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In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by Nobody: 2:35pm On Aug 03, 2018
As a parent or Guardian, assuming you were fortunate to be in this place, what will you teach your child?
Take the money?
Report to the Nigerian police?

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by Nobody: 2:38pm On Aug 03, 2018
Call the police, perform cpr, administer first aid but I’ll take a couple of thousand dollars for my services

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by Nobody: 2:44pm On Aug 03, 2018
mrAMG:
Call the police, perform cpr, administer first aid but I’ll take a couple of thousand dollars for my services

So you'll teach your child to take what doesn't belong to him a.k.a stealing!!!

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by dingbang(m): 2:51pm On Aug 03, 2018
Call the police to the scene....

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by Damilare65(m): 3:01pm On Aug 03, 2018
even my child won't forgive me if I don't take all that money.

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by tzjaynee: 3:12pm On Aug 03, 2018
Do the right thing..
Call the police, try and help the driver and I'm not going to take anything from the money.. I don't want my kid to grow up thinking it's okay to take other people's belongings...


Wait @op wetin that driver dey do with that kind money alone, no escort ehn

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by forghon: 3:13pm On Aug 03, 2018
Simple d child will help me pack d money after spending it den we decamp to good people

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by Nobody: 3:22pm On Aug 03, 2018
sexybaby22:


So you'll teach your child to take what doesn't belong to him a.k.a stealing!!!

Nope, not stealing, being smart

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by Nobody: 3:27pm On Aug 03, 2018
mrAMG:


Nope, not stealing, being smart

Not smart. If you call the police they'll collect your details, or trace your call number. Then what if the owners of the money bring out evidence to show that some Money is missing?

You'll be the first suspect.

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by troubleseller: 4:28pm On Aug 03, 2018
sexybaby22:


Not smart. If you call the police they'll collect your details, or trace your call number. Then what if the owners of the money bring out evidence to show that some Money is missing?

You'll be the first suspect.
Damn gal, u smart

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by Nobody: 4:33pm On Aug 03, 2018
troubleseller:
Damn gal, u smart

Seun, lalasticlala, please move to front page let's see how many people have the integrity that they want Buhari to have.

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by Nobody: 4:48pm On Aug 03, 2018
sexybaby22:


Not smart. If you call the police they'll collect your details, or trace your call number. Then what if the owners of the money bring out evidence to show that some Money is missing?

You'll be the first suspect.

Trace my details? You certainly haven’t heard of a pay phone or burner phone

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by YourCoffin: 6:18pm On Aug 03, 2018
I will teach my child how to drive cheesy grin

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by Chubhie: 7:23pm On Aug 03, 2018
In the Nigeria of today? I will teach him that its okay to walk away sometimes.

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by lilyheaven: 11:36pm On Aug 03, 2018
We will run for our dear life,
Nigerian police will first arrest us , ask us for a statement, then detain us for only god knows how long.

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by SirVintageCock: 8:25am On Aug 04, 2018
will teach them
:- the principle of don't ask don't tell. How to keep a secret.
:-that Opportunities comes but once in a life time.
:-how bodies and treasures are buried in the wood
:-that the novel treasure island ain't a fictional story.
:- How to drive as someone pointed out earlier.
:- How to not trust bankers or banks.
:- That there are different classes of stealing and this ain't stealing but a civil duty

Hell.... there are many lessons to learn here and nobody says they have to be moral.
Lalasticlala...let's hear what Nigerians think

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by Nobody: 10:30am On Aug 04, 2018
SirVintageCock:
will teach them
:- the principle of don't ask don't tell. How to keep a secret.
:-that Opportunities comes but once in a life time.
:-how bodies and treasures are buried in the wood
:-that the novel treasure island ain't a fictional story.
:- How to drive as someone pointed out earlier.
:- How to not trust bankers or banks.
:- That there are different classes of stealing and this ain't stealing but a civil duty

Hell.... there are many lessons to learn here and nobody says they have to be moral.
Lalasticlala...let's hear what Nigerians think

Lol
Na you make sense pass.

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by Nofav0rs(m): 4:55pm On Aug 04, 2018
I'll tell him to go get help from nearest village/town while I watch over the driver. When he's gone, I'll loot as much as I can and hide it in the bush


Only judge me if you've never stolen/sinned before

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by Holocene(m): 4:56pm On Aug 04, 2018
Tell your child to move to get a clear network so he can call the EMS guys, while I move some good bundles to our car and then perform a quick CPR on the driver.

Your kid ain't supposed to know what you doing. grin grin grin grin

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by visijo(m): 4:56pm On Aug 04, 2018
if you know you know..
Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by Nobody: 4:58pm On Aug 04, 2018
Op you need your malaria tablets.


I wouldn’t be driving on any deserted road at 3am with my child.

You are nuts Op. Seun and the Mod that pushed this to the front page are nutz too.

For all you dreamers, if you see such, do one thing.
Get a match stick and petrol. Set fire to that vehicle and it’s content. Problem solved.

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by peekay667: 4:58pm On Aug 04, 2018
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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by ellalina(f): 4:58pm On Aug 04, 2018
How old is this son of mine
Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by DozieInc(m): 5:00pm On Aug 04, 2018
Save the driver's life, get him the needed medical attention... might involve police later.
Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by Nobody: 5:00pm On Aug 04, 2018
I will tell him to imagine he is not here

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by lite15(m): 5:00pm On Aug 04, 2018
Speechless
Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by Vince77(m): 5:00pm On Aug 04, 2018
No need to act holy. I will take a few bucks for my self before police arrives.
Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by Beremx(f): 5:00pm On Aug 04, 2018
Steal the fucking money. Wetin consign my pikin?
Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by RexTramadol1: 5:01pm On Aug 04, 2018
My son, My son!




Learn this now and forever!



Honesty pays in dollars grin

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by Pavore9: 5:02pm On Aug 04, 2018
Taking the money affirms to the child that there is nothing wrong in taking what does not belong to him or her.

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by virago(f): 5:02pm On Aug 04, 2018
sexybaby22:


Seun, lalasticlala, please move to front page let's see how many people have the integrity that they want Buhari to have.


I didn't want to comment but this post got me confused , is this post meant to support Buhari's failing government

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Re: In This Scenario, What Would You Teach Your Child? by rattlesnake(m): 5:02pm On Aug 04, 2018
How opportunity comes but ONCE

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