michelin89:

I smell ashi business here!

What is ashi? Suya?

michelin89:

I smell ashi business here!

Mich, are you also my responsibility?

By the way, shouldn't the topic be

"You're not 50-100% HIS responsibility"

~Sauron~:

What is ashi? Suya?

An ashi is someone who sells their ass for money.

eg. Sauron.

chamotex:

Mich, are you also my responsibility?

Of course to make me feel good.

michelin89:

An ashi is someone who sells their backside for money.
eg. Sauron.

Someone told me every woman is directly or indirectly guilty of it so does that make you an ashi too?

U meet Peter. . . . .Peter takes you out on a date, he buys you gifts to entice you and catch your attention.
You get swooned by the presents he showers on you and then you bed him.
How is this different from a classic ashi apart from the fact that ashis fast-track theirs?

na2day?:

i have been hiding in bush for a long time now, if not for this oil spill i for still dey hide inside bush  

working on it man, i got a few things i am trying to do so[b] NL is almost out of my blood stream[/b]

NL is damn addictive  You cannot completely remove it from your blood stream. You will always see threads that make your fingers itch to type

~Sauron~:

Someone told me every woman is directly or indirectly guilty of it so does that make you an ashi too?

U meet Peter. . . . .Peter takes you out on a date, he buys you gifts to entice you and catch your attention.
You get swooned by the presents he showers on you and then you bed him.
How is this different from a classic ashi apart from the fact that ashis fast-track theirs?

I have never met a Peter!

I am an exception.

michelin89:

I have never met a Peter!

I am an exception.

But you met Chamotex now and he told me what went down in the pub.
He said X-Large Pop Corn + Pepsi + A ticket to see Harry Porter was all he needed to get to your holy of holies.
Na true?

michelin89:

Of course to make me feel good.

How many percent?

~Sauron~:

Someone told me every woman is directly or indirectly guilty of it so does that make you an ashi too?

U meet Peter. . . . .Peter takes you out on a date, he buys you gifts to entice you and catch your attention.
You get swooned by the presents he showers on you and then you bed him.
How is this different from a classic ashi apart from the fact that ashis fast-track theirs?

Some girls are funny sha.
Imagine putting a percentage on responsibility as a girlfriend.
Sooner or later we will start whipping out calculator to calculate the ratio and percentage of 'responsibilities'.
Or better yet have a formula for it

~Sauron~:

But you met Chamotex now and he told me what went down in the pub.
He said[b] X-Large Pop Corn + Pepsi + A ticket to see Harry Porter [/b] was all he needed to get to your holy of holies.
Na true?

rofl. . . .

na2day?:




death! ! !  my first wife, how u dey?

Since I divorced you. . . Couldn't be happier.

chamotex:

Some girls are funny sha.
Imagine putting a percentage on responsibility as a girlfriend.
Sooner or later we will start whipping out calculator to calculate the ratio and percentage of 'responsibilities'.
Or better yet have a formula for it

There's a formular already to calculate the percentage responsibility.
Eldee knows it. . . . .I am waiting for him to come share it here soon.

~Sauron~:

But you met Chamotex now and he told me what went down in the pub.
He said X-Large Pop Corn + Pepsi + A ticket to see Harry Porter was all he needed to get to your holy of holies.
Na true?

I had already decided to eat him raw but I allowed him to spend because it seemed it made him more confident.  

chamotex:

How many percent?

101%

~Sauron~:

There's a formular already to calculate the percentage responsibility.
Eldee knows it. . . . .I am waiting for him to come share it here soon.

I'll be waiting for him.

michelin89:

101%

Phew! was thinking like 150% or something

michelin89:

I had already decided to eat him raw but I allowed him to spend because it seemed it made him more confident.  

Come eat me raw too now.
I am more edible than the bony Chamotex.

chamotex:

I'll be waiting for him.

He will soon be here. . . . . .Dr Eldee is busy with a Mexican chic.

~Sauron~:

Come eat me raw too now.
I am more edible than the bony Chamotex.

Michelin is 50-100% reponsible for my boniness

chamotex:

Michelin is 50-100% reponsible for my boniness

Is Michelin that hardworking?

~Sauron~:

Is Michelin that hardworking?

She can be lazy most times but when she's on full power, she is quite unstoppable.
Why do you think Eldee ran to a Mexican chic.

Hey guys! Take it easy before jumping into conclusions. My question has already been answered. "No!" I was only asking the girls about their own feelings if their men say something like that. if you read, you would see where I said I asked only because I didn't have at that time and needed. What crime is it to ask?
I even wrote I pitied him because of his other responsibilities but another part was telling me, shouldn't you be also part of his responsibility as in knowing you are okay and that;s why i asked, and I've gotten the answer. "No". It's no big deal.

Funny Enough, a majority of naija babes see relationships that way, Lopsided to their favour.
They claim they want to take you out but you end up paying the bills, they cook a very good meal and invite over, by the time you are through with the meal you realize it's a scheme to ask you for a favour. It's her birthday, she expects you to take her out or host a party for her and still buy her an expensive birthday gift; it is your birthday, they still expect you to take them out and celebrate your birthday and your gift is "I had a good time" or some fake ass chinko stuff. And when you decide to host it, their only contribution is just cooking for you and that's it. Naija babes are serious liabilities when they want to be.

luizworld:

NL is damn addictive  You cannot completely remove it from your blood stream. You will always see threads that make your fingers itch to type

i bind u! my pastor told me i will soon be delivered and my doctor confirmed the low present of NL cells in my blood

michelin89:

I have never met a Peter!

I am an exception.

liar! ! !

Sisi_Kill:

Since I divorced you. . . Couldn't be happier.

but i really loved u ooo u really did me shegge fa, God dey!

rhymz:

Funny Enough, a majority of naija babes see relationships that way, Lopsided to their favour.
They claim they want to take you out but you end up paying the bills, they cook a very good meal and invite over, by the time you are through with the meal you realize it's a scheme to ask you for a favour. It's her birthday, she expects you to take her out or host a party for her and still buy her an expensive birthday gift; it is your birthday, they still expect you to take them out and celebrate your birthday and your gift is "I had a good time" or some fake backside chinko stuff. And when you decide to host it, their only contribution is just cooking for you and that's it. Naija babes are serious liabilities when they want to be.

I know right! u nailed it!

Na2day, jobless as usual.


@Sauron and Cham

I don't like leaving traces. . .beware!

he doesn't even have to tell me cos i don't expect him to be responsible for me.  i think it's normal and responsible for a guy to place his family's needs higher than his girlfriend's.


@ poster,

my understanding of your boyfriend's statement is that he can't be fully responsible for you. if that's so, it's odd that he should say so since you never ask him for money.

Sounds like one of those USELESS leaches of a girlfriend I know! Go get a job and take care of yourself and NEVER ask him for money! People like you claim women liberation on one hand and then, when the shoe is on the other foot, the man SHOULD be responsible for YOU? Well, after you marry him, have his kids and be a GOOD wife and mother, then watch him do anything and everything for you but until then, get a life and don't be such a pest!

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CyberG:

Sounds like one of those USELESS leaches of a girlfriend I know! Go get a job and take care of yourself and NEVER ask him for money! People like you claim women liberation on one hand and then, when the shoe is on the other foot, the man SHOULD be responsible for YOU? Well, after you marry him, have his kids and be a GOOD wife and mother, then watch him do anything and everything for you but until then, get a life and don't be such a pest!

thanks for this.but u need to  be ready for her insults.

michelin89:

I smell ashi business here!

gbam

@poster,
thnks for insulting me.its gud that u even know what 50 % is.that shows dat u will be good enough  for some buying and selling.why dont u engage in pure water or akara bizness.it will do your poor life a world of good.girls like u think dat u are doing d guy a favour by dating him.rubbish.u have  brain and pu**ssy.u use your p**ssy to f**uck but u dont wanna use your brain to work.lazy pig[/size]

@ OP!

You are your own responsibility girl, get a job, being his girl doesn't mean he must take care of your needs, you are just a girlfriend, not his wife/child/family!

@Poster I suspect somebody must have took a piss in his Kellogs that morning and he decided to take it out on you. He doesnt sound like an unreasonable guy as he gives you the money whenever he can. My problem though, why is it an expecation on your side that a boyfriend should be responsible for your financial needs? Please dont be that girl.

@bigrod can you calm yourself down

rhymz:

Funny Enough, a majority of naija babes see relationships that way, Lopsided to their favour.
They claim they want to take you out but you end up paying the bills, they cook a very good meal and invite over, by the time you are through with the meal you realize it's a scheme to ask you for a favour. It's her birthday, she expects you to take her out or host a party for her and still buy her an expensive birthday gift; it is your birthday, they still expect you to take them out and celebrate your birthday and your gift is "I had a good time" or some fake backside chinko stuff. And when you decide to host it, their only contribution is just cooking for you and that's it. Naija babes are serious liabilities when they want to be.

Its hard being a 9ja man really, just when I thought SA guys were having it hard with them SA chicks and their psuedo sense of independence not to mention their big mouth. 9ja man have to deal with false virgins and children almost their age. Girl can we please give our men a break. LOL!

SA Lady:

Its hard being a 9ja man really, just when I thought SA guys were having it hard with them SA chicks and their psuedo sense of independence not to mention their big mouth. 9ja man have to deal with false virgins and children almost their age. Girl can we please give our men a break. LOL!

Marry me!

SA Lady:

@Poster I suspect somebody must have took a piss in his Kellogs that morning and he decided to take it out on you. He doesnt sound like an unreasonable guy as he gives you the money whenever he can. My problem though, why is it an expecation on your side that a boyfriend should be responsible for your financial needs? Please dont be that girl.

@bigrod can you calm yourself down

Thanks darling. I am not his responsibility. That was the first time i asked because I was down at the moment and i asked him. he did not even say it in a cruel manner. if u read my post, you would see where i said I even pitied him for asking. I just came to ask other girls how they would react or feel. Please if you could read my post again.

CyberG:

Sounds like one of those USELESS leaches of a girlfriend I know! Go get a job and take care of yourself and NEVER ask him for money! People like you claim women liberation on one hand and then, when the shoe is on the other foot, the man SHOULD be responsible for YOU? Well, after you marry him, have his kids and be a GOOD wife and mother, then watch him do anything and everything for you but until then, get a life and don't be such a pest!

Where did i go wrong? So if you are in trouble or so, and you ask your girlfriend to help you, that's being a pest? Maybe you guys really need to read the post again, word for word, alphabet for alphabet before just saying anything that doesn't make sense or relate to my question.

d bigrod:

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thanks for this.but u need to  be ready for her insults.

gbam

@poster,
thnks for insulting me.its gud that u even know what 50 % is.that shows dat u will be good enough  for some buying and selling.why dont u engage in pure water or akara bizness.it will do your poor life a world of good.girls like u think dat u are doing d guy a favour by dating him.rubbish.u have  brain and pu**ssy.u use your p**ssy to f**uck but u dont wanna use your brain to work.lazy pig[/size]

I repeat again, you are just an IDI*OT! don't have time for wild useless animals that cannot be tamed.

SA Lady:

Its hard being a 9ja man really, just when I thought SA guys were having it hard with them SA chicks and their psuedo sense of independence not to mention their big mouth. 9ja man have to deal with false virgins and children almost their age. Girl can we please give our men a break. LOL!

You've got d nerve lady!