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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by SarakiBukola: 5:03pm On Aug 04, 2018
gbosaa:
Op you need your malaria tablets.


I wouldn’t be driving on any deserted road at 3am with my child.

You are nuts Op. Seun and the Mod that pushed this to the front page are nutz too.

For all you dreamers, if you see such, do one thing.
Get a match stick and petrol. Set fire to that vehicle and it’s content. Problem solved.
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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by Hahnemann: 5:04pm On Aug 04, 2018
Damilare65:
even my child won't forgive me if I don't take all that money.

Lolz
Imagine u become broke in d future, dat ur child will justifiably use ur head for rituals

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by Pachesky(m): 5:04pm On Aug 04, 2018
I'll let people deceive themselves here..
Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by techstack: 5:05pm On Aug 04, 2018
I do the right thing

We all know the right thing to do

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by RotimiBliss: 5:06pm On Aug 04, 2018
call the police
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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by chijindu34(m): 5:08pm On Aug 04, 2018
my son will never forgive me if I don't take any
Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by gaby(m): 5:08pm On Aug 04, 2018
I'll tell my child to go report me to the cops.

Wetin I do? I no even know yet...


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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by LORDofODDS(m): 5:10pm On Aug 04, 2018
I'll use the driver cell phone to call the police wit wrong information about myself, pack as much money as i can and mind u, if there is a CCTV camera on the car i kno wat to do.

As for my son, i will explain to him beta wen we get home cus God can bless u in different ways.

OMO SENSE WILL NOT KILL ME

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by Necksonnel: 5:10pm On Aug 04, 2018
Your child will never forgive you if you didn't take the money and you're now poor and couldn't take care of him and your family. You will regret it for the rest of your life and your child will tell you, you got a chance to be rich but you didn't take it. You will remain poor forever
Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by Grupo(m): 5:11pm On Aug 04, 2018
tzjaynee:
Do the right thing..
Call the police, try and help the driver and I'm not going to take anything from the money.. I don't want my kid to grow up thinking it's okay to take other people's belongings...


Wait @op wetin that driver dey do with that kind money alone, no escort ehn

You u dey hide your face? Oya, comot your hand first, make I check something.

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by buoye1(m): 5:11pm On Aug 04, 2018
I'll fetch more than enough money for myself and wish the driver a quick recovery grin grin
Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by Ivimilly: 5:11pm On Aug 04, 2018
Son miracles still happens cheesy grin grin
Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by Nobody: 5:11pm On Aug 04, 2018
He is dead shey?.. I can't help him again.. My child opportunity comes once in a life time.. Load our car I will buy biscuit for you.
Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by umarshehu58(m): 5:12pm On Aug 04, 2018
The lesson that i will teach my son is not to let opportunity pass him because opportunity comes but once
Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by Dave141(m): 5:13pm On Aug 04, 2018
Lmao
Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by derrydinny: 5:14pm On Aug 04, 2018
if I hear say I no dey carry am.. who integrity help abeg? my pikin go understand and if he no understand, na him own problem be that

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by Soulsymbol99: 5:14pm On Aug 04, 2018
Damilare65:
even my child won't forgive me if I don't take all that money.

Aswear! grin

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by princeemmma(m): 5:15pm On Aug 04, 2018
Junior: Dad lets help him
Me: Son its none of our business, keep moving
(After few walks)
Me: Junior wait i need to check on someone, don't leave this place
Junior: Okay sir.
Me: (Make u-turn, Open my bag, carry few money, continue the journey with my son)

Sense no go kill me grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by meneski(m): 5:16pm On Aug 04, 2018
wetin dat man carry all dat money de do? No escort, simple... Na thief himself fit be. Me and my pikin fit carry dat money o.
Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by sorextee(m): 5:17pm On Aug 04, 2018
God knows I'm calling no police. He's already dead. I go pack the ones wey I fit pack move. To me, this is called BLESSING IN DISGUISE. Make morals dey one corner first.

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by sirneyo2005: 5:22pm On Aug 04, 2018
Tell the child to stand in front of the car and tell me if the front lights are working
Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by sureheaven(m): 5:23pm On Aug 04, 2018
The lesson is teach my child is .... money answers everything, money is security but make judicious use of money when u have opportunity like this..

Finally, will tell him opportunity like this comes in a life time.

Load our car with the money and drive off.
Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by noah91(m): 5:23pm On Aug 04, 2018
Damilare65:
even my child won't forgive me if I don't take all that money.
Abeg, no kill me with laughter. I can't stop laughing
Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by panpan(m): 5:23pm On Aug 04, 2018
mrAMG:


Trace my details? You certainly haven’t heard of a pay phone or burner phone

Are burner phones available in Nigeria?

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by jyz200(m): 5:24pm On Aug 04, 2018
I will take some and japa
I no trust naija police
as 4 my child leave am
wetin him go be ego be
no matter d lesson
Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by oruma19: 5:26pm On Aug 04, 2018
Teach ur child to stop stupid assumptions.

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by Cheryph200(m): 5:32pm On Aug 04, 2018
if this happen in naija .i will check if the man is still breathing and I will help him but if it's beyond my first aid experience i swear I will pack some with my face covered then go jejely. Bcoz if you call Nigeria police it's obvious they will finish the man and pack all the money... They will find you and kill you or make you to write a statement that you stole the money with their beating and for my child I will make him realize I need to be a sharp father if he doesn't want Sarz to kill his father

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by gbengaoyeladun(m): 5:33pm On Aug 04, 2018
Thank God i am single , no kids now...i will just pack all the money and i will even dance shaku shaku before i leave the place. We are all thief this is nigeria.

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by Awoleesu(m): 5:38pm On Aug 04, 2018
Hmmm! Child, you see what I've always taught you; The good Lord answers our prayers in diverse ways!
He told Abraham to travel a deserted rocky path, and on his way provided him with a ram for a sacrifice instead of his son!

Now, as it was in the days of Abraham, so Is it now... And which of the favours of your Lord will you deny?



P$! For those screaming help the driver... Always pay attention to details - OP said driver was DEAD! Tell me, how do you help a dead man?

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by banio: 5:46pm On Aug 04, 2018
Life is a mystery. Stealing goes on in Nigeria every day. Government workers of the same level and step earning different salary. NHF giving loan to enrich the rich, while the poor civil servants contribute to its sustenance. People carrying out the same task - one is a staff, the other is a casual. The injustice in Nigeria is gross. We need a set of good Angels to deliver us.


If I see that money I will resuscitate the dying man. But if the man is dead already, the the eight wonder of the world has taken place.
Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by holluphemydavid(m): 5:49pm On Aug 04, 2018
I will come back and comment later lol
Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by marvinsync(m): 5:50pm On Aug 04, 2018
sexybaby22:
As a parent or Guardian, assuming you were fortunate to be in this place, what will you teach your child?
Take the money?
Report to the Nigerian police?






opportunity comes but once

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