pocohantas, today marks our One Year Anniversary.

That’s exactly three hundred and sixty five days of torment & misery for your accursed soul.

I promised you I would make NL hell for you and I do not intend to relent.



So far, you have become irrelevant on Nairaland. Hell, nobody pays any attention to your nonsense anymore ever since I exposed you for who you are – a sex-starved, frustrated, passive-aggressive, jilted, overused & dumped, evening newspaper hiding under the feminism tag, spreading hate and promoting violence against men all in a bid to attract suitors to your diminished self.

That was a wrong move – one you have silently regretted ever since though pride won’t let you admit it.

Your plan has backfired horribly. Not only are you still single, obese and unwanted at 34, you are now seen as a symbol for menopause worldwide all thanks to me.

I have noticed female monikers on Nairaland don’t give two fvcks about you too. Unfortunately for your delusion, it seems you do not represent what they stand for. Matter-of-fact, they despise you and obliquely love what I do to you.

Your recent attempts to repair your battered Nairaland image by “supporting” men on various threads and flirting with different male monikers are not working either. You’re making a big fool of yourself and even I never envisaged you descending to such pathetic levels.

Also, your sole attempt to throw needless compliments my way was met with a vile barrage I'm sure will give you a clearer picture of where we stand. You can try that nonsense with ass-licking wimps that think with their preeqs and all those other 'males' who cower when you hurl insults at them.
With me, you must go all the way.




Stage One of this project has been concluded (successfully) and Stage Two is about to commence in the coming weeks.

I acknowledge all the monikers that have been sacrificed in making sure every single day of your Nairaland life for the past 365 days has been hell. Some of these noble monikers include;

ArchangeLucifer (the very first)
PastorLucifer
BishopLucifer
ReverendLucifer
ApostleLucifer
DiscipleLucifer
ProphetLucifer
LuciferChrist
LuciferChristi
LuciferCristi
LuciferXristi

They will be sorely missed.


The numerous sex bouts you offered your zombiec mod friend (moniker withheld) in the early days of this noble exercise, led to series of crackdowns but it couldn’t put a dent in this movement and the bans petered out (as I knew they would) eventually, allowing me free reign here and I have capitalized on it.

In January, you cowardly abandoned your pocohantas moniker in shame & hid under the AntiBrutus moniker for a while before I snuffed you out of your hiding place.

I even went a step further to share screenshots to prove your promiscuity here on Nairaland but I am not done…




Now straight to business…

The psychopath in me is about to be unleashed. I have toyed with my food for too long and I shall be moving in for the kill imminently. I will make you understand firsthand, that there are beings in this world that enjoy perpetrating evil without motive nor benefit, without contrition nor caution – just plain evil.

When I am done with you, you will seek suicide but it shall flee from you.
I reaffirm the solemn pledge I made to you on the first day and wish to inform you that the zeal in me burns ever brighter as I type.



But for today, let’s raise a toast to the many more years of misery your poor, wretched soul will yet endure.

Here’s how!!!

Osigini?

From your Monika, your name sounds confused

I thought it was a marriage anniversary and I was rushing with my congratulations BTW why the hate

Jumps into thread like Kilode!

Takes a sit with my pop corn, I think I need to instill my eyedrop cos there is no time to even blink..
This must be interesting

Nairaland na asylum sha

Congrats on your union Op

Nawa.....

Mad man on the loose!

lol

Ewu.

12 different usernames
Guyyyyy!!! you well so?

Disadvantage of having a lunatic as a friend/ex.

Op please accept my hearty congratulations

Nawa o. Oboy you get plenty time o.

Guy u no won free our dear feminist.



I wish u guys more hellish years ahead.

Lmaooooo!!!!


I have not laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks for making my night.

I weak for op

I weak for op

Where this one come out from na

LuciferYaweh:


So far, you have become irrelevant on Nairaland. Hell, nobody pays any attention to your nonsense anymore ever since I exposed you for who you are – a sex-starved, frustrated, passive-aggressive, jilted, overused & dumped, evening newspaper hiding under the feminism tag, spreading hate and promoting violence against men all in a bid to attract suitors to your diminished self.


Not only are you still single, obese and unwanted at 34, you are now seen as a symbol for menopause worldwide all thanks to me.



You’re making a big fool of yourself and even I never envisaged you descending to such pathetic level


The psychopath in me is about to be unleashed. I have toyed with my food for too long and I shall be moving in for the kill imminently. I will make you understand firsthand, that there are beings in this world that enjoy perpetrating evil without motive nor benefit, without contrition nor caution – just plain evil.

When I am done with you, you will seek suicide but it shall flee from you.

chisos!!!!

Guy why so much bitterness

Just observing.

See your face in real life

pocohantas:
Lmaooooo!!!!


I have not laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks for making my night.

CaptainMitch:
See your face in real life

Honestly, I laughed out loud ehn.
I told my friend I will take him out if today turns out well. We were on our way out when I read this... had to read it out to him. Fuckeen hilarious!!!!

I wonder what Dominique is doing here, but it's a funny and queer pattern of thought to resort to trolling, heartbreak can be really sad and depressing but the best thing is to move on. Time will heal

pocohantas:


Honestly, I laughed out loud ehn.
I told my friend I will take him out if today turns out well. We were on our way out when I read this... had to read it out to him. Fuckeen hilarious!!!!

Agwa Gide Nti, Nti Anuro..E gbu pu isi, Nti e so lu ya!
A sad case of two intransigent asleep souls reinacting unconsciouly the very very sad drama of their previous reincarnation...
May the Gods help us wake up from our deep slumbers in this very unfortunate planet we found ourselves... Smh...

So many insane people here.

No matter how free minded you are about life, one thing must surely attack your focus.

Chisos! This is taking things too far!

How can one human be going around with darkness like this? It is well.

CaptainMitch:
I wonder what *** is doing here, but it's a funny and queer pattern of thought to resort to trolling, heartbreak can be really sad and depressing but the best thing is to move on. Time will heal

Forget this one, he isn't who you think he is though. But he is sha more silly and I am too stressed, I have no energy for this.