Take her to sea,
Tell her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat.

^^ LOL!!! This is funny !

hollandis:

Take her to sea,
Tell her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat.

but show her some sharks swimming around 1st cos if u try that with gabry she would simply
risk it and swim off so show her some sharks swimming around 1st,

lol

^^

its true,
No matter what gabry would still swim!!

in such a case u'll only get her to say yes but she will never keep her yes.

Senseless Nonesense!

190:

^^

its true,
No matter what gabry would still swim!!

HMMM!!!!! I go grab the shark and shove it in your arsehole make him fit disvi>rgin you fullll. . . .

Gabry:


HMMM!!!!! I go grab the shark and shove it in your arsehole make him fit disvi>rgin you fullll. . . .

gal u harsh ooo

@op
nice one

Gabry:


HMMM!!!!! I go grab the shark and shove it in your arsehole make him fit disvi>rgin you fullll. . . .

lol
we all know wat a shark does 2 human beings~ and besides i have since lost my virginity since 1902, during the tyme of your great grand fathers!!

kody-licky:

gal u harsh ooo

Hey gurl, long time! Where have u been?

Yes naa cause 190 started it first on other threads.

190:

lol
we all know wat a shark does 2 human beings~ and besides i have since lost my virginity since 1902, during the tyme of your great grand fathers!!

Correction! U lost your virginity in 1902 on your koko and not on your arsehole so now confirm the shark go disvirgined u in the arsehole

Gabry:

Hey gurl, long time! Where have u been?

Yes naa cause 190 started it first on other threads.



Correction! U lost your virginity in 1902 on your koko and not on your arsehole so now confirm the shark go disvirgined u in the arsehole

com'on gurl we are grown ups!
add me on fb immediately!

@ Gaby
i ve been around NL sha doing more of reading than posting
anyway dont mind 190 he is just a trouble shooter

Hun

190:

com'on gurl we are grown ups!
add me on fb immediately!

FB? Wetin FB? For whia FB? i thought we are enemies?   Are you havin Babalawo at your side to juju me abi?  

kody-licky:

@ Gaby
i ve been around NL sha doing more of reading than posting
anyway dont mind 190 he is just a trouble shooter

Trouble shooter or trouble maker?  

Trouble shooter or trouble maker?  
[quote][/quote]

whichever one u choose, if it has "trouble" as the first word then u ve found 190

kody-licky:


Trouble shooter or trouble maker?  


whichever one u choose, if it has "trouble" as the first word then u ve found 190   

LOL! U are right! If I go see him in real life, I swear I would pluck out his ballz, skin it alive and wrap it on his head make him use it as his hat for church! 

Simlpy tel her ur mind: How;

You:Lindy, i hv a very important something i want frm u
Lindy: Tell m wat it is
You:Pls b4 i fire on, promise u will give m
Lindy: If i hv it, sure i will.
You: Sure you hv it and it is very simple and harmless
Lindy: Alright go on and ask.
You: With seriousness u will say it U i want, pls say u do.
Lindy:Wat's all these u are saying, i am sure u don't mean it.
You: I mean every word i dish out of my mouth and i am ready stay by my words
You: Try to make her undersand how you feel with seriousness and some kind of mind softening words. e.g little joke
Whatever she says will determine how you will present ur own point.
Try it and let m hv a feedback.
Bye 4 now

tell her to open her pant!

it's a command! u must OPEN! tell her like that

^EhN?

OK, After all the Beefs and Hook-ups,

HOW DO I PROPOSE 2 A GAL NA??

use ur male instinct.

gabry that was harsh of u so u wanted to shove the shark up his arshole

big head:

gabry that was harsh of u so u wanted to shove the shark up his arshole

No be so naaa. I know the shark is in love with him

Gabry:

No be so naaa. I know the shark is in love with him

u r making me crack ma ribs

big head:

u r making me crack ma ribs

Pele naa. I didnt mean to

There's no specific way.If u r true, u'll c a way.

A smart woman will say YES and dump you when she reach dry land, Whistling!

@poster, you posted it this in the JOKE section.