It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

All a man needs to do is to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly

46. Wine and dine with her regularly

47. love shopping
48. be honest
49. be very rich
50. not stress her out
51. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
52. give her lots of attention, but expect little
yourself
53. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
54. give her lots of space, never worrying about where
she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
55. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes




HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

soo damn tru

h-u-h?

u don't need to be or do all that to make me happy.
am not that demanding, just one thing will make me veryyy happy.

Be veryyyy rich

@Topic

You can't make a woman happy

saids who


if U do all da right things Ur woman wud be happy

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@Topic

You can't make a woman happy

maybe[b] YOU[/b] can't; cuz I haven't been happier than i am now with my guy (nd am very happy)

_{SO NEVER SAY NEVER!}

You can't make a woman happy anymore than a woman can make a man happy.If your happiness can be made or 'unmade' by your partner,you need help .

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You can't make a woman happy anymore than a woman can make a man happy.If your happiness can be made or 'unmade' by your partner,you need help .

Now you're arguing on vocabulary. Last time I checked, the words could have more than one meaning and there were also expressions/phrases in the language. Therefore, English teacher, how would you put it in different words: "to make someone happy"?

Are these also erroneous?
-to get a woman to feel good;
-to please a woman (that's part of happiness);
-to 'tickle' her heart and mind; (and if 'heart' isn't good enough for you, as it's an organ, not at all capable of feelings - that we all know are suggested by the brain - I'll simply say 'soul')
-to see her face always smiling and shininig;
-to have close a woman that feels loved and fulfilled.

Please, do help me with corrections. Oh, and don't forget the definition of "happiness" from your point of view.

Girl,you are only 18 and you will learn soon that no man will make you happy Only you can make yourself happy

@plezant(thread starter)

Plz score urself on that checklist and let's know how u fare.

I say to make me happy just agree with what i say, even if i am wrong instead of arguing with me bcoz i will always win, that way if i find out i was actually wrong, i would apologize for my mistakes.

ima1, u're wrong. No guy could allow u win him as u tot. Guys have upperhand in love. U should not expect ur guy to heed to what ever u say even trash.A woman always disagrees with herself just to agree with her guy, this not a nature of a man. It is the woman that creates room for her man to make her happy:

Humility without being foolish
Forgiving without being gulity
Apology without recourse

ima1:

I say to make me happy just agree with what i say, even if i am wrong instead of arguing with me because i will always win, that way if i find out i was actually wrong, i would apologize for my mistakes.

no big deal. That's very simple, of course you will always "win" every argument. Infact you have the last word on any issue, you just wait for the consequences. . .

You can't make women happy!Even if you sacrifice your life for them,they will never be happy

white`Nkem:

maybe[b] YOU[/b] can't; because I haven't been happier than i am now with my guy (nd am very happy)

_{SO NEVER SAY NEVER!}

Wait until you are 28!

You can not make a woman happy neither can you satisfy her.

that is sssoooo true!!! Kudos to you buddy for realizing that!

I beleive you can make a woman happy tho t ould be diffcl to satisfy her.

@ Eseaba
guys don't necessarily have the upper hand in a relationship, we just let you think you do by giving you your respect, i don't expect him to heed to whatever i say, geez why would i want a man i can control. like i said if i was wrong i would apologize.

I suppose each of us has a different view upon happiness.

@4play
you didn't answer my request.