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"I Will Rather Date A Monkey Than A Man, No Broken Heart" - South African Lady by vickayo: 2:26pm On Mar 29, 2019 |
@Gistvic.com A South African lady whose name is Marobz Wa Afrika, has caused a lot of commotion on Facebook as she shares a photo with her monkey saying she will rather date a monkey than a man, because monkey will never cheat on her, no broken heart, and it will also satisfy her in bed. She wrote: "I will rather date a monkey than a man, because monkey will never cheat on me,no broken heart,it also satisfy me in bed" See More Below: Source: https://www.gistvic.com/2019/03/i-will-rather-date-monkey-than-man-no.html Cc: lalasticlala dominique Mynd44 1 Share
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Re: "I Will Rather Date A Monkey Than A Man, No Broken Heart" - South African Lady by XhosaNostra(f): 2:31pm On Mar 29, 2019 |
I wonder if she's tried the satisfaction part. After all, some people do weird things with their pets. 1 Like |
Re: "I Will Rather Date A Monkey Than A Man, No Broken Heart" - South African Lady by Gossiplover: 2:31pm On Mar 29, 2019 |
OP, FAKE NEWS. It's a guy that uploaded the picture as HIS profile picture on Facebook. Look well and see what I mean vickayo:
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Re: "I Will Rather Date A Monkey Than A Man, No Broken Heart" - South African Lady by XhosaNostra(f): 2:34pm On Mar 29, 2019 |
Gossiplover: What about the caption though? |
Re: "I Will Rather Date A Monkey Than A Man, No Broken Heart" - South African Lady by IamD18: 2:37pm On Mar 29, 2019 |
Maybe the monkey is richer than her father. |
Re: "I Will Rather Date A Monkey Than A Man, No Broken Heart" - South African Lady by Tharaja(m): 2:54pm On Mar 29, 2019 |
She forgot that men evolve from monkeys.... |
Re: "I Will Rather Date A Monkey Than A Man, No Broken Heart" - South African Lady by Nobody: 2:58pm On Mar 29, 2019 |
People, let's not jump into conclusions yet... Yes she might be willing to date mokeys but — We don't know if any monkey will agree to date her. 1 Like |
Re: "I Will Rather Date A Monkey Than A Man, No Broken Heart" - South African Lady by Jaqenhghar: 3:01pm On Mar 29, 2019 |
She probably doesnt know how dangerous chimps are 1 Like |
Re: "I Will Rather Date A Monkey Than A Man, No Broken Heart" - South African Lady by dollytino4real(f): 3:05pm On Mar 29, 2019 |
Ebola loading |
Re: "I Will Rather Date A Monkey Than A Man, No Broken Heart" - South African Lady by ubunja(m): 3:09pm On Mar 29, 2019 |
This is how HIV/AIDS happened Wonder what these whôrés will bring us this time 1 Like |
Re: "I Will Rather Date A Monkey Than A Man, No Broken Heart" - South African Lady by ubunja(m): 3:11pm On Mar 29, 2019 |
Women have always been depraved sons of bitches. First it was snakes in a garden.... |
Re: "I Will Rather Date A Monkey Than A Man, No Broken Heart" - South African Lady by XhosaNostra(f): 3:11pm On Mar 29, 2019 |
ubunja: Don't lie. A man in the Congo ate a monkey in the form of "bush meat", that's how the story goes. 2 Likes |
Re: "I Will Rather Date A Monkey Than A Man, No Broken Heart" - South African Lady by ubunja(m): 3:31pm On Mar 29, 2019 |
XhosaNostra:did that man leave you a note? |
Re: "I Will Rather Date A Monkey Than A Man, No Broken Heart" - South African Lady by XhosaNostra(f): 3:32pm On Mar 29, 2019 |
ubunja: You don't read much do you? 1 Like |
Re: "I Will Rather Date A Monkey Than A Man, No Broken Heart" - South African Lady by Nobody: 3:35pm On Mar 29, 2019 |
Isn't it mostly females that break the males heart? 1 Like |
Re: "I Will Rather Date A Monkey Than A Man, No Broken Heart" - South African Lady by ubunja(m): 3:49pm On Mar 29, 2019 |
XhosaNostra:i go online I end up on xvideos.com 2 Likes |
Re: "I Will Rather Date A Monkey Than A Man, No Broken Heart" - South African Lady by XhosaNostra(f): 4:34pm On Mar 29, 2019 |
ubunja: Mnxm. |
Re: "I Will Rather Date A Monkey Than A Man, No Broken Heart" - South African Lady by fykes(m): 4:47pm On Mar 29, 2019 |
Is it just me or is there really some facial semblance between the homosapiens? |
Re: "I Will Rather Date A Monkey Than A Man, No Broken Heart" - South African Lady by anochuko01(m): 6:01pm On Mar 29, 2019 |
so she's fving a monkey already? good for her |
Re: "I Will Rather Date A Monkey Than A Man, No Broken Heart" - South African Lady by Nobody: 6:35pm On Mar 29, 2019 |
Ehn go date am na who e concern |
Re: "I Will Rather Date A Monkey Than A Man, No Broken Heart" - South African Lady by Thejustw14(m): 8:53pm On Mar 29, 2019 |
No broken heart until the monkey meets another monkey, then we start hearing "men are scum" by that time we go know say na monkey break your heart.:!!:. |
Re: "I Will Rather Date A Monkey Than A Man, No Broken Heart" - South African Lady by Biglittlelois(f): 9:10pm On Mar 29, 2019 |
Speechless!!! |
Re: "I Will Rather Date A Monkey Than A Man, No Broken Heart" - South African Lady by Foodforthought: 9:37pm On Mar 29, 2019 |
Thejustw14:Arrrggghhhhhh!!! |
Re: "I Will Rather Date A Monkey Than A Man, No Broken Heart" - South African Lady by Foodforthought: 9:38pm On Mar 29, 2019 |
Xaos:You are too harsh na |
Re: "I Will Rather Date A Monkey Than A Man, No Broken Heart" - South African Lady by Kingseex1(m): 11:26pm On Mar 29, 2019 |
This one don dey mental ? |
Re: "I Will Rather Date A Monkey Than A Man, No Broken Heart" - South African Lady by husbandsnatcha(f): 1:31am On Mar 30, 2019 |
IamD18:The wise one is back |
Re: "I Will Rather Date A Monkey Than A Man, No Broken Heart" - South African Lady by husbandsnatcha(f): 1:32am On Mar 30, 2019 |
Mrbolt555:No is you dicky species |
Re: "I Will Rather Date A Monkey Than A Man, No Broken Heart" - South African Lady by husbandsnatcha(f): 1:40am On Mar 30, 2019 |
Gossiplover:Eww hmmm ewww So u mean d lady is actually a man ? Myopic brain ,u think say na nairaland wie u call any lady who refuses to form men ? Wen u form u became a female ,when u free urself after clubbing wt drinks u ar a man, Myopic brains has infiltrated nairaland Shame on it |
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