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Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by ogbiwa: 1:23pm On Apr 04, 2018
Iamkuttie:

Meanwhile...

*At Barca's Dressing Room*

Suarez: Man, Y'll see what Ronaldo did yestday?

Iniesta: That guy is a super human.

Dembele: How i wishe i can play with him!

Alba: Yes my brother, itz much better to play with him than against him, Pique will tell you more.

Pique: *eye him and hissed*

*Messi entered*

Rakitic: hey Messi, you saw that bicycle kick from Ronaldo yestday...??

Messi: Yeah i saw it, whats so special about it?

Coutinho: Hian, Messi...
For once forget the rivalry and appreciate whats good.

Messi: You guys should just stop the hype.
If you guys wan't me to score such goal times two, i will do that!!

All: Yeah, we want you.
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*Few minutes Later...*

Messi: ...


Kai why this now gringringringringringrin
Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by Arsenella007(f): 1:23pm On Apr 04, 2018
Ajeborhustler1:
you haven't made sense

You must be the jar jar binks of your clan. Oh well
Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by chloride6: 1:53pm On Apr 04, 2018
onyxo76:
Must one go such a club? when i can hang out and eat a good meal of grilled fish and potato chips at a joint in Surulere for such an amount.

Guy, God bless you. Wetin i find for club?

Even olosho girls dey for bar and joint..

So what do you need to go a club for?
Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by CSTR1002: 2:08pm On Apr 04, 2018
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Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by Muzikluva(m): 2:16pm On Apr 04, 2018
Iamkuttie:

Meanwhile...

*At Barca's Dressing Room*

Suarez: Man, Y'll see what Ronaldo did yestday?

Iniesta: That guy is a super human.

Dembele: How i wishe i can play with him!

Alba: Yes my brother, itz much better to play with him than against him, Pique will tell you more.

Pique: *eye him and hissed*

*Messi entered*

Rakitic: hey Messi, you saw that bicycle kick from Ronaldo yestday...??

Messi: Yeah i saw it, whats so special about it?

Coutinho: Hian, Messi...
For once forget the rivalry and appreciate whats good.

Messi: You guys should just stop the hype.
If you guys wan't me to score such goal times two, i will do that!!

All: Yeah, we want you.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
*Few minutes Later...*

Messi: ...
Lmao grin grin grin grin the last part with the picture is so hilarious
Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by AK481(m): 2:18pm On Apr 04, 2018
mantosa:


I don't think he will. His expenses are literally electricity and security. Shina Peller is selling fantasy and fantasy sells.

How much you think is annual rent for that location? Even if he owns the property, he should pay rent to himself.

How much is waiter paid?

How much is their bouncers paid?

Lightening and ac maintenance

So much dead debt in club biz
Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by IamaNigerianGuy(m): 2:20pm On Apr 04, 2018
CSTR1002:

I have always thought so too. The IPhone was not designed for the african market.

It cost far more than it is worth.

I am sure the folks at Apple HQ would be amused at these buyers from the african continent. They rely on Bill gates for polio vaccines but can afford a phone of $800.

I would laugh my head off if i was an american working at Apple. Africans are funding my american existence.

I agree with all you wrote.

The White man has marvelled at the Black man for 500 years. There is no end to our foolishness.

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Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by haryomikun(m): 2:31pm On Apr 04, 2018
Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by mantosa(m): 4:04pm On Apr 04, 2018
AK481:


How much you think is annual rent for that location? Even if he owns the property, he should pay rent to himself.

How much is waiter paid?

How much is their bouncers paid?

Lightening and ac maintenance

So much dead debt in club biz

When I mean his expenses are electricity and security, I mean that what he pays more for.

He owns the building. Nigeria first purpose built club.

Most waiters end low, they make more from tips and extortion when you are drunk.

Bouncers - under security.

He does maintenance twice in a year when he renovates. Every other maintenance are now expensive.

I know how club business run. Shina Peller is cashing out.
Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by friendlyenemy: 4:10pm On Apr 04, 2018
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Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by jaychubi: 4:20pm On Apr 04, 2018
IamaNigerianGuy:
Nigerians are really a dull lot. Always drawing the wrong conclusions. There lesson to be learned here is not "I must be rich" but, "God please deliver me from foolishness"

Sina Peller will make me buy water for 3k ? I will like to see the jazz he uses.

Youth abroad discovering, inventing, advancing . The ones here take delight in drinking expensive water and buying overpriced phones.

Let me say it here straight up : If you use an iPhone (bought it, borrowed it, stole it, I don't care) and you earn less than 400k a month or you don't own your own land and house, THERE. IS. SOMETHING. WRONG. WITH. YOU.
The iPhone is not for the African market dumbo.

U deserve a medal, very intelligent dude

I don't just get it when ppl brag about wasting resources

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Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by zudozz: 4:20pm On Apr 04, 2018
too much fake life for this country especially on the island of Lagos.. Some of those boys driving benz drinking champagne no get 500k 4 acc

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Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by jaychubi: 4:21pm On Apr 04, 2018
IamaNigerianGuy:
Nigerians are really a dull lot. Always drawing the wrong conclusions. There lesson to be learned here is not "I must be rich" but, "God please deliver me from foolishness"

Sina Peller will make me buy water for 3k ? I will like to see the jazz he uses.

Youth abroad discovering, inventing, advancing . The ones here take delight in drinking expensive water and buying overpriced phones.

Let me say it here straight up : If you use an iPhone (bought it, borrowed it, stole it, I don't care) and you earn less than 400k a month or you don't own your own land and house, THERE. IS. SOMETHING. WRONG. WITH. YOU.
The iPhone is not for the African market dumbo.

U deserve a medal, very intelligent dude

I don't just get it when ppl brag about wasting resources.
95 % of ppl at such clubs don't earn money legit, u can't find a dangote there.

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Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by ItzBIM(m): 4:39pm On Apr 04, 2018
IamaNigerianGuy:
Nigerians are really a dull lot. Always drawing the wrong conclusions. There lesson to be learned here is not "I must be rich" but, "God please deliver me from foolishness"

Sina Peller will make me buy water for 3k ? I will like to see the jazz he uses.

Youth abroad discovering, inventing, advancing . The ones here take delight in drinking expensive water and buying overpriced phones.

Let me say it here straight up : If you use an iPhone (bought it, borrowed it, stole it, I don't care) and you earn less than 400k a month or you don't own your own land and house, THERE. IS. SOMETHING. WRONG. WITH. YOU.
The iPhone is not for the African market dumbo.

Like my favourite rapper said “how do you have a lambo and a landlord ? “
Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by gretblue: 5:03pm On Apr 04, 2018
mantosa:
Table water is 5k on weekends at Quilox. Weekdays 3k.

Shina Peller is freaking cashing out!
You said it as it is. If you mistakenly go there during a weekend when Ambode or Obagool / Martins are around, you definitely might not be welcome as a seasonal guests. Quilox has a standard from day 1, their doors are not opened for everyone.
Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by IAmSkinny: 5:09pm On Apr 04, 2018
Proudlyngwa:


We are used to it bro, but your post not hitting front page is good atimes as trolls have taken over front page, if you want reasonable discussion, build up a network of followers and mention them, when you bring up a post.
That's exactly what I will do now. I think the admins of this place should check out reddit once a while and get to see the difference.
Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by Gazzy88(m): 5:33pm On Apr 04, 2018
So far both iPhone and G-wagon are invented by a man like me and not created by God, I no fit flaunt am even if I get them plenty. The world's HQ of stupidity and insecurity is Lagos,Nigeria coordinated by overnight millionaires (olosho and G-boys dem).

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Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by Youngholy413(m): 5:36pm On Apr 04, 2018
Hypocrite you don ever give begger money?
Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by Nobody: 5:56pm On Apr 04, 2018
IamaNigerianGuy:
Nigerians are really a dull lot. Always drawing the wrong conclusions. There lesson to be learned here is not "I must be rich" but, "God please deliver me from foolishness"

Sina Peller will make me buy water for 3k ? I will like to see the jazz he uses.

Youth abroad discovering, inventing, advancing . The ones here take delight in drinking expensive water and buying overpriced phones.

Let me say it here straight up : If you use an iPhone (bought it, borrowed it, stole it, I don't care) and you earn less than 400k a month or you don't own your own land and house, THERE. IS. SOMETHING. WRONG. WITH. YOU.
The iPhone is not for the African market dumbo.

My dear kpele e no concern you wetin person dey use no compare anyone for this life some be stars dem still dey pay rent everything get its time

My own Be say make sure you focus on your shit leave the rest for your conscience we fit borrow you if you no have the babe wan malign the business you can tell by her posts

Everyone is rich or broke at simultaneous times in their life it’s not a permanent status unless you choose to be you must hustle what you know how much is the phone how much is it to buy land in Lagos use your sense abeg your dulling your village

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Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by Neoteny(m): 6:04pm On Apr 04, 2018
99.9% of social media stories that begin with "So.." are lies.

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Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by kushme: 6:11pm On Apr 04, 2018
nitt:
That's y u can never see the kinds of zuckerberg or oprah doing such stupid tinzzz

Na insecure pipl and those battling complex full dere

Iphone ko x wagon ni

Mtcheeu!

True talk... Trying to keep up with the Joneses...

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Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by IamaNigerianGuy(m): 6:20pm On Apr 04, 2018
ItzBIM:


Like my favourite rapper said “how do you have a lambo and a landlord ? “

Wise words.
Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by Proudlyngwa(m): 6:32pm On Apr 04, 2018
IAmSkinny:

That's exactly what I will do now. I think the admins of this place should check out reddit once a while and get to see the difference.
Reddit is too unserious for me, I prefer quora
Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by Rebsy(f): 6:59pm On Apr 04, 2018
hmm...I was at Quilox yesterday (and several other times before then) but I don't have an iPhone nor a G Wagon. Just wondering where this is coming from. Oya Shina Peller over to you o?
Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by IAmSkinny: 8:39pm On Apr 04, 2018
Proudlyngwa:

Reddit is too unserious for me, I prefer quora
I haven't tried quora sha. But I think reddit is very strict o. They can ban ehn.
Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by Proudlyngwa(m): 9:42pm On Apr 04, 2018
IAmSkinny:

I haven't tried quora sha. But I think reddit is very strict o. They can ban ehn.

Reddit needs to work on their site navigation.
Try Quora, you will love it
Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by slimdamatrix1(m): 3:35am On Apr 05, 2018
Lmao!
Actually made me laugh. �

P:S
NL should update and allow smileys/ emoticons appear along with comments, sick of the limited smileys we have here.
Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by slimdamatrix1(m): 3:37am On Apr 05, 2018
Rebsy:
hmm...I was at Quilox yesterday (and several other times before then) but I don't have an iPhone nor a G Wagon. Just wondering where this is coming from. Oya Shina Peller over to you o?

Maybe you always rush in when the security is distracted angry
Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by IamaNigerianGuy(m): 4:14am On Apr 05, 2018
Gerrard59:


Not your money. Why should it be your problem? For instance, there are persons who desire to reside in certain areas and they plan achieving their dream. That they desire to own a house does not mean they will get one anywhere. Tiwa Savage recently bought a house in Lekki, does it mean she could not have done same in Ketu? No. But I'm 99% sure she owned an iPhone before the house purchase.

So I ask, was something wrong with Tiwa Savage?

Nothing is wrong with Tiwa; but this is not about Tiwa. Tiwa is doing well by any global standard; my post was directed at those who feel the need to keep up with the Joneses.
Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by agohmamuda(m): 4:30am On Apr 05, 2018
coolh3ad:



She is telling nothing but TRUTH.....

It will be hard for me to be live because last year December, I took a Taxify there, I entered without issue, doe I was been steered at. I look round and left almost immediately. I didn't even sit. All these lies was wat I wanted to confirm my self. some are slightly true but most are exaggerated and part are lies.
Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by coolh3ad(m): 5:29am On Apr 05, 2018
agohmamuda:


It will be hard for me to be live because last year December, I took a Taxify there, I entered without issue, doe I was been steered at. I look round and left almost immediately. I didn't even sit. All these lies was wat I wanted to confirm my self. some are slightly true but most are exaggerated and part are lies.

At what time of the day did you go there sir?. Secondly, you didn't buy anything so there is no way you will be able to know the prices of drinks sold there....
Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by agohmamuda(m): 6:02am On Apr 05, 2018
coolh3ad:


At what time of the day did you go there sir?. Secondly, you didn't buy anything so there is no way you will be able to know the prices of drinks sold there....

Day time actually. And I did saw their price list. That's why I said some are true why some are exaggerated and most LIES.

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