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10 Ways To Remain Poor 4ever-key Way 2 Everlasting Poverty by ty4real123: 12:44pm On Aug 16, 2018
HOW TO REMAIN POOR..
1. Never wake up early...
Keep stretching & turning in bed until you get too hungry to
continue dozing if there are no bedbugs,
why hurry to get up??

2} Never plan how to spend your money..
Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and
when it's finished, you try to count and
recall how you spent it..

3} Don't think of saving until you have real big money...
How can you save when you earn so little?? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs..

4} Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the "
uneducated "...
How can you a graduateengage in petty trade or home based production?? That's for people who never went to school.

5} Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven & give U capital..
How do they expect U to invest before U get millions of dollars?? Even though more than half the businesses in your town were started with a few hundred dollar, you as a smart person can only start with millons.

6} Complain about everything expect your own attitude:
Blame the system the government & the banks that refuse to lend you money. They are all bad & do not want you to get rich.

7. Spend more than you earn.
To achieve this, buy consumer product on credit & keep
borrowing from friends & employers.

8. Compete in dressing.
Make sure wear the latest clothes among all workers in your
offer.. Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone, u get one that is more expensive..

9. Get yourself a nice second hand car that costs more than
three times your gross monthly pay..

10. Give your children everything they ask for since you're such a loving parent.
They should not struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer that way, they will grow up lazy &
hence poor enough to ensure they can't help you in old age.

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