Eberechi24:

what?

TheOdd1sOut:
its the sound you will make when he will be shining your congo

You can't shine Congo, it's a strong team. Las las na draw. Wait, who is the current president of DR Congo?

iLegendd:
You can't shine Congo, it's a strong team. Las las na draw. Wait, who is the current president of DR Congo?

Oga ILegend give me your spoiled laptop pls.

iLegendd:
Making money is easy, but being focused and organized are hard. How can you make money when you're not organized and focused? If you're not organized and focused, you'll not make legit money, but make noise, eat, shower, watch porn, masturbate, and sleep. The next day, the circle continues and before you know it, you're old, unfocused, unskilled, and under pressure. At a point, you'll start imagining how sweet suicide will be, how God has forgotten you, or how many steps it will take you to get to 3rd Mainland Bridge.

Typing...

how do i make legit money by posting videos on YouTube

Eberechi24:

Oga ILegend give me your spoiled laptop pls.

Which of the spoiled laptops do you want? The one in-between my legs or the one you press with two fingers?

iLegendd:
Which of the spoiled laptops do you want? The one in-between my legs or the one you press with two fingers?

One press with two fingers

Eberechi24:

Oga ILegend give me your spoiled laptop pls.

ilegendd that what she wants. Let her pay for it. Utilize her workmanship. Or don't give her at all

adeboi1:
how do i make legit money by posting videos on YouTube

To make legit money anywhere, you MUST have a skill you offer. Don't think about how to make money, but how to offer a service. That service will bring all the money you need.

Which digital skill do you have and are you comfortable staying on screen or do a slide while teaching it?

TheOdd1sOut:
ilegendd that what she wants. Let her pay for it. Utilize her workmanship. Or don't give her at all

this guy no dey pour sand for my garri.
For the records, iLegendd is a born again Christian and virgin too

Eberechi24:
this guy no dey pour sand for my garri.
For the records, iLegendd is a born again Christian and virgin too

what happened to purchasing a laptop yourself?

You go need to queue for ilegendd line sha. The girls way day dust him joystick day plenty. So join the queue.
Or you can tell beardlessdude. Him Go help you but its at a price

TheOdd1sOut:
what happened to purchasing a laptop yourself?

Shuo, leave my matter na

iLegendd:
To make legit money anywhere, you MUST have a skill you offer. Don't think about how to make money, but how to offer a service. That service will bring all the money you need.

Which digital skill do you have and are you comfortable staying on screen or do a slide while teaching it?

am about to learn how to play the keyboard (piano),cus i think it will be more lucrative and it will get me a huge fan base

[quote author=adeboi1 post=72339397] am about to learn how to play the keyboard (piano),cus i think it will be more lucrative and it will get me a huge fan base[/quotes]@ilegend pls can u give more explanation on how to video myself for 3minutes

Eberechi24:

One press with two fingers

I had some, but I gave them out. I give things out easily, but there is one laptop I have refused to give out because it has a story behind it.

The story is: While in school, I bought a brand new HP laptop and it costs me approximately 300k. Later on, I was told the oyibo man cheated me. Though, it was supposed to be ₦270,000.00, but the country pays tax, so I had to pay tax for buying a laptop. In that country we pay tax for medical checkup. Thoughout my stay, I refused to fall sick.

I bought it in 2009. One day, in 2015, Buhari took over and crime became the new trend. I was returning from a friend's house at night — whose mom was kidnapped.

Sadly, I was the only person on the dark road. From afar, I heard a sound and before I could hide, I saw a black Hilux with huge men on black and with guns. They flashed their vehicle's light on me and their torch.

The next thing I said in my head was, "God, why me. Is this the end?"

They stopped their car by my side. "What's inside that bag? Bring it out," one of them said while pointing a gun at me. "It's my laptop," I replied. I brought it out and they took it from me.

As they were taking it, I realized they were police / JTF. They interrogated me, but I stood on my ground. After everything, they drove off with my laptop and told me to come to the station the next day to verify and collect it.

I got there the next day and they told me to log in and I did. After wasting 2 hours of my time, they couldn't find anything incriminating. They got tired and stylishly told me to settle and take my laptop.

Me, I just behaved as if I didn't understand what they were talking about. They took me to an office with a beautiful Edo officer. She was on call speaking her language.

When she finished, I said, "Wow! What a beautiful language. Which language is that?" I asked. She smiled and said it's Edo. Before you know it, I started wooing her and creating instant rapport.

Another female officer came in and spoilt my parole. At the end of the day, I didn't pay a dime. When I was living, I requested for her number, but she refused. Deep down, she wanted to give me, but the environment didn't permit her.

So, I was finally set free after wasting three hours in the station. When I was leaving, all the officers were angrily looking at me like say na me kill Jesus. At the gate, I saw a female officer eating banana and I asked her to give me banana. The hunger on her face was obvious. She looked at me like an angry lion.

Anyway, police dey suffer sha. Now I understand why they extort money, but this is not an excuse to extort.

Why did I share this story? It because that laptop put me in so many troubles. I don't want to talk about the other troubles before you faint.

One day, I was using it and the screen started acting funny. I brought my repair tool and dismantled the laptop, removed the screen, broke it, and dumped the laptop for good. That was the laptop I used to start and finish my project back in school.

The laptop I used to learn relationship tips before doing the practical. It has a history. I'll snap a picture of it and show you. When I get married and have children, they'll need to see it. Maybe, I should write a book titled: The Great Computer.

So, I can't give it out, but if you can pay me 300k, I'll give you the spoilt one in-between my legs. U know na. It has sugar and honey. Don't you like sweet things?

Let me tell you a secret. Laptop is cheaper in Nigeria than abroad because in Nigeria, you don't pay tax.

adeboi1:
am about to learn how to play the keyboard (piano),cus i think it will be more lucrative and it will get me a huge fan base

100%. It's my field too. It's lucrative.

Eberechi24:
this guy no dey pour sand for my garri.
For the records, iLegendd is a born again Christian and virgin too

95% correct. Do you want to know the remaining 5%?

adeboi1:
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Videoing doesn't need much explanation. If you have a phone with a front camera, then switch it on and deliver a lecture or talk about something you're good at. One day, I was eating and I liked the food, so I switched on my front camera as started talking about the food and the ingredients. It requires improvisation.

I don buy market . Lemme sit down and read.
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Mr lecturer, when am I gonna defend this your project (lecture), you didn't pity me being one of your dull student

Well, am saving for it but you know Buhari with his policy that rendered the economy almost useless.

No, I don't do sugary things base on doctor's prescription

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Eberechi24:
I don buy market . Lemme sit down and read

Typing fast is easy joor. Go and learn Mavis Beacon and transfer your QWERTY skill to mobile. Fear fear.

iLegendd:
Typing fast is easy joor. Go and learn Mavis Beacon and transfer your QWERTY skill to mobile. Fear fear.

Lol, I was busy then.
Above skill is major reason I need a lappy

iLegendd:
95% correct. Do you want to know the remaining 5%?

Remaining 5% is you are not a virgin

Eberechi24:

Remaining 5% is you are not a virgin

I'm a virgin. Let me post a picture of my **** so you can confirm it. It's innocent. Do you want to see it?

iLegendd:
I'm a virgin. Let me post a picture of my **** so you can confirm it. It's innocent. Do you want to see it?

I have seen it.

i hope youre successful oo,with this your business

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Eberechi24:

I have seen it.

You saw the small one. Do you like it?

todihe:
i hope youre successful oo,with this your business

It depends on how you measure success. I'm not successful until I see Jesus. So, our definition of success are different. Yours may be money and houses, but your brother's measure of success may be eternal life. Think about it. Money is just a tool.

iLegendd:
You saw the small one. Do you like it?

Not impressed

Eberechi24:
Not impressed

I know what you mean.