SmellingAnus:
if you try to chop, you dey guilty, if you no try to chop, you also dey guilty

I can relate baba.

How ya night na??

IamJix:



I can relate baba.

How ya night na??

night was great... So tell me the truth you don stop that thing wey you say you go stop

SmellingAnus:
night was great... So tell me the truth you don stop that thing wey you say you go stop

Stop fire.

5 days later,I was back to it.

ubunja:
if she says "I'll come to your place but nothing will happen!" then prepare the condoms. 90% of the times she wants dick.
if she sits on the bed she wants dick
if she takes off her wrist watch she wants dick

If it is 15°C and she's still complaining there's heat, my nigga, that's suspicious

Opentokwowledge:
If it is 15°C and she's still complaining there's heat, my nigga, that's suspicious

if its 15 degrees celcius her statement also changes to suit the situation:" Im cold". you offer her a jacket. "Im still cold".she's looking at your bed now. think fast and say "OK.lets get in the blankets and sit in them" BINGO!!!!!.

ubunja:

if its 15 degrees celcius her statement also changes to suit the situation:" Im cold". you offer her a jacket. "Im still cold".she's looking at your bed now. think fast and say "OK.lets get in the blankets and sit in them" BINGO!!!!!.

Lol, well, where I come from, it's hot in here uncompromisingly means I'm hot down there, come fan me with your fukcin balls