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On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Mimzyy(f): 8:45am On Apr 08, 2018
LONG POST ALERT.

On saggy boobs and 'loose' Vaginas.

Let's discuss and enlighten ourselves on common misconceptions which society uses to stigmatise women.

SAGGY BOOBS AND LOOSE VAGINAS.

A few days ago, I watched a clip of a very brave and beautiful Nigerian girl, Chidera Eggerue, on our British TV here. She is campaigning to end the stigma associated with saggy boobs with her #SaggyBoobsMatter. She wore a blouse with a plunging neckline and no bra. And her boobs are not firm. And she is a young girl! She is taking control and confronting the stigma associated with saggy boobs. She has not birthed any baby and yet has very saggy boobs. She said she used to be ashamed of her boobs but has now decided to take control back. She will not be made to feel ashamed of something she has no control over. She has naturally saggy boobs! Simple!

Some women have boobs that are naturally saggy. From the onset, it has not been firm and it has got nothing to do with the amount of sex they have had. It is just their genetic make up. Also, pregnancy and breastfeeding can make boobs lose their firmness. The amount of sex a woman has had does not determine how perky or saggy her boobs get to be.

Now, to the issue of loose vaginas. There is also a common misconception that a woman's Vagina gets slack if she has had a lot of joysticks going through it. Errmmm... NO. The Vagina is very very elastic! What is a Penis compared to a human being? A whole human being! If a Vagina can slacken because of small Penis( yeah... small Penis. I don't care how big a Penis is, it is still small compared to a baby), how is it supposed to allow the exit of a whole human being?

This is the truth - a vagina loosens up when aroused in readiness for penetration. And after sex, it tightens up again. Each woman is different. While one woman might have a large Vagina, the next woman might have a small Vagina. It is just the genetic make up of each woman.

Now, listen up guys! YOUR PENIS IS NOT BIG ENOUGH TO SLACKEN OUR VAGINA!!!

If you have sex with a girl and you feel she is not tight, and you are sure that it is not your penis that is small, then, it is quite likely that the lady has a vagina that is big and that has nothing to do with the amount of Penis that has been in it. A man with a small Penis did not create his Penis. A woman with a big Vagina did not create her Vagina. Just as there is nothing wrong with a man having a small Penis, there is also nothing wrong in a woman having a big Vagina. The only problem, actually is those men who, knowing that they are the ones with a small Penis, try to slut shame a girl by saying she has a 'loose' Vagina or a man with a small Penis having zero pre-intimacy moves. That would be terrible!!!

A Vagina has no meter mbok. In the words of a friend, 'totoh no dey read meter'. You can NEVER know how many joysticks a vagina has had based on it's tightness. Stop stigamatising already! It is because of this stigma that some women lie about their number when asked. They say they have only had one lover and that is just to explain why there is no hymen to tear.

Heaven help that virgin with a big Vagina and who also did not bleed on the first intercourse (yes, not all women bleed on being disvirgined). If that lady was married to a typical misogynist man who is expecting blood and a tight Vagina...

Your Penis, no matter how big can NOT compare with a human being.

Your Penis, no matter how big, cannot slacken a Vagina.

The 3 things that can make boobs saggy and a Vagina 'loose' are:

Genetics

Motherhood

Ageing

Thank you!

#LeaveOurVaginasAlone

#Sex_cannot_slacken_a_vagina

#SaggyBoobsMatter

#IHaveRunOutOfHashtags

Ps... if you, as a lady wants to tighten your vagina, Kegels will do it for you. Just stop your urine mid flow whenever you go to pee. Once you know how to do that, you can do the exercise anywhere, I'm even doing it now as I'm typing this.

As written by Olu Bunmi on Facebook

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Nobody: 8:46am On Apr 08, 2018
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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by IdeyFindWife: 8:49am On Apr 08, 2018
#MadamBoob defender, Aunty#IHaveRunOutOfHastags_Vjay exponent grin, when u pple deyb shake table dat time, e nor pain u.

When you flagged #AntiSmall-PenissCampaign on Twitter & u were all howling #MakeItBig_Or-Go dat time, you nor cry.

You successfully pitted brothers against brothers and divided age-long alliances because you succeeded in getting guys into foolish #D!ckMeasuring fiascos, nobody talk that time.

Can you count how many unfortunate men unwittingly booked early-bird ticket to the great yonder because of complications incurred while they were searching for your illusionary #MandingoDick, #MonsterCock & #PvssyDestroyer specs?

And do you know how many idiotss seeking to please you that have busted their kidney&liver health drinking various concoctions promised to deliver them #$trongHardErrections? U come dey cry now because boys want it tight, shey?

It goes both ways, body-shaming ain't good, it pays nobody on the long run.

A cursory look shoes you @the whole #BoobVjay argument sef is wack. If you can't deal a chick's physiology, why not let her be if she respects herself to not stick it in yo face and make it an issue instead of you being a nuisance to her?

Enough with the whining & bitching about girl's bodies. Guys talk smack about females then start fencing their own sisters, nieces & cousins, shyt's cray. undecided Everybody should shut da phuk up already and #Live&LetLive.

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by falconey(m): 8:56am On Apr 08, 2018
grin The writer wrote " stigamatising".

correction - stigmatising. Now I have to go round looking for girls the size of my dick. lol

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Demmtek(m): 8:59am On Apr 08, 2018
Where are the claimant and the defender.
For court case suit between mr saggy and mrs wider
Adjourned till further notice.
I rest my case
Coourt..
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Jazzlite: 9:01am On Apr 08, 2018
Mimzyy what's going on? You experiencing sudden transformations in those areas of concern?

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by HardMirror(m): 9:05am On Apr 08, 2018
Madam mimzyy grin
This is an important topic especially for we guys cos na we dey always complain -the irony.
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Jazzlite: 9:05am On Apr 08, 2018
Mimzyy:


LONG POST ALERT.

On saggy boobs and 'loose' Vaginas.

Let's discuss and enlighten ourselves on common misconceptions which society uses to stigmatise women.

SAGGY BOOBS AND LOOSE VAGINAS.

A few days ago, I watched a clip of a very brave and beautiful Nigerian girl, Chidera Eggerue, on our British TV here. She is campaigning to end the stigma associated with saggy boobs with her #SaggyBoobsMatter. She wore a blouse with a plunging neckline and no bra. And her boobs are not firm. And she is a young girl! She is taking control and confronting the stigma associated with saggy boobs. She has not birthed any baby and yet has very saggy boobs. She said she used to be ashamed of her boobs but has now decided to take control back. She will not be made to feel ashamed of something she has no control over. She has naturally saggy boobs! Simple!

Some women have boobs that are naturally saggy. From the onset, it has not been firm and it has got nothing to do with the amount of sex they have had. It is just their genetic make up. Also, pregnancy and breastfeeding can make boobs lose their firmness. The amount of sex a woman has had does not determine how perky or saggy her boobs get to be.

Now, to the issue of loose vaginas. There is also a common misconception that a woman's Vagina gets slack if she has had a lot of joysticks going through it. Errmmm... NO. The Vagina is very very elastic! What is a joystick compared to a human being? A whole human being! If a Vagina can slacken because of small joystick( yeah... small joystick. I don't care how big a joystick is, it is still small compared to a baby), how is it supposed to allow the exit of a whole human being?

This is the truth - a vagina loosens up when aroused in readiness for penetration. And after sex, it tightens up again. Each woman is different. While one woman might have a large Vagina, the next woman might have a small Vagina. It is just the genetic make up of each woman.

Now, listen up guys! YOUR joystick IS NOT BIG ENOUGH TO SLACKEN OUR VAGINA!!!

If you have sex with a girl and you feel she is not tight, and you are sure that it is not your joystick that is small, then, it is quite likely that the lady has a vagina that is big and that has nothing to do with the amount of joystick that has been in it. A man with a small joystick did not create his joystick. A woman with a big Vagina did not create her Vagina. Just as there is nothing wrong with a man having a small joystick, there is also nothing wrong in a woman having a big Vagina. The only problem, actually is those men who, knowing that they are the ones with a small joystick, try to slut shame a girl by saying she has a 'loose' Vagina or a man with a small joystick having zero pre-intimacy moves. That would be terrible!!!

A Vagina has no meter mbok. In the words of a friend, 'totoh no dey read meter'. You can NEVER know how many joysticks a vagina has had based on it's tightness. Stop stigamatising already! It is because of this stigma that some women lie about their number when asked. They say they have only had one lover and that is just to explain why there is no hymen to tear.

Heaven help that virgin with a big Vagina and who also did not bleed on the first intercourse (yes, not all women bleed on being disvirgined). If that lady was married to a typical misogynist man who is expecting blood and a tight Vagina...

Your joystick, no matter how big can NOT compare with a human being.

Your joystick, no matter how big, cannot slacken a Vagina.

The 3 things that can make boobs saggy and a Vagina 'loose' are:

Genetics

Motherhood

Ageing

Thank you!

#LeaveOurVaginasAlone

#Sex_cannot_slacken_a_vagina

#SaggyBoobsMatter

#IHaveRunOutOfHashtags

Ps... if you, as a lady wants to tighten your vagina, Kegels will do it for you. Just stop your urine mid flow whenever you go to pee. Once you know how to do that, you can do the exercise anywhere, I'm even doing it now as I'm typing this.


Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Flowers95: 9:07am On Apr 08, 2018
My dear we know this. Men have no idea about the female anatomy. Heck do they even know how to make a woman reach orgasm? Education is key, knowledge is power.

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by makydebbie(f): 9:07am On Apr 08, 2018
Nice one. Even a woman who has given birth to three children will have a tight vagina. Your joystick cannot slack a vagina.

Guys that thinks excess fond!ing of the boobs can make your boobs saggy are brain dead. Some boobs are naturally humble, while some are aggressive.

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Jazzlite: 9:13am On Apr 08, 2018
makydebbie:
Nice one. Even a woman who has given birth to three children will have a tight vagina. Your joystick cannot slack a vagina.

Guys that thinks excess fond!ing of the boobs can make your boobs saggy are brain dead. Some boobs are naturally humble, while some are aggressive.
Story. Tell us your situation. Don't fool prospective customers here.

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Nobody: 9:16am On Apr 08, 2018
makydebbie:
Nice one. Even a woman who has given birth to three children will have a tight vagina. Your joystick cannot slack a vagina.

Guys that thinks excess fond!ing of the boobs can make your boobs saggy are brain dead. Some boobs are naturally humble, while some are aggressive.

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by makydebbie(f): 9:17am On Apr 08, 2018
Jazzlite:

Story. Tell us your situation. Don't fool prospective customers here.
Learn to mind your business, and if you don't have any reasonable thing to say, keep scrolling. You should be worried about being frustrated this early morning and not my situation.


Click on this link, and you're welcome.

https://www.hercampus.com/school/cau/benefits-minding-your-own-business

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by CAPSLOCKED: 9:17am On Apr 08, 2018
makydebbie:
Nice one. Even a woman who has given birth to three children will have a tight vagina. Your joystick cannot slack a vagina.

Guys that thinks excess fond!ing of the boobs can make your boobs saggy are brain dead. Some boobs are naturally humble, while some are aggressive.



A LOT OF THINGS ARE WRONG WITH THIS POST, AND THE ENTIRE THREAD.


THOSE WHO KNOW, KNOW.

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Jazzlite: 9:21am On Apr 08, 2018
makydebbie:
Learn to mind your business, and if you don't have any reasonable thing to say, keep scrolling. You should be worried about being frustrated this early morning and not my situation.


Click on this link, and you're welcome.

https://www.hercampus.com/school/cau/benefits-minding-your-own-business
You are my business. If you like switch to Twi... I am still asking for an update on the situation of your equipments.

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by makydebbie(f): 9:21am On Apr 08, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:




A LOT OF THINGS ARE WRONG WITH THIS POST, AND THE ENTIRE THREAD.


THOSE WHO KNOW, KNOW.
You can always counter it with reasonable arguments.

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by iamsirmichael1(m): 9:26am On Apr 08, 2018
Story....

Wait for the real post. Coming in a bit.


Modified


What is it up there I read about a Vagina not getting slackened because of excess dick?? Lmao... Also made up a lame excuse of it being elastic.


Look here! You can reiterate this thing on threads and many might believe but not me.

1. If you say the Vagina is elastic, then you'll agree with me that there's a yield point (break point) in any material as well as a vagina. By that I mean when an elastic material undergoes stretching up to a point where it loses it's elasticity. You could also say no dick is big enough to cause such an expansion but that would be a very big misconception. Go watch a BBC porn vid

2. A vagina is elastic yeah?? Little wonder some men no longer prefer having sex with their woman after she's delivered of a baby... Most complaining of it's slacken state.

3. Oh yeah... How well is a Vagina Elastic?? Meet an old prostitute (by old I mean one who's been long in the occupation) and affirm how slackened her twàt is.

I'm not a misogynist but I hate misconceptions especially when construed so well that some gullible minds could fall for.

Counter this first and if I'm satisfied (that would be almost impossible), then I might start with the boobs theory.

Making these explanation just to stop slut shaming won't help much 'cause all men are ill-informed.

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Nobody: 9:30am On Apr 08, 2018
Jazzlite:

You are my business. If you like switch to Twi... I am still asking for an update on the situation of your equipments.
so it's her

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by CAPSLOCKED: 9:32am On Apr 08, 2018
makydebbie:
You can always counter it with reasonable arguments.


THERE'S NO NEED TO ARGUE WITH YOU.

HOW CAN I ARGUE WITH SOMEONE WHO TELLS ME THAT THERE'S NO OXYGEN IN NIGERIA?

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Nobody: 9:33am On Apr 08, 2018
mimzyy thank you for giving me multiple erections this morning I was getting worried why my rooster didn't crow today grin
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:33am On Apr 08, 2018
as much as the OP is right, and can come up with all the how/what/why toto get loose and tittays are sagging, she failed to focus on the main issue here.... and that is... aka slack toto and saggy boobs are a complete turm off, and the reason WHY they ended up that way is irrelevant to us men.

no excuses are needed for saggy boobs and widen cooty cat, as men will still look down on them.

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by makydebbie(f): 9:35am On Apr 08, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:



THERE'S NO NEED TO ARGUE WITH YOU.

HOW CAN I ARGUE WITH SOMEONE WHO TELLS ME THAT THERE'S NO OXYGEN IN NIGERIA?

Oh I said that? grin
Okay then.
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by internationalman(m): 9:36am On Apr 08, 2018
makydebbie:
Nice one. Even a woman who has given birth to three children will have a tight vagina. Your joystick cannot slack a vagina.

Guys that thinks excess fond!ing of the boobs can make your boobs saggy are brain dead. Some boobs are naturally humble, while some are aggressive.
A picture to corroborate what you are saying would've made for a better understanding..

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Nobody: 9:39am On Apr 08, 2018
makydebbie:
Nice one. Even a woman who has given birth to three children will have a tight vagina. Your joystick cannot slack a vagina.

Guys that thinks excess fond!ing of the boobs can make your boobs saggy are brain dead. Some boobs are naturally humble, while some are aggressive.

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by makydebbie(f): 9:41am On Apr 08, 2018
internationalman:

A picture to corroborate what you are saying would've made for a better understanding..
What kind of picture?
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by HardMirror(m): 9:43am On Apr 08, 2018
Truth be told, forget all these your defence for loose vejayjay. The amount of d!ck it gets and how often is a factor, tho not the only one. Leave long story

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by HardMirror(m): 9:45am On Apr 08, 2018
makydebbie:
Nice one. Even a woman who has given birth to three children will have a tight vagina. Your joystick cannot slack a vagina.

Guys that thinks excess fond!ing of the boobs can make your boobs saggy are brain dead. Some boobs are naturally humble, while some are aggressive.
another rubbish. How can it be tight? You think we are babies here?

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by highpriestess: 9:46am On Apr 08, 2018
nice.
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by speed99: 9:48am On Apr 08, 2018
Kai, on a Sunday morning fah?
kpekus slowly takes the shape of the drilling tool. different sizes and rate of use even confuses the internal structure of the kpekus. use and dis- use of body parts has a role to play. kpekus no dey carry slack. for Bobbi matter, if you let iron bender handle the boobs ehn? just figure out how some touts dey handle agege bread and pure water sachets. you still expect am to remain de same?

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Nobody: 9:50am On Apr 08, 2018
this is a fvcking case
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by iamsirmichael1(m): 9:54am On Apr 08, 2018
makydebbie:
Nice one. Even a woman who has given birth to three children will have a tight vagina. Your joystick cannot slack a vagina.

Guys that thinks excess fond!ing of the boobs can make your boobs saggy are brain dead. Some boobs are naturally humble, while some are aggressive.

By brain dead you mean we should buy all the lies construed so well we fall into it and get turned into a laughing stock??... I'd rather be brain dead than buy that sh!t!

Even a woman that has given birth to three children will have a tight vagina?? Now this is where I let loose...

What sorta nonsense have you been reading? I mean, why dafuq are women running to get their vagina tightened? Why are there Vagina tightening exercise? Why the Bleep are they also Vagina tightening operation?? Why dafuq are men complaining of their woman's vagina after delivery?? Lass, I hate to sound spiteful but some bogus info don't sit well with me

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by UDUJ(m): 10:01am On Apr 08, 2018
Interesting topic.

I have some counter points to put through after church service cool

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