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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by coputa(m): 11:10pm On Aug 26, 2018
Will this open sex pastor not be randy with the female congregations.Sex,is a sacred and secret act,that's why it's not done in public,even Mad people hides it.For a so called man of God to openly proclaim it shows his level of indiscipline.By their fruits ye shall know them.
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Smamudu5(m): 11:14pm On Aug 26, 2018
seunmohmoh:
Do we have up to 55 styles?
!yes!
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Nobody: 11:16pm On Aug 26, 2018
This one na HAMANUPTRAH
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by ElectroLyte: 11:16pm On Aug 26, 2018
SarakiBukola:
55 styles shocked shocked

Pastor Kama Sutra... this one dey use him Rod of Moses very well

Pastor that is sex book, is that one a pastor 55 kor 66
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Francopol(m): 11:18pm On Aug 26, 2018
de pastor made a point! he is for real.. bang bang bang bang Vry well. or another man outside will do it for you!
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by enemyofprogress: 11:24pm On Aug 26, 2018
JamaicanLove:
kiss



I need me this kinda man



Yes pappy
shamuless girl. No go prepare for your WAEC

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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Omoekun931(m): 11:31pm On Aug 26, 2018
JamaicanLove:
kiss



I need me this kinda man



Yes pappy
kontinu
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by reiddecuti: 11:36pm On Aug 26, 2018
JamaicanLove:
kiss



I need me this kinda man



Yes pappy

Come mami, I ma give to ya HOOOTTTT!
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by iykejazz: 11:36pm On Aug 26, 2018
But who taught him all the 55 styles?
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by akdjr(m): 11:39pm On Aug 26, 2018
55 style of sex is possible through the holy spirit. After all a married virgin mary conceived and gave birth to the son of God.
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by namio10: 11:42pm On Aug 26, 2018
Magichand:
Even though Prophet Kumchacha makes a lot of money from his church business but we think he should add comedy to his profession and make some extra income from it.

He has on several occasions proved himself to be one of the hilarious men of God the country has ever had. In fact, he is good in comedy even than preaching.


He has thrown another bombshell in a recent interview on Hitz FM. The Founder and Leader of Heaven’s Gate Ministries disclosed that God has given him the power and strength to bang his wife to her satisfaction anytime they meet in bed.


Prophet Kumchacha added that Christian men should put Christianity aside during s£xual intercourse with their wives. He went on and bragged that he has about 55 different ‘Atopa’ styles which he uses to bang the ‘hell’ out of his wife during s£xual intercourse.


“Every human being has a style he or she prefers during s*x. For me, I have 55 s*x styles and when I meet you in bed I will unleash them to satisfy you”, Prophet Kumchacha disclosed.

He concluded by advising men of God to put the Bible aside during s£xual intercourse with their wives and bang them to their satisfaction.

https://zenithnaija.com/i-use-55-different-atopa-styles-to-satisfy-my-wife-in-bed-%e2%94%80-ghanaian-prophet/


The pastor drinks his wife's menstrual blood during sex.
That's one of his 55 styles.
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by johnaruson(m): 11:43pm On Aug 26, 2018
Revive them oh pastor
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by fortunechy(m): 11:44pm On Aug 26, 2018
End time prophet......He must come from lineage of lie lie Mohammed...
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by franklypaen: 11:50pm On Aug 26, 2018
Hoe
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by JubiGold(m): 12:11am On Aug 27, 2018
dick head pastor
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Mouthgag: 12:18am On Aug 27, 2018
Alejoc:
Anything style within the wall of his marriage is acceptable
Watof touch ya toes

Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by NERDYDREAMS(m): 12:26am On Aug 27, 2018
Abdul315:
Bang da da dang wink wink wink
yeah the speed master,energy God himself,antenna recieve free wifi..yeah grin

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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by thatigboman: 12:32am On Aug 27, 2018
Magichand:
Even though Prophet Kumchacha makes a lot of money from his church business but we think he should add comedy to his profession and make some extra income from it.

He has on several occasions proved himself to be one of the hilarious men of God the country has ever had. In fact, he is good in comedy even than preaching.


He has thrown another bombshell in a recent interview on Hitz FM. The Founder and Leader of Heaven’s Gate Ministries disclosed that God has given him the power and strength to bang his wife to her satisfaction anytime they meet in bed.


Prophet Kumchacha added that Christian men should put Christianity aside during s£xual intercourse with their wives. He went on and bragged that he has about 55 different ‘Atopa’ styles which he uses to bang the ‘hell’ out of his wife during s£xual intercourse.


“Every human being has a style he or she prefers during s*x. For me, I have 55 s*x styles and when I meet you in bed I will unleash them to satisfy you”, Prophet Kumchacha disclosed.

He concluded by advising men of God to put the Bible aside during s£xual intercourse with their wives and bang them to their satisfaction.

https://zenithnaija.com/i-use-55-different-atopa-styles-to-satisfy-my-wife-in-bed-%e2%94%80-ghanaian-prophet/

this one is a stupid fool
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by zyzxx(m): 1:18am On Aug 27, 2018
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by donqx: 1:19am On Aug 27, 2018
hmmm
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by noshiobec(f): 1:27am On Aug 27, 2018
Do you need a female home tutor for your kids here in Port-Harcourt in the primary or secondary section?
Are your kids poor in mathematics or in the sciences? You can call or message me at 08160732292..
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by sokera: 1:58am On Aug 27, 2018
oluwasegun007:
Now let's do the math...

1 style par minute is 55 minutes excluding fore play, that's 55min plus....


Is that one not a lie.
he never said he use all the 55 styles , maybe just 3 to 5 styles out of the 55 is still considerable according to his claims
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by sokera: 2:00am On Aug 27, 2018
noshiobec:
Do you need a female home tutor for your kids here in Port-Harcourt in the primary or secondary section?
Are your kids poor in mathematics or in the sciences? You can call or message me at 08160732292..
ok I will call you
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by AreaFada2: 2:44am On Aug 27, 2018
Even Kama Sutra cannot boast 55 styles genuinely. grin cheesy

Next is Holy Porn movies. Gullible brethren will not even see anything wrong with such porn videos.
They'll defend anything pastors do. Even if the Bible they carry about daily says the opposite.
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Suntemi(m): 2:45am On Aug 27, 2018
Trapnews:
55? undecided

55 grin

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Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Nobody: 3:30am On Aug 27, 2018
Just like our polifthiefcians do.

Forget the bible while stealing. Use hundred of fraudulent schemes.

Go wash you self clean on Friday at Jumat or Sunday at confession.

Rinse and repeat.
Re: Prophet Kumchacha: I Use 55 Different Sex Styles To Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Nobody: 3:37am On Aug 27, 2018
Is this what he's preaching to his congregation?

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