I dreamt Hush Puppi was my driver and I was married to Tonto Dike then I became the President of Nigeria. I remember I threw all the past corrupt officials into prison and I was feeding them 1 meal of under 5dollars a day, so they can feel what they have put Nigeria through. One day Hush Puppi said to me: "Oga where you for see this kind woman marry?" I retorted "Why do you ask?", He replied: "Oga I like am well well she fine no be small", but before I could reply, my private G-wagon was waylayed by 4 men in police uniform. "Come down" one of them barked with a loud voice, as I came down i looked closely at one of the senior officer's face and I saw it was Davido. "Davido" I said, "Do you know I am your President?" Davido replied in a croaky voice "Egbon! Twale sir! Sorry sir it is a mistake! Please forgive my boys". Immediately he said it, I saw another car they had stopped earlier and Linda Ikeji ran towards me and said she was my minister of information that she just got Information that Bobrisky who we detained for sexual corruption charges when he was once Minister for Equality in the previous administration, has escaped and is planning to run against me in my 2nd term agenda for President. So I told her to call the first lady and...

Let me stop here first

What kind of Dream is This? Help me inteprete.

The meaning of the dream is that u are lying but nobody cares.

Young man make a dream that can be real not something that is unrealistic in that little fantasy mind of urs.

Imagine making hushpupi Ur fantasy driver self, and being the president of Nigeria, even making Davido a policeman, bros, even in Ur fantasy Ur mindset is still not creating a big picture(no offense).

U should have made Bill Gates Ur driver, Dangote a policeman, and u become the president of America, and that would have been better.

Please edit that fantasy and make urself classy for once my brother.

Na joke sha...

It means YOU ARE A LAZY NIGERIAN YOUTH with a very wishful imagination.

majorbravo:
I dreamt Hush Puppi was my driver and I was married to Tonto Dike then I became the President of Nigeria. I remember I threw all the past corrupt officials into prison and I was feeding them 1 meal of under 5dollars a day, so they can feel what they have put Nigeria through. One day Hush Puppi said to me: "Oga where you for see this kind woman marry?" I retorted "Why do you ask?", He replied: "Oga I like am well well she fine no be small", but before I could reply my wagon was waylayed by 4 men in police uniform. "Come down" one of them barked with a loud voice, as I came down i looked closely at one of the senior officer's face and I saw it was Davido. "Davido" I said, "Do you know I am your President?" Davido replied "Egbon! Twale sir! Sorry sir it is a mistake! Please forgive my boys". Immediately he said it, I saw another car they had stopped earlier and Linda Ikeji ran towards me and said she was my minister of information that she just got Information that Bobrisky is planning to run against me in my 2nd term agenda for President. So I told her to call the first lady and...

Let me stop here first

What kind of Dream is This? Help me inteprete.

Not a dream, Sir. Advanced stages of typhoid fever.

MhizzAJ can interpret dreams well

Stupidity everywhere

folake4u:
everywhere

Sho o mo age mi ni?

majorbravo:
Sho o mo age mi ni?

I don't understand Yoruba so interpret .

folake4u:



I don't understand Yoruba so interpret .

How do you know it's Yoruba in the first place?

majorbravo:
How do you know it's Yoruba in the first place?

I know

folake4u:



I know

So you don't need interpretation

majorbravo:
So you don't need interpretation

OK.

Oluwasaeon:
MhizzAJ can interpret dreams well

MhizzAJ:

Lol, wetin?

Mods help me out. I think this should be in celebrity section