Jbleenk:
It's like NEPA people, sun and atm are against fornication in this country. When there's no slay queen to come visit you that's how you will be having light from morning till night. Weather will be in its best behavior. Everywhere will just be cool anyhow.

No queue at the ATM and the ATM will be dispensing crisps, mint note

But once one slay queen sent u message on whatsapp that she's coming the next day that's when transformer will blow, you will even see the smoke from your room. One NEPA man will stand infron of the transformer and shake his head. Automatically you will know you won't have light till 2019.

You will go to the bank to goan withdraw your last 2k from your account, you will see the queue long like when Enugu people hear one woman is selling 5 wraps of Okpa for #50.

A silent voice is telling you to try the next bank but the next bank is #500 away, how much will now remain out of the 2k. You decide to wait on the queue.

It reaches your turn. You smile and insert your card 5 minutes later ATM screen is still not displaying anything. Security man approaches you and give you a news that seems to be worst than when you course rep call you to inform you that you have 4Fs in 3 credit load courses. 'Oga, e don swallow your card, go inside to complain'.

Your head spins 360 degree you enter bank go straight to the split unit AC, collect cool air into your already over heating head, without uttering a word you left.

When she finally comes that's when sun will be shining as if oga moon made it angry. Your room will now be hot as if the relocated hell fire to your backyard. You will be sweating, slay queen will Bebe sweating. Your conscience will not let you to goan press brezz because you didn't cook even 2 eggless noodles for her. Two of you will be pressing phone. No show. In fact there can never be any show. Slay queen will get and says she's going. That's when you will form headache because you know walking her to the gate means you will pay her bike fare. She says no problem and leave.

12noon the next day NEPA restores power, the sun returns to its good mood and bank sends you text message apologizing for the inconveniences caused to come and collect your property.

You slump in the cushion and be like"who did I offend?".

free2ryhme:


Guy, you don dey craze i swear

Jamariwolff:
When poor guys still want to have sex.

What do you expect?

You have 2k, in words, Two thousand naira in your acct and you want to fûck?

And to think that one girl go open leg for this one oo

Nawa for some girls oooo.

Jbleenk:


I was just about saying what's this bitch on about but decided to take a look at ur profie first then I saw a bitch in the pic there. So I need not call u a bitch cuz that's what u are.

Jbleenk:


I was just about saying what's this bitch on about but decided to take a look at ur profie first then I saw a bitch in the pic there. So I need not call u a bitch cuz that's what u are.

Jbleenk:


I was just about saying what's this bitch on about but decided to take a look at ur profie first then I saw a bitch in the pic there. So I need not call u a bitch cuz that's what u are.

free2ryhme:


Guy, you don dey craze i swear

Jamariwolff:
I smh. You obviously think you've insulted me, but the joke's on you.

If I were you, I'll be tripling my hustle rather than following young girls.

Jbleenk:
It's like NEPA people, sun and atm are against fornication in this country. When there's no slay queen to come visit you that's how you will be having light from morning till night. Weather will be in its best behavior. Everywhere will just be cool anyhow.

No queue at the ATM and the ATM will be dispensing crisps, mint note

But once one slay queen sent u message on whatsapp that she's coming the next day that's when transformer will blow, you will even see the smoke from your room. One NEPA man will stand infron of the transformer and shake his head. Automatically you will know you won't have light till 2019.

You will go to the bank to goan withdraw your last 2k from your account, you will see the queue long like when Enugu people hear one woman is selling 5 wraps of Okpa for #50.

A silent voice is telling you to try the next bank but the next bank is #500 away, how much will now remain out of the 2k. You decide to wait on the queue.

It reaches your turn. You smile and insert your card 5 minutes later ATM screen is still not displaying anything. Security man approaches you and give you a news that seems to be worst than when you course rep call you to inform you that you have 4Fs in 3 credit load courses. 'Oga, e don swallow your card, go inside to complain'.

Your head spins 360 degree you enter bank go straight to the split unit AC, collect cool air into your already over heating head, without uttering a word you left.

When she finally comes that's when sun will be shining as if oga moon made it angry. Your room will now be hot as if the relocated hell fire to your backyard. You will be sweating, slay queen will Bebe sweating. Your conscience will not let you to goan press brezz because you didn't cook even 2 eggless noodles for her. Two of you will be pressing phone. No show. In fact there can never be any show. Slay queen will get and says she's going. That's when you will form headache because you know walking her to the gate means you will pay her bike fare. She says no problem and leave.

12noon the next day NEPA restores power, the sun returns to its good mood and bank sends you text message apologizing for the inconveniences caused to come and collect your property.

You slump in the cushion and be like"who did I offend?".