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|Tales Of A College Boy by crazymerv: 9:05am On Jan 04, 2018|
*TALES OF A COLLEGE BOY BY _CRAZY__MERV*
_*So*_ I decided to visit my guy and I enter his room,I see a 32inch TV ,a fridge,big gen and some dollar bills on the floor,and I smell something nice coming from the kitchen - a student. Now I know his parents can't afford all that cause we grew up together. So I ask him how he got all those things. He showed me his system and I see him talking to white guys, I realize that he's into gee, I mean,he's a yahoo boy
_*So*_ I wondered, if he didn't tell me I wouldn't have known, cause he never talked about anything like that and he said his was pure luck, he didn't have to go anywhere or see anyone and I wouldn't have judged him. He was Okay, eating good food while I was stuck with indomie and garri. Now, my morals won't let me go into that kind of stuff but this situation really makes you question your morals. I remembered my dads word *don't do what I won't* . He told me to stay and relax, gave me the remote to his GOtv , man I was comfortable. It felt like home............. then this really pretty girl walked out of his kitchen. I had seen her about twice on campus and heaven knows I liked her,a lot. She walked over to him, kissed him and said food was ready,he asked me if I'd like to eat. Hunger was singing mans not hot in my stomach but because of the lady I acted like I wasn't hungry but luckily for me, he insisted. She brought out one big Eba like this with egusi soup and plenty meat inside. My inner god was dancing like crazy. I have seen food for the day.
_*While*_ eating, I thought to myself.......this guy's living my dream life with my dream girl in my dream room and he got all these from staying up on his system defrauding guys. I made up my mind to follow in his footsteps and I couldn't wait to finish eating so I'll ask him to show me the way. The food was turnt. I had to resist licking the plate,and I made sure to look down while eating cos I didn't want eye contact with his girl. Damn! She was fine. We finished eating but while eating, I noticed his girl was uncomfortable. At first I thought it was me but with her body language I knew it wasn't me,she was Hot,she cleared the table and went to shower. I knew I had to talk fast so as not to inconvenience them. He seemed a little distracted too while eating. A quick glance downward and I saw he was hard. He tried to hide it but I knew I had to act fast before things got ugly.
So I told him I wanted in and that I was ready to do anything to live the way he was living. He was happy. He said he had been looking for a partner to help in one big plan he had to scam a Nigerian lady of about 20mil. I thought about all the good I could do with 20mil,how I'd support my parents at home and even upgrade from my indomie and garri. I promised him I'll come back for details on how to carry it out and I ran away cause his babe came out of the bathroom and the way she looked at me eh I was even scared. I guess in her mind she was like _"ah,this foolish boy is still here o,he wants konji to kill me"_
If u know you know.
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|Re: Tales Of A College Boy by jide219(m): 12:23pm On Jan 04, 2018|
Am glued already
|Re: Tales Of A College Boy by phlimsy911: 12:25pm On Jan 04, 2018|
Just continue sir
|Re: Tales Of A College Boy by crazymerv: 3:02pm On Jan 04, 2018|
jide219:this evening sir
|Re: Tales Of A College Boy by crazymerv: 3:03pm On Jan 04, 2018|
phlimsy911:this evening sir
|Re: Tales Of A College Boy by phlimsy911: 12:06am On Jan 05, 2018|
Na morning we dey sir
|Re: Tales Of A College Boy by Dimay(m): 10:40am On Jan 05, 2018|
Na dis kind story i dey lyk,abeg am knew here
|Re: Tales Of A College Boy by crazymerv: 7:09pm On Jan 05, 2018|
*TALES OF A COLLEGE BOY BY CRAZY_MERV*
*He* gave me 2k for tp,I was like _"see emezu o, that used to beg from me giving me 2k for only tp"_ ,I was determined to get the bag,secure it and if possible buy certificate and leave school,I hated school eh. I took a bike for the first time in months to my lodge,when I got there you needed to see hailing from my lodge boys," ahh Damian,u enter bike",it was as funny as it was embarrassing. By the time I settled in my room my inner god reminded me of my dads word *don't do what I won't* but another voice in d corner said _"guy do u want to enter 200 level broke"immediately_ , prince entered And that voice in the corner started laughing.
*That* voice in the corner was laughing because prince was the last person my inner god needed at the moment,I narrated my ordeal to prince but I didn't state that it was emezu because prince knew him and I dint want him to shorten my ration if I decided to go through with it. He slapped me on the head twice and asked me for the guys contact if I wasn't serious,my inner god was raining curses on prince and his generations when luckily for him my gf Amaka walked in,that voice in the corner stopped laughing and started crying because he knew things were about to Change
*Amaka* was fair,short,not too short but just Ok for me,she was in economics department in my school,I got her number from a friend, chatted her up,and we jes clicked,tho we argue a lot due to this her psychologist way of reasoning but I love her so much and my heart warms weneva I c her. Immediately she walked in,I went straight to her and gave her a hug,a tight hug,she was surprised cuz am a terrible romantic. While hugging her,I saw prince relaxing o,on my bed,in my mind,I was like _"is this one mad,he's seeing my babe here and he's relaxing"_ I gave him signal to cut out sharp sharp,I think that voice in the corner went with him too. Amaka pushed back when she heard the door open and told prince goodbye den turned to me and asked me what was wrong,I told her that I was in a bit of a dilemma and I needed her help, rather her opinion. Now I and amaka were as much as friends as we were in love,I told her everything, well not everything o,i dint tell her bout my ordeal with bethel,but you know some things gotta stay secret man. Now Amaka on her part was from an Ok family,not too rich but comfortable and she had been really supportive financially in the past, it still shocked me how she was still with me despite the fact that I couldn't provide for any of her needs,it made me rethink about my _"all girls date for money"_ idea. She was really God sent to me.
*I* told her the outcome of my outing that day and she told me not to rush into anything, that I should give it time. Now one of the tins that made me like Amaka more was that she wasn't church minded all the time,she had an Ok relationship with God but she dint let everything around her revolve around God,she was very reasonable. After talking, she kissed me,man it was a good kiss,she tasted so good,then she went into the kitchen to prepare rice with foodstuffs she brought, u c y I cnt do without her,I laid on my bed admiring her as she cooked,after eating, I just shifted the plate to one corner with my leg and went straight for her lips,she reciprocated with as much passion as I,now my inner god was all smiles.
|Re: Tales Of A College Boy by crazymerv: 6:48am On Jan 08, 2018|
*TALES OF A COLLEGE BOY BY CRAZY_MERV*
*Today* was those kind of those you wished school was never invented, I had just returned from lectures,I left home by 7:30 in d morning hoping I'll get a good seat but when I got to class, see people,as if some of dem slept dere, cause I saw one boy brushing his teeth in front of the hall. The lectures held, 2 courses from 8-12 ,I wanted to cry, worst of all one girl with beards now carried herself from wherever to come and sit beside me,she even had hair on her cleavages, Jesus!! If I tell you I heard what d man was even teaching dats a big lie,I jes kept on looking d other way so I won't c dat rubbish on dat girls chest, finally finally o,the lecture ended, that girl was busy asking me "did you hear this one,did you hear dat one" me I was busy thinking "dnt u see u ave hair on ur boobs,and u nw mumu open cleavage,nawa o".I rushed home cause hunger was dealing with me, luckily for me my roommate was still in school,I liked my privacy. The sun was hot,and d road was empty as everyone were in their various classes, I got home and dropped my bag and went to buy sugar to drink garri with okpa I bought in the morning. As I came out of my lodge gate,I saw about 3 guys sitting at the corner,immediately my inner god told me " guy move fast" as I turned to run sort of,One of the guys just sed "Heys you,come on stop dere" normally I wanted to run but that voice in the corner said"since they are in front of ur lodge,if u run nw dey may meet u another day and it may be worse" so I stopped and turned to then,one of them now said "so Jew man like you so no fit observe mens abi" another said "no,leave am,e be like say eim wan die 4 dis skul" . I wanted to take off like dat but I looked around and the road was empty, my inner god told me "if u run and dey catch u,guy ur own don finish" if it was one person we could have killed ourself dere but dey were 3 .I started begging, "chairman no vex,na hunger cause am" one of dem nw sed "na only u dey H for dis skul,oya show men love" me dat was with 200 i wanted to use to buy garri and sugar to eat,I told him I dnt have any money,one of the jes stood up and almost slapped me,he said "do u know who we are,we are baggars we are not beggars" before I could even talk,they were searching me,I just tank God I left my phone at home, as they were obtaining me o,nobody passed,as if devil plan me that day. After taking my only 200 naira,one of them now sed "guy smile,I do you bad,smile na" the other one sed "na community service u dey do"the last one dint even say anitin he was just laughing throughout. They told me to go and I should not look back,I dint want to enter my lodge so dey won't follow me and know my room number,so I walked like mumu till I got to school and just sat down in one corner,I wanted to cry,it was painful eh. When I said devil planed me I wasn't joking,one guy just walked up to me And asked me what d problem was, I just tld him what happened ,he gave me 200 and asked me if I want to get back at them,I was angry eh,I said yes na,he said dat I should join his boat, I understood him sharp sharp, I told him no,dat I don't want, dis guy asked for his money back o,and started insulting me sef and was laughing at me, even if I dint want to join,the thought of joining crossed my mind so I'll deal with dat guy. That day was sad for me but na school tins na,e dey happen.
|Re: Tales Of A College Boy by phlimsy911: 7:23am On Jan 08, 2018|
Baba no join o
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|Re: Tales Of A College Boy by crazymerv: 8:36pm On Jan 10, 2018|
*TALES OF A COLLEGE BOY BY CRAZY_MERV*
It was evening and my roommate traveled,I wasn't close wit a lot of girls in my lodge, but I had 2 roommates that I vibed with well,that evening i was in their room and one of them offered to sleep in my room that night,now we were really close so I dint tink bout anitin but that voice in the corner could not Wait for nyt. About 9pm she was in my room, she had her bathe den laid on d bed and we were Gisting. Next tin,she sed "damian dare me that I cannot remove my clothe",now the room was pitch black, trust that voice in the corner,"guy dare her, guy dare her", well I dared her,like joke like joke,she took of her gown,I wasn't sure so I touched her stomach,made my way up to her breast And I removed my hand immediately, she was laughing,my inner god was shouting all sorts of name"Delilahs sister,potiphars wife sister",that voice in the corner was jumping in happiness. She laid like dat for a while den asked me " is anything wrong " I said "no,am tinkin bout some tins" after bout 2mins I made up my mind, I thought to myself "its not bad to try new things, at least I don't know if Amaka was bleeping guys 4 money since I can't provide for her" so I started kissing her from her navel up to her cleavages,all the while something felt off,my inner god was furious, crying, begging me to stop,I Jes tucked him away. All through our rubbish, I dint kiss her,I took kissing very seriously, my lips was meant for only Amaka(weird ryt?). She turned me over and started kissing my navel,licking, up to my chest, den made her way down again,
She was about taking my boxers off wen I heard a knock on my door,I wanted to ignore it but I noticed I was drifting away. I opened my eye,Jesus!! It was a dream, that foolish person was still knocking, I looked for a clothe to cover my erection, as I opened d door It was nw one stupid boy that missed road,I wanted to cry eh. On one part I was happy I hadn't cheated on Amaka yet. I jes called Amaka to come ...yunno na. Amaka came with her friend cynthia, she was fyn asf ,my inner god was wondering "is this Amaka mad, you dunno Damian ,u brought dis girl" Amaka gave me a big kiss and sat on my waist, I couldn't concentrate,i was thinking of wat Cynthia did to me the other day in her class. I was sitting under a tree listening to Lil pump's Gucci gang when I felt someone tap me from behind, I looked up and saw it was her,you know I was seated so I couldn't help staring at her breast,man they were jes d right size for me, she asked if I was doing anitin and I sed "am waiting 4 my class in 30mins time" then she said "please come and stay wit me for a while in my class,its usually boring" as a gentle man I said ok. She was late so we went to d back,towards d wall. After about 10mins,she started rubbish my laps,tried to open my zip,I held her hand,looked around, no one was watching, then I looked at her,she was all smiles. She continued ,I was hard already, my inner god was too surprised to say anitin. I don't know if she dropped her pen purposely or not but next tin I knew she was under d table,her face was close to my d**k ,she stared opening my zip,looked up and smiled,I was sweating like a he goat,den she...
|Re: Tales Of A College Boy by RichBright: 1:38pm On Jan 13, 2018|
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|Re: Tales Of A College Boy by crazymerv: 1:32pm On Jan 17, 2018|
*TALES OF A COLLEGE BOY BY CRAZY_MERV*
"Damian ,Damian" I was brought back to reality, Amaka was staring at me "what were u thinking that you dint hear me calling ur name" . I was jes staring at her, I couldn't tell her that I was remembering when her Friend gave me head in class. Amaka was jes talking but I wasn't hearing her, I was staring at Cynthia who was giving me all kind of looks, she wore a gown, at one point,she pulled it almost up to her waist, my inner god was screaming "Amaka look back" Amaka went into d bathroom to ease herself, that voice in d corner started laughing, immediately amaka bolted d door, Cynthia jumped on me and started kissing me, I pushed her away, "are u mad, Amaka may see us" , "Damian am in love with you, I hate seeing you with her" I was confused, Cynthia was amakas best friend and she was doing dis, I told her we'll talk on phone and fix a later date but not now dat Amaka was here, Amaka came out nd was ready to go, she hugged me and d craziest tin happened, Cynthia kissed me while Amaka was hugging me,I couldn't pull bak cuz Amaka would notice,I just stood still, my inner god was screaming "boyfriend snatcher" wen amaka pulled back and was about leaving, Cynthia left d room first and I told Amaka to beware of Cynthia, I dint tell her why.
*Now* In as much as I did a lot of stupid tins, I never forgot d fact that there was someone in heaven who was d reason I was still living, I said my prayers every morning. On that fateful day, I said my prayer as usual nd left to go visit one of my friends, when I got there ,some of his friends were around and dey were all smoking, I wanted to leave cuz I dint like smoking at all, but that inner voice said to me "guy if u go nw, they'll see u as a small boy, even if u dnt want to smoke,jes stay" the guy I came to visit, Christian ,was nt a saint at all,he was always drinking,smoking, and couldn't do without women, but we grew up together so I couldn't jes abandon him lyk dat, Christian was high already "Damian, how far, drink, smoke, enough shayo dey, I don hit jackpot, maga don pay". I took a bottle of life and was drinking when I had dis really strong feeling to leave dat place ,my inner god told Me to leave dat place, it was serious, but I jes came, it'll look somehow, so I went into d toilet, immediately I bolted d door, I heard a noise, like someone broke d door, I heard Christian shouting " I no do anitin, I no do anitin " I was already sweating, I felt someone trying to open d bathroom door,it was as if I should enter toilet and flush myself, luckily 4 me, he stopped, after about 5 mins the noise settled, I waited for another 5 mins before coming out, d room was a mess, broken bottle everywhere, I tiptoed out of d room and ran non stop to d junction, flew bike straight to my lodge, I dinor even Ans d guys calling me in my lodge, I bolted my room door, I was out of breath, firstly i drank water, den I started replaying d scenario in my head, maybe it was cultists, or police, I dunno, it was only God dat saved me , prayer pays.I went to church dat evening by force.
|Re: Tales Of A College Boy by phlimsy911: 3:50pm On Jan 17, 2018|
Nice one bro
|Re: Tales Of A College Boy by crazymerv: 11:47am On Jan 20, 2018|
*TALES OF A COLLEGE BOY BY CRAZY_MERV*
"Say Lil bitch you can't f**k with me,if u wanted..." I was singing along to cardi b's hit single *Bodak yellow*, I was on my way home from amakas place wen suddenly 2 guys came out from nowhere and blocked me, my inner god said "Chai, ur phone don go" that voice in d corner sed "guy run jes run" all those conflicting thoughts I couldn't move,I jes stood one place, one of them nw sed "no b dis guy Snd dat our guy go iceland" me I was confused,I had never seen dis guys b4, the other one sed "yes,na dis guy" my inner god sed "guy, dnt show them ur scared" I mustered courage and sed "I no send anybody go anywhere, I no knw Una sef" , the big one sed "you wan dey show yourself abi" ,the smaller one sed "leave am,oya when men were men where were u" ahh, my inner god sed "guy e don b 4 u" I was still thinking,b4 I knew it I was on d floor, d big one jes took my phone "Jew man like u dey form sailor, c d rubbish phone u dey use sef" at dat point I was shaking, that voice in d corner sed "Chai,no phone Till further notice" as d big guy turned to go,there was a guy in front of him,he looked really familiar, Yes!! He was d guy I helped pay t-fare from town bout a month ago. It happened that we boarded d same keke from town back to school, two guys and two girls in total, on getting to school junction, d driver requested for his money, I paid and d 2 girls paid but d guy was searching both pockets, he later sed he misplaced his wallet, d driver sed "oga dat one no concern me, gimme my money" he was pleading with d driver but he dint listen, I had #100 so I paid 4 him, he was rili grateful wen we came down, he sed his name was banabas and he gave me his contact,that I should call him if I had any problem.
Fast forward to d present, those guys started hailing him, he dint even smile, he looked a lot different from d guy I helped, "wetin dey happen here". The small one sed " cappo na normal levels na, we just say make we find wetin we go use smoke " as he looked and saw me, he gave that small one a big slap, "Blood of Jesus" the small one shouted, my inner god sed "so u know Jesus" banabas sed "you no knw say na my jnr brother b dis" the big one was shocked, "ah,cappo we no knw say u get jnr brother abeg no vex" they helped me up from d ground and started cleaning my body, the small one was still holding his cheek saying "guy no vex, we no knw day u b cappo broda, no vex" banabas nw sed "oya two of Una, find am something make eim use buy soap wash clothe" they gave me #500 and left, banabas came to me "anybody wey worry u again jes call me", " thank you boss,thank you boss" he gave me my phone and sed I should go. I was bouncing, my inner god was dancing shaku shaku , that is how I went home dat day with my phone and extra #500 , from dat day, I decided to help anybody if I could, you dunno where you'll meet dem again
|Re: Tales Of A College Boy by crazymerv: 6:55am On Jan 26, 2018|
*TALES OF A COLLEGE BOY BY CRAZY_MERV*
*OLUWA O* I screamed wen I looked at the time, it was 7:45am and my paper was by 8, exams had started, that meant no more playing around, no more girls, it was all
book nw, in as much as I messed up I never forgot my primary aim in school, my parents were struggling to make sure I schooled, I wasn't prepared to let them down. While preparing, I saw my exam paper for my 3rd course Gss114,french. What happened that day eh, I told myself that I'll never go into an exam room unprepared. It happened that d day before was my sisters "coronation" in their pageantry stuff, she invited me to come and let me not lie, I dint go there fully for her, I went there to meet new chicks , all these models are usually fyn so I thought I'd meet new girls from dere. I took my book o, buh its French, u can't just read and understand it in one day, I know ur wondering "why dint u read since?" Well I dint have money to buy textbook and I got d handout a little late. Unluckily for me,the show started a little late and I had to travel back before it got dark, so I dint attend it. Wen I got home I tried to read but it just wasn't entering, I decided to leave it, at least I knew some, I will not come and go and kill myself abi? Exam day reached na, as dey shared us , luckily 4 me, I sat beside one boy dat I knw his head is hot, he told me "guy no worry, I dey with u" my mind calmed down, I went out to ease my self, dat normal exam piss, devil planned me dat day eh, as I entered d invigilator had moved my paper, I wanted to cry eh, d person I sat beside was a carry over student, exam started, I wrote d little I knew, d guy beside me was writing well, I calmed down 4 him to write then I asked him "guy abeg number 1" he dint answer "guy Abeg na, y u dey do like dis" d way he looked at me eh, he just sed "pls stop talking to me" ahh I wanted to cry, my inner god sed "guy u don sit down beside deeper life" I begged him again "guy abeg na, I b ur fellow student" he just looked up, I thought he wanted to show me sef he just sed "if u talk to me again, I'll report" I jes forgot bout it, d guy in front of me showed me a little, but it was stressful and risky, I jes wrote a little from him and went 2 submit, that voice in d corner rained curses on dat carry over guy eh, I told myself from that day that am never going into the exam hall unprepared.
I ran into d hall at about 8:00am, dnt ask me hw I prepared in 15mins, it's a guy tin, I saw that guy again, d deeper life guy, d way I eyed him eh, in his life he'll Neva come close to me
|Re: Tales Of A College Boy by phlimsy911: 7:06pm On Jan 26, 2018|
Give us more abeg
|Re: Tales Of A College Boy by ceecane2(m): 10:06am On Jan 27, 2018|
Following. Interesting story
|Re: Tales Of A College Boy by crazymerv: 6:26pm On Jan 31, 2018|
]*TALES OF A COLLEGE BOY BY @CRAZY_MERV*
"Ho my God" I screamed, my ba3 finally ran down, NEPA had not given us light for bout 2 days, my power bank and phone were now completely dead, my inner god sed "guy, go plug phone for bet9ja shop wey dey down na" , that voice in d corner sed "u don 4ger wetin happen last tym, oya go na" I jes remembered wat happened last tym I went to charge dere.
*It* was a Saturday evening, my phone was down so I decided to go and charge, remember those two girls I told u I roll wit well in my lodge, one of den was wit her bf who was my friend too, they gave me their phone to help dem charge that they'll soon come down and stay with me, they wanted to love up, u knw na... I went down, as I entered d shop, I saw one old man crying, I plugged all d phones b4 I asked one guy y he was crying, the story was funny eh, the man was actually on his way to get foodstuff for d family with money his wife gave him, den he decided to branch in bet9ja shop, he was winning well at 1st den decided to go all in, he lost all d money, he was busy crying "Chai, visual why, bet9ja pls, am just a poor man from orji, I cnt go lyk dis, money for akam for d children, ewoo" . After bout 10mins display and nobody answered him, he left.
I was standing facing outside talking to one girl in my lodge , while some guys were sitting opposite me, den I saw 1 guy, he ran and fell, ran again and fell, I was still confused, I said "wetin dey worry dis one" immediately I said it, the guys turned bak, den I saw 3 guy with cutlass chasing after dat guy and dey were running towards us in d bet shop, bet9ja shop scattered, I was staring at my phone wen one guy just unplugged it and started Running, in all d commotion, na dat tym I knw say I strong, I held unto him with one hand, pulled him back till he put my phone in my hand, den I picked up d 2 other phones I was charging, I dint c any charger, boys don move am, all dis happened so fast eh, the boy dey were chasing ran past d shop, that's d time I saw dat girl I was talking to, they had pushed her outside d shop sef, she just held d gate tight and was crying, well dat one dinor concern me ,as long as my phone was safe, I no send, the guys with cutlass ran past us, the guy dey were chasing just jumped on one bike and d guy drove off. The guys with cutlass started making calls "eim don run, block am for front" they dint even care dat pple were seein dem,I just carried my self up, I dinor charge again.
Fast forward to d present, my phone was dead, dere was notin to do, it was bet9ja shop or notin, I made up my mind to go, dat girl brought her phone 4 me to plug, I jes told her to cum nd plug it herself,I no wan buy market abeg.
|Re: Tales Of A College Boy by emilykang(f): 7:19pm On Jan 31, 2018|
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|Re: Tales Of A College Boy by crazymerv: 3:37pm On Feb 01, 2018|
*TALES OF A COLLEGE BOY BY CRAZY_MERV*
*Exams* were done, most people went home immediately after deir last paper, I mean that literally,like dey brought deir bags to exam hall and went home from there, my school was terrible, but others liked to stay about 2-5 day after exams, while some stayed bout 2 weeks, while some dint even go home, whether dey've disowned dem,me I dnt knw. Well I decided to step out that evening, get some fresh air and I saw *nancy* , stop thinking, you dnt knw her, Let me tell you bout my ordeal with nancy. I got Nancy's contact from a friend, she gave me attitude at first wen I texted, and I gave her a little space, den one night we got talking, and I found out she was waiting 4 admission in my school, I guess dat cemented our friendship. She eventually got in, at first I dint care bout her, I dint reply her msgs much, at dat point she'd call and complain dat i snub her, honestly at dat point I dint care, sometimes she'd call to tell me she saw me but she dint want to call me,bla bla bla. Well we eventually decided to meet at d school stadium. I got dere first, I was looking at every girl walking towards me,cross checking with her pic on my phone,den I saw her, she was taller Dan I imagined, she was hot. Lyk a typical figure 8, she had a baby face, I'd rate her say 7/10. I can't remember her 1st words but I knw she had a baby voice to compliment her baby face. We got talking, did I mention we both stay at d same place in Lagos, we vibed well, her phone rang, her ringtone was a song I liked, in my mind I was lyk, "wow, d perfect girl" from there on d tides turned, I started calling, texting, I asked her to come to my place ,she came at 1st with her friend, d 2nd tym wit her cousin, I wasn't rili comfortable talking to her den, I asked her if she could come alone nxt time nd she sed ok, I was a little embarrassed cuz my room was not well to do den but she dint mind, I introduced her playfully to those girls in my lodge as my girlfriend but she dint mind , I'll b honest, am nt a gentleman, I dint offer her anitin, at least I knw dat was wrong nw. We talked, made each other laugh, it was obvious we were getting attached to each other, we were getting rili close, it was almost Christmas, so I had to travel back, my inner god told me "guy you've been single 4 long, y'all vibe well, ask her out" that voice in d corner sed "broke boy like u dey find babe, if I hear say she gree" I was on my way to town, den I made up my mind, I asked her out, omor lyk joke lyk joke she sed *NO* dat she's nt ready 4 a bf, bla bla ,that voice in d corner was laughing at me eh... I took it well, we kept on talkin, but though she sed no, it was lyk we were dating, d way we texted, talked over d phone, I remember she was d 1st person I spoke to 4 d new year, wen I got bak to skul, we vibed well, better, but on occasions wen I'll call her my gf, She'll say "am not ur gf o" I'll admit, I was selfish, I dint have much friends nd I enjoyed my company d most, so I was always tellin her to come over,not minding if she had tins to do or not. Valentines day came, I bought her a necklace with my last card buh am definitely sure she dumped it somewhere cuz it was cheap and I Neva even saw it on her neck, dats by d way, valentines day was gud, we talked, played sort of, am not a bad boy, notin happened, I went home, stop thinking rubbish.
We went home 4 1st semester break, I went to my brothers school at owerri, Futo, dats where tins started moving sideways.
I don't know, should I continue with *Nancy's* story
|Re: Tales Of A College Boy by dopeJemi: 4:33pm On Feb 01, 2018|
|Re: Tales Of A College Boy by sayhi2certified(m): 9:53pm On Feb 01, 2018|
bro nice one
|Re: Tales Of A College Boy by crazymerv: 4:41pm On Feb 08, 2018|
|Re: Tales Of A College Boy by crazymerv: 7:30pm On Feb 08, 2018|
*TALES OF A COLLEGE BOY BY @CRAZY_MERV*
*EPISODE 9 II*
Like I sed, tins started going sideways wen I went to my brothers place, but I forgot to add, b4 exams, she came to visit, we had a good tym...stop thinking rubbish..b4 she left, she told me, she sed "Damian I dnt want to c u again" I took it like a joke and laughed bout it, omor like joke like joke, dis girl started avoiding me, dint take my calls, dint reply my text, I was confused. I tried every possible means to reach her but to no avail, I thought she had ended it with me, she later texted dat she was not avoiding me, dat she needed space cuz of exams, I understood her but wat pissed me off was dat she couldn't even call to knw hw my exams were going while I texted her to knw hw her papers were nd she dint reply. A day b4 I left 4 my brothers place, I called and told her I'll b going d next day, and she asked to c me, wen I got dere, I was cold towards her, she was sad, I even went as far as telling her wat I felt for her was gone tho I didn't mean it. I left, I tink we got closer after dat, I tried to call her everyday, I even spoke to her sister on phone sometimes,but during d holiday, she started changing, weneva we had a little argument She'll say "let's end dis" dat she wasn't comfortable with it anymore, I thought it was all threats at 1st but she started bringing it up frequently.
We resumed d nxt semester, at dat point, it was starting to show dat we were almost done. I asked to c her, she sed ok, when I got dere she was giving me attitude, I tried to play with her lyk I normally do but she wasn't taking it, she told me to talk fast dat she was expecting someone else, I was surprised, I was lyk "dis is nt my nancy" she sed rude tins lyk "stop calling me, ur pestering me" "u dnt mean anitin to me again" "wat we have is gone", d guy she was waiting 4 eventually came and she started hurrying me dat d guy would get angry, I was confused, I was lyk " dis is d girl I gave her 1st kiss" (at least dats wat she told me) , I couldn't take it again, normally I had low tolerance level towards girls but I tried 4 Nancy, d foolish boy was busy saying "Nancy hurry up na" I was like c dis he-goat o, anyways, I left, I tink I texted her dat nyt, I cn remember sef. I gave her space, 4 bout 3 weeks den I called, she sounded nyc and sed shell cum visit d nxt day but she dint come, she called later dat sumtin came up, honestly, I dint care anymore, she had dis friend, Olivia, Olivia was fun, crazy, but d gud crazy, she was hot, and we vibed well, I noticed dere was dis hidden beef between dem, tho dey dint show it but those girl type of beef where dey call demselfs besties but they're truly not, I told her let's fake date, jes for fun, she was skeptical bout it at first buh she later agreed, I told nancy dat we were dating, from den on , she started calling, texting, I dint pick up nd even if I picked I gave an excuse to end d call, it was fun, dis was a girl who sed we were done but immediately she heard I was dating her friend she was already worried nd calling, she dropped by my place dat Saturday, I was surprised, she looked worse like she lost weight, anyways, she was sad, asking me how I could do such a tin, my inner god was laughing, I painted Olivia as s perfect gf, nancy sed she still loved Me, told me bout hw on guy wanted to kiss her but she dint agree cuz of me, I acted completely like I dint care, she even asked me to kiss her nd I refused, she left later, honestly dat day i had fun, we made each other laugh, d days dat followed, we talked normally but tins started slowing down again, I'll not lie, am not d best bf but I tried 4 nancy, she'd usually complain dat I dnt talk to her friends, dat I am rude, bla bla, den I got to knw 4rm Olivia too dat I wasn't romantic enough, remember I sed I wasn't a gentleman, I dint give her compliments, I'll b honest, I dunno hw to b a gentleman. I remember calling her one day, I told her tins bout me I had Neva told her b4, I gave her compliments, I told her d reason I dint offer her anitin was not because I dint want to but because I dint have, well we were shaky, I tink its because she started making new friends, she dint have my time no more.
Finally I got fed up, I asked to c her one evening, she told me not to come at first but after I begged, she later agreed tho she told me she wasn't in a gud mood, I left my place, it was drizzling, I waited a while b4 I saw her, she was with a guy, he knew me but I dint knw him, nancy gave me attitude, she wanted me to leave so d oda guy will escort her home but he decided to go, I started talking to her, asking her wat was wrong, she told me not to ask her dat stupid questions, I tried talking to her but she dint want to listen, at a point she started shouting on d road to d extent dat some guys passing sed "guy leave am na" it was rili embarrassing, I got fed up, I left, she Neva called or texted to apologize, I called her on her bd, wished her hbd den deleted her number...I dnt knw, y'all tell me, who was at fault..
Y'all watch out 4 episode ten.. On Sunday
|Re: Tales Of A College Boy by ceecane2(m): 9:18pm On Feb 08, 2018|
|Re: Tales Of A College Boy by Cadec007(m): 9:57pm On Feb 08, 2018|
|Re: Tales Of A College Boy by OlufemiWhit(m): 10:19pm On Feb 08, 2018|
Nice story bro
|Re: Tales Of A College Boy by crazymerv: 8:38pm On Mar 24, 2018|
Hey y'all, I know I been mute 4 a while... omor na exam tins o... am still writing exams currently but I used this weekend to write episode 10, hope you like it... I'll try to upload from time to time... pls stay tuned
|Re: Tales Of A College Boy by crazymerv: 8:44pm On Mar 24, 2018|
*TALES OF A COLLEGE BOY BY CRAZY_MERV*
"*GUY* shut up, hw will u say offset is better Dan takeoff" I was arguing with prince, "guy you dnt know anitin, d way offset jumps in a song, God, its mad, takeoff voice dat have crack finish" , "the only reason offset seems more important is because he's dating cardi b, if not, who cares bout offset" but guys, on a real, takeoff is better na abi? We were still arguing wen dis girl walked past us, she was hot and looked a lot familiar, she was dat girl I saw with emezu, d day I went to his room(check episode 1) , "guy offset is a god, he's fresher, he's....oh shit, she fynn" Prince Was still talking wen he traced my eye to c her, my inner god sed "guy advance" that voice in d corner sed "you think she's ur level, oya go na,make she snub u" I made up my mind to go, at least if for anything, let me ask about emezu, I moved towards her, prince jes laughed and sed "guy ur snubbing go sure lyk surebet". I sed "excuse me", omor she dint answer sha, that voice in d corner was saying "guy jes behave and go back nw" I ignored, I caught up with her and tapped her on d shoulder, she turned, she was frowning at first but after bout 3 seconds, she smiled, I sed "hi, hope u remember me"? She sed " yes, u were one of emezu's friend", I realized she used "were" but I thought it was jes wrong English, I asked "how is emezu, hope he's ok" what she sed shocked me , she sed "SARS arrested him, he's probably dead by now" ,ahh!!! she sed it lyk SARS arresting someone is a normal tin, I was confused, "are u sure u know who am talking about, I mean emezu, ur bf" she was smiling "I know, and lyk I sed, he's probably dead by now" omor cold started catching me dere "wat happened, how did it happen?" ,dis crazy girl was still smiling o, "dats a long story, we cnt start talking bout it here and now, maybe some other time", my inner god sed " guy take her number, d lord has made a way 4 u" I asked 4 her number "Uhh, maybe I could get ur number, so you'll tell me wat happened..." I dint even finish talking wen she took my phone and saved her number, wen she left, I realized I dint even ask her name, she saved her contact as Yinka, ahh, Yoruba girls, Chai. I went back to prince, he dint even knw wat I jes heard, he was just busy hailing "baddest, bad guy, guy after u na u" I din't even answer him, I just told him "guy, SARS don carry Emezu o, I dey hear say eim fit don die by now" it took prince lyk 5 seconds, then he sed the smartest tin ave heard him say in his life, he sed "you reap what you sow" . As if dat day wasn't bad enough, on my way home, I saw an obituary poster, the face looked a lot familiar, then I came closer and saw d name, "Uche banabas" dat cultist boy dat helped me, Chai, I was pained, my protector was gone, I dint even know how it happened, some people were talking beside d picture, I overheard that he was killed during an armed robbery operation with his cult group, that this was supposed to be his last operation cuz he was tayad of d cult stuff, I was scared, I heard about d demise of two of my friends in one day,
*When* I got home, I sat to think, its nt lyk all cultist die, or all yahoo boys get arrested by SARS, some are lucky, some yahoo boys actually hit millions and end up bettering their life and that of those around dem, some cultist also graduate and end up doing well for themselves, the truth about all dis was dat, some were lucky, while some were not, which justifies the saying "its not a fair world" let's just pray to be among the lucky ones in whatever we do, but let's not also forget KARMA, trust me, she's a bitch. Well I was done feeling sad, everyone came into dis world alone and is solely accountable for their actions. I had about 1 more day before I traveled and I planned on using it well. I picked up my phone, scrolled down to Yinka and called her, "hey, Damian here" she seemed to have forgotten me already, I sed "emezus Friend, u gave me ur contact earlier today", she remembered " oh, hi, I was expecting ur call a lot sooner" my inner god started smiling "am sorry, I was a little busy, hope am not bothering anything" she sed "no, its ok, so Watsup" this was going really smooth o "well, I thought we culd talk maybe tomorrow so you'll tell me in details what happened to emezu" she sounded lyk she was expecting to hear sumtin else "oh,well, I had plans on traveling tomorrow, but I'll stay back cuz of you" ahh, my brain had started bursting o "so tomorrow, would u prefer my place or?" She was smiling, i could tell from the sound of her voice, "ur place will be ok" my inner god was doing flips lyk crazy, dis is really happening, I told her my place and she sed she'd be here by 12 noon, I immediately called amaka to make sure she wasn't cumin, I dint want any issues abeg. I was down to my last 1k, so I drank garri dat night, so at least I'd have money to buy her sumtin tomorrow nd tp to take me to town to withdraw my tp home. By 10 I had already arranged the room and was waiting for her, I heard a knock, I jumped, rushed for my body spray, I literally emptied d whole tin on my body, opened d door nd it was prince, oh God, I dint even let him talk I just closed d door, about 10 mins later, she called, she was in front of my lodge, I went out, helped her in, she looked around "ur room is fyn" see whyning, dis my ugly room, she sat, damn she was hot o..."can I offer you anything", she smiled and sed no, "I ate before coming" , omor c joy, but I had to form caring na, so I asked again, "are u sure?" She nodded, so we both laid down and I asked her to tell me wat happened to emezu, she sed she'll tell me, but first she wanted to give me sumtin, dat I should close my eyes, about 100 thoughts flew threw my mind, wetin dis banny wan do abeg, I sha closed my eye, and my people my people if u see kiss, Jesu, mammy can kiss eh, and we cnt b kissing and my hand will b one place na , dats lyk eating raw Eba, well my hands started exploring, my inner god was still shocked, we were bout to really go in wen my door opened, it was Amaka at d door, that voice in d corner jes sed "Damian u don Bleep up"
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|Re: Tales Of A College Boy by crazymerv: 3:54pm On Apr 20, 2018|
*TALES OF A COLLEGE BOY BY CRAZY_MERV*
*DAMN*, the food was sweet, I was almost licking... Wait, this is nt Wat I was talkin bout na, mtchew, I dunno wats wrong with me sef , where was I? Eheh, Amaka jes nodded and left, I wanted to go after her but my inner god sed "guy,Wats done is done, wetin u wan tell am again, jes maintain 4 here" Yinka was smiling on d bed , she sed "is dat ur gf" I nodded, den she sed "its ok if u dnt want to continue" that voice in d corner sed, "guy wetin u dey tink, c fyn babe dey ur bed, Amaka don go, lock door continue, later u beg am" I stood, locked d door den unleashed "rebel Damian" I jumped on her and started kissing her neck but my soldier dint want to stand, she tried and tried but notin, I tink it was den I realized hw much I rili loved Amaka, Yinka left, somewhat disappointed , I was still seated on d bed wen prince came him he sed "guy I been wan tell u say I c Amaka 4 dat her friend lodge wey dey here, but u no even let me talk" Chai, salt on injury, I would have listened to prince o , I jes sat down staring at nothing in particular for a while, den I stood up, packed my tins for traveling tomorrow, den laid down , Amaka crossed my mind again, I wanted to call her but I thought it'd b wiser if I gave her a little space, I dreaded the thought of Amaka breaking up wit me, i had experienced a break up once from my 1st gf, nd I disliked dat feeling, her name was Cassandra, I dated her 4 bout 3 years nd den we had dis quarrel, I dunno if it was pride or immaturity, but none of us reached out to each other to apologize, I was waiting 4 her to call nd she was waiting 4 me to call, dis went 4 bout 3 months, nd funny enough I saw her in between those 3 months but I dint say a word to her, I usually jes walked past, waiting 4 her to talk to me, but she Neva did, I called her one day nd asked her if we were still together, now I was expecting her to say no but wen she eventually did, it hit me real hard, I had sudden headache immediately, I called her again, asked her if we culd see to talk bout it nd sort our problem lyk usual, but she dint even answer me, she was rude, saying dat i was disturbing her nd I culd hear people laughing in d background, i hung up nd dat was it, but we wished each other hbd every year, at a time we got talking again but just as normal friends, d thought of feeling lyk dat again, d thought of Amaka leaving me was scary, I wished i had never met Yinka, well I texted Amaka b4 I slept, it was a simple text, it said "you know I love u 4rm d depth of my heart, am traveling tomorrow, g'nyt" I slept off. I saw a text, I red it, God, my worst fear, Amaka was leaving me, I felt like my brain was banging, d banging increased, I felt life leaving me, I woke up, it was a dream, prince was banging on my door, I hurriedly checked my phone, I saw a text 4rm Amaka, my heart started pounding, God, dis was it, she was leaving me, I opened d text, it red "safe journey, I'll see u at home" , phew, my mind calmed down, at least she wasn't leaving me yet nd her replying my text was a gud sign, I opened d door 4 prince nd he told me to start getting ready if we were going to get to Lagos b4 dark, I had my bathe , prepared nd left 4 Lagos, at least I was leaving dis stupid skul, my inner god and dat voice in d corner were surprisingly both happy , dancing shaku shaku
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