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Re: These Yorubas Are Really Funny by Nobody: 1:31pm On Jan 07, 2018
where were they when the northern chose Obasanjo above the Igbo's in the preliminary PDP presidential election in 1999 against a fellow Yoruba candidate? That time too Igbo's were trusting on Northerners before they were let down.
Now upon all d support you have given the northerners and others since 1960s you were betrayed but never called your masters betrayal has a result of Cowardice on una part.

Some wheel Barrow pushers will just open thread without reasoning.

Your APGA and APP party is not having any influence in and outside your regions since 1960 let alone winning Port Harcourt (a neighbouring state).

Let Igbo's be onlookers for state with likely-hood of not voting for a Yoruba president to align with. when they are not even considering the whole country that has d highest tendency of not voting for una iPods state.

Losers mey una no infect us with ur loosing spells & curse o

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Re: These Yorubas Are Really Funny by oyatz(m): 1:35pm On Jan 07, 2018
You declared your sovereign republic without asking if the Ijaw, Ogoni, Efik, Iron ,Ikwerre, Etche or Annang peoples wants to be part of your republic but already annexed them, as if that wasn't enough, you crossed your boundary invaded Midwest, installed an igboman as the ruler there and you were on your way way to Lagos before you were soundly defeated in Ore, ONDO State.


Instead of seeing you as the victims of the Nigerian State, fighting for freedom, you projected your army to the whole World as bands of rebels, bent on overthrowing the Government of Nigeria, you lost the sympathy of the International community and possible allies within the Nigerian federation...it was a miscalculated strategy that backfired.

This time around, dont go through the military ways (because you cant win) but go through the political way, thank God for democracy!






ApexPredator:


Can you remind what happened the last time we declared our sovereign republic to the world?

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Re: These Yorubas Are Really Funny by EbubeIkedi: 1:52pm On Jan 07, 2018
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ApexPredator:


You must be an escaped asylum patient, you asked where all the noise was during GEJ era and replied that Kanu's "hate speech" started during that period and you come back with your typical crackbaby babble on how I'm crying?
That's the problem with going back and forth with shortbus riding window licking creatures like yourself they drag you to their level and beat you with experience.
That 5000 naira was clearly a reach, if you human parts dealing brethren see 1000 naira out of your vacuous head, then they hit the Afonja lottery. grin
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Same delusional and incoherent ramblings from the compressed head human eater. The same Nnamdi Usain-Bolt Kanu was on TV during the GEJ era preaching One Nigeria, were you animals not also for One Nigeria before you resort to biafla or death when you backed the wrong horse. You will never blame your cursed leaders but rather blame other tribes for your misfortune. Its really a waste of time engaging a grimy, and spineless little worm like you. No wonder you spread misery and sorrow all over the forum. 2019 is near, you worthless animals will come back here to cry as usual. Shameless cannibals


https://www.thecable.ng/video-nnamdi-kanu-preached-one-nigeria-jonathans-administration

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Re: These Yorubas Are Really Funny by ApexPredator: 2:07pm On Jan 07, 2018
oyatz:
You declared your sovereign republic without asking if the Ijaw, Ogoni, Efik, Iron ,Ikwerre, Etche or Annang peoples wants to be part of your republic but already annexed them, as if that wasn't enough, you crossed your boundary invaded Midwest, installed an igboman as the ruler there and you were on your way way to Lagos before you were soundly defeated in Ore, ONDO State.


Instead of seeing you as the victims of the Nigerian State, fighting for freedom, you projected your army to the whole World as bands of rebels, bent on overthrowing the Government of Nigeria, you lost the sympathy of the International community and possible allies within the Nigerian federation...it was a miscalculated strategy that backfired.

This time around, dont go through the military ways (because you cant win) but go through the political way, thank God for democracy!






oyatz:
You declared your sovereign republic without asking if the Ijaw, Ogoni, Efik, Iron ,Ikwerre, Etche or Annang peoples wants to be part of your republic but already annexed them, as if that wasn't enough, you crossed your boundary invaded Midwest, installed an igboman as the ruler there and you were on your way way to Lagos before you were soundly defeated in Ore, ONDO State.


Instead of seeing you as the victims of the Nigerian State, fighting for freedom, you projected your army to the whole World as bands of rebels, bent on overthrowing the Government of Nigeria, you lost the sympathy of the International community and possible allies within the Nigerian federation...it was a miscalculated strategy that backfired.

This time around, dont go through the military ways (because you cant win) but go through the political way, thank God for democracy!







It doesn't get more peaceful than a Call for referendum

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Re: These Yorubas Are Really Funny by ApexPredator: 2:16pm On Jan 07, 2018
EbubeIkedi:
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Same delusional and incoherent ramblings from the compressed head human eater. The same Nnamdi Usain-Bolt Kanu was on TV during the GEJ era preaching One Nigeria, were you animals not also for One Nigeria before you resort to biafla or death when you backed the wrong horse. You will never blame your cursed leaders but rather blame other tribes for your misfortune. Its really a waste of time engaging a grimy, and spineless little worm like you. No wonder you spread misery and sorrow all over the forum. 2019 is near, you worthless animals will come back here to cry as usual. Shameless cannibals


https://www.thecable.ng/video-nnamdi-kanu-preached-one-nigeria-jonathans-administration

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI95DOvNb8Y

Is being an imbec!le a genetic condition in that ritual wasteland? check the date on the video above and even take a look at the top comments with most likes and tell us what you see. Or is simple task of taking note of time and reading simple words too complex for you mutilated face organ harvestors?
Rat poison drinker efforts to educate your kind amounted to nothing. cheesy
Re: These Yorubas Are Really Funny by GMBuhari: 2:19pm On Jan 07, 2018
BankeSmalls:


The brown roofs were good and an evidence of good living in the old days, but for the grandchildren to still live in such houses is a crying shame. It now symbolises-

Stunted growth
Retrogression
backwardness
poverty


an eyesore

Unfortunately in Yoruba land we don't our females don't grow chest beard and our males don do drug so our parents don't hide us for any reasons as a matter of fact by 18 at most you've become a man , those new houses I mentioned earlier are a product of hard working Yoruba youths who left the brown roofs where they prospered to enlarge another coast, you can't be jealous , wait you can but you shouldn't be, continue inventing you 200M Watts dam grin and other scrappy bunkering business along with baby farms and sex slavery business and live long enough for your roof to go brown

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Re: These Yorubas Are Really Funny by oyatz(m): 2:20pm On Jan 07, 2018
Many of you shouting brown roof all over social media have serious problems.


1) You don't know much about Yoruba culture and Housing is part of culture.
Most of those buildings with brown roofs were built 80-100 years ago and many are what we call 'agbo-ile' ( There is no exact word in the English language).
Such buildings have no particular landlords but belong to generations of descendants, many of whom are no longer living there but still have strong emotional attachment to those buildings.
Major decisions like demolition or major reconstructions may be difficult to carry out because it will need consensus of so many descendants.

2) There are so many brown roofed buildings in Enugu, Aba, Eket,Gboko, Nnsuka, Mbaise, Oko, Ozubulu, Nzam, Awka, Afikpo, Brass, Umuahia and indeed all over Nigeria.









BankeSmalls:


The brown roofs were good and an evidence of good living in the old days, but for the grandchildren to still live in such houses is a crying shame. It now symbolises-

Stunted growth
Retrogression
backwardness
poverty


an eyesore

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Re: These Yorubas Are Really Funny by BankeSmalls(f): 2:24pm On Jan 07, 2018
oyatz:
Many of you shouting brown roof all over social media have serious problems.


1) You don't know much about Yoruba culture and Housing is part of culture.
Most of those buildings with brown roofs were built 80-100 years ago and many are what we call 'agbo-ile' ( There is no exact word in the English language).
Such buildings have no particular landlords but belong to generations of descendants, many of whom are no longer living there but still have strong emotional attachment to those buildings.
Major decisions like demolition or major reconstructions may be difficult to carry out because it will need consensus of so many descendants.

2) There are so many brown roofed buildings in Enugu, Aba, Eket,Gboko, Nnsuka, Mbaise, Oko, Ozubulu, Nzam, Awka, Afikpo, Brass, Umuahia and indeed all over Nigeria.










brown roof settlement in the south east gets demolished and rebuilt, but the only reason stopping south west from demolishing theirs is poverty.

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Re: These Yorubas Are Really Funny by oyatz(m): 2:25pm On Jan 07, 2018
Sir,who in the zoo has the authority and power to conduct referendum for you?







ApexPredator:


It doesn't get more peaceful than a Call for referendum
Re: These Yorubas Are Really Funny by Nobody: 2:28pm On Jan 07, 2018
gidgiddy:


Automatically comes to the south? Says who? There is no law on zoning of the presidency.

It doesnt matter who holds the Presidency, wether North, South, East or West. Nigeria is only going to get worse.

Prophet of doom.
Re: These Yorubas Are Really Funny by latexxbro(m): 2:29pm On Jan 07, 2018
The main reason why Nigerian isn't going forward...Yourubas saying North take presidency now and give us in 2023 stupidly,I just can't stand this stupid ONR NIGERIA anymore

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Re: These Yorubas Are Really Funny by oyatz(m): 2:29pm On Jan 07, 2018
Says your biased mind.

1) Poverty rates in Nigeria is lowest in the Southwest, followed by South south.

2) So how come, newer buildings keep springing up in the Southwest?

3) Up till this very moment, there are thousands of buildings in Alaigbo with brownroofs, be sincere with yourself for once.





BankeSmalls:


brown roof settlement in the south east gets demolished and rebuilt, but the only reason stopping south west from demolishing theirs is poverty.

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Re: These Yorubas Are Really Funny by DPsalmist2(m): 2:31pm On Jan 07, 2018
Moderation is non-existent on this forum. Reminds me of topix forums.
Re: These Yorubas Are Really Funny by GMBuhari: 2:31pm On Jan 07, 2018
Onijagidijagan:

You're not intelligent at all in your analysis Yorubas will contest against any northerners and Southerners. Pls I'm begging ur Igbo tribe not to vote for any yoruba candidates like they have been doing since 1960s. We r already conscious of it.

Abiola defeated Northerners without Igbos also Awolowo almost won without Igbo's but let an Igbo man contest for president and see una yeye in town totally.

Yoruba's are not your problem but una self that has the problems. with each and every person outside Igbo in this country, you even have problems amongst yourself while Yoruba's has no problem with anybody.

It would be very good for your tribe to continue drumming support for an Edo, ijaw, urobo, Esan, delta ibos, itsekiris, hausa and fulani till d kingdom comes and become spectators in politics themselves.

Don't vote for yorubas now, at least an Igbo person will contest for president isn't it? We shall reciprocate the gestures in folds.

The South south people you're boastful of, will Rather vote a Yoruba or Northern than ur sorry ass marginalised potopoto regions.

Conclusively, We Yorubas we are not afraid of Igbo's in anyway. we made you to become the little you are today in this country. Push us to the wall completely, that means your benefactor has withdrawn from you, then we will turn you to our slaves like they are selling you Igbos in Libya.
grin

Onijagidijagan

This is too much, we can't sell all of them nah grin
Re: These Yorubas Are Really Funny by Nuezha(m): 2:32pm On Jan 07, 2018
izombie:
I read through sarrki's reason for wanting buhari to win the 2019 election and i couldn't help but laugh. Sarrki hopes that if buhari does 8 years then a yoruba person will replace him in 2023. Why i find it funny is because these afonjas still think they will win a presidential election anymore in nigeria. Where will they get the vote to win? For instance, lets say tinubu or osinbajo or any yoruba candidate runs against maybe atiku or tambuwal or any other hausa candidate, how will the yoruba person win? We all know the north will always vote for a northerner, the only reason now an igbo man will vote for a yoruba candidate is if the yoruba person is running against buhari. The se/ss will never vote a yoruba person in the next 200 years so where will the afonjas get the vote to win in 2023 against a northerner? In their dreams?

Backyard political (mis)calculation.
You no sabi nothing for politics. Well, let me not waste my time flogging dead horse because your views are laced with hate and extremism.

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Re: These Yorubas Are Really Funny by GMBuhari: 2:32pm On Jan 07, 2018
DPsalmist2:
Moderation is non-existent on this forum. Reminds me of topix forums.

On the contrary, they moderate to the excess, I'm sure you don't need me to explain that
Re: These Yorubas Are Really Funny by DPsalmist2(m): 2:35pm On Jan 07, 2018
GMBuhari:


On the contrary, they moderate to the excess, I'm sure you don't need me to explain that

Nairaland is perhaps the top forum in Africa. A lot of these posts and even this thread to antagonize another ethnic group should not be allowed.
Re: These Yorubas Are Really Funny by EbubeIkedi: 2:35pm On Jan 07, 2018
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ApexPredator:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI95DOvNb8Y

Is being an imbec!le a genetic condition in that ritual wasteland? check the date on the video above and even take a look at the top comments with most likes and tell us what you see. Or is simple task of taking note of time and reading simple words too complex for you mutilated face organ harvestors?
Rat poison drinker efforts to educate your kind amounted to nothing. cheesy
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Pathetic Cannibal, I know the truth hurt so deal with it. You can as well go end your miserable life if you hate the truth, you cursed vermin have abandon the biafra noise and screaming Atiku everywhere. The noise making Albino have escaped to Ghana just like the bearded animal called Ojukwu, its truly a generational curse. Human eating savage like you will continue to cry online, even when no one take you serious. Cry more cheesy cheesy

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Re: These Yorubas Are Really Funny by GMBuhari: 2:42pm On Jan 07, 2018
DPsalmist2:


Nairaland is perhaps the top forum in Africa. A lot of these posts and even this thread to antagonize another ethnic group should not be allowed.


You sha want to me to get banned? They chose sides and we know which side they are rooting for

Some ethnic tribes reputable members of this site have been banned some till 2027 for defending their own honor and if you observe, certain tribe are the ones always fomenting trouble
Re: These Yorubas Are Really Funny by DPsalmist2(m): 2:47pm On Jan 07, 2018
GMBuhari:



You sha want to me to get banned? They chose sides and we know which side they are rooting for

Some ethnic tribes reputable members of this site have been banned some till 2027 for defending their own honor and if you observe, certain tribe are the ones always fomenting trouble




Nigerians in general are a very emotional and peculiar bunch. They fight with other African s and they fight amongst themselves. Still, Nairaland should not be the place for ethnic battles.
Re: These Yorubas Are Really Funny by Nobody: 4:29pm On Jan 07, 2018
Tosin17:
If Yoruba vote Buhari in 2019 and he wins, the presidency automatically comes to the south. And i believe hausa will never vote an igbo candidate because of their secessionist tendency. The alliance between Yoruba and hausa is strong, and those are the two still holding Nigeria's unity.

All the northerners will decamp to PDP or form a new party, and start another 8 years northern tenure since the rotation won't be binding on a new party/government
Re: These Yorubas Are Really Funny by GMBuhari: 10:57pm On Jan 07, 2018
DPsalmist2:


Nigerians in general are a very emotional and peculiar bunch. They fight with other African s and they fight amongst themselves. Still, Nairaland should not be the place for ethnic battles.

Write seun

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