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Pregnancy Result by Tollzara(m): 12:59am On Sep 21, 2018 |
You're a fresher in Obafemi Awolowo University. You got drunk one night, then something happened, although you really didn't know what, but you do remember seeing a yellow face dripping sweat and beaming a smile, before blacking out, however blurry the sight. Two days later, that face you saw amidst the blurry, alcohol-clouded vision solidifies before you with a suspicious paper in her hand, dangling in the air. It's a pregnancy result. You're not just a mere fresher anymore. On that night you were intoxicated, she did something to you, or rather, she had you do some things to her, that set you on course to becoming a Fresh daddy before next Christmas. This babe has gotten pregnant for you. Dude, what would you fücking do? |
Re: Pregnancy Result by FiremanP(m): 1:03am On Sep 21, 2018 |
Kuku accept it na. Noone asked you to be light headed. |
Re: Pregnancy Result by Tollzara(m): 1:06am On Sep 21, 2018 |
FiremanP:Na me dey ask you question nah. Dude, what would you do? |
Re: Pregnancy Result by FiremanP(m): 1:33am On Sep 21, 2018 |
Tollzara:accept it. |
Re: Pregnancy Result by Tollzara(m): 1:34am On Sep 21, 2018 |
FiremanP:Dude? As a freshman? |
Re: Pregnancy Result by Dami12345: 1:34am On Sep 21, 2018 |
Accept it and be happy, Then organized my niggers to set her up. One can claim to be a holy and approach her on the road, after he tell her the story of her life he will tel her she is about to make he biggest mistake of her life, that God destined a rich great man to marry her before the end of the year and that she wants to use her hand to do herself. Watch the lady run away and do abortion. * tested and trusted method. 100% effective. |
Re: Pregnancy Result by Tollzara(m): 1:36am On Sep 21, 2018 |
Dami12345:LMAO. WTF. Crazy dude. |
Re: Pregnancy Result by FiremanP(m): 1:36am On Sep 21, 2018 |
Tollzara:yh fam,dts my answer n surely i will reserve my reason(s). |
Re: Pregnancy Result by Tollzara(m): 1:37am On Sep 21, 2018 |
FiremanP:Alright nah. No wahala. Becoming a daddy in your first year in the University. Serious thing niyen o. |
Re: Pregnancy Result by Dami12345: 1:42am On Sep 21, 2018 |
Tollzara: Girls are mad, we had to learn to play the game and be much better at it. Once you know that's all it is to a girl, you will be able to beat her at it. Just never take the situation seriously. |
Re: Pregnancy Result by FiremanP(m): 1:46am On Sep 21, 2018 |
Tollzara:ikr. Maybe d seriousness in studying go strong |
Re: Pregnancy Result by Haywhaie(m): 5:32pm On Sep 24, 2018 |
zinnyzee Haywhaie's ban has expired. But he remains banned in the literature section until tomorrow. Teecrudest, the new moniker, has been banned too. I even removed the lyrics of John Lennon's Song, thinking they might be responsible for the consistent bans, but, no, I was wrong. I don't know what to do now. |
Re: Pregnancy Result by Nobody: 6:41pm On Sep 24, 2018 |
Haywhaie:Just be calm! It's fine, and it will be. Tomorrow is almost here. We'll be here and waiting. |
Re: Pregnancy Result by Haywhaie(m): 7:57pm On Sep 24, 2018 |
zinnyzee:Thanks. I find it really painful, though. Obinnau & Divepen1 Please, I'll want you guys to look into the issue and tell me what to do. Why does the anti-spam keep banning me? I think you reversed it earlier, can you do it again? I need to post that chapter for the story to make sense. I can't skip it. And there's nothing in it that's too different from the ones I've been posting previously. So, I don't understand why I keep getting banned. Please, do something about it. When I re-post it tomorrow, the same thing may repeat itself. PS: I'm posting this here because I'm still banned in the Literature Section. |
Re: Pregnancy Result by Haywhaie(m): 8:28am On Sep 25, 2018 |
zinnyzee Good morning dear. The post deleted yesterday has been restored on one of my monikers. You can see it now. Just check the thread, and scroll up the page. I'll start with the next chapter when my ban in the Literature section expires. |
Re: Pregnancy Result by Nobody: 8:32am On Sep 25, 2018 |
Haywhaie:Okay... Thank God. I'll check it up now. |
Re: Pregnancy Result by Offpoint: 9:25am On Sep 25, 2018 |
2 days later pregnancy? naso dem dey get pregnant? I no be dockitor but I no sperm never waka reach by dem... even doh e waka reach sef no tech fit detect pregnancy dat early.... |
Re: Pregnancy Result by Tollzara(m): 11:10pm On Sep 26, 2018 |
Offpoint:Hahaha. Naso o. Actually, that detail isn't really important. I didn't pay mind to it. The question posed is the important thing. |
Re: Pregnancy Result by Offpoint: 11:52pm On Sep 26, 2018 |
Tollzara:OK, we all have different ways of approaching, reacting and handling situation of that magnitude. as for me offpoint, I'll get myself a chill bottle of orijin, take a sit and reflect on my life- after doing all of that I'll sit her down and tell her I'm impotent, there's no possible way on earth I'd have gotten her pregnant. precisely I only last 30sec, my sperm can't possibly done such a damaged in 30s....can it? |
Re: Pregnancy Result by Tollzara(m): 12:10am On Sep 27, 2018 |
Offpoint:Lol. No. No. Let's assume that it is finally established that you're the father of the child in her womb. Wetin you go do? |
Re: Pregnancy Result by Offpoint: 12:12am On Sep 27, 2018 |
Tollzara:In Bray Wyatt voice "Run!" |
Re: Pregnancy Result by Tollzara(m): 12:15am On Sep 27, 2018 |
Offpoint:Hehehehe |
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