MY FRIEND, HER BOYFRIEND AND I PART 1
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….. Damn not again! Why couldn’t I simply
one day, experience all I had read about in
novels and what my friends kept talking
about? Another one has come and gone and
I had to fake it again! It was frustrating.
‘Are you okay baby?’ Niyi asked me.
‘I’m fine’, I said with a fake smile.
Oh sorry! You were probably wondering what
I was talking about. Right? Let me introduce
myself to you. My name is Joke, I’m twenty-
five years old and my current boyfriend’s
name is Niyi. We’ve been dating for roughly
seven months and in all that time I’ve never
climaxxed when we have S£x, or let the truth
be told, in my five years of having Sekxual
intercourse; I’ve never climaxxed! I used to
think just being wet was orgas,m but I soon
realized it was more than that.
Oh… oh, you were probably feeling sorry for
me, I know; I feel sorry for myself everyday
too, because of this ever present depriving
experience. Sometimes, I feel like something
was wrong with me but I knew nothing was
wrong with me. There was this s£nsat!on
deep down at the apex of my thighs…, that I
knew was there, just that NO ONE had
reached it yet!
‘Babe you are the best, seriously your body
is so soft I can be inside you forever!’ Niyi
said to me.
I thought in my heart, “GOD forbid bad thing”
but I said instead,
‘Thanks baby… And yes you are the best
too’. He kissed me and rolled off me and
went for the bathroom to clean up.
I stood up and started putting myself
together.
I picked up the condom wrapper we had
used, threw it in the bin and straightened up
my bed.
Niyi came out of the shower and held me
from behind. I turned around in his arms,
wrapped my arms around his neck and
kissed him gently on his lips before going full
french on him. Kissing him was a pleasure.
Unlike many guys who just open their mouth
and try to swallow yours, he knew the kissing
art. He broke the kiss after a while and said,
‘Jokes baby, I have got to be in Ghana
tomorrow evening, I’ll be back in two weeks.
Would you like to join me? He asked.
I didn’t even think about it, I declined
immediately.
‘Oh baby I wish I could but I can’t be gone
for two weeks right now. I’ve got some
pressing stuff to attend which can’t wait, but
I would be there in spirit with you baby, you
know?’ I said and kissed him all over again.
[B]‘You just don’t like going anywhere with
me, I want to show you the world baby, why
are you hiding? Please let me’, he sulked.
I thought in my heart, what was the point of
going around the world with him when I
couldn’t even feel like a woman? But I said,
‘That’s not it babe, it is work but come
December I’ll take leave from work and we
can go anywhere you want, ok boo?’ He drew
me into his arms and kissed my forehead
before saying,
‘Yes babes, that would be nice and I’ll hold
you to it ooo! You berra no fvck up come
December or else…, I’ll kidnap you!’
‘Yes boss’, I saluted, we both laughed and
hugged.
He dropped his arms from around me and
went for his briefcase, brought out two
bundle of 500 naira notes and gave it to me,
‘Take this babe, I hope it will take you
through two weeks?’ He asked.
‘You will spoil me rotten, of course it’s more
than enough, thanks baby’ , I said with a
genuine smile and hugged him even tighter.
How I wished he could make me this happy
on bed too… Hmmm that would be really
nice. I took his briefcase in my right hand
and held his right hand in my left hand and
led him out to his car.
He opened the car door with the remote, I
dropped the briefcase in the back seat and
came to the driver’s side where he sat behind
the wheel. I bent low and poked my face in
the car through the window.
‘Babes, please take care of yourself for me
ooo, and don’t do what I won’t do. I love you
and I’m gonna miss you dearly’, he said.
I smiled and replied, ‘Same here baby boo,
will miss you too, I’ll be a good girl, I
promise!’
I wished it was the truth. I won’t miss him
very much especially not on bed but I did not
know at that time I would break my promise
of being a good girl.
‘You better be a good boy too’, I warned.
‘I will darling. What should I bring for you
from Ghana?’ He asked.
‘Anything you think your baby deserves’, I
replied. We kissed. He started the engine and
drove off waving and blowing me kisses, I
reciprocated and waved till his car
disappeared.
I went back into the house, straight to my
bathroom to clean up then I took the money
from the bed and headed for the living room
while counting the money even though I
knew how much was in it. I sat down and
turned on the television. I tuned the remote
on every channel, I couldn’t find any
programme that caught my interest. I
dropped the money on the stood beside me
and I drifted into thoughts, I remember why I
dated Niyi in the first place.
I had just got out of a relationship. I broke
up with Kayode myself because I wasn’t
enjoying myself in the relationship. Apart
from the fact that he couldn’t make me reach
climaxx, he was too protective and
possessive. He wouldn’t allow me have any
fun or me-time or hang out with my friends.
It was either I was with him or alone in my
room or in class. I only wear dresses he
approved of. If I made my hair and he does
not like it, I would have to loose it regardless
of the time and money spent on it.
To make matters worst, he’s always broke.
He couldn’t afford me and he couldn’t take
me to the promised land on bed. So I broke
up with him. I decided to indulge in
everything Kayode denied me of. I went to
club, I went to movies with my friends, I did
lots of things but on this day which was a
Thursday, I chose to go to the swimming
pool with my friend Joke. We left for the pool
around eleven in the morning and we got
there around twelve o’clock. We changed into
our swimsuits, we did little exercise and took
our shower before heading for the pool.
There were three men and a lady in the pool
already. I saw the lifeguard, Ben, sitting idle
on a chair. Two guys sat by the pool drinking
beer and discussing God knows what. All
eyes turned to us as we approached the pool.
I actually heard, ‘Wow, check that figure’.
Someone somewhere said, ‘Eegbe’. My friend
and I pretended not to hear them, we went
into the pool.
We swam together for a while, then we
competed with each other. We fooled around
in the pool then we got tired. We watched
other swimmers and made fun of the ones
who couldn’t swim. Some other swimmers
had joined us. I suggested we go out of the
water and have a drink. We sat on the table
next to the guys that were drinking when we
arrived, they were still at their drink and talk,
we could hear everything they were saying.
We ordered our drinks and we launched into
a discussion of our own. I did not mean to
listen into their conversation but I couldn’t
help it. One was talking about the way he
handled the last girl he had S£x with. How
the girl came every thirty minutes. The other
guy was hailing his friend and singing his
praises. Inwardly I wished to be that girl. So,
could you imagine how lucky I felt when they
both approached our table and the S£x
superhero turned his attention towards me? I
learnt his name was Niyi and his friend’s
name was Seun. We became friends and he
asked me out one week after. I played hard
to get for two weeks then said yes. Another
week went by and we had S£x. It was a great
disappointment and it has been so so far.
Sometimes I feel like that discussion was
staged for me to hear and sometimes I feel
there was something wrong with me. Maybe
he could make girls come truly, I’m just the
one that could never come.
I also remembered the time I tried to tell Niyi
that I don’t come when we make love, oh
boy! It was a bad day!

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