The lady with the Twitter handle ‘Mother confessor’, who narrated the story of two ladies dating the same guy in the same office and who recently declared she can become a sex doll for N800K has come out with another gist. This time, it’s downright raunchy and hilarious.

Mother Confessor has narrated how she had so much fun with a man who had sex with her. The story goes thus:

Let me post dis embarrassing story before I get carried away wiv chores. but y’all know som embarrassing stories r d funniest..As y’all knw,not evry girl squirts & I heard it makes men happy Wen a girl squirts,,This is d story of how I squirted for d 1st time.

So this happened 3yrs ago.. I had no experience but I always hear how some guys brag about making a girl squirt and I wanted to experience it but it never happened and I kinda gave up on it..

This particular day, i decided to get freaky, so we had sex,, I was wondering if this guy was super man cos he was strong and just diving me from different areas..The food I ate before we started got drained.. wow! Interesting.. uncle was just showing himself

He will pick me up, throw me on the couch, e go carry me again, throw for bed, haba! He was throwing me up & down as if I was paper.. it started getting interesting.. next thing he will carry my legs hang them, bend them, hold them,, fold them

I actually thought he was going to cripple me that day so we shall continued.. uncle no gree cum..35Mins don pass.. the next thing I started noticing my body was doing me somehow..there was this rush of pleasure, burst of light, energy I cudnt understand

I was just screaming helplessly ..haba..me? Screaming like a 5yrs old girl.. the next it felt like a tap was broken inside me and water was just forcing its way out.. ewo! I was so terrified I was wondering what’s was happening to me..it’s strange

Next thing uncle went to the bathroom..I looked down and the whole sheet was wet..wait, what? I didn’t know wat to do so I decided to hide it.. I put the pillow on it and I removed it and it was wet too ..I screamed ..then I sat on it to cover it

I was still dripping water oooo.. I didn’t know wat was happening to me or how to explain to uncle that my tap was broken and his bed was flooding .. I started thinking about this strange experience then I remembered Wen we were having sex

He was sweating under AC ooo ..then he used a white tower to clean his face and cleaned my body too.. yepa! Ewo I screamed..what has he done to me..what was in that white tower .. was it juju..has this guy done something to me.. I started crying..

So uncle came out from the bathroom and said go and clean up na..I replied i am fine..he was like how? Then I said something strange is happening to me.. I can’t control it..I’m dripping and it won’t stop..the more I drip, the more pleasurable it gets..

And ur sheet is wet..he was lik let me see and i stood up,, it was like I poured water on d bed.. I now asked him..what did u do to me.. what was in that white tower u used to clean my body.. he started laughing and it got more embarrassing for me

He said babe, there’s nothing I that tower, I didn’t do anything bad to u, all I did was make u squirt and u squirting all over my sheet.. I didn’t notice that squirting was the least of my problems cos my legs were Shaking and felt weak..

Next thing I tried standing up, I cudnt..I fell on the floor..my cry increased…ye! What have u done to me ooo, now I can’t walk too..he was like u will b fine just relax, if u can’t drive back home I will get u a cab.. I waited for 10mins

But my legs would not stop shaking..I was just thinking how I will get home and explain y I left the house with my two legs and got back home crawling on my … eventually the shaking reduced but I still felt water dripping from my body..my skirt was soaked

I was about to leave , I asked him for the tower he used in cleaning my body..he gave it to me and I put it in my bag..he was surprised..all my own is that whatever he used that tower for wil not work cos he wont be able to return it to d Baba that gave him

I got into the car and drove home..my skirt was wet so I tired scarf around my waist..I can not com and b explaining to any body at home y my skirt is wet everywhere…. I didn’t stop dripping till I had a shower and my body became normal

Later that evening I went to see a guy friend who’s a doctor and I told him..he was just laughing then he explained to me that wat I felt was normal and it doesn’t happen to every woman.. u see ehn..this guy now called me again that night to check up on me

I told him I was fine..he now said I sud com ova Wen it’s weekend..ehn! In my mind who sud com ova,so I wil burst Abi.. imagine just dripping water & Cumming anyhow?? Nooo I am not coming ooo..u see ehn ..I ran away ooo .. that was the first &last time we saw”

See some of her tweets below:

https://twitter.com/Jenniieey/status/954592665550639104

https://twitter.com/Jenniieey/status/954595813526818816

Squirt ke!
But wait ooo, what is squirt again

Is it that thing that ladies use to do when banging them... that use to be like...

They'll be screaming "Ewu oo" "Ewu oo" "Emi ooo" "Emi ooo", then after sometimes, their eyeballz will start rolling like an epilepsy patients, they'll be dragging bed spread and you'll be hearing sounds like.... "Ashika!!, Ashika!!, Kushika!!, Ashiika!!,
...before something will now pour ziriririririririri on your dick.

Na de tin be squirts?
Some of them will even urinate on your dick and call it squirt.

Squirt kor, Square root ni

hmmmm
I pity the innocent guy will one day run into this hoelosho thinking he has a wife.

so stewpid

Congrats

Uuumm squirting...

I see one nasty epesiode from watchmyexgf ( sex scandal) where the girl was squirting nonstop but every time she squirt her man was sucking it as if he was juz drinking in the fountain of life

Well, bih ur lucky coz not every girl has the ability to squirt .. Keep ur NUNU lock & loaded

If you don't have a video just forget it

congrats, it's a feat, I've achieved as well

Yummmmy
Sounds so good

Shameless girl, let the world know how shameless you are Enjoyed the story sharing, especially how you spelt "tower"

oloshooooo

It is a BIG FAT LIE

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I need help with this asap

that guy must be thor.....son of ODIN

Kai na somebody's daughter and one beta male wife...no wonder sex dolls dey pain them..but kudos to the guy sha

JULIE1925:



Uuumm squirting...

I see one nasty epesiode from watchmyexgf ( sex scandal) where the girl was squirting nonstop but every time she squirt her man was sucking it as if he was juz drinking in the fountain of life

Well, bih ur lucky coz not every girl has the ability to squirt .. Keep ur NUNU lock & loaded

Bros na wetin.. ..

Dumb thing
Someone will eventually pay bride price for this one now

Fvck you and ur squirts my sexdoll can do that too..I pour water inside her kidney before sex and be hitting her KPAM! KPAM!! KPAM!!! I can even drink it sef when I get dehydrated during sex. nonsense

nawa oooh who her squirting EPP nah

This girl just want to use lie and find husband this year by fire by force.

Abeg swarve, sexdoll ti take over.

Slutty slut, see how she is narrating her ordeal.

radarada

This is just an attention seeker. Oya step aside,we ve seen you. Shameless fool. Tomorrow when somebody calls you a how,you will get angry.

This is just an attention seeker. Oya step aside,we ve seen you. Shameless fool. Tomorrow when somebody call you a hoe, you will get angry.

and her parents will be like "we have a wonderful daughter"