consider Her A Witch... You Suddenly Make Guys Stalk Your Profile, everyday you Get New "Likes" on Your Picture... This Is Pure Witchcraft...

Queensekxy

Sinaj

Lalas247

Well on this NL I have been called witch, winch , winsh, Aje buruku, obgbanje , Mami water ..... nothing wey I no go see for this Nl sha grin
So are you saying it’s their way of saying God damn Fuking BEAUTIFUL grin
Re: All Nigerian Women Are Witches by Nobody: 5:00pm On Dec 27, 2017
Lalas247:

Well on this NL I have been called witch, winch , winsh, Aje buruku, obgbanje , Mami water ..... nothing wey I no go see for this Nl sha grin
So are you saying it’s their way of saying God damn Fuking BEAUTIFUL grin
yea thats What Happens When They Dont Want To Say You Are Fuckin Beautiful wink
Re: All Nigerian Women Are Witches by Lalas247(f): 5:13pm On Dec 27, 2017
DeadRat:
yea thats What Happens When They Dont Want To Say You Are Fuckin Beautiful wink

I get something for you on friday remind me
Re: All Nigerian Women Are Witches by Nobody: 5:26pm On Dec 27, 2017
Lalas247:


I get something for you on friday remind me
Really? I Dont forget Something Like That... grin
Email, right?

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Re: All Nigerian Women Are Witches by Nobody: 5:27pm On Dec 27, 2017
grin grin grin
Re: All Nigerian Women Are Witches by Nobody: 5:29pm On Dec 27, 2017
shocked
Re: All Nigerian Women Are Witches by Nobody: 8:10am On Dec 29, 2017
Lalas247:

I get something for you on friday remind me
Thank God Its Friday...
Happy Friday Lalas grin

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Re: All Nigerian Women Are Witches by Lalas247(f): 8:49am On Dec 30, 2017
DeadRat:
Thank God Its Friday...

Happy Friday Lalas grin
yim me ur number lol can't find it
Re: All Nigerian Women Are Witches by Nobody: 9:04am On Dec 30, 2017
Lalas247:
yim me ur number lol can't find it
Good Morning! Just Did
Re: All Nigerian Women Are Witches by JONNYSPUTE(m): 9:05am On Dec 30, 2017
VeekeeO:
Just today, Christmas day. I was at home, when my neighbors started fighting. My amebo nature carried me to where I'd hear enough details.
They were fighting because the man did not make enough money this year to flex as he used to when he was still a bachelor and he called his wife a witch. That since he married her, money has stopped coming in

That got me thinking. In Nigerian home, if anything goes wrong, the woman is called a witch

If she doesn't give birth, if she has only girls, if her husband falls sick, if he loses his job, if her in-law dies

If that be the case, then every Nigerian lady is a witch.
.Hmmmm
Re: All Nigerian Women Are Witches by JONNYSPUTE(m): 9:07am On Dec 30, 2017
VeekeeO:
Just today, Christmas day. I was at home, when my neighbors started fighting. My amebo nature carried me to where I'd hear enough details.
They were fighting because the man did not make enough money this year to flex as he used to when he was still a bachelor and he called his wife a witch. That since he married her, money has stopped coming in

That got me thinking. In Nigerian home, if anything goes wrong, the woman is called a witch

If she doesn't give birth, if she has only girls, if her husband falls sick, if he loses his job, if her in-law dies

If that be the case, then every Nigerian lady is a witch.
. You are on point.The African mentality is at play here,hence whenever things go wrong it is attributed to a witch. So don't be surprise that it also happens in marriages and r/ships. But have you asked urself why is it that the men folks are the ones calling that to the female folk?. Let's I forget,don't be angry with the bashing u got from some people here,this forum is full of dullards who can't read and comprehend a simple ideology before commenting.

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