Gerrard59:



You goofed!!!!

Just like you, I write - frequently, and it is constrictive criticism like this that improves one's writing skills. This is not how to accept a review done on your work.

@Post, Used to eat it those days. Until the day tittle-tattle went round that one of the ways of preparation involves rubbing it in the anus.

Sorry bro... The way he fired me got me angry.. I forgot to proofread properly yesterday... Thanks

yeyerolling:
They said aboki uses armpit to roll it

For me,l heard they roll it on their black inner laps...
l stopped eating it cos it made me bit my inner lips

Samsimple:
Kulikuli and garri saving lives since 1928...

fast food for d common man

naturalwaves:

This write-up is very terrible OP. Try and always make someone proof read your write-ups before publishing them. If a primary 6 pupils writes this, such child deserves being flogged talkless of an adult that blogs.

Bro wetin be TALKLESS? Next time use LET ALONE

AIZubair:

Oh boy, you strong o. U no dey pollute air. Na wind you dey break!
Chon Sir!

Twale, my comrade! Na the right expression be that oooo.
Mess / pollute (pidgin lingua). Break wind / fart (standard expression). But all join, bros! Twale, bros!

Obinoscopy:
Why? Are you saying this thread isn't front-page worthy?

who don't know kulikuli is made from groundnut and fried with groundnut oil?

Olusharp:


https://thrillngr.com/2018/04/07/kulikuli-check-out-mindbowing-facts-about-the-popular-snack-found-in-west-africa/

no need to advise it's already branded and sold all over..


U see i got it also?? Daz 5eurs a box..If u love it u will look for it..Lol

naturalwaves:

This write-up is very terrible OP. Try and always make someone proof read your write-ups before publishing them. If a primary 6 pupils writes this, such child [s]deserves[/s] [s]being[/s] flogged talkless of an adult that blogs.

If ( used in the subjunctive mood) a primary six pupil wrote this, such a child would have been flogged let alone ( not to mention ) an adult that blogs.

Note: In subjunctive mood, the main verbs take the past tense form.

PS: Above is how I would've written it.

naturalwaves:

This write-up is very terrible OP. Try and always make someone proof read your write-ups before publishing them. If a primary 6 pupils writes this, such child deserves being flogged talkless of an adult that blogs.

Shut your mouth..

There's a way you can correct someone without being silly

And by the way, ''talkless''is obsolete.

That's correcting someone without being naughty

Peace

givan:
Awww, Kulikuli is my best fruit.

lol.. ode!

Lolzz.......and after taking our breakfast at the Lokoja terminals, I and my friend were set to continue our journey to Edo. But before then, he went to buy a dozen of Plastic coke.

And I thought it was for our consumption, but dude said it was for shares cos his car docs are expired......For who....for the uniform men in the retinues of check points we gon meet before we reach our destination....

Before we arrived home, Coke remain one bottle

Nice one from op

U can check my moniker to order and get your kulikuli and other local chips delivered to u.

IkpuNnegiEwu44:
Stopped eating after I saw a dirty Hausa lady rolling the long type kulikuli on her lap while covered on groundnut oil

thanks but here in federal poly ede we still dey gbadun our kulikuli. kulikuli and garri has been saving student since 1888

givan:
Awww, Kulikuli is my best fruit.

funke! fuke!!

oyatmicah:
i will create another Nairaland account if this kulikuli topic should make front page.
but wait OP, whats ur definition of "snack"?

Oya comment your new moniker ASAP.

naturalwaves:

Honestly, I'm not after the errors but just want him to get better. The write-up would have been far better if someone had gone through it as well. As you can see, someone corrected me too and I'm not impervious to learning like the OP. We're all here to learn. I'm pained because the topic seems very interesting.

Keep shut jor. Your intention was to deride him because of the useless likes you would get.

Now that you too have been humiliated, this rubbish you're saying is just damage control.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
The frying will kill the germs.

Na correct Nigerian bro you be

Guy dat tins sweet die...

exclusivejayce:
Oya comment your new moniker ASAP.

choppey

Olusharp:


https://thrillngr.com/2018/04/07/kulikuli-check-out-mindbowing-facts-about-the-popular-snack-found-in-west-africa/

Thanks for bringing kulikuli to our remembrance again.

As for the repackaging, I actually work as an affiliate marketer for a startup that produces kulikuli in a very unique taste at affordable cost.

If you would like to give it a taste, I can send one to you for free, if you wouldn't mind paying for the delivery cost.

I await your response.

You can reach me on 08123374450.

Thanks!

Offpoint:
Greatest discovery of all time... Government should set aside a day for it celebration. Like 'World Kulikuli Celebration Day'
even the name's so sweet the discoverer had to name it twice 'Kuli--kuli'.

As a Chairman Association of Gari Drinkers(AGD) I dedicate this page to Gari/Kwilikwili'

I demand that everyone reading this post should please in a standing ovation mode give some honour to Gari and kwili, the life-saver.
Gari unarguably is the greatest discovery of all time, the greatest lifesaver.
Imagine how many Nigeria students would have died without this great discovery. The man that discovered Gari deserves to be celebrated. Beans and bread saved thousands, but the almighty Gari saved millions. In times of difficulties Gari stood by me, when I had nothing it stood by me, when indomie, salad, rice and co looked down on me- Gari was there for me. It time management is out of this world 'cuz within a twinkle of an eye... it's ready for consumption, without you Gari: the numbers of dropped out students in Nigeria would had/have increase(d) drastically. Oh, Gari! my beautiful Gari... imagine the world without you!... I celebrate you.... your loyally fans. Thank you Gari, Thank you kuli-kuki. I don't know how long you guys have been in existence, but one thing I know for sure is... you guys and your cousin's groundnut had been some hell of faith and loyal servants. Salute!!!

Bro, I troway salute o! But forget it, You didn't drink garrison

Offpoint:
Greatest discovery of all time... Government should set aside a day for it celebration. Like 'World Kulikuli Celebration Day'
even the name's so sweet the discoverer had to name it twice 'Kuli--kuli'.

As a Chairman Association of Gari Drinkers(AGD) I dedicate this page to Gari/Kwilikwili'

I demand that everyone reading this post should please in a standing ovation mode give some honour to Gari and kwili, the life-saver.
Gari unarguably is the greatest discovery of all time, the greatest lifesaver.
Imagine how many Nigeria students would have died without this great discovery. The man that discovered Gari deserves to be celebrated. Beans and bread saved thousands, but the almighty Gari saved millions. In times of difficulties Gari stood by me, when I had nothing it stood by me, when indomie, salad, rice and co looked down on me- Gari was there for me. It time management is out of this world 'cuz within a twinkle of an eye... it's ready for consumption, without you Gari: the numbers of dropped out students in Nigeria would had/have increase(d) drastically. Oh, Gari! my beautiful Gari... imagine the world without you!... I celebrate you.... your loyally fans. Thank you Gari, Thank you kuli-kuki. I don't know how long you guys have been in existence, but one thing I know for sure is... you guys and your cousin's groundnut had been some hell of faith and loyal servants. Salute!!!

Bro, I troway salute o! But forget it, You didn't drink garri pass me o - I'm a Garri Lord!

I now resell kuli-kuki made by a startup and the taste is like no other. You can place order!

roscotai:






Bro, I troway salute o! But forget it, You didn't drink garrison

E be like Sey you want make I show you my PHD certificate and Awards for the greatest garrison drinker. I drink Garri sotey e come dey cure malaria for my body.

it is for this love of kuli kuli and garri of garri and beans that our Government did their thing to make sure that the price of Dis commodities would increase drastically.even kuli kuli is no longer 50 kobo.
I wonder what our students survive on now. it is for this love of kuli kuli and garri of garri and beans that our Government did their thing to make sure that the price of Dis commodities would increase drastically.even kuli kuli is no longer 50 kobo.
I wonder what our students survive on now.

roscotai:






Bro, I troway salute o! But forget it, You didn't drink garrison

E be like Sey you want make I show you my PHD certificate and Awards for the greatest garrison drinker. I drink Garri sotey e come dey cure malaria for my body.

There was kulikuli I ate sometime last year that was our of this world. This was export quality stuff.

A lady had bought this well packaged in Abuja. I just wish I knew where she bought.

I'm sure one will make a killing simply by mass producing and selling not only locally but internationally as well

roscotai:






Bro, I troway salute o! But forget it, You didn't drink garri pass me o - I'm a Garri Lord!

I now resell kuli-kuki made by a startup and the taste is like no other. You can place order!

Oga, can I get a sample of this kulikuli?
080-33-472-004

omoelerin1:
Keep shut jor. Your intention was to deride him because of the useless likes you would get.

Now that you too have been humiliated, this rubbish you're saying is just damage control.

What useless likes are you talking about. Humiliation? Permit me to laugh. So, because someone told me it is "talk more" instead of "talkless", that translates to humiliation in your head? You think everyone here is a kid like you. Didn't even think it would be moved to the front page. It was a barren thread when I commented.

dairykidd:

Lolz bro no be joke oo just try it out one day sha u too will testify

am not a bear gang.
malt will. go

chukxie:


If ( used in the subjunctive mood) a primary six pupil wrote this, such a child would have been flogged let alone ( not to mention ) an adult that blogs.

Note: In subjunctive mood, the main verbs take the past tense form.

PS: Above is how I would've written it.

Lol. I'm sure you clearly understand what my initial post was all about. There is a great difference between a terrible write-up and errors being found in a write-up. The OP blogs and it is a normal thing to get his write-ups checked by someone else. Would that be a crime? If we are to subject everyone's statement to a very thorough scrutiny, we will definitely see a couple of errors. Seeing errors in a write-up is so different from having a calamitous write-up. You may want to go back and read again.

PS: I do not need to be checking what I write so much because I'm not writing officially and I'm not blogging. However, for someone who is into blogging, some little checks here and there wouldn't be a bad idea. As for your corrections, thank you.

naturalwaves:

What useless likes are you talking about. Humiliation? Permit me to laugh. So, because someone told me it is "talk more" instead of "talkless", that translates to humiliation in your head? You think everyone here is a kid like you. Didn't even think it would be moved to the front page. It was a barren thread when I commented.

Get out.
You're a bad person.

Olusharp:


https://thrillngr.com/2018/04/07/kulikuli-check-out-mindbowing-facts-about-the-popular-snack-found-in-west-africa/

Best snacks ever i can never get tired of including donkwa.