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It's Hard Masturbating Now My Mum Is Retired by ChildOfDoom: 7:36pm On Jan 23, 2018
before now, my mum was working and as such i had no problems with self-service. I did all sorts of crazy and sweet stuff from sexchat to phone intimacy to video call sex. Now things have changed. She stays back at home almost every time. This has limited my opportunities to be closer to my joystick.


This is making me sick. There are three things i can't do without. Gambling, excess eating and masturbating. How do i rectify this issue as i've been sad ever since
Re: It's Hard Masturbating Now My Mum Is Retired by Nobody: 7:46pm On Jan 23, 2018
How old are you?

Why should a young guy waste his youth just like that, on gambling and masturbation..

I can see that you are an introvert, you are lonely, lazy and jobless...

Only a lazy person plays bet and depends on betting..

You need to get out there, look for a job, get busy and get a girlfriend for sex ( please always use condom) and stop gambling..

Don't be a liability to your patents..

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Re: It's Hard Masturbating Now My Mum Is Retired by Mariangeles(f): 7:50pm On Jan 23, 2018
ChildOfDoom:
before now, my mum was working and as such i had no problems with self-service. I did all sorts of crazy and sweet stuff from sexchat to phone intimacy to video call sex. Now things have changed. She stays back at home almost every time. This has limited my opportunities to be closer to my joystick.


This is making me sick. There are three things i can't do without. Gambling, excess eating and masturbating. How do i rectify this issue as i've been sad ever since
If you continue this way,then you're definitely bound for doom as your monicker implies...
Re: It's Hard Masturbating Now My Mum Is Retired by Kingsley1000(m): 8:27pm On Jan 23, 2018
CHILD OF DOOM...
avoid www.naijauncut.com

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Re: It's Hard Masturbating Now My Mum Is Retired by QuietHammer(m): 8:29pm On Jan 23, 2018
Mastur.. Masturbation kill you there. Are you-are you mad? angry

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Re: It's Hard Masturbating Now My Mum Is Retired by Nobody: 8:30pm On Jan 23, 2018
Kingsley1000:
CHILD OF DOOM...

avoid www.naijauncut.com

grin
Re: It's Hard Masturbating Now My Mum Is Retired by ChildOfDoom: 8:42pm On Jan 23, 2018
DrinkLimca:
How old are you?

Why should a young guy waste his youth just like that, on gambling and masturbation..

I can see that you are an introvert, you are lonely, lazy and jobless...

Only a lazy person plays bet and depends on betting..

You need to get out there, look for a job, get busy and get a girlfriend for sex ( please always use condom) and stop gambling..

Don't be a liability to your patents..
not necessarily lazy. Gambling (merrybet) is common with all football lovers.


As for getting a girlfriend, forget it. Their drama is too much

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Re: It's Hard Masturbating Now My Mum Is Retired by Nobody: 9:20pm On Jan 23, 2018
Kingsley1000:
CHILD OF DOOM...
avoid www.naijauncut.com

www.naijauncut.com isn't hot . Check www.rocandshay.com or even www.xhamster.com ,they are bae

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Re: It's Hard Masturbating Now My Mum Is Retired by Nobody: 9:40pm On Jan 23, 2018
ChildOfDoom:
before now, my mum was working and as such i had no problems with self-service. I did all sorts of crazy and sweet stuff from sexchat to phone intimacy to video call sex. Now things have changed. She stays back at home almost every time. This has limited my opportunities to be closer to my joystick.


This is making me sick. There are three things i can't do without. Gambling, excess eating and masturbating. How do i rectify this issue as i've been sad ever since
If gambling na ur hussle step up so u can get ur own apartment then you can splatter ur sperm allova ur house walls if u wish.
Sex doll fall on you wanksta
Re: It's Hard Masturbating Now My Mum Is Retired by Gofwane(m): 9:40pm On Jan 23, 2018
FrancisDozie:



www.naijauncut.com isn't hot .
Check www.rocandshay.com or even www.xhamster.com ,they are bae
grin op is trying to quit mojo things and you people are tempting him with more mojo sites

Anyway, let me check out those links and feed my eyes cheesy
Re: It's Hard Masturbating Now My Mum Is Retired by jonaifame22(m): 9:44pm On Jan 23, 2018
are u people living in a one room apartment?
Re: It's Hard Masturbating Now My Mum Is Retired by Nobody: 9:46pm On Jan 23, 2018
This sounds a problem for a wanker_ grin
Re: It's Hard Masturbating Now My Mum Is Retired by Nobody: 9:58pm On Jan 23, 2018
Gofwane:
grin op is trying to quit mojo things and you people are tempting him with more mojo sites

Anyway, let me check out those links and feed my eyes cheesy

His name is ChildOfDoom he won't quit
Re: It's Hard Masturbating Now My Mum Is Retired by Kingsley1000(m): 11:38pm On Jan 23, 2018
FrancisDozie:

His name is ChildOfDoom he won't quit
Lol
Re: It's Hard Masturbating Now My Mum Is Retired by Nobody: 11:53pm On Jan 23, 2018
Go get a job.
Re: It's Hard Masturbating Now My Mum Is Retired by ChildOfDoom: 6:12am On Jan 24, 2018
Mariangeles:
If you continue this way,then you're definitely bound for doom as your monicker implies...
hmmm.... how do you expect me to react with what you've just said?


Learn to compliment and not condemn

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Re: It's Hard Masturbating Now My Mum Is Retired by oluwasemipe(m): 8:11am On Jan 24, 2018
Thank your mum coz she is your saviour
Re: It's Hard Masturbating Now My Mum Is Retired by ChildOfDoom: 7:41pm On Jan 24, 2018
Kingsley1000:
CHILD OF DOOM...
avoid www.naijauncut.com
kizo kizo

Re: It's Hard Masturbating Now My Mum Is Retired by TruffleButter: 8:08pm On Jan 24, 2018
Dimples129:
This sounds a problem for a wanker_ grin

You used to be prettier, is old age finally catching up
Re: It's Hard Masturbating Now My Mum Is Retired by Kingsley1000(m): 8:33pm On Jan 24, 2018
ChildOfDoom:
kizo kizo
AVOID ALSO www.xvideos.com
Re: It's Hard Masturbating Now My Mum Is Retired by ChildOfDoom: 9:31am On Feb 04, 2018
Kingsley1000:
AVOID ALSO www.xvideos.com
i concur 100 percent on this one. It has twisted my destiny brain

Re: It's Hard Masturbating Now My Mum Is Retired by Chidexsco8448(m): 6:52pm On Oct 24, 2019
madness dey worry dis OP... Chai grin grin cheesy

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