Divay22:

Awww
It's better that way..
So you're the Check up of the house?

Lol @ check of the house, Yeah I am! We just two; me and my older sis + Shez married

Aww so sweet. Makes me remember when I brought a guy home. My brothers made it wonderful.

emmyid:
In Nigeria, big bro would want to show seniority and his domineering nature by scolding you and warning you never to catch you with a girl, talk more of bringing her home.

His Dad even played Soul music for them? Well, my Dad wouldn't do that for me at that age though.

Some brothers go wan collect the babe from u sef!

dynicks:
naija big brother will instead scold u nd say :

young man when i was ur age, I'd not developed d mind to woo a lady not to talk of inviting one over for a date!

now will u get inside and continue with ur studies!

that's true my big brothers spoilt my show anytime they see me with a girl the will command immediately to go back to the house mehn kind of embrassing but today whenever they see babes posting pictures and tagging they will be how you see that girl arrange her for me anytime they chat me it is woman matter come you this boy how come you have beautiful girls as friends on Facebook.

shiiit wasn't complete bro..I've got d full story

maxiuc:
that's true my big brothers spoilt my show anytime they see me with a girl the will command immediately to go back to the house mehn kind of embrassing but today whenever they see babes posting pictures and tagging they will be how you see that girl arrange her for me anytime they chat me it is woman matter come you this boy how come you have beautiful girls as friends on Facebook.

Divay22:
Which 9ja Big brother wee do this one..

lol when all my big brothers where always looking for a way to shag any girl they hear am dating then

even one of my ex recently told me one of my elder bros is hitting on her

i just tire,..na real big bro be this. the tie in that family na comfirm

That's what big brothers are for.

Proud to be one.

So sweet...I wish the plate itself is something totally white with sports of roses

DreamSonInlaw:


Lol @ check of the house, Yeah I am! We just two; me and my older sis + Shez married

I am too.
One elder bro, but not married yet...
Sometimes i wish i have a kid sis, but other times am happy i don't have.

Xmen149:


lol when all my big brothers where always looking for a way to shag any girl they hear am dating then

even one of my ex recently told me one of my elder bros is hitting on her

i just tire,..na real big bro be this. the tie in that family na comfirm

Lol
They want to enjoy what their kid bro is enjoying and maybe do it more better than him

No come use Mr. Nice guy aka big brother oil ur kid brother crush oh! [b][/b]I've seen it before o!

GistRealm:
Jamaican twitter user, @king_suaave's tweet about how he save his younger brother's date has got people talking.

The romantic and caring brother went to any length he could to make everything go well and thanks to God, the girl loved everything he did.

Apart from commending his effort on his lil bro, female twitter users are already asking if they can hook up with him...lol



https://www.gistrealm.com/romantic-twitter-user-narrates-how-he-helped-his-brothers-date-with-his-crush-a-sweet-one/

Divay22:

I am too.
One elder bro, but not married yet...
Sometimes i wish i have a kid sis, but other times am happy i don't have.

Wow! Maybe we should whatsapp or something (purely platonic). At times I crave for a kid bro, lil sis? Nah at time I say thank God I don't have a younger sis... really hard to train a girl child...Buh if I had one i'm sure she'll have come good

ashjay001:



Mine did. More than this sef!


First real sex experience, I was coming out of d room to receive tips


Olu d Great!!! 1luv

na so

Mtchew Na brother be dis jare.the day I brought my babe to my hux what dis my brother did to me was so embarrassing that I gat to quit dis relationship.i won't forget that

Divay22:

Lol
They want to enjoy what their kid bro is enjoying and maybe do it more better than him

the the thing weak my spirit

DreamSonInlaw:


Wow! Maybe we should whatsapp or something (purely platonic). At times I crave for a kid bro, lil sis? Nah at time I say thank God I don't have a younger sis... really hard to train a girl child...Buh if I had one i'm sure she'll have come good

Lol... It comes with a lot of headache.
My bro aided in me turning out right today.

Xmen149:


the the thing weak my spirit

But at least they taught you a lot of things

Divay22:

But at least they taught you a lot of things

lol,.only my immediate elder bro,that one na my correct guy man we take bullets for each other but the rest na hawk they used to snoop around my social media profile and phone sef i became FBI and over secretive ,i even found out a lot of my cousins are like so,if you are lady that like money and is dating anyone your name na sorry

Xmen149:


lol,.only my immediate elder bro,that one na my correct guy man we take bullets for each other but the rest na hawk they used to snoop around my social media profile and phone sef i became FBI and over secretive ,i even found out a lot of my cousins are like so,if you are lady that like money and is dating anyone your name na sorry

Lol
I wish my bro were much... I love hanging out with guys more than ladies..
I feel secure and tend to act like a baby..
But it's all good.. Lucky i have one..
You gat any sis?

Divay22:

Lol
I wish my bro were much... I love hanging out with guys more than ladies..
I feel secure and tend to act like a baby..
But it's all good.. Lucky i have one..
You gat any sis?

lol @ "act like baby" ua one of those that do taata for boys abi

yes,.the first is my gossip mate and second mum .the second?"we like pheobe and max thunderman" chasing each other end to end she be last person u will want to know that you gat a crush on someone

But all the ladies every of my elder bro brought home then where loved by all oh,.how all of them dey chase me like tom and jery later i no get

Divay22:

Lol... It comes with a lot of headache.
My bro aided in me turning out right today.

God bless him.
You just gone turn a blind eye to my suggestn?

DreamSonInlaw:


God bless him.
You just gone turn a blind eye to my suggestn?

Lol.
Alright you can.

Divay22:

Lol.
Alright you can.

Nairaland is really complicated for me how do we connect? Inbox or something

DreamSonInlaw:


Nairaland is really complicated for me how do we connect? Inbox or something

You send a pm
Then I'll reply via mail

Divay22:

You send a pm
Then I'll reply via mail

Only saw an email option which I sent.
Sowee for stressing u out today

ashjay001:



Mine did. More than this sef!


First real sex experience, I was coming out of d room to receive tips


Olu d Great!!! 1luv

ARE YOU SURE? Was it a party or u bribed him. That doesnt sound like a nigerian brother. Can u gv a detailed explanation?

if the girl carry belle the boy get right to his brother as excuse cuz na him cause am

jmichael259:

ARE YOU SURE? Was it a party or u bribed him. That doesnt sound like a nigerian brother. Can u gv a detailed explanation?

See am, e wan hear tory


We still compare notes, 20+ years later.
Nowadays, he's laid-back.

He's d kind of elder bro, every kid wishes for. I'm tryna be d kind of father/uncle, every boy wishes for