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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Nobody: 7:55am On Aug 27, 2018
enemyofprogress:
shamuless girl. No go prepare for your WAEC




WAEC? undecided
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by barnaby04(m): 8:08am On Aug 27, 2018
It won't be a bad idea if this Pastor makes a book to document his 55 different sex styles for posterity sake.
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by freeman95(m): 8:31am On Aug 27, 2018
JamaicanLove:
kiss



I need me this kinda man



Yes pappy

U that don't even use relaxer....



How do you know about dick
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Nobody: 8:36am On Aug 27, 2018
freeman95:


U that don't even use relaxer....



How do you know about dick



Are you trying to be funny or what?
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Nobody: 8:37am On Aug 27, 2018
Jesse25:

Baby but am here nah.... tongue





Take me, you barbarian
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Nobody: 8:37am On Aug 27, 2018
no1madman:

Okkk




tongue
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Offpoint: 8:38am On Aug 27, 2018
Jesse25:

I dey here nah....
You want join me? abi na you be dey pastor?
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Nobody: 8:38am On Aug 27, 2018
Omoekun931:
kontinu




undecided
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Nobody: 8:39am On Aug 27, 2018
Nlkay:
How would u know if u find one?



I don't get u
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Nobody: 8:39am On Aug 27, 2018
PenisCaP:


Wow!! kiss
Anal with u will be a balst, nothing as sweet as bleep a black swt gal in her ass**** kiss




Please don't .

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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Freekube(m): 8:50am On Aug 27, 2018
Issokay
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by bossrillboss: 9:16am On Aug 27, 2018
55 styles of banging...dis one na tai chi in banging master o.

Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by sprints2: 9:29am On Aug 27, 2018
haba 55 styles kwanu..ebelebe...lalakulala..too much weed can cause brain cancer...
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Nobody: 9:56am On Aug 27, 2018
JamaicanLove:






Take me, you barbarian

Let chat on IG ......enoma_jesse
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by PenisCaP: 9:59am On Aug 27, 2018
JamaicanLove:

Please don't .

Baby u will enjoy it from back with Me trust me I have a technic. smiley
Pls Can I talk to u privately? smiley
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by IamPlato(m): 10:22am On Aug 27, 2018
Realname:


Why ? Do you plan on scamming him with fake enlargening creams? Or what is it this time? You fell off a.cliff? Or your brother ate something dangeruous this time? angry

Yes I remember the scam you ran here

We will.never forget
...


grin grin
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by MrT4T: 10:26am On Aug 27, 2018
e go better may dis man drop his pastor job and join porn acting.
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by objhack(m): 10:42am On Aug 27, 2018
JamaicanLove:
kiss


I need me this kinda man


Yes pappy
g
am here darling
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Rajosh(m): 10:52am On Aug 27, 2018
55 styles? How many styles even dey self?
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Tsakuyemisi: 10:57am On Aug 27, 2018
Kai, o ma se o
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by BIXYBABE: 11:07am On Aug 27, 2018
Oluromantic:
Bae as I dey see you, you go like sex well well o
yesss
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Mitchsin(f): 11:12am On Aug 27, 2018
Magichand:
Even though Prophet Kumchacha makes a lot of money from his church business but we think he should add comedy to his profession and make some extra income from it.

He has on several occasions proved himself to be one of the hilarious men of God the country has ever had. In fact, he is good in comedy even than preaching.


He has thrown another bombshell in a recent interview on Hitz FM. The Founder and Leader of Heaven’s Gate Ministries disclosed that God has given him the power and strength to bang his wife to her satisfaction anytime they meet in bed.


Prophet Kumchacha added that Christian men should put Christianity aside during s£xual intercourse with their wives. He went on and bragged that he has about 55 different ‘Atopa’ styles which he uses to bang the ‘hell’ out of his wife during s£xual intercourse.


“Every human being has a style he or she prefers during s*x. For me, I have 55 s*x styles and when I meet you in bed I will unleash them to satisfy you”, Prophet Kumchacha disclosed.

He concluded by advising men of God to put the Bible aside during s£xual intercourse with their wives and bang them to their satisfaction.

https://zenithnaija.com/i-use-55-different-atopa-styles-to-satisfy-my-wife-in-bed-%e2%94%80-ghanaian-prophet/



*Walk away*
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Nobody: 11:42am On Aug 27, 2018
Pastor where u learn all all those things......

Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by zinnydan(f): 11:48am On Aug 27, 2018
yungkels:

hmmm bt your signature says otherwise
really.... cool cool cool cool
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by 0shina: 11:55am On Aug 27, 2018
Olalan:
No matter how wild the couples are I doubt if there are up to 10 styles to be done........

Speak for yourself
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Nlkay(m): 1:28pm On Aug 27, 2018
JamaicanLove:




I don't get u
From your earlier expressions, I only wanted to highlight that it's not written on the forehead except you're ready to get laid anytime and the hooking comes easy. So now the qstn is Are u ready so the application begins?
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Jgovt(m): 3:50pm On Aug 27, 2018
Olalan:
No matter how wild the couples are I doubt if there are up to 10 styles to be done........
More than 20 styles
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Oluromantic: 5:23pm On Aug 27, 2018
BIXYBABE:

yesss
Nice. Same with me

I'm Yoruba based in Lagos. Which area are u in
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Kayleb26(m): 6:27pm On Aug 27, 2018
I am sure he didn't intend this for all audience
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Nobody: 3:24pm On Aug 28, 2018
Nlkay:
From your earlier expressions, I only wanted to highlight that it's not written on the forehead except you're ready to get laid anytime and the hooking comes easy. So now the qstn is Are u ready so the application begins?



I love getting laid lipsrsealed

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