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| Chat Up Lines! by mohawkchic(f): 6:48pm On Mar 25, 2007 |
~ Are chat up lines totally a no-no for a way of breaking the ice by guys? There's a generalization that men are notorious for chat up lines, but i know a couple of chicks who do it too,because its fun,there's always that shock factor  i don't particularily find all chat up lines cheesy,ave heard ones that made me smile and the "yeah right" ones and the damn well cheese of the toast!! what are some of the cheesiest chat up line u've heard~ used ~ read ? what do you think about chat up lines anyways ~ This is a list of some Chat up lines am aware of "How about comin back to mine to do some maths? add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we'll multiply "All those curves and me with no brakes !! "  "Treat me like a tent,put me up for the night" "Fancy a spanish kiss? its like a fench kiss only further south !"  "Do u know how much a polar bear weigh? me neither but it broke the ice"  "The word of the day is legs , lets go back to my place and spread the word"  "Do u work for the post office? because i thought i saw u checkin out my package " as if !! lol men  ~Ave actaully got all these chat up lines written on a coaster mat B.T.W~ |
| Re: Chat Up Lines! by ugodaniel(m): 6:55pm On Mar 25, 2007 |
arrant nonsense. try dat in 9ja and the girl will tell you say wat? |
| Re: Chat Up Lines! by mohawkchic(f): 7:26pm On Mar 25, 2007 |
@ ugodaniel >>>> sooo u sayin u don't use chat up lines? or the thought it's not acceptable makes it nearly impossible for u to make a contribution on this topic am left wonderin if chat up lines doesnt exsist within an african relationship, am sure not as obvious as stated !!! |
| Re: Chat Up Lines! by whiteNkem(f): 7:35pm On Mar 25, 2007 |
mohawkchic:Actually, he doesn't!! There are so many other intelligent ways to keep a girl's attention. But hey, no everyone has that, so yea, those lines are spreading more and more but that doesn't make them a must! |
| Re: Chat Up Lines! by mohawkchic(f): 7:51pm On Mar 25, 2007 |
Its obvious these chat up lines are a lot more european but am sure there're a lot more clean chat up lines i havent heard or read as of yet but if u knw any plz post / share them, actaully i do agree w/ u white'Nkem @ intelligent ways to keep a girl's attension,thu i must add some "intelligence" just bore you to death, so once in a while i actually dont mind getting a very cheesy chat up line>>> but i guess thats why chat up lines are called cheesy |
| Re: Chat Up Lines! by puker(m): 12:03pm On Mar 26, 2007 |
The only chat up line i know is, Gal whats ya phone number. |
| Re: Chat Up Lines! by iice(f): 2:35pm On Mar 26, 2007 |
LMAO. . .my friend uses this line he stole from Wild N Out. . .Hey baby, ah got the whole dictionary tatooed on ma d*ck, why don't you come over and let me put some words in your mouth 1 Like |
| Re: Chat Up Lines! by ugodaniel(m): 2:51pm On Mar 26, 2007 |
iice: Here's one: Evrytime i see you, you're always cheerful, so wats da secret pill |
| Re: Chat Up Lines! by mohawkchic(f): 8:54pm On Mar 26, 2007 |
iice: ~NooOw thats some chat up line !! first ave heard/read about it |
| Re: Chat Up Lines! by VCKY99(m): 3:47pm On Mar 27, 2007 |
mohawkchic, I think you've got style. Would you mind me spending time with you so that some of it can rob-off on me? You know how it is! |
| Re: Chat Up Lines! by mohawkchic(f): 1:55am On Mar 28, 2007 |
VCKY99: ~Lol, thats some chat up line w/style > i like |
| Re: Chat Up Lines! by VCKY99(m): 10:39am On Mar 28, 2007 |
See what I mean, how else would you've known that was a chat-up line if you ain't got stylez. |
| Re: Chat Up Lines! by Bolarge(m): 11:21am On Mar 28, 2007 |
iice: * faints * |
| Re: Chat Up Lines! by Bolarge(m): 1:27pm On Mar 28, 2007 |
How 'bout som'n like: "The Lord is my shepherd,He knows u's what I want. .Daaang babe u hot!!" |
| Re: Chat Up Lines! by mohawkchic(f): 1:57pm On Mar 28, 2007 |
Bolarge: ~lol, ave u ever used it before ? u's got player potential if u aint a player already,lmoa,thats smooth |
| Re: Chat Up Lines! by Hugoboi(m): 2:43pm On Mar 28, 2007 |
Chat up lines are to Nigerian chics wat rap is to pure white folks{str8 bullsh*t}.Howeva io gat a few lines, 1.Do u have a map girl,cuz i keep gettin lost in dem eyes!! 2.Sumn' is definitely wrong wit my eyes cuz i can take 'em off you. 3.Here's my number, i'd appreciate it if u'd give me a call 4.I think i lost my fone numba,can i get yours? 5.how does it feel like to be the cutest thing in this room 2nite |
| Re: Chat Up Lines! by ugodaniel(m): 2:47pm On Mar 28, 2007 |
@Hugoboi, you're too much. i think i've fallen in love with the last one |
| Re: Chat Up Lines! by Bolarge(m): 4:13pm On Mar 28, 2007 |
ugodaniel:U sure ain't goin to use that line (except for Nkem of course) else I'm reportin u to her rightaway. |
| Re: Chat Up Lines! by manntee(m): 7:09pm On Mar 28, 2007 |
here is one: "you are like a log across my path, anytime i come across you, i trip" |
| Re: Chat Up Lines! by whiteNkem(f): 9:02pm On Mar 28, 2007 |
Bolarge: hehe i trust you!  thanks for the support!but i also trust daniel so i know he's only for me. |
| Re: Chat Up Lines! by choongtin(f): 6:39pm On Mar 29, 2007 |
well there is one i would never forget lool girl r ur legs tired cuz u have been running thru my mind all day |
| Re: Chat Up Lines! by bizgynbala(m): 6:44pm On Mar 29, 2007 |
try sayin this 2 a any nigeria girl and receive the slap of ur life  |
| Re: Chat Up Lines! by LoverBwoy(m): 6:50pm On Mar 29, 2007 |
LMAO. . .my friend uses this line he stole from Wild N Out. . .Hey baby, ah got the whole dictionary tatooed on ma d*ck, why don't you come over and let me put some words in your mouth |
| Re: Chat Up Lines! by jgirl3: 7:00pm On Mar 29, 2007 |
Bolarge:That's something that is likely to capture my attention and make me laugh. LMAO. . .my friend uses this line he stole from Wild N Out. . .Hey baby, ah got the whole dictionary tatooed on ma d*ck, why don't you come over and let me put some words in your mouth Na wa o |
| Re: Chat Up Lines! by mohawkchic(f): 4:40am On Jan 29, 2008 |
~These chat up lines from Austin Powers are a cracker,taken from his movies "Austin Powers,Gold Member" am trying so hard not to imagine him saying them w/ his crooked teeth ~I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long ~Nice legs, what time do they open? ~You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? ~I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me ~I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. ~Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven? ~I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even further for that thing you do with your tongue. ~If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning (Looks down at crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself [b]~You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me You~ Me~Whipped cream~Handcuffs Any questions? [/b] ~Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor ~ My name is ~~~~ remember that, you'll be screaming it later ~Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? ~Hi, I'm Mr. Right~ Someone said you were looking for me ~ Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you ~I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? ~ If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public. ~ Want to come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza? Baby, I'm an American Express lover, you shouldn't go home without me  |
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